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So let me tell you now,
how this is gonna be.
We're both gonna bow,
we'll both take the knee.

Because, can't you see
How these guys are gonna be
If we go and try and flee
They might just off me.

Fine.

Reflex: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18

Will Save: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 3 = 22

Oh, no no no,
You pigs were too slow,
This situation's out of hand,
And it's only gonna grow.

You see we had a plan,
To keep us out the can.
We're gonna take a hostage,
We're gonna take this man.

*Dick points at a bystanding individual near Jubei*

So catch us if you can,
You big ass-faced man,
Take another step, though
and you'll have blood on your hand.

We don't work like you working women, thats for sure. Ho ho!

Hup hup! Let's go gentlemen! We'll do deadlifts. Lets start with 200lbs. Let me do some warm up calisthenics.

Anyway, you seem like a sporting fellow sir. How about a bout at the old weights, eh? A little friendly competition?

DM SHE HIT ME NO PVP HELP HELP HELP

My god, a woman! This is no place for you, good madam. Run along now and help out with the cooking.

Greetings, commoner! Did you hunt down this fine specimen of meat yourself?

Dick moves over to the weightlifting competition and looks around to size up the other men.

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