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Hello, play by posters!
I'm looking for 2-3 new players for my Goblins of Thornkeep campaign.
As advertised, characters are goblin members of the Brambleclaw tribe in the human town of Thornkeep, a wretched hive of scum and villiany at the edge of the Echo Woods in the River Kingdoms.
It's a tough life in a tough town, but the goblins have big, big plans. If you can stay alive long enough, you can drive off or enslave the longshanks and really put your tribe on the map.
The game is a true sandbox experience. I have some plots, and there's plenty to do, but the world is wide open and limitless, and not constrained to what I have planned for you. Your characters will drive most of the story.
Should you succeed in claiming some territory, the Kingmaker rules will be used to govern your goblin realm.
To apply, please work up a first level goblin character, write a goblin song, read through the gameplay thread, and post 'em here!
The rules for characters and houserules I use are -
SHADDAP, LONGSHANKS SLAVE! I TALKING NOW!
'EY GOBBOS! LISSEN UP!
I GREAT CHIEF GRAALSK. BADDEST GOB WHAT EVER SWUNG A SLICER! I GREAT CHIEF OF DA BRAMBLECLAWS! WE BADDEST GOB CLAN! YOU WANNA BE A BRAMBLECLAW? LISSEN UP!
BRAMBLECLAWS GOT SMARTS AND FASTS AND STRONGS WHAT ADD UP TO YER FINGERS AND YER TOES PUT TOGETHER. ANY MORE THAN THAT AN' YOU CHEATIN! ANY LESS'N THAT AN' YOU AIN'T GOOD ENOUGH TO BE A BRAMBLECLAW!
MOST BRAMBLECLAWS BE GOBLINS! WE OKAY WITH OTHER KINDS TOO THOUGH! FROG TYPES, HOB-GOB, KO-BOLD, WHATEVER! NO LONGSHANKS THOUGH!
BRAMBLECLAWS GOT WHAT LONGSHANK WIZARD CALLS "TRAITS!" YOU GOT THREE OF 'EM! ONE GOT TO BE CUZ OF YER RACE! IF YOU A GOB AND YOU AINT GOT GOB TRAITS, YOU AINT A BRAMBLECLAW! IF YOU A KO-BOLD AN YOU GOT A GOB TRAIT, YOU WEIRD BUT GOOD!
BRAMBLECLAWS GOT SKILLS TOO! SMARTEST BADDEST GOBS! EVERY SINGLE BRAMBLECLAW GOBBO GOTS TO BE ABLE TO DO SOMETHIN! MAKE SLICER, COOK LONGSHANKS, WEAVE BASKET UNDERWATER, WHATEVER! WE AINT GOT ROOM FOR GOBBOS WHAT CANT DO STUFF. HEY! QUIT CRYIN! BRAMBLECLAWS REAL SMART PANTS GOBS WHAT GOT ONE EXTRA SKILL EVERY WHAT WIZARD CALL "LEVEL". USE DAT FOR BASKET WEAVIN!
BRAMBLECLAWS REAL GOOD AT CLIMBIN' AN SWIMMIN'! BRAMBLECLAWS DO BOTH WITH NEW SKILL CALLED "Athletics"! ATHLETICS COUNT FOR BOTH CLIMBIN AN SWIMMIN AN' IF YOU GOOD AT ONE YOU GOOD AT BOTH!
BRAMBLE CLAWS START WIFF THE REGULAR 'MOUNT OF SHINYS WHAT IS USUAL!
BRAMBLECLAWS CAN BE ALL KINDS OF GOBS! FIGHTAN GOBS, WIZARD GOBS, SNEAKIN GOBS, WHATEVER! LONGSHANKS WIZARD NAMED "JAMES OF THE JAY CUBS" GOT A STACK OF DEVIL BOOKS WHAT TELL YOU WHAT KIND OF GOB YOU CAN BE. IF IT AINT IN THEM DEVIL BOOKS YOU CANT BE IT! DONT READ THEM BOOKS! ASK JAY CUBS WHAT YOU BE! WHATS A 'JAY CUB'? SHADDAP!
LISSEN UP! GOBS BE REAL BAD! SOME TIMES GOBS DO BAD THINGS OR SAY BAD WORDS WHAT MAKE LONGSHANKS GIRL TURN RED! IF YOU CANT HANDLE THAT YOU DUMB AND AINT A BRAMBLECLAW!
NOW SOUND OFF WHAT KIND OF GOBS YOU BE, YA FAT FACED HORSE HUMPERS!
I have never done a pbp but want to learn and try it out. This game sounds like a blast just off the intro. I love goblins. Don't exactly know how pbp works but I have played quite a bit of pathfinder. I can post daily as well.
Dotting. I'll try to make a character in the morning.
Gnoll?
Joboo flipped over after having gotten all the blood to rush to his head and pulled his finger out of his nose trailing a long green... ...its only ways to get deep oneses outs...outs outs outs...
I also have a friend interested in playing a kobold.
I prefer goblins or goblinkin, or small monsters. I inherited a previous incarnation of the game and we had a hobgoblin barbarian in it.
Ninja is okay but we do already have one.
Current regulars are goblin alchemist, goblin ninja, kobold summoner
Thanks for the reply Red Ramage. I wouldn't want to step on any gobbo ninja toes.
Good luck with the recruitment.
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I have finished stating a goblin:
CN Small humanoid (goblinoid)
Init +4; Senses darkvision 60 ft.; Perception 6
DEFENSE
AC 18, touch 15, flat-footed 14 (+2 armor, +1 shield, +4 Dex, +1 size)
hp 11 (Favored Class Bonus)
Fort +2, Ref +6, Will +2
OFFENSE
Speed 30 ft.
Ranged dragon pistol(m) (1d6/×4)
STATISTICS
Str 13, Dex 18, Con 10, Int 10, Wis 14, Cha 11
Base Atk +1; CMB +1; CMD 15
Feats Gunsmithing, Goblin Gunslinger
Traits Advantageous Distraction, Crowd Dodge, Inspired
Skills Acrobatics +8, Craft(Alchemy) +4, Knowledge(Engineering) +4, Perception +6,Profession(Blacksmith) +6; Racial Modifiers +4 Ride, +4 Stealth
Languages Goblin
Gear (leather armor, buckler, dragon pistol, firearm bullets(30), black powder(5), explorer's outfit, and gunslingers kit)
29 gold
Currently drawing up a dragon-blooded kobold sorcerer, if you're still open.
I'm Lunchbox's friend. I am interested in playing a kobold or hobgob, but if you're full that's fine. I also realize that a couple guys posted ahead of me, so they should get in before I do if you don't have enough slots.
El Ronza here. I scrapped my kobold sorcerer idea, and went with a necromancer instead. She's an arrogant, selfish prat who thinks she's destined for greatness. I plan on building her to eventually raise and control undead at every opportunity. Hopefully that would help her fit in!
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Me name Boorgum Boomstick,
Me pistol go boom quick.
Mes shoot longshanks knees,
So me can steal all da monies.
Me also good wit hammer and steel,
If yous need me also fixum your wheels.
If yous find me song was fun,
Then please invites me to come.
Joinin the party be much fun,
Mes would even let yous try mes gun.
Hya chief! Grozzle here! Me wanna join da mighty brambleclaws!
Grozzle big, grozzle strong,
Singin' rude songs all day long!
Grozzle hunt, bringing swine,
or some doggy tastin' fine!
Grozzle fightin' for brambleclaw,
Got a big'n'mighty jaw!
Grozzle bitin' really good,
Best bite longshanks in tha foot,
Let grozzle join the group now fast,
Grozzle sure it be a blast!
Dangit! Just missed another goblin game! Makes third one or so...
Pity but have fun guys!