Toss the Dice(A randomized dungeon crawl)

Game Master Monkeygod

Figaro's hammer smash comes down hard on the goblin, but its armor takes the blow.

One of the kobolds walks within about fifteen feet of the Airkin, and blasts the barbarian with a cone of flame 1d4 ⇒ 2 Fire, Burning Hands, DC 13 Ref save

Another stands where it is, and fires off a dart of force at Qui 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3 Magic Missile

The last one hurls a glob of mud at Syn 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 13 touch attack Spell is Mudball

Wow are these little guys wearing chainshirts? I assume I misses with that 18?

Reflex save: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20

Figaro spuns the air around him in a defensive shield that worded off the flames.

Syn's turn

My bad, that miss included a +2 from a shield, which they obviously aren't using due to firing their bows. Sorry about that! So, that's a hit, and Fig, you take 1 point of fire damage from the Burning Hands

Accounted for in HP, also do not forget my +2 against ranged attacks to AC if you fire on him once more.

Muahahahaha mage armor.... does not block magic missile... but he had, much as I thought otherwise, cast shield, which does. Yay, no unconscious wizard here.

The tiny arrow of force slides accross the short distance between the cowering drow and the goblins. However, at the last moment the drow's hovering, solidified shadow absorbs it, leaving only silent ripples behind. After a moment a rattled chant in shadow tounge praising the heavens that soon degrades into ritualistic wrangling for assistance starts behind the horse.

Summon Monster I for a Celestial egale. Should be here next turn.

I miss ONE weekday checking the thread... 8^)

Reflex save to shake off mud: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7

Syn gets smacked straight up the nose with the mud, forcing her to sputter and spit for a few seconds. Sigh, spending a standard action to wipe mud away. She will, however, move a bit closer close enough to 5-ft-step to somebody next round, drawing daggers as she moves.

Angling for a flanking position, if possible.

GM's Turn.. The Goblins now.. then Figaro and Sanobi can go

Two Goblins move to attack Figaro, but lack any sense of tactics, so they don't flank him. One manages to nick him with his cruel looking dogslicer 3 damage but the other fails to connect.

The third Goblin fires an arrow at the Slyph but he too misses, while the fourth decides to try and get on his mount, a riding dog. Its taking full turn to get to it and mount, so its atop the dog, but that's it

Before they get to him because of reach. On the first and second (Quick Reflexes)

Raging Meteor Hammer Aoo: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 151d8 + 7 ⇒ (5) + 7 = 12
Raging Meteor Hammer Aoo: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (14) + 8 = 221d8 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10

Round 2

Figaro assaults the other Goblin and starts to move in on the Kobold to threaten it.

Raging Meteor Hammer: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (16) + 8 = 241d8 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 15

Fig's first attack misses, but his second attack crushes one of the Goblins into bloody a mess. Which is the one that would have hit you, so no damage

I had forgot my turn was literally after them so i edited my post for my turn as well

Figaro smashes his hammer onto the other Goblin, shattering its body, but it still yet stands, barely.

Qiu's Celestial Eagle shows up. I'll let you direct it, and it will go on your Init, which is now

Sanobi appears from invisibility and uses silent image to create the visual of darkness and a few imps around her and her horse wearing demonic armor.

She yells in her scariest voice, "Flee little vermin who dared to attack me, Sanobi the Great, for I am nightmares come real, and all who oppose me shall die horribly!"

oratory and intimidate: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 151d20 + 7 ⇒ (20) + 7 = 27

A small, ink-black line shoots along the ground from behind Qiu's horse and stops right in front of a kobold. The dark shadow quickly forms a pool from which a disparately shining eagle slows rises. Completely freed from the flat shadow the eagle's radiance obliterates it and the line connecting it to the drow. With a quick shake of it's beak the creature focuses on the Kobold and lashes out with all it's might.

Swift action for smite evil, which I hope works on the Kobold and then full attack!
Talon 1: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 3 = 22
Talon 1 Smite damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Talon 2: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9
Talon 2 Smite damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

Bite 1: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (16) + 3 = 19
Bite 1 Smite damage: 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

Qiu finished with his long spell, takes a moment to peek over his horse at his summoned eagle fight before he takes a deep breath and utters a short sentence in Shadow tounge. As he completes his words a small bubbling ball of black light grows in his hand before bursting into the green glow of a ball of acid. The drow wastes no time in launching it at the goblin in front of Wisk.

Acid Splash vs. touch into melee: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (18) - 1 = 17
damage: 1d3 ⇒ 2

Posting for next round in case things start moving before I can post again (i.e. refer to my discussion post...)

Qiu takes a moment to peek over the back of his horse, before trying to fire another shadow-conjured ball of acid at an enemy...

Acid Splash vs. touch AC: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (19) + 3 = 22
Damage: 1d3 ⇒ 1

The heavenly eagle makes short work of the kobold it's master told it to attack, its divinely infused talons shredding the tiny caster to shreds.

The sorcerer who cast the fire summons armor of force to better protect himself Mage Armor, while the last one tosses a small glob of acid at Figaro. 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10 Touch Attack, if that hits, it deals 1d3 ⇒ 2 Acid damage

Does that mean Sanobi's awesome intimidate check didn't get noticed?

Damnit, I totally forgot. OK, scratch that, the Kobold who cast the Acid Splash cowers in fear of the mighty Sanobi and does nothing

Syn sneaks in behind the Goblin that Whiskey didn't paste, and swings.

masterwork punching dagger attack w/ flanking: 1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 5 + 2 = 11
damage w/ sneak attack: 1d4 + 1 + 1d8 ⇒ (1) + 1 + (2) = 4

Whiff!

Figaro pulls his meteor hammer in with a seamless flours wiledig both swinging orbs of death and goes wit a Left upwards swing followed by a powerful downwards swing. He gives a friendly smile to Syn during.

Flanking Ragin' Twin Hammer Smash: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 81d8 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6
Flanking Ragin' Twin Hammer Smash: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 2 = 201d8 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10

Switched for Fotress to Meteor Mode

Fig, whatcha attackin? lol

Also, for cool factor, the one Kobold that is affected most by Sanobi is prone. It fell on the ground, all skerred

The Goblin that you said didnt drop...

Scorpian Whip: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 91d4 ⇒ 2
The whip cracks loudly near the terrified creature,
"A plaything just for me! I love to slowly torture little whelps like you!" She laughs maniacally as her horse, thoroughly used to this kind of display, slowly walks forward. "Can you kneel for me little whelp! Kneel!"

The other folks, not so familiar with her, might be wondering if Sanobi has revealed her true colors, she plays the part so well.

So them that there Kobolds

Well, only wisk and poppy knew sanobi before this trip. The others haven't had that much time to know her, particularly in combat.

Figaro knows she is a dominatrix.. obviously

Is that Sanobi's full turn? I'd say that's a standard action, and if you would be so kind as to give me another Intimidate check, that would be awesome((Free action))

Hrmm And you were nice enough to give that Intimidate

1d20 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 15

I don't really have anything to do with a move action, so yeah, just Sanobi being all intimidating and setting the stage for one day building an army of minions. :)

Very sorry guys n gals, the week totally got away from me, due to several things going on. Nothing bad, in fact just the opposite, but I totally forgot to post a reply. Sorry again, will try to get one up on Mon

Alrighty

The last Kobold shoots a bolt of force at Figaro 1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4 Magic Missile

The other Kobold continues to cower before Sanobi.

Now its Syn-Syn's turn. Just a note How many Goblins are left? And where are they?

*Poke's the GM again*

Where's Syn? Also, I think there's two goblins left, the one that's right in front of Fig that is pretty much dead, but not quite, and the that mounted the riding dog.

Did my 20 miss it?

Calistria's corset! Again, as soon as I get busy and forget to check the thread, something happens! 8^) Sorry folks!

Gonna try (again) to spit the goblin still by Fig:

masterwork punching dagger attack w/ flanking: 1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 5 + 2 = 8
damage w/ sneak attack: 1d4 + 1 + 1d8 ⇒ (1) + 1 + (2) = 4

How much damage would I do to myself by facepalming with a punching dagger?

It would make Figaro sad. Also Im not sure what is or isnt alive.

One goblin, on riding dog. One kobold, cowering before Sanobi. One other kobolod, who just dealt 4 damage to Figaro via Magic Missile

The goblin starts to ride away. Run action, 160 feet

Figaro, unable to possibly catch up with the dog, leaves it to someone else he charges the Kobold who pummeled him with a missile of force

Charging Raging Meteor Hammer Smash: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (15) + 10 = 251d8 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13

"Tell me little plaything, what were you digging for?" Sanobi cracks the whip again.

"Tell me little plaything, what were you digging for?" Sanobi cracks the whip again.

Figaro

The final kobold crumples under Figaro's hammer, its magickal armor unable to protect it from the enraged Slyph.

Hrm so we await Qiu in Japan and I suppose Syn.. though the enemy is too far away only the birds can get the goblin at this point with their 80ft fly and 160 ft charge. Afterward they would poof.

I'm here! I've just been waiting on Qiu...

The celestial eagle speeds after the feeling goblin, and makes short work of the attempted runaway.

Just Sanobi's new 'friend' is left alive

Syn will move up behind Sanobi's gob-toy (or wherever she can get a flanking position), and ready an action to attack if it runs. (Hopefully, she'll get that in addition to an AoO.)

Combat is over. Proceed how you will with the Sanobi's 'friend'

How does the creature respond to Sanobi's question?