Wow, I am extremely tempted to let this keep running. I achieved a TPK in a discussion thread for one of my games, but to get one in recruitment would be truly amazing :D
However, I think all of you just want o know the outcome of this recruitment process, so I'll cut you some slack and let you know what's going on.
Ahem...
I ended up taking on 8 of you, because I simply could not choose between two of you in one category and the roleplay opportunity was interesting.
Without further ado, I present the (current) heroes of the Licktoad tribe!
Zurk Gutripper, the Bigbad Bugbear and Antipaladin of Venkelvore!
Spug Deatheater, faithful Cleric of Venkelvore and the Chief's Left Hand!
Aka the Many Lived, an Eldritch Godling who is also Chippers' Bud!
Marrowdown the Barbarian, fearsome Goblin Warrior!
Zoog the Alchemist, Sandpoint Skulk!
Um Horsecutta, the Zen Archer, and Ziki Fireburner, Scribbleface's (unwitting) Assistants!
And Gniffles, a Student of Vorka and a Witch!
Thank you all for applying. I would say that you're on the reserve lists, but for this game, there are no reserves! It goes until every goblin is dead or gone, or until they successfully install themselves as the rulers of the Jade Empire!
However, you're all saved here and are primary picks for the next time I run the game. Do not worry, my friends--I'm certain that this lot will fail quickly! ;)
Accepted gobos, move to Discussion!
Well that is truly dissapointing and I was having so much fun here :)
I will keep this character alive for later if you ever have need of a gobo, and if you do just ask!
Good luck to you guys :)
Before Nutk can bite Gmerok's leg, Grunty's punch connects with Nutk's face sending puss, spit, and a little blood on to the other gobos. Nutk draws his hand cannon and runs away into the swamp to hide and snivel. He IS not quite yet experienced enough to play with the big gobos.
I will keep this character alive for later if you ever have need of a gobo, and if you do just ask!
Of course, I will too.
Thanks for the opportunity GM Arma!
All of you die in a fire!
Well, no really, have a great time goblins. Kick the AP's butt!
I am tempted to keep those who didn't get selected, in the recruitment thread and just keep this up.
Watching the chosen leave the village, Chee turns to the others, Maybe Lamashtu will have a horse step on them. Then we get all the fireworks!
I was hoping to be accepted, but I am thankful for the fun in recruitment. Have fun everyone....no trapper?....good luck guys!
Come on Dirtbag, we watch and laugh at stupid gobos and then when time is right...we eats..hehe
I dunno. So far, we're not making a great showing. :S I mean, none of us have succeeded. Although we have gotten quite a number of laughs out of it.
I can't quit laughing and now is the time for tomfoolery anyway.
Although if you guys still roll this poorly when an actually fight comes up...well...I will still laugh and so will Tindertwig & Dirtbag from the bushes!....lol
Zurk will crush little Tinder & Dirtbag, string them up and turn them into giant noise maker.
Wees laugh shush shush. You big dumb dumb Buggybear. Mees and Dirtbag put arrow through u ears. Wees no misss and yous no gets hurt there...haha!
I dunno. So far, we're not making a great showing. :S I mean, none of us have succeeded. Although we have gotten quite a number of laughs out of it.
i succeeded...
I'm pretty sure I also succeeded, though only just. For that matter Zurk, I think you also succeeded; just more because you have an obscene modifier for that particular check than any other reason.