
Lyosha Neverhome |

He's trying to put you on a tofu diet remember?

Hobbes 'Rat Trap' Bitterleaf |

never said that

Lyosha Neverhome |

But you were denying her yummy gremlin snackums when she wanted them.

Hobbes 'Rat Trap' Bitterleaf |

I was just denying proving you right.

Lyosha Neverhome |

... that she's not a vegetarian?

Hobbes 'Rat Trap' Bitterleaf |

You only offered it because you thought it would make her not eat us.

Lyosha Neverhome |

Oh! Yeah, definitely don't want her to eat us.

Hobbes 'Rat Trap' Bitterleaf |

She isn't going to!

Lyosha Neverhome |

She might if you starve her!

Hobbes 'Rat Trap' Bitterleaf |

I'm not starving her!

Sigrun Jagrsdottir |

If Vashti was awake you'd both get smacked upside the head right about now

Lyosha Neverhome |

You didn't let her eat the gremlin!

Lyosha Neverhome |

If Vasht was awake you'd both get smacked upside the head right about now
That would probably be for the best.

Hobbes 'Rat Trap' Bitterleaf |

I can't win. If I let her eat it, it'd prove you right. If I don't, I'm negligent. Great.

Lyosha Neverhome |

... Um, I don't see how feeding her kills would prove Neverhome right about anything.

Sigrun Jagrsdottir |
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This is the dumb $#!+ that happens on watch that never makes it into the fantasy novel, lol

Lyosha Neverhome |

I know right?

Hobbes 'Rat Trap' Bitterleaf |

Well Hobbes is just tired(literally in this case) of Lyosha.

Lyosha Neverhome |

Ouch.
...
Don't really know how to respond to that.

Hobbes 'Rat Trap' Bitterleaf |

Frustration: Thy name is Hobbes.

Lyosha Neverhome |
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I'm sure this will all work out somehow, until then I say we shift blame and grievances unto YBD since he's the cause of all this.

Hobbes 'Rat Trap' Bitterleaf |
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I second that motion.

Vashti Amela |
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Cracking an eye open after being woken up, again.
Sigrun, put Lyosha to bed, and make him forget about the wolf. I trust Hobbes, there for I trust his pup. When we wake up, IN THE MORNING, we will have a talk about respecting boundaries and expressing our thoughts in a constructive way.
Turning to Hobbes, speaking in a quieter tone of voice.
You will not find help or solace in bottom of that flask, I tried before, it did not help. It only made me forget for the night. The youngling will come around, be patient with him, and us.
Settling back for the night again, she wraps her hand around her wedding ring and NEW holy symbol, taking comfort in them.
No dreams, please my Lady, I don't need to see them. Let me go past this please. Take the memory of our last meeting from me, let me remember everyone as they had been. And grant the children some peace.

Hobbes 'Rat Trap' Bitterleaf |

"Just so tired. I just wanna make a right decision for once." Hobbes says pouring out the flask.

Vashti Amela |

I believe you have made many good one lately.
You adopted a creature that could not take care of herself and took responsibility for her.
That is a good decision, just not an easy one to carry out.
Your efforts in the tower helped us win the battle and therefor close the Winter Portal to Heldern.
The choice to go out into the unknown is both brave and selfless, many would not go.
You pursuit of Percy was a good idea, yes?
And friendship of her troubled sister, yes?
All of us are your friends and allies, these are good choices, yes?

Lyosha Neverhome |

Sigrun, put Lyosha to bed, and make him forget about the wolf.
Neverhome raises a finger and his mouth begins to move in protest but he is unable to formulate a response other than simply scratching his head and looking at the ground.

Sigrun Jagrsdottir |
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"Yes Vashti." Sigrun says quietly, her solemn tone doing little to disguise the twinkle in her eyes or the faint curl of her lips. Walking over to Lyosha she leans against his chest, looking coyly up into his feral yellow eyes.
"You heard 'Mamushka', time for bed. You think too much sometimes...and I can fix that. she says taking his hand and leading him to where the bedrolls were stored.

Lyosha Neverhome |

"I.." He starts but then the words immediately die, true to her word it is plainly obvious that all thought has left his eyes as he looks down into her emerald green. His mouth finally settling on a position, in this case his lips pursed close, he nods obediantly as she leads him away.

Zsestrian Raven |

After the gremlins' shrieks wake him, Zses stretches as he silently watches Lyosha and Hobbes. With a sigh, he prepares himself for his watch shift.

Percy Silvershaper |

Percy starts bolt upright at the terrible noise of a gremlin dying. But it was already dead, so she lays back down.
Then Hobbes and Lyosha start bickering again. As I'd typical with arguments, there is no winner, and Hobbes hours for the bottle in frustration.
She gets up out of her bed. Without her bulky hide armor Percy looks much thinner and better proportioned. She walks over to Hobbes and Vashti as the later challenges the self perception of the former and lays her head on his shoulder. She looks up into his eyes, those large, shining, gnome eyes that dare him to say that pursuing was a bad idea.

Your Benevolent Dictator |

66 new posts? You guys are cray-cray. ;-) Unlike the Winter Wolf encounter, the gremlin funness is actually in the AP, so it's time for me to make things worse - with a Pugwampi Swarm!!!
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Just kidding, I'm not quite that evil.
(9nd while Hobbes can magically produce booze and snacks, he's not strong enough to feed the entire party. Also, you're traveling through barren wilderness, so finding food via Survival checks will be incredibly difficult.)

Percy Silvershaper |

In the morning-----------
Percy stares wordlessly at the devastation of their stockpile. All that meat, gone. What a waste.

Zsestrian Raven |

"Ugh, damn." Zses lets out as a sigh as he carefully picks up a piece of raven meat and tosses it away. "It was those gremlins' work, I guess? Well, looks like we're on muffin diet for a while." the witch smiles to the party, trying to lighten the mood.

'Silence' |

The sound of the gremlin slaughter awoke him, He stared quietly and blankly at the cut in twain corpse for a moment before checking on all the horses and running his eyes over the area. Again Friend hobbes and neverhome were bickering. He pursed his lips in silent annoyance. It seemed that Neverhome very recently was getting good at riling up those on this quest to end the winter. He didnt understand Neverhomes ire of Hila, It was an intelligent creature, intelligence allowed for deductive reasoning and learning and could become a powerful ally... then again it wasnt for him to say.
He stayed up for a bit keeping a bit of a watch over the horses and the like in case those gremly things came back, but eventually he found slumber again. The news of the food spoilage didnt surprise him, another...difficult thing to deal with, but deal with it they would. When they set out again, he would take care to keep an eye out for anything edible.
Dump the bad water... clean it out with a rag and fill it with snow. If we keep the water skins close to our bodies it will help melt it with out efforts, we will have water at least. He mentioned in passing to friend Vashti and the others before he mounted Mule bow drawn arrow nocked for game if need be.
survival: 1d20 + 7 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 7 + 2 = 29
take that no food!

Hobbes 'Rat Trap' Bitterleaf |

Unlike with Lyosha, Hobbes had a hard time arguing with Mamushka. It gets worse when Percy lays her head on his shoulder and looks into his eyes. He sighs as he is rendered powerless by the gnome and just smiles.
Later in the morning, he curses silently as the food is all rotted away. Do we have any idea where the closest town is?

'Silence' |

well the standard check allows someone to forage food for themselves at dc 10, every 2 over that provides for another person. Being in the wilds of Irisan is harder no doubts, but i would imagine there will be some food at the least with that 29 woot 29's by the by

Allie Silvershaper |

Allie didn't really react to anything. That night during her watch she barely looked at Zses and spoke even less.
The morning was just as the night. No real reactions to the happenings of the night.
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Hila the Orphan |

"Are you going to feed me now? That stupid human pup threw away a good meal."

Hobbes 'Rat Trap' Bitterleaf |

"There isn't much out here, maybe the cat found something out here."

Hila the Orphan |

"Oh good, a hairball and maybe a single mouse sounds delicious."
Hila shakes her head.

Vashti Amela |
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66 new posts? You guys are cray-cray. ;-) Unlike the Winter Wolf encounter, the gremlin funness is actually in the AP, so it's time for me to make things worse - with a Pugwampi Swarm!!!
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Just kidding, I'm not quite that evil.** spoiler omitted **
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Morning Spoiler
Prays in morning, changes orsion to Purify Food and Drink.
Mamushka fixes problem. With a few words of praise to her Lady the spiled food become unspoiled.
As for water, a quick snap of her fingers produces a small deluge.

Sigrun Jagrsdottir |

Survival: Aid another: 1d20 + 10 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 10 + 2 = 17 So Silence's check is now a 31
Suck it Gremlins! Pharasma says we have work to do, Vashti just flipped y'all the bird with magic

Lyosha Neverhome |

Survival: Aid Another: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (17) + 7 = 24
lol Sogrun if you have a +10 on Survival you don't even really need to roll on Aid Another.

Percy Silvershaper |

Percy is about to cry when mommy Vashti comes along and solves all their woes. Well, that morning almost started off very poorly. Still, everyone else was scavenging so...
survival, aid another: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14
Silence is now at a 35.

Hobbes 'Rat Trap' Bitterleaf |

Out here Hobbes auto aids.

Hila the Orphan |

Survival: 1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 5 + 2 = 10
Silence is at 39.

Zsestrian Raven |

Zses sighs with relief as Mamushka fixes the problem with just a flick of her wrist "Thanks Vashti!".
Noticing that Allie didn't get better since last night, the witch crouches near the gnome and smiles. "Still not feeling okay?" he asks gently.
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Aid Another: Survival (Zses): 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10
Aid Another: Survival (Crow): 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10
Close :P
Silence is now at 43

Your Benevolent Dictator |

That's enough to feed a total of 5 characters. There are definitely some survival experts in this party. ;-)
There's more here, but I'll give you a moment to react. :-)