Heathy's Saltmarsh Campaign, II

Game Master Heathansson


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Do you guys want to buy equipment and/or magic items as well? I can deux ex machina that as well. I'm starting to feel like Castle Amber's good for doing things against the rules as well as the standard unwritten rules of adventure running. Everything goes there, and it seems to work.


Male human/lizardfolk form Paragon 3 /Evoker 3 (abjuration&enchantment barred) ---15096XP
Altai Iscarni wrote:
I liked the rage point mechanic. It'll be interesting to see how it works.

As a caster, I wouldn't mind some unlimited cantrip action...


Male human/lizardfolk form Paragon 3 /Evoker 3 (abjuration&enchantment barred) ---15096XP
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

Do you guys want to buy equipment and/or magic items as well? I can deux ex machina that as well. I'm starting to feel like Castle Amber's good for doing things against the rules as well as the standard unwritten rules of adventure running. Everything goes there, and it seems to work.

Meh. I could go either way on this, let the rest decide and I'll follow suit but I have no governing opinion either way.


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Riese's Altered Form wrote:
Altai Iscarni wrote:
I liked the rage point mechanic. It'll be interesting to see how it works.

As a caster, I wouldn't mind some unlimited cantrip action...

I don't have a problem with it; I have to look it over so I know what I'm talking about, but it's cool.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Hey, trying to catch up. I will TRY to level tonite. SHouldn't take TOO long, just adding another level of Shifty-goodness!


M Halfling Barbarian 10

Eventually Gittik wakes up.

"Oh, me see very strange things whne me drink kitty brew. I looked in the sky, where an elephant's eye was looking at me from a bubblegum tree. And all that I knew was the hole in my shoe that was letting in water (letting in water). Me no even wear shoes.

"But me feel more powerful now, somehow. So remember - if strange cat give you something strange to drink, and him say it good - just say yes."


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"I'll keep that in mind, Gittik."


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Elgan (the Wolf) blinks and shakes himself awake when Gittik wakes up. His tongue is hanging out of his mouth in a canine grin.

All done, I think. (I hope I didn't miss anything) Took 'Natural Spell' feat so I can now cast when shifted.


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

just Stiggy and Elgan left to level, right?

Stiggy is getting pretty drunk right now on the Shaman's hootch...


Male Human Rogue 14
Altai Iscarni wrote:
"I'll keep that in mind, Gittik."

"... should the situation arise again ..."

With Gittik knocked out and Stiggy slipping into drunkenness, Beldan avoids the alcohol, he wants to keep his wits about him.


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You're all able to rest the night, regain spells, level up...

I'm ready to roll; whenever you guys are; Stiggy needs to level still--I won't be on tomorrow at work probably either.
It's end of the year, and everybody'll probably try to get in on their deductible, so December's probably kinda shaky.


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Riese's Altered Form wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

She shows you this....

"They went to this big place."

If you scroll down the page, there's a side-to-side scroll near the bottom; it's kinda big.

I went and copied the image and made it easier to view, but you might lose some detail this way. Here you go.

Map again; the one on "here you go."

You guys are in room three...the doors are a 30 foot climb on the upper floor, and the north door is also a 30 foot climb up some vines. Youse can take 10 and do it.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Cool, thx Heathy. I gotta learn how to do that stuff!


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me too; I snagged it off a Clark Ashton Smith website, then mcfakester redid it... I think I've about figured out how to scan a document, then I might send it somewhere's and do maps that way or something.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

After a good night's sleep, Altai feels ready for just about anything. "So", he calls out to nobody in particular, "who's keen on finding Amber's cloning vats? Once we destroy them, we can kill Jag-Doom for good." He looks over the carmen and the ghoul. "Do any of you know where they are?"


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The ghoul answers; "They're in the chapel..."
whipping out the map, he points to the area in the middle:
"That's the indoor jungle. You go through there, to access the chapel. It's north of the jungle."

Oh; and....wizards, druids; you can all cast 0-level spells, the ones you prepare, unlimited times per day. Cure Minor Wounds won't work that way; you can prep it once and cast it once i.e. it's not infinite.
You could also make a lake in the Sea of Dust with create water, but it would take a while...;)

Later on, it'll turn out that something's weird with the stars, and all casters on Oerth can do this now.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Cool! I've got some nice utility cantrips memorised, so I'll keep them like that.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Ditto! ;)


Male Human Rogue 14

“Let’s go then,” mutters Beldan. Despite the apparent night’s rest he looks surly and tired; this is the second night he hasn’t slept well. Heath, let me know if fatigue penalties apply.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"We need to plot our route first." Altai turns to the Speaker and the nameless ghoul. "What's in this room here room 4? And what is the indoor garden like - well kept, or full of odd monsters?"


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Beldan Vale wrote:
“Let’s go then,” mutters Beldan. Despite the apparent night’s rest he looks surly and tired; this is the second night he hasn’t slept well. Heath, let me know if fatigue penalties apply.

I don't like to jack people for roleplaying so....it's cool.

If I had a story where I was wearing you all down, that might be a different issue.


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Altai Iscarni wrote:
"We need to plot our route first." Altai turns to the Speaker and the nameless ghoul. "What's in this room here room 4? And what is the indoor garden like - well kept, or full of odd monsters?"

"It....should be safe....it's either a place where hobgoblins prepare food or where people eat food. I don't understand all that. I think I did once...Nothing but hobgoblin cooks though..."


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Elgan, still in wolf form, gets up and walks around. FIrst checking out the map, then checking on all the party members. HE ends up by the door, where he sits and looks back at ALtai and Reise with a perturbed look on his canine features.

Bump! :)


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The sun is rising, though you can't see it through the mist.

The old shaman puts out a skillet over the fire; produces the biggest egg you've ever seen. This is a volleyball if it is an egg.

He breaks it with a flint handchopper that looks like australopithecine cutlery; the sticky liquid guggugglops out into the sizzling frying pan.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Nice! Never leave home without a proper breakfast." He nods at the outlandish egg. "Big bird, eh?"

Beldan - don't you want that Chainshirt +2? Should we sell it?


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'Speaker...."duckface."


Male Human Rogue 14

"Ah ... a big duck then."


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Excuse me?" Altai stares at the Speaker. "Oh. Bird or big lizard?"


Male Human Rogue 14
Altai Iscarni wrote:

"Nice! Never leave home without a proper breakfast." He nods at the outlandish egg. "Big bird, eh?"

Beldan - don't you want that Chainshirt +2? Should we sell it?

Hmmm ... probably should take it. That will end up being armour check penalty of -1, right?


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Yeah. +6 AC, -1 ACP, +4 max DEX.


Male Human Rogue 14
Altai Iscarni wrote:
Yeah. +6 AC, -1 ACP, +4 max DEX.

Alrighty, I'll take that and the keen rapier and sell my current rapier and armour when we get back to town, unless someone else wants to use them (+1 rapier and +1 studded leather)


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Altai Iscarni wrote:
"Excuse me?" Altai stares at the Speaker. "Oh. Bird or big lizard?"

"Uh,....both."


Male Human Rogue 14

Wow ... Keen rapiers are awesome!


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Ho ho ho!!! ;)


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

At the promise of breakfast, Elgan returns to the party and gives another big canine grin with his tongue hanging out as he waits for it to cook.

I'll take the +1 rapier, I don't have a magic weapon yet. I'll add it and the +1 ring to my inventory.


Male Human Rogue 14
Elgan Dreadwood wrote:

At the promise of breakfast, Elgan returns to the party and gives another big canine grin with his tongue hanging out as he waits for it to cook.

I'll take the +1 rapier, I don't have a magic weapon yet. I'll add it and the +1 ring to my inventory.

Cool, wasn't sure if you could use it or not. Consider it yours.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
Altai Iscarni wrote:
"Excuse me?" Altai stares at the Speaker. "Oh. Bird or big lizard?"
"Uh,....both."

"A blizzard?"


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Speaker looks confused....
"what's that? I don't know all Barbarossa's speaking words."


Flogged at work but still here.

*HIC*


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Woo hoo!
You know to level up, right?

Nagnagnag.....;)


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"A bird and a lizard? It's a... blizzard! Um... Or not. Forget about it."


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"....huh....."


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"As i said, it wasn't important." Altai digs into his breakfast. "Yum! Delicious bird-lizard egg!"


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"There were two clubheads, drinking at the river, and a third one came and said, look. And so they killed him."

'Speaker opens his mouth real wide; nodding his head up and down.


Male Human Rogue 14
Altai Iscarni wrote:
"A bird and a lizard? It's a... blizzard! Um... Or not. Forget about it."

"Wow ... you went to Wizard school and everything..."


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scaaaaared Potter?


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Elgan, the wolf, looks at Altai REEEEL carefully, with his head tilted sideways. HE sneezes, and returns to his portion of egg.


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

Woo hoo!

You know to level up, right?

Nagnagnag.....;)

Affirmative. How about Tenser?


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Aaaahhh..." Altai flashes the Speaker a big grin. "Good one!"

"Now, let's go say hi to those hobgoblin chefs."

Since you have the Wild Cohort feat, shouldn't Tenser be 1 HD less than you? Thus, he should be a 5 HD animal. With some luck, maybe Heathy will give him a +1 stat bonus for level advancement! ;P


Male Human Rogue 14
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

"There were two clubheads, drinking at the river, and a third one came and said, look. And so they killed him."

'Speaker opens his mouth real wide; nodding his head up and down.

"Ooooh. That was a joke.

.
.
Yeah, good one..."

Beldan is even more wary of these guys now. Sense of humour can teach you a lot about a culture.

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