Attacking the next eye
Takes a whiff from the other burned eyes
"MMM Maybe we won't need to cook it.
With his crossbow ready again (finally), Ulk aims the next pair of eyes and shots...
... at the last minute he sees throws up, ruining his aim and wasting some delicious dog balls stew.
"Harggahhhh... it be so yummy..." Ulk sobs, and sits down, mad at the things and angry as he needs to reload again... at least he is not sickened anymore.
With a spree of attacks, the third creature manages to hurt Torch, giving him a lash with a tentacle and a nip in the arm. Ked manages to hurt that thing, but does not manage to kill it. Gip and Torch are distracted by the smell of food and so forget to do anything. Bitey is going crazy, and attacking in the wrong direction, and so the fourth creature looks on in bemusement, wondering what the thing in front of it is doing. Ulk is to preoccupied with the dog-ball soup to do more than fire blindly.
Gip
Creature 3
Creature 4
Torch (4 damage)
Gip
Ked
Bitey (3 nonleathal damage)
Ulk
Creature 1 (dead)
Creature 2 (dead)
Creature 3 (2 damage)
Creature 4 (0 damage)
Round 2. Go!
looks at his hurt arm and glares at the eyes with anger
"they lash and bite and hurt my arm."
raises torch in a wavy motion to distract the eyes
" Common boys lets do them harm"
will aid in attack the next gob that attacks: +2 bonus
Ked laughs. "Singy fire goblin is silly. Watch Ked is amazing and clearly best at everything!"
"Kiss Mr. Stabby horse thingy!"
Ked's eyes light up with maniacal glee as he draws blood again.
"Ked can sing too! Me can sing with all the voices of the stinky ones. Ked can paint with all the colors of your blood!"
...he was very clearly mistaken about his ability to sing. That probably hurts more than the dagger.
Bitey gets even more frantic and angry and swings his weapon like a maniac while snapping his teeth between skreeches, which may or may not be him joining the others in their song. It's hard to tell at this point.
Gip continues smacking at the horse head poop things as hard as he can with his last hitty stick, "Dieeeeeeee!" His enthusiasm, however overwhelming, does not match up with his ability to do anything more than graze the creature.
The goblins attack, with Ked and Bitey each hitting a creature. Bitey's axe slams into the creature, splattering gore everywhere before it gets a chance to attack. The leftovers look like they would make a fine ground-whatever. The last creature attacks Torch, but the singing goblin manages to dodge it. Ked scratches the creature, but not enough to bring it down.
for damage
Torch (4 damage)
Gip
Ked
Bitey (3 nonleathal damage)
Ulk
Creature 1 (dead)
Creature 2 (dead)
Creature 3 (3 damage)
Creature 4 (Dead)
Round 4. Go!
Bitey leaps at the remaining creature bringing down his club in a flying overhead swing.
Why stop a good thing? Ked stabs at it again. "Wow, this take long time to die! Ked have so much blood to play in!"
Ked dances around cutting the horse thing with tons of nicks, here and there, Reservoir Dogs style, only in cruddy padded armor instead of a nice suit, all to the sound of Torch's song.
"Ked can sing too! Me can sing with all the voices of the stinky ones. Ked can paint with all the colors of your blood!"
almost losing his rhythm from the terrible singing.
Torch continues his song.
pointing his torch at the last eyeball
"Finally with you the last one standing"
Activates rage song +2 morale bonus to Strength and Constitution and a +1 morale bonus on Will saving throws, but also take a –1 penalty to AC
"Know that we will eat you, our stomachs demanding"
rage song +2 morale bonus to Strength and Constitution and a +1 morale bonus on Will saving throws, but also take a –1 penalty to AC
Ked, inspired by Torches song, does a glorious screaming bloody run, strait into the creature. His knife slices through its stomach, and Ked runs out the other side unharmed.
Ulk gets bombs, martial weapon proficiency, or alchemy.
Gip gets spellcasting, arcane bond, or special eyes.
Ked gets sneak attack, or trapfinding + 4 skill ranks, or 6 skill ranks, to be spent on rogue skills.
If you were going to take an archetype I didn't know about, tell me, and you can take that power in the place of whatever ability I listed.
Will end my song and look a little closer at the horse corpse.
pokes it with his torch
"mmm I wonder what this horse ates to get such poops to pop out like that. I's don't want to gets it"
Id have to share my foods with the tiny teeth.
"No, no, Torch... look, they be flying! Imagine how fun our "poop wars" would be if we have smart flying poop!" Ulk then looks at Bitey.
"But mez happy mez not Bittey... his flying poops would bite his ass... teeth in both ends..."
He then laughs madly before approaching torch and whispers. "Hum... maybe this be reason why he so angry... I would be mad if mez have biting poop..."
Ulk then looks around, hoping to find other dangers or nice things.
"We need find more things... we be tied for bestest gobbo..."
Near the end of the room is a small, goblin made cask, a passageway that looks like it would lead into the other passage from the intersection, and there is also a dusty pile of junk, but who knows what might be in there, if you just look hard enough!
"Pssh. Ked best at hide and seek and stab and not die. Me clearly best gobbo. You is worthy sidekicks, though. Third best tie, after Mr. Stabby who is second best."
Ked starts idly licking the blood off his dagger and fingertips.
"I has red poop for some reason. Me not know why," he adds, slurping up some more and cleaning the blood clear off.
looks at his torch... looks at the pile of junk... looks at the torch .... looks at the pile of junk.... Ding!
" Ah "
proceed to use the torch to light the pile of junk on fire
"Now well have more flames to play with"
Meanwhile bitey does not seem to notice the conversation busily ripping the flesh out of the snake creatures and devouring it.
Ulk looks astonished at the flaming pile of junk.
"Just why, Torch? You must resist the urge... now we not know what nice things could be there... it could have rats, or magicshinnythings, or rats!"
Ulk sighs and turns around, just to see Bitey eating those things.
"Bitey... you know this be horse poop, right? I know you like normal poop, monkey poop and even Umbar's slimy poop, but horse poop is too much! Even for stupid tiny gobbos! You be in a new level of poop lover..."
"Gip hear longshanks try get out of being spitted by say 'you are what you eat' so I think Bitey must be flying horse poop!" Gip says confidantly. He grabs his hitty sticks and pokes Bitey carefully. "Show Gip how fly!"
As Gip talks, he feels a nudge at his foot, he looks down. A book! He almost burns it, but it calls to him (and not in the normal goblin way). When he opens it, he finds a books full of blank pages, some of which have illustrations of people burning, and other things! Gip likes this book. Inside the thick cover is some paint and oil, enough to draw more things.
Gip gasps and runs outside, holding the book in the light so he can see it better. "All the pretty burning colors! No soul taking writey bits! Is old book from Gip's sorcerer for sure!" He proclaims happily, spinning. "Must be the Burnaning Book!"
Ulk pokes the ash, and it goes boom! He gets an idea, and spits on it, molding the ash into a small pellet. When he throws it, it creates an explosion that rocks the floor.
"Whatever. Me go scout, since me is da invisiblest gobbo."
...and Ked nearly seems to meld into the wall as he sneaks down the hallway ahead.
turning away from the pretty fire. Torch will wiggle his ears and raise his torch towards the passage way
"Oohh... burstyy! Mez like it!" Ulk then looks around, checking if Bitey is still eating the creature. He approaches him with a pellet and offers him.
"Look Bitey... it be nice food!"
Ked grins and starts to sneak back, hearing the voice of Mr. Stabby in his ear.
It's not going to work, you know. You're a terrible liar. There's no way any of them will fall for it.
No, Ked is genius, smartest of all gobbos. This is brilliant idea. Will be awesome prank.
I'm telling you, you should just go back and stab it a bunch of times...maybe eat it after.
Ked comes back to the others. "Down this hall is super pretty gob girl. Look like fat barghest with, uh...big ol' belly. Says she wants strongest gob men to come to her with eyes shut for big kiss. When you see bright light, she is ready for...um...lots of kissing!"
Ked you sly gobbodog, you. Best liar in da cage.
You're an idiot, Ked, and one day, someone will wrestle me from your grasp and stab you repeatedly for your inane stupidity.
Bitey snags the pellet and gulps it down whole. "Taste like feet."
"Ew, girl!"
"Ew, girl!"
nods at Bitey
" Yes Girlz are icky"
"Hum... mez like girlz... but you be worstest liar Ked..."
Ulk, even not believing Ked, enters the tunnel, intending to discover what Ked found.
Ulk, you are stunned by the supreme weirdness of what you see. It appears to be a slither, but slimy and fishy. It's flying around the cavern you are in, and appears to be chasing small mice, which is where the skittering is coming from. When it pokes them, there is a bright flash and the mice fall down dead. It doesn't appear to have seen you yet
It does not appear to have noticed you.
Ked shrugs and follows Ulk, having nothing better to do.
Bitey watches for a moment as Ked and Ulk disappear down the tunnel, then shrugs and begins collecting the corpses to drag them back out the hole and find Fleck.
Bitey, it takes you 4 rounds per corpse, and finding Fleck will take you another 4.
Ulk sees the 'thing' and his mouth drops in surprise, remaining in shock until Ked appears. Fearing that the thing might attack him, he starts to gesture towards Ked.
He lifts one leg and makes a concentration face, grabbing an imaginary thing that felt from his butt... then he made a ball of it and gestured like he was throwing it... then he waved his arm, walked around with his hands in front of his mouth and dropped his head sideways with crossed eyes and his tongue hanging... after this he put one hand above the other and moved two fingers frenetically.
Ulk then looked at Ked, expecting him to understand his plan.
Seeing the blank in Ked's face, Ulk lost his patience...
"I BE THROWING THIS POOP BOMB AT THE WIERD SLITHER THAT BE KILLING MICE..." he throws his bomb.
"... NOW WE RUNNN!!!" Ulk then darted back, not waiting to see the results of his explosion.
"Ooooh. Um. Run? But I gonna stab it!"
Pretty sure he was stealthy enough to not be seen , Ked pops out of the shadows to sneak stab whatever is left from Ulk's bomb toss.
"... NOW WE RUNNN!!!"
After hearing Ulk shout that out Torch will look down the hallway that he and Ked went down only for his hair to blow back from the explosion.
Will starts to head down there to find the source of the flames.
"Bssszzz!" The slither thingy screams in pain from the bomb toss. Before it gets a chance to react, Ked pops out of the shadows and stabs it with his knife. It appears badly injured, but not willing to give up yet!
Waiting for round 2
The Eel hisses and moves between Torch and Ked. It then lashes out at the knife happy goblin with it tail, but luckily for the rogue, misses. You believe something very bad will happen if that tail pokes you. Like the mice! That was nasty. But the smell rising from them is sooooo goood!
Unaware of his fellow goblins' fight, Gip blissful looks at all the pretty pictures in his book, loving the paintings of fire the most but not afraid to add to them at all, slowly imagining it all and filling his head with ways to do it himself.
Lv1(DC 13): Burning Hands, Ear-Piercing Scream, Grease, Mudball, Snap Dragon Fureworks
Ulk looks behild and sees that the special slither is not following him. He stops and draws his crossbow and loads it. He also sees no sign of Ked.
If it not be chasing mez, it be killing Ked... I need to go back and save STABBY! Mez always liked that knife...