
Cardcaster Ryo |

Cardcaster Ryo wrote:I thought I was the only jedi here...and what have I told you about trying to use the jedi mind trick on a jedi? ;)Tam's Narrator wrote:...Afternoon all.
What vengeance?
*jedi mind trick*
No one said anything about vengeance.
*jedi mind trick*
I can mess with minds too, it's just easier on those without brai- training. Less tiring too. Never said I was using it on you, since you are not the target...

Agarthian Storyteller |

Since everyone should be on line today, I have a surprise for everyone!
For the fastest dragon I know: Human Aananda's Theme Song AMV and Dragon Aananda's Theme Song AMV
You all should have seen this one coming...
Aananda vs. Chan Theme Song AMV
We need to get Tamrin another gun and a hover-board...
Tamrin Sunwake's Theme Song AMV
Which suits Kannic better? This one or this one?(slightly NSFW)
I tried to find ones that fit everybody. I'm saving Jiminy's until I know everyone is online.

Kannic Orefinder |

Since everyone should be on line today, I have a surprise for everyone!
** spoiler omitted **
I tried to find ones that fit everybody. I'm saving Jiminy's until I know everyone is online.
No earbuds at work. Arrrgghh! Must be sneaky.
EDIT:listened at lunch. Funny stuff! :) Good fits. Kannic can be either, depending on his mood.

Agarthian Storyteller |

And now, for the one you've all been waiting for: Jiminy Sunwake's Theme Song AMV!

Aananda |

And now, for the one you've all been waiting for: Jiminy Sunwake's Theme Song AMV!
lol. Classic. :)

Jiminy Sunwake |

And now, for the one you've all been waiting for: Jiminy Sunwake's Theme Song AMV!
Jiminy likes. It's a happy tune, and it has little furry animals in it. Jiminy likes little furry animals, at least until they die. Then he has to bring them back, but sometimes they come back mean and bite Jiminy's finger, so he has to burn their little bodies, or turn them loose in people's houses. That's so much fun. People try to kill them and the little dead furry thing just gets up and runs away, only to sneak back later. It's also funny when the people's pets try to eat the little dead furry thing and it gnaws its way out of its stomach, but before the pet dies it usually jumps around and dances and makes funny noises. and the people are like 'what is up with you?', 'cause they don't know that there's a little dead furry thing inside of their pet. Isn't that cool?

Agarthian Storyteller |

In that case...
Assuming you are not on skimmers and hover bikes.
As Aananda and Company explore the city, a group of children run around the corner, chasing a small ball. They don't see you until it's to late, and you are almost overrun by the short mob. They pass quickly. You are about to move on when you hear a yell of surprise from behind you. You turn to see Ryo...

Kannic Orefinder |

In that case...
Assuming you are not on skimmers and hover bikes.
As Aananda and Company explore the city, a group of children run around the corner, chasing a small ball. They don't see you until it's to late, and you are almost overrun by the short mob. They pass quickly. You are about to move on when you hear a yell of surprise from behind you. You turn to see Ryo...
Is he nekkid in front of the schoolkids again?...

Cardcaster Ryo |

... holding a small boy by his shirt collar. After a moments struggle, Ryo manages to wrench something out of the boy's hand, and tosses it to Tamrin. It's one of his spell shots. Kneeling down to speak to the boy eye-to-eye, Ryo says something and sends the boy away, Ruji leading the way for some reason.
He turns, looking at Tamrin, a glowing red light shining above his left hand. A flick of his finger, and the lights crashes against Tamrin clothing, causing streaks of red and bright neon pink to appear.
"If I didn't like you, and Aananda wouldn't get mad at me, your cloak would be on fire right now."
Ryo's cloak has some small tears, with thorns showing occasionally, and he has a few snake bites on his arm.
"Next time, you dodge snakes and briars while I go look at a city."
"Oh, and did you know you left Jiminy behind?"

Agarthian Storyteller |

Agarthian Storyteller wrote:Is he nekkid in front of the schoolkids again?...In that case...
Assuming you are not on skimmers and hover bikes.
As Aananda and Company explore the city, a group of children run around the corner, chasing a small ball. They don't see you until it's to late, and you are almost overrun by the short mob. They pass quickly. You are about to move on when you hear a yell of surprise from behind you. You turn to see Ryo...
Shut it you, or I'll have your thieves' tools turn into bells that always whistle at the worst times! And no, he has never been nekkid in front of schoolkids.
Sheesh, try to have a dramatic post and someone has to say something that ruins it...[/grumble]

Tamrin Sunwake |

... holding a small boy by his shirt collar. After a moments struggle, Ryo manages to wrench something out of the boy's hand, and tosses it to Tamrin. It's one of his spell shots. Kneeling down to speak to the boy eye-to-eye, Ryo says something and sends the boy away, Ruji leading the way for some reason.
He turns, looking at Tamrin, a glowing red light shining above his left hand. A flick of his finger, and the lights crashes against Tamrin clothing, causing streaks of red and bright neon pink to appear.
"If I didn't like you, and Aananda wouldn't get mad at me, your cloak would be on fire right now."
Ryo's cloak has some small tears, with thorns showing occasionally, and he has a few snake bites on his arm.
"Next time, you dodge snakes and briars while I go look at a city."
"Oh, and did you know you left Jiminy behind?"
Tam catches the shell.
"Thanks Ryo - Ack!" he yells out as the light washes over him. Blinking, he replies:
"What the hell is your problem!? I thought those kids were your proteges - why wouldn't you want to spend time with them? And why are they at your house at all if you don't!? as he looks down at his now-Technicolor duster with a frustrated sigh.
"And Jiminy was with us, thank you very much, but pulled another disappearing act on our way here. I'm sorry if he showed up on your doorstep, but none of us exactly have much control over that little...whatever he is," correcting himself before he says something uncharitable.

Jiminy Sunwake |

A small familiar voice pipes up from behind Tamrin
"What do you mean, whatever he is? I'm Jiminy, Daddy. Don't you remember? You must be reaaallly old. You're my daddy and Aananda is my my mommy, and Unlce Ryo is my uncle, but he's not either of yours brother, and neither is Uncle Kannic, 'cause he's a dwarf. Unless someone's been naughty sometime in the past. But he seems old so that would be a looonnng time ago. But time is relative, and I'm your relative right? And I've been here the whole time anyways, and there too, but you weren't looking very hard, so I don't know why you didn't want to play with those kids. They seemed to be having fun, but I guess you like to ignore other kids like you me, 'cause you're so old I guess. When's lunch?"

Cardcaster Ryo |

Ryo smiles goodnaturedly.
"Hey Tam, your face matches your clothes now!"
"Jiminy said he was left behind, so I left with Adsila and a slice of cake."
"As for your other questions, Adsila and Ormarr are at the point where they just want to see if they can take me down in a fight. They're at my house because they need to practice placing wards, and to help anymore charges that may be placed in my care."
No one else sees the color on Tamrin's clothing, Ryo's just messing with him.

Tamrin Sunwake |

A small familiar voice pipes up from behind Tamrin
"What do you mean, whatever he is? I'm Jiminy, Daddy. Don't you remember? You must be reaaallly old. You're my daddy and Aananda is my my mommy, and Unlce Ryo is my uncle, but he's not either of yours brother, and neither is Uncle Kannic, 'cause he's a dwarf. Unless someone's been naughty sometime in the past. But he seems old so that would be a looonnng time ago. But time is relative, and I'm your relative right? And I've been here the whole time anyways, and there too, but you weren't looking very hard, so I don't know why you didn't want to play with those kids. They seemed to be having fun, but I guess you like to ignore other kids like you me, 'cause you're so old I guess. When's lunch?"
Tam turns around and looks down at Jiminy.
"Just because you manage to teleport yourself into an alley and latch yourself onto the first two reasonably nice people you find doesn't make them your 'parents', or relatives of any kind."

Jiminy Sunwake |

Tam turns around and looks down at Jiminy.
"Just because you manage to teleport yourself into an alley and latch yourself onto the first two reasonably nice people you find doesn't make them your 'parents', or relatives of any kind."
"You're a mean Daddy! Why would I choose you?"
Jiminy starts to cry, the sobs slowly turn into giggles then full laughter.
"Yes, Daddy. Whatever you say, Daddy. I'll be a good boy, Daddy. Please don't beat me any more. Yes, I won't tell Mommy about your magic malfunctioning. She won't notice the changes you made to me. Don't send me away again. You'll understand in time. Time. Yes, time will reveal all. It's not your fault. All those deaths..."
His face takes on a blank expression, the tears dried and the redness from his laughter faded.
"So when's lunch? I'm hungry."

Cardcaster Ryo |

"Hm, I don't think he got my joke.."
"In any case, he shouldn't worry, those colors will fade from his clothes when he forgets about them. It was nice to have a fight with Adila and Ormarr again, wounds or no wounds."
"Anything happen before the kid tried to rob you guys? He's got a bit of talent, if the only way I noticed it was my Seer eyes."

Aananda |

"That's enough, James. No one believes that act, least of all me. And, ummm, Tam, I...er, I don't think he's lying about the ummmm.....anyways, he did something not very..... there were a lot of deaths, but they were your fault, James. Even Ephebe admits it. I don't know why you can't. And now you've put your own existence in danger and....oh, I feel dizzy. Too many timelines," she said and sat down abruptly.

Tamrin Sunwake |

"That's enough, James. No one believes that act, least of all me. And, ummm, Tam, I...er, I don't think he's lying about the ummmm.....anyways, he did something not very..... there were a lot of deaths, but they were your fault, James. Even Ephebe admits it. I don't know why you can't. And now you've put your own existence in danger and....oh, I feel dizzy. Too many timelines," she said and sat down abruptly.
Dangit.....Perception Roll to hear any of that: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (2) + 14 = 16
EDIT: Not with a '2' I'm not...falgerkarb.

Agarthian Storyteller |

Agarthian Storyteller wrote:Okay, this just about confirms my suspcion that you three are emailing eachother about this strange version of Family Feud.Nope. I've had no hand in the whole Jiminy thing.
Edited after I saw your Perception post. Probably wouldn't even see the email anyway, with the way you roll... (^O^)

Jiminy Sunwake |

"What deaths? Who's Phoebe? What's a timeline? It sounds like a funny word, but you don't seem to like it. I knew a funny word once, no, it was a name. A name somebody called me once, Farticus, Farticus the King of the Gladiators. What's a gladiator? Is it good to be one? Probably so. Even better to be the king of them. At first I thought they called me that 'cause I ate something bad, but they said they didn't. They wouldn't have lied to me, would they? Daddy could be king of them too, 'cause I said so. It's nice when daddy gets quiet. I always say, parents should be seen and not heard. Yep, that's a good saying. Maybe you need something sweet and then you wouldn't get so dizzy. I know it helps me. By the way, all of those kids weren't really kids. Well, they were kinda, but they had shadows of something different. Did you notice? Probably not, you're up too high in the air."

Aananda |

Okay, this just about confirms my suspcion that you two are emailing eachother about this strange version of Family Feud.
No emails being exchanged at all. I'm just riffing on what bits of the story I've been given. You know a game is going well when it seems like the players are reading each others minds. :)

Jiminy Sunwake |

Aananda wrote:"That's enough, James. No one believes that act, least of all me. And, ummm, Tam, I...er, I don't think he's lying about the ummmm.....anyways, he did something not very..... there were a lot of deaths, but they were your fault, James. Even Ephebe admits it. I don't know why you can't. And now you've put your own existence in danger and....oh, I feel dizzy. Too many timelines," she said and sat down abruptly.Dangit.....Perception Roll to hear any of that: 1d20+14
EDIT: Not with a '2' I'm not...falgerkarb.
Spreads his finger and thumb and holds it up against his forehead.

Tam's Narrator |
Tam's Narrator wrote:Edited after I saw your Perception post. Probably wouldn't even see the email anyway, with the way you roll... (^O^)Agarthian Storyteller wrote:Okay, this just about confirms my suspcion that you three are emailing eachother about this strange version of Family Feud.Nope. I've had no hand in the whole Jiminy thing.
My Dice-Fu is weak today, aye... ^.^

Tam's Narrator |
Tamrin Sunwake wrote:Spreads his finger and thumb and holds it up against his forehead.Aananda wrote:"That's enough, James. No one believes that act, least of all me. And, ummm, Tam, I...er, I don't think he's lying about the ummmm.....anyways, he did something not very..... there were a lot of deaths, but they were your fault, James. Even Ephebe admits it. I don't know why you can't. And now you've put your own existence in danger and....oh, I feel dizzy. Too many timelines," she said and sat down abruptly.Dangit.....Perception Roll to hear any of that: 1d20+14
EDIT: Not with a '2' I'm not...falgerkarb.
Psychotic little doppleganger is seriously damaging my calm. O.o