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Shmoopy/Rob: *coughcough*Lord of the Rings*cough*


Nailo/Rob: Shut up. Eluamous looks around and sees a pack of bandits headed their way.


Rob/Shmoopy: I don't see any bandits.


Nailo: That's because you're facing the wrong way, idiot.

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

taig wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
taig wrote:
Excellent! I've managed to lose a lot of weight by taking soda out of my diet altogether. Those first 2-3 days were tough.
If I go off caffine for too long I develop an arythmia. Since I can't stand the taste of coffee or tea, I have to drink at least some soda. It also helps with my ADHD.
I know what you mean about coffee/tea. If I absolutely find I need to have a soda, I'll have it at lunch. Caffeine too close to bed time really messed up my sleep schedule, which was another reason I quit drinking soda. I was sleeping in until 10-11 in the morning, which is not conducive to keeping a job. :)

I managed to give up Coca Cola when I had my Wisdom teeth removed.

All 4 done in day surgery. They too 3 weeks to heal properly instead of 3-4 days. The Pain Killers and constant sleep were enough to overcome the withdrawal symptoms.
Didn't do anything for my weight tho. I put the 20 kilos I lost while not being able to eat properly straight back on. :(


Shmoopy: Oh. Well in that case, I wanna cast a spell.


Nailo: We're not fighting those bandits. Quick, we gotta hide behind these trees.


Shmoopy: Go ahead and hide, Mike. Me, Petey and the talking cutlery can totally take out these bandits.


Mike/Nailo: Eluamous hides behind a tree and watches the bandits get even closer. "This is your last chance, Shmoopy!" Eluamous cries.


Shmoopy: Alright. I hide my gear in the bush, and I put on the beggar panties.


Rob: Wh--what?


Whoops, make that Mike saying that.


Rob: The bandits walk closer to Shmoopy, and he can see that one of the bandits is quite shorter than the other, someone rude and completely intolerant may describe him as 'a stupid looking midget'. Shmoopy says to the bandits "Spare some gold for the poor, friend?" but they totally ignore him, and keep walking.


Nailo: Nice work, Shmoopy, that's probably the most pointless thing you ever could've done.


Rob/Shmoopy: Shmoopy hold up the two bags of gold he totally so pickpocketed from the bandits, and tells Mike to eat a fat one.


Mike: WHAT?! You can't just take stuff, you have to roll to see if they notice!


Rob: Well they would obviously know I'm up to something if I'm sitting here rolling dice, Mike.
TBC...

The Exchange

War Minister of Yunevrherdofus wrote:

!Death to Moorlockovia!

What do you mean we used all the missiles on the poodles?

Directs 200 GARs to shoot the WMoY.


Rise. RISE! RISE above the screen fold!

{refreshes browser} Whew! {relaxes}

Scarab Sages

Mmmm....brainnnnsss.


Don't worry! Be Happy!


I hate being happy!


I'll be happy when those kids GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN!!

Little bastards.


Come see the violence inherent in the system!


....


*walks in looking for a meatbag to blast*

Scarab Sages

Hungry Jack®! YUM!


Ayup.


David Fryer wrote:
taig wrote:
Excellent! I've managed to lose a lot of weight by taking soda out of my diet altogether. Those first 2-3 days were tough.
If I go off caffine for too long I develop an arythmia. Since I can't stand the taste of coffee or tea, I have to drink at least some soda. It also helps with my ADHD.

Have you ever considered Vivarin? I hate coffee and tea myself, and soda before 12 PM makes me nauseous. I find a little yellow pill in the morning gets the caffeine pumping first thing, which is good, especially when waking up at O-dark-30 like I am wont to do.

Dark Archive

Hi! I'm the Vice President! Want to see my secret bunker?


I like cheese!


GEAUX TIGERS!


Dennis the Peasant wrote:
Come see the violence inherent in the system!

HEY! THAT'S MY SCHTICK!


*starts throwing bone shuriken around*


Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote:
Dennis the Peasant wrote:
Come see the violence inherent in the system!
HEY! THAT'S MY SCHTICK!

How'd you get that job, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.


I luv posting!


GO TEAM CHAOS!


Anyone looking for some legal counsel?


Mmmm....roadkill.


Kill da kobold!


Dennis the Peasant wrote:
Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote:
Dennis the Peasant wrote:
Come see the violence inherent in the system!
HEY! THAT'S MY SCHTICK!

How'd you get that job, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

No you Bolshevist twit, I got this job as duly appointed chairperson for the commue on Fridays and alternate Tuesdays, with any legislation proposed by me having to be ratified by a simple majority of commune particpants in the case of local matters, but by a two-thirds majority in the case of major commune policy ..blah blah ...

Weaves a Political Confusion spell on the thread.


Don't say it's a fine morning or I'll shoot ya!


Avatar of John Wayne wrote:

Don't say it's a fine morning or I'll shoot ya!

Same here.


What a fine morning! Anyone for some Pecan Sandies?

<Looks at morning paper>

Well, look at that! Yunevrherdofus is now Yuwonteverhearofus.

Silver Crusade

This thread is coming along nicely.

Scarab Sages

Celestial Healer wrote:
This thread is coming along nicely.

Really? I'm so sorry to hear that?

Does it hurt?

Cheers! :D

Silver Crusade

ComicJam wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
This thread is coming along nicely.

Really? I'm so sorry to hear that?

Does it hurt?

Cheers! :D

I don't even know what that means, but I feel like I need a shower.


ComicJam wrote:

Really? I'm so sorry to hear that?

Does it hurt?

Cheers! :D

Celestial Healer wrote:
I don't even know what that means, but I feel like I need a shower.

Thrown down Heavenly Wrath upon him -- summon a Celestial Poodle to hump him. :)

Scarab Sages

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:
Thrown down Heavenly Wrath upon him -- summon a Celestial Poodle to hump him. :)

Hides from a certain fool*.

Cheers! :D

*I may not post regularly, but I know the characters around here! :P

Dark Archive

Patrick Curtin wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
taig wrote:
Excellent! I've managed to lose a lot of weight by taking soda out of my diet altogether. Those first 2-3 days were tough.
If I go off caffine for too long I develop an arythmia. Since I can't stand the taste of coffee or tea, I have to drink at least some soda. It also helps with my ADHD.
Have you ever considered Vivarin? I hate coffee and tea myself, and soda before 12 PM makes me nauseous. I find a little yellow pill in the morning gets the caffeine pumping first thing, which is good, especially when waking up at O-dark-30 like I am wont to do.

I,ve considered it. I used to have these things called Pep-ermints, which were caffine infused mints. The store that sold them went out of buisness though.

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