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2:30 PM on Wednesday, 23rd January, in the desert that was not yet called Arizona:

AAA-WWWOOOOOOGGGAAAAAHHH!!! GRUFF!! GRUFF!! HHAAA-WWWOOOOOOOOGGGAAAAAAHHH!!!

The massive, spiky-shelled, ankylosaur-like kaiju charges toward Gojira with feet that trample the arid dunes and shake boulders loose from the canyons! It launches its impossibly colossal body toward Gojira, curled up in an armored ball, like a massive, spiky armadillo! *KRAKA-DOOOOOOOSSSHHH!!!*

Anguirus bowls into Gojira, piercing the King of Kaiju's scaly hide, and invoking his ire!!

Halfway around the world, in the arid desert that colonists will call Arizona, the King of Kaiju is finally able to awaken his old playmate/nemesis Anguirus...

After much stomping about the arid desert and blasting canyons in it with his atomic breath weapon: BREEEEAAAAAARRRRRKKK!!! BREEEEAAAAARRRKKKK!!!

Unable to ignore the incessant and repetitive honking of his king any longer, Anguirus awakens with a grumpy roar! BOO-WOOOOMP!! BOO-WOOOOOMMPP!!

Burrowing up out of the desert sands, the great spiky kaiju Anguirus eyes Gojira angrily!

The shobijin fairies, for those unfamiliar with the Japanese kaiju movies about Godzilla, Mothra, Rodan (lightning-spitting pteradactyl), Anguirus (spiky ankylosaur), are twin pixies charged with attending Mothra (Mosura), who is worshipped on Honshu Island as a goddess (goddess of Infant Island, another name for Honshu?).

They are as yet unaware that their ward, Mosura, is about to be awakened rather rudely by her old rival/foe/playmate Gojira (Godzilla), and go on a rampage! (Well, Gojira leads her around on a rampage and she tries to stop him from destroying Honshu Island by leading him away to the New World, where she hopes she can awaken Rodan at Mount Saint Helens and Anguirus in the Arizona desert, so the three kaiju can stop their "king" from destroying and rampaging...)

GRRRRRRAAAARRRRRRRRRAAAAAARRRRRRRAAAAARRRRR!!!!

Oh, yeah!? Why don't you fly down here and laugh in my face, Bird-Boy! Wait til I get my spikes in you! Den we'll see who's makin' wif da har-hars!

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAARRRRRRRAAAAARRRRRRR!!!

Shut up an' help me out, a&!@!@~!

Oh no.... Not dis douchebag.... I friggin' hate dis guy....

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!

OH! Hey, you! Uh, how ya been? Ya, dis little guy's da boss, now, apparently.... I was havin' a nice little nap, when dis guy comes along wit 'is boom box an' fancy magic.... I guess I fell for it, an' now I gotta go see what dis little shrimp wants me ta do.... It bettah be good, is all I'm sayin'.... So, ah.... See ya around, den....

The sea churns and buckles in the path of the great, spiky-backed, saurian kaiju....

GGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Dis bettah be good, wherever we're goin'.... I was havin' me a nice nap in da sand til dese knuckleheads come an' wake me up!!! Deh bettah be buildins ta smash an' trains ta crash.... I like crashin' dem trains, heheheh.... I like when dey go "WOOO-WOOOOOOOOOO!!!.... Den I smashes 'em.... smashes 'em up good....

GGGRRRRRAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!

Dammit!! I was just having the most awesome dream, where I was finally kicking that fat bastard Gojira's ass, and all the lady Kaiju were all hot for me, and some asshat wakes me up with an annoying buzzing sound.... WHO DARES AWAKEN ANGUIRUS!!??

GRARR!?

You!? A tiny flying thing?

Will save vs DC 30 dominate monster 1d20 + 21 ⇒ (4) + 21 = 25 fails! Anguirus is dominated by Dr Yamamoto and his Kaiju Sensei!

GGRRRRAAAAARRRRR.... GRRAAARRR?

Okay, looks like you're the boss.... Where to, master?