ZZZ [Completed] DM Salsa Presents: A Dinner Party of Five (Inactive)

Game Master AdamWarnock


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The last thing any of you remember before waking up with a splitting headache is ordering a drink in the Pressgang Pub. Sure it's located in the seediest of the seedy parts of town and has beggars that will as soon as knife you as look at you, but the ale is good and cheap and the dragon wings are to die for. You find yourselves blindfolded and tided at the wrists and ankles. The rough rope is sure to leave marks and the smell of death that is ever pervasive in this what you can only assume to be a cold, stone room from the feeling of the floor has surely permeated your clothing. Strangely, you feel that you are not alone as you hear others breathing and shuffling around as you wake up, and it appears that you are not gagged.

Feel free to start introducing your characters. No one can see, so no visual descriptions just yet.


Male "Human" Bard 5 D&D Beyond Sheet | HP: 37/37 | AC: 15 | Ins +8, Per +5, Stl +7, Srv +3 | Saves: Str +1, Dex +7*, Con +3, Int +3, Wis +2, Cha +3* | Init: +10 | Passive Perception 15, Darkvision 60ft. | Speed 30ft | Inspiration: 0 | Hit Dice: 5 / d8+2 | Spell Slots: 1st 3/4 |2nd 3/3 |3rd 1/2 | Active conditions: None

Nestis's eyes flick open, making out only the greys of cloth.

Body parts intact, if a little dented. Blindfolded. Tied up. Not gagged. Whisper, assess the situation further.

A smooth, if slightly concerned whisper exits his lips.

"Hello!? Anyone else from the Pressgang Pub here? I'm Nestis, Nestis Tassi! I played for a while!"


HP 32 | AC 15 | Saves: Str: +3; Dex: +2; Con: +2; Int: +5; Wis: +4; Cha: +1 | Init: +4 | Passive Perception: 16; Passive Investigation: 20; Passive Insight: 14 Inspiration: [ ] | Spell Slots: 4 (4) / 3 (3) / 2 (2)

"Damn suns of beeches! I'll cut your throats and piss in your eyes! Let me outta here!" came a deep, gruff voice.


Corso had such a good time. He felt a true connection with one of the barmaid. Perhaps this was the beginning of a great love story, he thought. She will surely accept me as I am, I mean, once we've been together long enough, once we've faced impossible odds and survived, and once we are wedded!

All his life stood in front of him, resplendent, with this woman as the ultimate solution to all his issues...

But then everything went dark. Someone stole his future, with poison no less!

He hears the others, his gaze trying to pierce the darkness, to no avail. He feels cramped, he hates being confined, without a clear path to the sky.

He wants to speak, but he doesn't know who to trust, so he waits, checking if they left him with a stick to fight with or, better yet, some mistletoe...

Patting myself to check if my equipment is still there.


There was annoying, then there was this.

A pair of them, drunk pig-farmers inches from her face. Too drunk, apparently, to note that she was quite shredded and poked. A large bite mark sat openly where the side of her torso should be...would be...on any ordinary living person. And if that wasn't enough of a clue, a series of holes...straight through her body...formed a line down the other side. The most pronounced of which sat right between her eyes.

"*sigh* I don't want a drink, I want to shove this broken glass into your eyes." she stated calmly and without sarcasm or deception.

"HuR HUR HUR, hey Donald, I think she likes us!! What will you have, cutie? Fire whicskey?!?!?" the fatter one belched.

The fact she was a drow registered even less to the rural rump-slappers than the odd state of her strangely animated corpus.

"*sigh* Yes. *snaps her fingers* Waitress. Bring me whiskey and a lit torch. Perhaps with enough heat I can sanitize your spirit before the gods..."

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"...Donald?"


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You all hear a gruff curse coming from nearby in answer to the minstrel's question, followed by a strange feminine voice that is at once melodious and gravelly asking, apparently, if the man cursing is Donald. Strangely enough, those of you that examine your belongings find that you have everything that you had on you at the Pressgang Pub. Indeed, those of you with keen senses of smell find not the expected bouquet of vomit, urine, and cheap alcohol, but the scent of sage and lemon wafting gently into your nose.


Male "Human" Bard 5 D&D Beyond Sheet | HP: 37/37 | AC: 15 | Ins +8, Per +5, Stl +7, Srv +3 | Saves: Str +1, Dex +7*, Con +3, Int +3, Wis +2, Cha +3* | Init: +10 | Passive Perception 15, Darkvision 60ft. | Speed 30ft | Inspiration: 0 | Hit Dice: 5 / d8+2 | Spell Slots: 1st 3/4 |2nd 3/3 |3rd 1/2 | Active conditions: None

It's all here, even the weapons and magical gear. This *is* strange.

*sniff*

This is bizarre. Being able to see in pitch darkness is only so useful. My view is currently occupued by folds of cloth.

Cautiously, Nestis tries to move his wrists towards his face to remove the blindfold.


Male Bugbear henchman | Ki 4/5 | DND Beyond sheet

the profile picture should show a male bugbear

Oh, no. Not again, thinks Teegor when he awakes. Pressgang Pub. Bad drink.

"Nestis? Mark?" A deep pathetic sounding baritone asks the room.

The bugbear starts working the ropes using his small claws and strength.


Male "Human" Bard 5 D&D Beyond Sheet | HP: 37/37 | AC: 15 | Ins +8, Per +5, Stl +7, Srv +3 | Saves: Str +1, Dex +7*, Con +3, Int +3, Wis +2, Cha +3* | Init: +10 | Passive Perception 15, Darkvision 60ft. | Speed 30ft | Inspiration: 0 | Hit Dice: 5 / d8+2 | Spell Slots: 1st 3/4 |2nd 3/3 |3rd 1/2 | Active conditions: None

Teegor? Excellent.

Nestis' voice is now more audible. It is silken smooth, the voice of a man who is used to winning people over.

"Teegor, it's me, Nestis. Are you also bound? Free yourself then myself, and Mark if he's here."


Male Bugbear henchman | Ki 4/5 | DND Beyond sheet

Teegor grunts positively to Nestis's requests in his normal docile tone. And, he increases his focus to free himself.

Athletics: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10


Corso recognizes some of the voices. It was more than likely that Nestis was also a prisoner, and there was no sound of retaliation. Just confusion...

Corso hurries to pull his blindfold down, hoping to see something useful, and not a kidnapper's fist coming at him!


HP 32 | AC 15 | Saves: Str: +3; Dex: +2; Con: +2; Int: +5; Wis: +4; Cha: +1 | Init: +4 | Passive Perception: 16; Passive Investigation: 20; Passive Insight: 14 Inspiration: [ ] | Spell Slots: 4 (4) / 3 (3) / 2 (2)

"Cut me free you stupid Tw@# and I'll throat punch you!"


*crunch* *pop* *kkkkrrrkrk* *pop*

Nilelane's bones slipped out of their sockets, as the broken ones bent in ways others would consider impossible...

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (5) + 7 = 12


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Sorry Corso, but your hands are bound.

Unfortunately for both Teegor and Nilelane, the ones who tied these ropes knew their business. Neither makes much headway against their bonds.

DC 15 to get free.

DC 10 Perception check and Speak Draconic:

"The softskins are awake," a voice that sounds at once silky smooth and like a growl says.

"Always with the noise with them. Not too bright to announce they are awake," anther replies.

"It hardly matters, the Chef will wish to inspect them soon."


HP 32 | AC 15 | Saves: Str: +3; Dex: +2; Con: +2; Int: +5; Wis: +4; Cha: +1 | Init: +4 | Passive Perception: 16; Passive Investigation: 20; Passive Insight: 14 Inspiration: [ ] | Spell Slots: 4 (4) / 3 (3) / 2 (2)

The man who swears like a sailor begins trying to get free.

Can I move my hands?


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Depends. You're all bound at the wrists with your hands behind your backs. There's not much slack, but you still have feeling and mobility in your fingers.


Male "Human" Bard 5 D&D Beyond Sheet | HP: 37/37 | AC: 15 | Ins +8, Per +5, Stl +7, Srv +3 | Saves: Str +1, Dex +7*, Con +3, Int +3, Wis +2, Cha +3* | Init: +10 | Passive Perception 15, Darkvision 60ft. | Speed 30ft | Inspiration: 0 | Hit Dice: 5 / d8+2 | Spell Slots: 1st 3/4 |2nd 3/3 |3rd 1/2 | Active conditions: None

Perception and speaks Draconic DC 10: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12

Ah, Mark's awake. Wait, that voice...

GM:

Does Nestis recognise the accents or speech patterns of the pair of speakers?

Nestis resumes whispering as he intensifies his efforts to let loose:

"Our captors are listening. A 'chef' is coming to inspect us! Get free quickly!"

Acrobatics DC 15: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11


Male Bugbear henchman | Ki 4/5 | DND Beyond sheet

Acrobatics DC 15: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 3 = 11

Teegor continues to work his bonds slowly bending his body to its limit, almost like an animal stuck in a trap.


Acrobatics: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 2 = 20

It takes but a second for Corso to realize his hands are behind his back. Finally, he gets his bearings and manages to get one loop loose, then another, and frees his hands.

Immediately, he pulls out his blindfold.

Next he'll work on his feet.


Male "Human" Bard 5 D&D Beyond Sheet | HP: 37/37 | AC: 15 | Ins +8, Per +5, Stl +7, Srv +3 | Saves: Str +1, Dex +7*, Con +3, Int +3, Wis +2, Cha +3* | Init: +10 | Passive Perception 15, Darkvision 60ft. | Speed 30ft | Inspiration: 0 | Hit Dice: 5 / d8+2 | Spell Slots: 1st 3/4 |2nd 3/3 |3rd 1/2 | Active conditions: None

@GM: Does Corso see anything helpful like weapons within reach etc?


HP 32 | AC 15 | Saves: Str: +3; Dex: +2; Con: +2; Int: +5; Wis: +4; Cha: +1 | Init: +4 | Passive Perception: 16; Passive Investigation: 20; Passive Insight: 14 Inspiration: [ ] | Spell Slots: 4 (4) / 3 (3) / 2 (2)

Could I do the gestures for mysty step to teleport out of the chair?


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Nestis, Give me an Intelligence check.

Mark, I believe Misty Step requires line of sight, does it not? Also, the component for it is Vocal. You can attempt it, but it may not behave as you wish.

And just in case it wasn't clear, you're all only bound by the wrists, not your ankles.

Corso:

You find yourself in a room with Teegor, Nestis, Mark, and the decaying corpse of an elven woman. If the color of the skin is anything to go by, she's been dead for some time. The room itself is hewn from stone with a stout looking wooden door with iron bands being the only way in or out. A small oil lamp hangs from the ceiling and casts some light from its small, orange flame. The wooden shelves on the walls are bare save a few chipped and cracked bowls and plates.

Nothing to see hear ;):

1d20 ⇒ 16

Teegor and Nestis struggle against their bonds to no avail as Nestis hisses his warning. It seems you may have less time than you think as you can all hear something happening outside of the room.


Male "Human" Bard 5 D&D Beyond Sheet | HP: 37/37 | AC: 15 | Ins +8, Per +5, Stl +7, Srv +3 | Saves: Str +1, Dex +7*, Con +3, Int +3, Wis +2, Cha +3* | Init: +10 | Passive Perception 15, Darkvision 60ft. | Speed 30ft | Inspiration: 0 | Hit Dice: 5 / d8+2 | Spell Slots: 1st 3/4 |2nd 3/3 |3rd 1/2 | Active conditions: None

Intelligence Check with Luckstone: 1d20 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 2 + 1 = 11


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Nestis:

They sound reptilian, but you don't recognize them. You are fairly sure they aren't Yuan-ti at least.


Male "Human" Bard 5 D&D Beyond Sheet | HP: 37/37 | AC: 15 | Ins +8, Per +5, Stl +7, Srv +3 | Saves: Str +1, Dex +7*, Con +3, Int +3, Wis +2, Cha +3* | Init: +10 | Passive Perception 15, Darkvision 60ft. | Speed 30ft | Inspiration: 0 | Hit Dice: 5 / d8+2 | Spell Slots: 1st 3/4 |2nd 3/3 |3rd 1/2 | Active conditions: None

GM:

Relief. These will probably just kill me, if they don't give me an opportunity to escape. Yuan-ti would surely not have left this much equipment on captives.

Can Nestis try again to undo his bonds?


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Everyone has one more chance to undo their bonds. Corso is free and can give one character advantage on the roll if he chooses.


Male "Human" Bard 5 D&D Beyond Sheet | HP: 37/37 | AC: 15 | Ins +8, Per +5, Stl +7, Srv +3 | Saves: Str +1, Dex +7*, Con +3, Int +3, Wis +2, Cha +3* | Init: +10 | Passive Perception 15, Darkvision 60ft. | Speed 30ft | Inspiration: 0 | Hit Dice: 5 / d8+2 | Spell Slots: 1st 3/4 |2nd 3/3 |3rd 1/2 | Active conditions: None

Sensing that a grim fate draws close, Nestis makes another effort to free himself!

Acrobatics DC 15: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 22


Acrobatics: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (17) + 7 = 24

The strange bound corpse flopped around on the floor like a fish going through the pains of suffocation, until finally its oddly contorted limbs and sloughing, rotten flesh somehow wriggled free of the bonds...and as if from some spiritual (rather than mechanical) force stood upward defying the physics of her gangly self.

She removed the blindfold but you immediately wish she hadn't...that face. Some haunting memory from your childhood, finding a dead strangely smelling bird in the barn that day...that's what it reminded you of.

Her skin shifted as she placed her arm back in its socket underneath, and she sneezed, surprising herself...flakes of dirt and dried blood spraying everywhere, glancing around at the others and rolling her eyes "Chef? Impeccable taste." she stated dryly.


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Nestis:

You free yourself of your bonds and take in the room around you as you lower the blindfold. The room is hewn from stone with a stout wooden door banded with iron. The wooden shelves are empty save for a few chipped and cracked plates and bowls. You see Teegor and Mark on the floor still struggling, as well as what appears to be the badly decayed corpse of an elf judging from the color of her skin. You also see another free of his bonds taking stock as well. He seems... wait, is that Corso?

Nilelane:

You free yourself of your bonds and take in the room around you as you lower the blindfold. The room is hewn from stone with a stout wooden door banded with iron. The wooden shelves are empty save for a few chipped and cracked plates and bowls. You see a bugbear and a human on the floor still struggling. You also see two men already free taking in the room.

The sounds of whatever is going on get louder. You can catch what sounds like a conversation, but the words are too muffled to make out.


Male "Human" Bard 5 D&D Beyond Sheet | HP: 37/37 | AC: 15 | Ins +8, Per +5, Stl +7, Srv +3 | Saves: Str +1, Dex +7*, Con +3, Int +3, Wis +2, Cha +3* | Init: +10 | Passive Perception 15, Darkvision 60ft. | Speed 30ft | Inspiration: 0 | Hit Dice: 5 / d8+2 | Spell Slots: 1st 3/4 |2nd 3/3 |3rd 1/2 | Active conditions: None

Nilelane and GM:

An undead? It does not appear to be immediately hostile. But I am glad that I am loose.

Nestis moves swiftly to Mark's side, drawing his dagger.

"Mark, hold still! I'll cut your bonds!"

As Nestis begins to cut the bonds around Mark's wrists, he briefly turns his head to face the undead before resuming his work.

"You there! If you wish to escape, help me to free the others!"

Those with blindfolds still on:

Movement.

"Mark, hold still! I'll cut your bonds!"

"You there! If you wish to escape, help me to free the others!"


Male Bugbear henchman | Ki 4/5 | DND Beyond sheet

Teegor keeps tugging at his bonds.

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10


HP 32 | AC 15 | Saves: Str: +3; Dex: +2; Con: +2; Int: +5; Wis: +4; Cha: +1 | Init: +4 | Passive Perception: 16; Passive Investigation: 20; Passive Insight: 14 Inspiration: [ ] | Spell Slots: 4 (4) / 3 (3) / 2 (2)

Okay, how about this then:

Mark gestures, and a small floating hand removes his blindfold. He then incants further to teleport slightly ahead of his chair assuming it's safe to teleport there.


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Mark:

You can try but what spell are you using? Also, there's no chair. The five of you were dumped on the floor.
Mark finds himself in a room hewn from stone with a stout wooden door with iron bands. The wooden shelves hold only a few chipped and cracked bowls and plates. Nestis, Corso, and what looks to be a long dead elven zpmbie stand free of their bonds while Teegor continues to struggle with his.

Teegor:

You continue to struggle with the rope tying your hands together, but it's really tight. You hear movement around you, the shuffle of boots on stone and the sounds of Mark, Nestis, Corso, and a woman you have never heard before.

All of you have 1 action you can take. Mark and Teegor are still bound.


"...as if you have any control over my escape?" she states with only the slightest hint of questioning. "Do you lead many escapes from captivity?"

Glancing over the stinky squirming bugbear, she taps her chin and can only shake her head NO.

But the moldy donut serving as her mind was quickly changed by the sound of the approaching forces. With a sigh, she drew her rapier (assuming we have our equipment?) and slashed at the goblinkin on the floor. There was no force behind the attack, there did not need to be...it was just a quick precision slice against his bindings.

Then she seemed to melt into the shadows...Assuming dim light here

Hide: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (11) + 10 = 21


Male Bugbear henchman | Ki 4/5 | DND Beyond sheet

When the bindings holding Teegor's hands together, the bugbear tears off his blindfold and works to undo the binding's of his feet.
Use Object to remove blindfold
Athletics (to rip apart the bindings: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 8 = 12


HP 32 | AC 15 | Saves: Str: +3; Dex: +2; Con: +2; Int: +5; Wis: +4; Cha: +1 | Init: +4 | Passive Perception: 16; Passive Investigation: 20; Passive Insight: 14 Inspiration: [ ] | Spell Slots: 4 (4) / 3 (3) / 2 (2)

GM:

Was just going to use misty step to basically teleport out of my bonds, but not go anywhere else.


Corso, the moment he takes heed of the others being bound and blindfolded as well, decides that what he needs is time, especially since there's no way out of here.

So he grabs a shard of pottery from the floor and slams it with the butt of his dagger into the space between the door and the doorframe, hoping to wedge the room shut for long enough for him to free the others.

Then as he turns, he sees the corpse move. Horrified he weaves his dagger in front of him and shouts: "Crap! They locked us in with a ghoul! We're meal if we don't fight back!"

Let me know if you want me to make rolls for jamming the door.


Pain visible on her face and dripping with sarcasm "Brains..."


Male "Human" Bard 5 D&D Beyond Sheet | HP: 37/37 | AC: 15 | Ins +8, Per +5, Stl +7, Srv +3 | Saves: Str +1, Dex +7*, Con +3, Int +3, Wis +2, Cha +3* | Init: +10 | Passive Perception 15, Darkvision 60ft. | Speed 30ft | Inspiration: 0 | Hit Dice: 5 / d8+2 | Spell Slots: 1st 3/4 |2nd 3/3 |3rd 1/2 | Active conditions: None

"I think she's one of the prisoners! Now, let's get ready to strike them down!", hisses Nestis.

He then incants and disappears!

Invisibility then move to a corner of the room.


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Mark:

Hmm, the spell doesn't say anything about bonds. Give me an arcana roll. DC 15. If you succeed, you are able to Misty Step out. If you fall, the bonds go with you.

@Corso. Roll intelligence. If you have a knowledge or proficiency that could help with this, like thieves' tools, engineering, or carpentry tolls, then add your proficiency bonus as well.


HP 32 | AC 15 | Saves: Str: +3; Dex: +2; Con: +2; Int: +5; Wis: +4; Cha: +1 | Init: +4 | Passive Perception: 16; Passive Investigation: 20; Passive Insight: 14 Inspiration: [ ] | Spell Slots: 4 (4) / 3 (3) / 2 (2)

Arcana: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 21

The rather boisterous man incants a few words of power and is suddenly standing where he was bound but a moment before, rubbing his wrists.

He then looks to free the nearest tied up person.


DM-Salsa wrote:

** spoiler omitted **

@Corso. Roll intelligence. If you have a knowledge or proficiency that could help with this, like thieves' tools, engineering, or carpentry tolls, then add your proficiency bonus as well.

Int (Thieve's Tools): 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16


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Before Mark can assist Teegor, the commotion arrives at the door.

"Prepare yourse-*OOF!*" A booming, basso voice begins to bellow just before its owner slams into the jammed door. The door thumps twice more as someone attempts to open it.

Speak Draconic and DC 10 Perception:

"Oooow. By swoot. By boor, boor swoot!"

"Ssssyssssrass' Scales! They've jammed the door."

"B-but the Chef is waiting! He will grow impatient soon then it'll be all of our heads!"

"Maybe they think they are too good for us, the stupid softskins."

"Silence! Or I'll make you their lackeys! Now help me with this door!"

Off to a fantastic start! :P What do y'all do?


HP 32 | AC 15 | Saves: Str: +3; Dex: +2; Con: +2; Int: +5; Wis: +4; Cha: +1 | Init: +4 | Passive Perception: 16; Passive Investigation: 20; Passive Insight: 14 Inspiration: [ ] | Spell Slots: 4 (4) / 3 (3) / 2 (2)

Mark chuckles, then ignores the guy trying to get through a stuck door. He continues to help free Teegor.


::Brilliant:: she thought. ::Bar the door...everyone starves inside and out. Except me.:: she leaned back in the shadows, quite patiently waiting for everyone to die.


Corso, recognizing Nestis, moves up to him to help free him. He looks at Nilelane and shouts: "Stay well away! I am imbued with the holy power of the gods and my flesh would rip through you like holy water!"

To Nestis, he says: "Quick! I've gained us some time..."


Male "Human" Bard 5 D&D Beyond Sheet | HP: 37/37 | AC: 15 | Ins +8, Per +5, Stl +7, Srv +3 | Saves: Str +1, Dex +7*, Con +3, Int +3, Wis +2, Cha +3* | Init: +10 | Passive Perception 15, Darkvision 60ft. | Speed 30ft | Inspiration: 0 | Hit Dice: 5 / d8+2 | Spell Slots: 1st 3/4 |2nd 3/3 |3rd 1/2 | Active conditions: None

Perception and speaks draconic dc 10: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 18

Nestis cocks his head, listening. Not that anyone can see him do this.

"They're arguing but it sounds more like having us work than be eaten...it's bizarre to overhear. I suggest that we immobilise or stun them when they enter, not kill. If nothing else, living captives can tell us information or be hostages."


Corso wrote:
"...my flesh would rip through you like holy water!"

"...your flesh would rip through me? EW. What kind of woman do you take me for?" she holds up a hand as if to ward away the strange man.


HP 32 | AC 15 | Saves: Str: +3; Dex: +2; Con: +2; Int: +5; Wis: +4; Cha: +1 | Init: +4 | Passive Perception: 16; Passive Investigation: 20; Passive Insight: 14 Inspiration: [ ] | Spell Slots: 4 (4) / 3 (3) / 2 (2)

"Or we could, you know, snap their necks like twigs." the rather large-looking and well built man appears to be angry about the situation he finds himself in.


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Somethin'something'... SQUIRREL!: 1d20 ⇒ 31d20 ⇒ 2

The door barely shudders as what sounds like 800 lbs of beef slams into it.

Draconic:

"Ooooooow! By dose! I dink you broke by dose!"

I could almost not post anything and y'all would run with it. This is awesome!

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