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I always loved that dude and his circle of friends, even if I never got as much press as my brother.
It's a madhouse!!!
Yog always gets the good references.....Sorry about that, Bob--I think James Jacobs is the one who's always pushing your brother. Did your spawn make it into Bestiary 5, at least? No, but thanks for the reminder. I've got some open wounds, if you want to rub salt in them....
Yog always gets the good references.....
I'm just gonna wait over here for the stars to be right.
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Gee mom what's with the tentacles on the Beav, also can Eddie come over for dinner tonight.You see, Wally, when a housewife and an aberration love each other very much... Iä! Iä! Brown chicken brown cow!
The stars are coming right. Iä! Iä!
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Needs more chaos and madness.
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Almost there....
Iä! Iä!
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I thought Canada banned you because of that incident with the "sausages".The problem with the spiked chain is that it totally doesn't work as a weapon. If you knew about fighting like I do, you'd know that.Pfft. My spiked chain-wielding ability requires me to register myself with the US Department of Martial Enforcement as a lethal weapon, pursuant to the classified Exotic Weapons Protection Act of 1963. I am also barred entry in 12 countries, including Canada, because my spiked chain skills make me a clear and present danger. Ia! Ia!
Huh? You say something?
Yog always gets games named after him. He always gets the chicks too.
For a minute there, I thought the preeminent pollen was Jupiter...Our fungi came from Yuggoth, but we had to make a pit stop along the way. Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Jupiter!
Iä! Iä! Cthulhu Fhtagn! Iä! Shub-Niggurath! Sorry. Shub's out on a date with my brother Yog. He gets all the chicks....
I don't understand why. Yog sothoth tells me regularly that he just wants to bring us love and peace.Well, it was either that or you were going to accidently rip a hole in the space-time continuum and unleash an otherworldy entity on an unsuspecting populace. But that didn't poll well with our test audience.Yes! I'm a YouTube superstar! Takerthat, rpg superstar!Morning, all. What did I miss?Well, Gary's attempt to use the mystic arts to unleash a snowpocalypse was caught on video and soon became a popular Youtube hit. Meanwhile, Mike and Jess plotted to use their knowledge of genetic engineering to produce the world's first square-footed human. And, across town Scott and Steve's cross-country pilgrimage to Houston took a turn for the comical when....No, wait! That's my soap opera. You do realize the last guy Yog whispered that to is currently drooling in a padded cell and missing his spleen. My brother cannot be trusted.
looks at watch Come on, already! Can't we get this thing moving? I've got some strange aeons that are about to expire.
Mmmmm....tentacles.
Huzzah!
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Chaos, Entropy, Madness, and Turnip.
I'm going with the turnip thing. There's a show on the Disney Channel with anthropomorphic turnips. I'm betting the Cosmic Overlord is influencing the dreams of the writers.
I think it has something to do with turnips. Or maybe dolphins. I'm not really sure.
Yes, welcome. All Hail Our Cosmic Overlord!
I was perverted once.....
Yeerg Arrgh.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Wertz Paizo wgah'nagl fhtagn! Ia! Ia! Wertz fhtagn!
How come my brother Yog and I never get any love. It's always old worm face.
Heh heh heh....nekkid tweets.
What, old grumpy tentacles. Sheesh, talk about a downer. At parties all he does is eternal lie around. And if you're "lucky", maybe he'll drive a bunch of your guests insane. I don't know why Yog keeps inviting him. Plus, he smells like fish.
606 - FEED ME, SEYMOUR
Some have no purpose whatsoever, and result from a funny thought.
Huh? Wuzzat?
MMMMMMM.....WALLS
I do all my shopping there.
Sorry, my brother Yog is sort of busy at the moment. Is there any way I can be of assistance? Need a planet consumed, maybe?
Huzzah!
Just think of it as fighting the good fight for the forces of lunacy and nonsense.
I wouldn't mind a few more planets. I'm always hungry.
I'm excited about this plan. I'm happy to be a part of it.
I'd have to say my cousins, the Starspawn.
{whispers:} Shhhhh! You don't want to awaken Khlôrr'Øx in his sublet brownstone in East Ry'leh.You really think that's an appropriate offering for a being of my magnitude?Ahem.Somebody get a Kleenex {tm}! WHAT'S THAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
I hope so. I'm tired of waiting.
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