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"Hi there! We have this note, and we need a boat and a boat-driver! Can you help us with that, ma'am? Ooh that fish stew smells very good, did you make it? You must be an excellent cook!"
Diplomacy: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (1) + 10 = 11
ARGH THE ONES! THEY TAUNT ME!

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Ragnar shakes his head with disappointment, "You there, halfling girl! You heard her, get on with it and do your job. Some of us have real jobs to do." Strong words, but not apparently not very credible to the inspector.
Intimidate: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11

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Kaylee turns around to Ragnar. "OOH! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO DAMN MEAN TO EVERYONE!!!??!??!!" You can tell Kaylee is positively livid at Ragnar, but she would never do more than yell at a fellow pathfinder. Oh, how I wish I could use charm person on Ragnar right now... LOL

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The halfling seems a sluggish to respond to the Pathfinders. She yawns again and stretches, smiling at Kaylee. "Thank you dear, the stew is a recipe from my gran. It never fails to please." She takes the letter, breaks the seal and nods to herself as she reads it.
Inspector Ginsi is happy to help after reading Lady Darchana’s request. It takes her a few minutes after reading the request to confirm the pending docking request for the Kat Season in her ledger. "Nope, it doesn't look like they've docked yet, they are still at sea." She then takes a different ledger out, locates and sign out a rowboat, and finally several minutes later locates the pilot roster. After looking over the pilot rosters, she excuses herself to notify a pilot to prepare for departure, leaving the Pathfinders alone in the empty office.
The door opens again after about five minutes and Inspector Gilsi enters, all smiles. She says they have a pilot waiting at Docking Slip 49, a dwarf named Zigil. "She's a hoot and a half! You'll love her!" Ginsi offers.
The Pathfinders quickly head to their assigned slip, as the sun slips down below the western horizon. Checking the knots tied in a rope attached to a rowboat, a female dwarf stands with her back to you. As you approach she turns, looking over her shoulder. Zigil grunts a greeting as you arrive a the small rowboat. "You row, I navigate." she says curtly. She points at Hrothgar's large companion and says, "Not on this rowboat."
"Ready when you are," she says gruffly.
Go ahead with any planning etc you wish to do before heading out to the Kat Season. Let me know when you are ready.

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@Kaylee Ragnar quickly blurts out at Kaylee, clearly irritated by her continued criticism: "What's the problem? I won't put up with such riffraff as that halfling girl while she gets ready. If she were working for me, she'd be jobless and homeless a long time ago. We have important business and I won't waste my - our - time on such nonsense. She should do her job, not doze off.". He calms down a bit, then grins and adds "And you say I'm mean? No girl, I'm just doing what it takes. Not everyone can be charmed with your looks and smooth tongue."

GM - Mark Garringer |

Do you guys want to do anything else to prepare to depart? The six person rowboat clearly is not going to accommodate a rhino, and you'd be extremely hard pressed to get it on board a ship at sea. Unless someone has some other kind of creative solution I'll press on sans rhino.

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Hrothgar looks a little disheartened at the idea of leaving his friend behind but he is dedicated to the mission and pets him on the head telling him to stay where he is until he gets back.
Ready to press on.

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Kaylee gives Hrothgar's rhino friend a quick peck on the horn. "You'll be fine, buddy! We'll be back soon!"
Ready to jump on the boat and go for it!

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"I agree with the dwarf. We need to keep moving." the half-elf says, keeping an ever watchful eye on the horizon.

GM - Mark Garringer |

As you make your way across the harbor, the sun dips below the horizon completely.
As Lady Darchana eluded to, any ship that carries more than six people or 500 pounds of cargo cannot, by law, sail through the Ship Graveyard except under the guidance of a registered member of the Pilot’s Guild. Regardless of its own captain or pilot’s skill, a specially trained pilot travels out from the Harbormaster’s Grange to a waiting ship once it has signaled. This pilot then directs the ship through the ever-changing maze of wrecks that constitutes the Ship Graveyard.
Absalom’s harbor is an inky, shifting landscape of shadows at night, illuminated only by the city’s lights, the waxing moon, and the distant blaze of the Absalom Lighthouse on Pilot’s Island. Eventually, a three-masted ship with white sails comes into view. It’s just over one hundred feet in length, and its bowsprit is a weatherworn representation of a canine-headed mermaid. The crew is busy as they await an escort through the Ship’s Graveyard. A rope ladder hangs from the rail of its starboard to a foot above the waterline.
DC 10 Climb to get up the ladder.
Anything you want to do now 'before you arrive' or 'as you arrive' etc would be appropriate.

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If no one does anything or tries to stop him:
Ragnar grins at the other Pathfinders, "Let's go take a look at their ship," as he begins to climb the rope ladder.
Take 10 on the climb roll.

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Belven watches over the ship as they approach for any sign of hostile movement.
Perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (13) + 8 = 21
"They recently painted the name over there," Belven says pointing to the name Kat Season painted on the side of the ship. "It definitely appears this is the ship we are looking for."

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Hrothgar will make his way up the ladder. climb: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (18) - 3 = 15
Noticing the name of the ship on its stern as he moves past. perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16
Have your wits about you

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Kaylee will also climb the ladder, making sure to jump ahead of Hrothgar to give him a direct view up her skirt as she climbs. :-P

GM - Mark Garringer |

Belven notices nothing hostile as they approach, but there is movement on the deck. As you get close enough to identify the ship and climb the ladder you can no longer directly see the deck.
As Ragnar begins to climb the rope, the ugly, tusked face of a half-orc peers down at you. "'Bout time," he says. He turns back toward the deck and bellows "Pilot's 'ere!"
After Ragnar climbs onto the deck, he sees the half-orc standing near the ladder and two gnoll crewmen making preparations to get underway. One of the gnolls goes into a cabin at the bow of the ship after untying several ropes. "'bout Go-rum time. We'z ben 'ere all day!"
1d20 - 1 ⇒ (11) - 1 = 10
He takes a long hard look at Ragnar the says, "How'z ya gonna pilot da ship in dis dark chummer?"

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"Oh, our pilot can see in the dark! A lot like you, I would think, silly!"
Kaylee walks forward with a major swagger in her step. "Now, be a good boy and go fetch your captain for us? The pilot here" she indicates Ragnar, "needs to speak with her before he can pull us into the harbor."
Kaylee blows a kiss at the half-orc, chanting under her breath Stealth: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (18) + 2 = 20 and masking her hand movements with the kiss-blowing action Sleight of Hand: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (16) + 6 = 22 as she casts charm person on the half-orc.
DC 17 Will save or he'll act favorably toward Kaylee for the next hour.

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perception: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (11) + 6 = 17 Hrothgar completely misses Kaylees spell.
survival: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (8) + 8 = 16 The tide will be beginning to ebb soon. It is time to get moving.

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Half-orc Perception: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (6) + 0 = 6
Half-orc Will Save: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10
Oblivious to what just happened the half-orc just smiles at Kaylee like a total goon. "Curtzog dat first mate," he thuds his fist on his chest. "Pilot talks to me. Curtzog gets da ship in safe. Cap'in dunna be bothered." He points to a nasty scar on his shoulder, "Girl is pretty, but cap'in'll do dis or worse if Curtzog dis-dis-dis-tur, bugs her."
With everyone on deck now, Curtzog seems confused and asks Kaylee "Why so many pilots?"

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"Oh sweetie, we are the pilot's bodyguards! He is the best pilot in the city... He gets paid the most, so he has to be careful! But anyway, sweetie, we really need to talk to the captain. You wouldn't want him to touch something he's not supposed to and get you in trouble with the captain, would you?" Kaylee touches his arm, subtly pressing herself against him suggestively. Diplomacy: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (8) + 10 = 18
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Ragnar chuckles as the half-orc shows off his scar. "Pfft. I can't believe a big half-orc like you is afraid of a woman, especially one who could only make that tiny scratch. I would show you what scars really mean, but there seem to be some underage gnolls here so I'll keep those covered for now. Anyway, run now and tell your mistress Ragnar the pilot said she needs to be here. Get your captain, kiddo, cuz' this pilot ain't moving no ship without her on board and signing this form. City orders, you see. Insurance and stuff." Before the half-orc can answer, he adds "If you're too scared to get her, just show me where she's at and I'll get her up here, by the hair if necessary." He adds more quietly, gesturing at Kaylee as if he doesn't want her to hear it, "You know, some girls actually like that. You should try it sometime."
Intimidate: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15

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I forgot to give the details of the deck...
The main deck of the At Sea has two 10-foot-square wood grates that access the hold below. Two doors access the forecastle’s cabin, and a ladder leads up to the forecastle’s deck. The helm is positioned on the raised quarterdeck at the stern, accessible by short staircases on both sides.
Curtzog seems confused and slightly unhappy about the idea of disturbing the captain, but after a few suggestive brushes with Kaylee he finally agrees. Heading through a door to the forecastle's cabin, you hear him in the hold below knocking on a door. After a short back and forth with the captain, you can hear him stomping back up the stairs. "Cap'in 'll be right up."
After a few minutes, a Keleshite woman emerges from the forecastle's cabin door carrying a lantern. The Keleshite woman is dressed in studded leather, and wears two ornately decorated kukris at her waist. Her black hair is held out of her face by a faded yellow bandana. She has a dark mole on her left cheek just below her eye. "What in the name of the Eye of Abendego is going on here pilot? I have an important meeting with Goodman Hugen tomorrow and I'll be sure to bring up the ...incompetence in great detail. Can we please get underway?"

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Any chance we can get a map? Kaylee is considering something a bit stupid but very fun... :)

GM - Mark Garringer |

Sorry, yeah the map is updated now. I believe Belven is still in the rowboat.

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Kaylee takes a step toward Curtzog and casts a spell at the captain.
Will save DC 17 vs. unnatural lust. If the captain would not normally be sexually attracted to Kaylee, she gets a +4 bonus on the save.
"She's trying to kill me! Curtzog, get her!"
Trying to convince Curtzog to attack the captain as she moves.
"Curtzog, sweetie, I really like the captain's kukris... could you grab them for me?"
Trying to convince Curtzog to attempt to disarm the captain.
In either case:
Opposed Charisma check to convince Curtzog to do something he normally would not:: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20

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Post must have gotten lost somehow. I know I did something that said Belven climbed.
After falling into a daydream, Belven comes to his senses and realizes he's the only one still in the rowboat and quickly climbs up the rope.
Take 10 Climb
When the half-elf reaches the top of the ladder he surveys the current situation as he watches Kaylee try to sway the influences of the people onboard.

GM - Mark Garringer |

Captain Wardak Will Save: 1d20 + 2 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 2 + 4 = 10
Curtzog Cha Check: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7
Now is probably a good time for this:
Belven: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (1) + 6 = 7
Hrothgar: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21
Kaylee: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
Ragnar: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21
Captain: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8
Curtzog: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 22
Gnoll: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (11) + 0 = 11
Round 1:
Curtzog
Ragnar
Hrothgar
Gnoll
Captain
Belven
Kaylee
Seeing the captain rushing at Kaylee, the half-orc first mate pulls a heavy mace off his hip and looks ready to defend the bard! He moves a little closer and readies a swing for the approaching Captain!
Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6
Damage: 1d8 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10
Ragnar and Hrothgar may act!

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Ragnar smiles in anticipation as he draws his greatsword and confidently walks towards the Captain, his movements becoming more and more sharp as he advances, feeling the familiar sense of inner rage surging inside him. "You should be know better than to speak so insolently to your betters, woman," he shouts as he slashes at her with a top-down motion, trying to kill her with a single blow.
Attack,+rage(2)+power attack(-1): 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (15) + 6 = 21
Damage,+rage(2)+power attack(3): 2d6 + 9 ⇒ (1, 4) + 9 = 14

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Not sure what to make of the situation, Hrothgar looks back and forth in confusion. not even a beardless dwarf would believe this story. Hrothgar hefts his hammer, not sure what will come next.

GM - Mark Garringer |

The gnoll moves up to the quarterdeck, readying a bow and drawing and arrow and firing it at Kaylee scoring a solid hit!
Attack: 1d20 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 1 + 1 = 18 *hit*
Damage: 1d8 ⇒ 5
Unable to concentrate on anything but kissing Kaylee's sweet lips, Captain Wardak moves across the hold covering trying to reach the object of her desire. Curtzog swings his heavy mace at her head, but misses.
Ragnar also gets an AoO on the Captain.
Round 1:
Curtzog
Ragnar
Gnoll
Captain (14 damage taken)
Belven
Kaylee
Hrothgar (delay-ish?)
Belven and Kaylee may act, Hrothgar I put you on delay if you'd like to take an action this round.

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Kaylee begins cheering to boost her allies' abilities, using a hymn she had been taught by a ship's captain years ago.
"I'm on a boat! I'm on a boat! Take a good hard look at this Gorum-loving boat!"
+1 to attack, damage, and saves against charm or fear effects.
She'll then pull out one of her butterfly swords and take a five-foot step back away from the captain to give her allies room to attack.

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As the captain tries to disengage and move towards Kaylee for some reason, Ragnar turns around and tries to land another massive blow, this time directed at her back. He adds with a hoarse voice, apparently addressing the oblivious captain, "Here comes the (T-)Pain!"
Attack,+rage(2)+power attack(-1): 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 6 = 18
Damage, +rage(2)+power attack(3): 2d6 + 9 ⇒ (2, 2) + 9 = 13
I didn't add Kaylee's singing bonuses since she began singing after the captain moved.

GM - Mark Garringer |

Ragnar's savage attack lands again on the Captain, but in her unnatural lust for Keylee she barely seems to register.
Belven and Hrothgar are up still for Round 1!

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Belven takes up his bow and takes aim at the captain before releasing an arrow.
Attack: 1d20 + 5 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 5 + 1 = 8
Damage: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9
Unfortunately, the half-elf is more accustomed to shooting at animals than humans and mistimes the movement of the captain as his arrow sails past.

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Not quite sure what just happened, Hrothgar charges the nearest half orc, having nojve for them anyways. Warhammer: 1d20 + 3 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 3 + 1 + 2 = 131d8 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 3 + 1 = 12

GM - Mark Garringer |

Round 2:
Curtzog
Ragnar
Gnoll
Captain (27 damage taken)
Belven
Kaylee
Hrothgar
Curtzog dodges the dwarf's attack, and looking around surveying the chaos that has erupted on the deck seems to awaken in shock from a pleasant dream. Seeing his Captain a bleeding mess, and armed intruders attacking he drops the heavy mace with a thud. He draws a greatsword from off his back and takes a massive, underhand swing that looks as if it means to knock the dwarf overboard!
Attack: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11 *miss*
Damage: 2d6 + 4 ⇒ (2, 2) + 4 = 8
Ragnar is up!

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Ragnar moves towards the captain and swings his blade again, trying to finish her off. Unfortunately, his strike misses and crashes into the floor boards, causing some of them to crack. He curses and readies himself and his sword for the captain's counterattack.
Attack,+rage(2)+power attack(-1): 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13
Damage, +rage(2)+power attack(3): 2d6 + 9 ⇒ (4, 4) + 9 = 17

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Bump? We seem to be so close to the end, can we try to make a push to finish up? :)

GM - Mark Garringer |

The gnoll turns his aim on Belven and fires, wounding the elf!
Attack: 1d20 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (19) + 1 + 1 = 21 *hit*
Damage: 1d8 ⇒ 6
The Captain draws her kukri and wheels around on Ragnar, stabbing at the man!
Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9 *miss*
Attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 21 *hit*
Damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6
Damage: 1d4 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6
Belven, Kaylee, and Hrothgar are up!

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Kaylee continues performing, weaving a spell into her cheers as well, winking at Curtzog and beckoning him over to her, while deftly pulling a seemingly-decorative metal fan from her belt.
"Ragnar, Ragnar! Don't get hit!
And Curtzog, cutie! Come and get it!"
Five foot step, Move to draw her fighting fan, then Standard to cast unnatural lust once more, this time on Curtzog. DC 17 Will save or he has to move toward Kaylee and try to kiss and caress her, provoking AOOs from Hrothgar and herself.