
Zsestrian Raven |

No better way to break a diplomatic stalemate than with scorching rays to the other party. ^.^
They started it!

Hobbes 'Rat Trap' Bitterleaf |

I'm honestly shocked that setting someone on fire doesn't count as combat. :)

Hobbes 'Rat Trap' Bitterleaf |

Oh ok. That makes more sense.

Percy Silvershaper |

That's right. Forgot about the minute thing.

Zsestrian Raven |

Anyone more talky-apt than me wants to ask them if we can see the guy we have to meet? I'd do that myself, but I'm scared to botch the diplomacy roll and screw all our work. <.<

Lyosha Neverhome |

I'm better at Intimidate than Diplomacy
... I would say same but... Tenpenny...

'Silence' |

Neverhome is good at the talky involving the removal of pants i believe... maybe he can talk the boss guy out of them? :P

Lyosha Neverhome |

Neverhome is good at the talky involving the removal of pants i believe...Wut?
maybe he can talk the boss guy out of them? :P
Again... wut?

Vashti Amela |

Sorry about the low posting, work is truly brutal right now.
Profitable, but brutal...
That is going to change soon, I hope...

Vashti Amela |

'Silence' wrote:Neverhome is good at the talky involving the removal of pants i believe...Wut?'Silence' wrote:maybe he can talk the boss guy out of them? :PAgain... wut?
Really, pants removal?
Shame most of the men we have met are so far below my standards.

Lyosha Neverhome |

Lyosha Neverhome wrote:'Silence' wrote:Neverhome is good at the talky involving the removal of pants i believe...Wut?'Silence' wrote:maybe he can talk the boss guy out of them? :PAgain... wut?Really, pants removal?
Shame most of the men we have met are so far below my standards.
Don't worry, Neverhome is keeping an eye out.

Zsestrian Raven |

Don't worry, Neverhome is keeping an eye out.
Wingman Lyosha to the rescue once again!

Lyosha Neverhome |

Lyosha Neverhome wrote:Don't worry, Neverhome is keeping an eye out.Wingman Lyosha to the rescue once again!
I do what I can.

Zsestrian Raven |

I knew it would have ended like this <.<
...Them asking for papers, I mean, not double entendres*.
We're going to need one huge bluff role and something believable on why we don't have the papers. D:
Maybe something connected to Marcian? That would explain why we got straight to him even without papers. Maybe some peasant stole them from us (thinking s/he could use them to pass as a stylagi. The fool! Who could think that's a good idea <.< ), we've been tracking him, and we found out that Marcian knows where the thief lives. We're asking the guards to take him away and have a "private interrogation" with him.
Sounds plausible? Saying that Marcian himself is the thief would get him in trouble, so I think blaming a third party could work.
*Not complaining.

Allie Silvershaper |

I got that bluff, if thats what ya need. +13.

Percy Silvershaper |

And I practically auto-aid, so consider that a 15

Lyosha Neverhome |

Hmm I wonder why Favored Enemy gives a + to Bluff but not also to Intimidate?
You would think the whole "I'm specifically trained and practiced in killing you f%%@ers" would go a lil ways in the threatening department.

Zsestrian Raven |

Sweet, Allie! Maybe we'll finally resolve this whole situation. :D
EDIT: Or we could scare the crap outta them. That also work.
Bad cop/Good (bluffing) cop?

Lyosha Neverhome |

Vs the corrupt cops at that!

Zsestrian Raven |

Whew, that was close. D:

Eredhaias Malynneil |

Sorry I've been silent. My job has been working me to the bone, my back has not improved, and my doctor is unwilling to do anything but routine blood tests and give me a half hearted "hope you're feeling better; go see your specialist or call us back if you're not." Right now, my head is not in any sort of positive place, and I'm just having to temporarily take a breather. Sorry for slowing things down.

Lyosha Neverhome |

Don't worry, you don't have to apologize for that.
*offers hugs and good feelings*

Zsestrian Raven |

Yup, just take all the time you need to get better. <3

Eredhaias Malynneil |

Holy crap! That was crazy! I spent last night and this morning in the hospital. They thought it could be a stroke, mini stroke, or brain bleed. Turned out to be something much..nicer? Medications interacting or a side effect.

Lyosha Neverhome |

...
O.O

Percy Silvershaper |

Crazy... Ya, that's the right word.

'Silence' |

Hope your getting better Ered! Someone has to help me keep these chaotic crazies in line *nods* >^.^<

Your Benevolent Dictator |

Rimepelt
This snow-white fur pelt of a winter wolf can be worn over the shoulders as a cloak. The pelt functions as furs, granting its wearer a +2 bonus on Fortitude saves to resist cold weather. The wearer can, as a standard action, transform into a Large winter wolf as if using beast shape IV. In certain special locations where winter wolves have the ability to take human form, such as the Howlings district of Whitethrone or the town of Redtooth, the wearer of a rimepelt in wolf form can take human form as winter wolves do, appearing as a whitehaired, blue-eyed human. In either wolf or human form, the wearer of a rimepelt smells like a winter wolf to other winter wolves and creatures with the scent ability. When the wearer returns to his normal form, or after 2 hours have elapsed, the rimepelt becomes a mundane winter wolf pelt.

Vashti Amela |

My wife is in the hospital, not an emergency procedure but still hospital, so posting might be sparse for a while.
Now, who among us will be the big bad wolves...

'Silence' |

wait a furless samukitty? HMM talk about the awkwards. and a time limit >.< might be worth it though since I stick out.

Hobbes 'Rat Trap' Bitterleaf |

wait a furless samukitty? HMM talk about the awkwards. and a time limit >.< might be worth it though since I stick out.
That would be hilarious. Especially the first time you try to wag your tail and it isn't there anymore.

Sigrun Jagrsdottir |

If I saw a bunch of people openly wearing Rimepelts and Yeti skins, I wouldn't be inclined to @#$% with them.

Allie Silvershaper |

I would like Allie to wear one. The bluff score on that chick is the best in the party. Plus, I want to see Zses' reaction when she turns into a beautiful 'human'
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Zsestrian Raven |

Maybe give another to Silence? He has highish CHA, and he can wield a weapon that isn't a dagger that way.
@Vashti: *Channel good feelings*

'Silence' |

As a back up plan to getting in we should have Neverhome and Ered get naked and streak through the howling district.

Lyosha Neverhome |
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What would that accomplish?
Aside from making Mamushka and the redheads happy?

Lyosha Neverhome |

Good to remember if we need to end an in-party argument :3

Allie Silvershaper |

Lol. I can actually see that, Erhed getting fed up, ripping all of his closes off and storming off.
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Hobbes 'Rat Trap' Bitterleaf |

As a back up plan to getting in we should have Neverhome and Ered get naked and streak through the howling district.
No Silence. Bad kitty! *Sprays water bottle at him.