KyleS's Untitled Campaign

Game Master KyleS

We're not taking any apologies today! Jubei swings at the man who insulted his honor. BRAWL! Dick back me up! Unarmed Strike: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 61d4 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

Hey Aerlinniel, wanna go check out something a little less disappointing? Looks like there is plenty of interesting things in this festival I start to walk off

(to Lialda) try the peppercorn venison, it's quite delicious! I exclaim before taking another bite

I turn my back on the brawl and walk off in the direction of the venison Thanks for the suggestion. That sounds like a much more appealing bloody mess than this crapshow

The man sees Jubei's fist hastily and lazily swing towards him as he grabs his fist and stops it there. Starring down a Jubei, the man opens his mouth to speak as he is all the sudden is hit with a blast of magical acid and drops to the ground, writhing in pain. His screams of agony causes people to move to the side away from the sight that just occurred. Calls for the guards are now heard as the spectacle now draws a bigger audience, bystanders who didn't witness the event instantly start gossiping and speculating.

BRAWL!!! Jubei swings at an innocent bystander... what a psychopath. Unarmed Strike: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (12) + 4 = 161d4 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

As Jubei swings at another person, a small brawl breaks out with some people throwing wild punches. However, most of those involved aim their intent at Jubei and Richard. Shortly after the brawl begins, it ends almost as fast as it had started it would seem. Sheriff Hemlock approaches with 3 more guardsmen and shouts out "Cease this madness! As the sheriff of this town, I demand that you all cease your violence or else face the consequences! Now tell me who threw acid onto that man?" No sooner do the words come out of his mouth as fingers automatically point straight towards Richard.

He threw that acid onto his own face, the man is clearly mentally insane Diplomacy: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

Now i know that may not have sounded true but can't you deny this Jubei points to Dick expecting a mad rap. Jubei starts giving him a wicked sick beatbox to rap to.

Assist roll Perform(Oratory): 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

...it may not seem the case,
but he threw acid on his face!
We all tried to stop him,
but he's clearly off in space.

I agree, what a waste.
Such a tragic time and place,
But there was nothing we could do,
To keep the acid from his face.

Now you may not believe me,
You may want to seize me,
But you really must understand,
I am not really so sleazy!

Diplomacy: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8

Sheriff Hemlock looks at Richard with a highly displeased look on his face. Without even speaking a word, he nods towards one of his guards. The 3 guards begin to approach Jubei and Richard, each with a hand on the hilt of their long swords ready to draw in the event. The lead guard keeps a hand up in a warning motion as he approaches Richard. "Sir, we don't wish to have a fight with you and your friend. Today is just a festival and you may have had a little much ale, so calm down. Come with us and sober up for a little while, and we don't have to hurt anyone else today..."

Oh, no no no,
You pigs were too slow,
This situation's out of hand,
And it's only gonna grow.

You see we had a plan,
To keep us out the can.
We're gonna take a hostage,
We're gonna take this man.

*Dick points at a bystanding individual near Jubei*

So catch us if you can,
You big ass-faced man,
Take another step, though
and you'll have blood on your hand.

Jubei pulls out a dagger and puts a knife to Dicks throat and says EVERYONE BACK UP OR HE DIES!!! Bluff: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (9) - 1 = 8 Jubei starts backing away from the guards whispering in Dicks ear This is working

Jubei and Richard, make me a will save.

Will: 1d20 ⇒ 5

Will Save: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 3 = 22

Richard make me a reflex save.

Reflex: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18

As Jubei slumps over, his eyes drifting back as they close, Richard manages to motion himself so that he doesn't get taken down by Jubei or sliced with the dagger. From behind the two of them, an elderly woman's voice calls out with a raspy tone to it. "Sorry Sheriff, your boys were too slow and I could not stand watching this idiocy any longer. Now young man, do as the guards say and I won't have to injure you worse off than that drooling bag you call a friend of yours."

Fine.

The guards approach with caution as the lead guard escorts Richard, while the other two pick up Jubei's slumbering body, and make their way toward the garrison. Clearing through the crowd, everyone moves away from the main crowd. Walking past small groups of people who seem to be heading towards the main festival, the group gets about half way to the garrison when Jubei slowly wakes to consciousness.

ugh... what hit me?

So let me tell you now,
how this is gonna be.
We're both gonna bow,
we'll both take the knee.

Because, can't you see
How these guys are gonna be
If we go and try and flee
They might just off me.

Jubei cooperates... for now

The guards bring Jubei and Richard to the garrison and place them in a small cell that already has one man passed out on the floor, his face bruised up. In the cell next to it sits a man who's face is also bruised up while holding his bloodied hands. After closing the cell door, the guard who closed it looks at the two men and speaks to them. "Don't worry, you two are obviously not the only ones we've brought in for an altercation. We will let you out later on in the day, so take this time to just sit and relax, okay? If you need anything, just let us know."

Well Dick, they said anything. Got any funny ideas?

Jubei pats down the man passed out on the floor for any items of value.

You find nothing of value on the man.

Jubei starts strangling the passed out man on the floor

I stroll around the festival, browsing the wares, eating the free food (hey, when you're poor, you take what you can get), and occasionally stopping by to watch some of the games and events. Eventually I come to Ameiko's stand.

Hey, it's Ameiko, right? You seem to be in the know about this town. What's its deal? What is this festival about, and what happened to the old Cathedral?

That link doesn't work. Probably also belongs in the discussion thread

Removed some posts. Racial slurs have no place on paizo.com.

Thank you Chris. I had attempted to warn the player to clean his posting up, and for obvious reasons, I was hoping one you would help clean it up. The player has been dealt with and this shouldn't happen again.