300 Eyes Glittering in the Dark's page

*Can’t help but poke 300 Glittering Eyes in the Dark with a stick.*

"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'na..I mean.. Chitter?

As I mentioned, we're feeding the crows cat food, and this resulted in three visiting cats, our two cats, jays, raccoons, skunks, and possibly squirrels partaking of the Purina Cat Chow I put out.

Since I happened to be at Costco, I bought Kirkland brand chicken and rice maintenance formula cat food.

We've lost the visiting cats, the jays, the squirrels, and even possibly the raccoons. And our cats won't touch the stuff. That's a really dark mark for Kirkland, whose stuff is usually remarkably good. But when you can't even get raccoons to eat your food, you get an F.

EDIT: I have no idea why all the animals prefer that I feed them in the buff, but whatever floats their boat...

literally worse than trash.

Luwazi Elsebo forever!

"TORCH WAS RIGHT!"

Petebot

"Alright you chiroptean screwheads. THIS is my boomstick... "

Seeking X-Gen Gun, Tactical

attack: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (1) + 10 = 11
Damage: 1d12 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10

Move a little closer to the shooting gallery and fire!

Charva on the fire pillar: 1d20 + 16 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 16 + 2 = 33
Peet on the air pillar: 1d20 + 16 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 16 + 2 = 21

MMMMMMM. POST

And dang it, even after a second viewing I still have something in my eyes.

Offer you some cleaning fluid to help wash that out....

Once you got one brain in a jar computer why stop there, If the Starfinder Society was based on Eox, Guidance might be an undead AI computer made up of all the brain in a jar computers of all past Starfinders.

He.Has. Seen....

"Oh sure they say they're for unity but look at the symbol, all humanoid appendages. Not a single tentacle, proboscis, fin, or *screeeeeCH* in the circle"

"" I survived Aucturn and all I got was the meat suit wearing this T-Shirt

Did you feed the lawyers to the dinosaurs so they are less hungry, is that why visitors are less likely to be eaten?

Chitter

I can see people rebelling against that idea chanting "flush free or die!"

Starts selling the locals t shirts that read O.K.

drug /drəg/

noun
Any substance that when injected into a rat produces a scientific paper.

chitter

The Dominion of the Black likes to collect brains,

"sɯɐɹƃoɹd dıɥsɹɐןoɥɔs ǝnbıun ɹno ɟo pnoɹd ʎɹǝʌ ǝɹɐ ǝʍ"

pǝuᴉɐʅdxǝ ǝq ʅʅᴉʍ ʅʅɐ puɐ oƃɐ sǝʇnuᴉɯ oʍʇ ǝɹǝɥ ʎʅǝʇnʅosqɐ sɐʍ ʇɐɥʇ ǝɹoʇsʞooq ʞɹɐp sᴉɥʇ oʇuᴉ dǝʇs ǝsɐǝʅԀ .ǝƃpǝʅʍouʞ ⅎo ɹǝʞǝǝs oʅʅǝH

**ominous music*

But, if you stick them into an engine control pod, do you end up going to alternate universes, that's what we really want to know?

"Isn't that a little phylumist of you?"

Nope, nightvision capcitors are TERRIBLE. Put them away. Truuuust. Uuuuuusss

Ysoki - Oh boy, I've missed a chance at playing VERMIN all my life! (/sarcasm)

**chitter**