Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread

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Again, her sword merely creates a shower of sparks, like steel on flint.


The Celestial Dragon

Satari tries to quiet his mind among the clamoring pain of his wounded flesh. Should he return to the fray, or should he conserve his strength for greater challenges within the temple?


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Looks like Claw, Pip, and Elgan are up.


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dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
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Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Pip nudges Zippy

"Go do your wind thing Zipster!"

Zippy nods and turns into a whirlwind, heading for the aberrant elephant

one sec to deal with him..

The Zippy tornado splits into 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5 images

Mirror image

The images round on the aberration and fire a lightning bolt

lightning: 6d6 ⇒ (5, 3, 3, 3, 6, 3) = 23 reflex DC 17 for 1/2

Pip sights the nightmare pachyderm and pulls a glowing green arrow out

"Time to clip Dumbo's wings"

OK. Arrows are aberrant bane

Attack 1 (manyshot also)1d20 + 21 ⇒ (1) + 21 = 221d8 + 19 ⇒ (6) + 19 = 25
Attack 21d20 + 21 ⇒ (11) + 21 = 321d8 + 1d6 + 19 ⇒ (5) + (6) + 19 = 30
Attack 3 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (14) + 19 = 331d8 + 1d6 + 19 ⇒ (1) + (5) + 19 = 25
Attack 4 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (11) + 19 = 301d8 + 1d6 + 19 ⇒ (4) + (4) + 19 = 27

Additional damage for Manyshot (if ATK 1 hits): 1d8 + 1d6 + 19 ⇒ (1) + (5) + 19 = 25


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

Bane weapons should have an extra 2d6 damage, should they not?


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Ok,...

Elganelemental throws up his arms, and a thundercloud forms over the godlings head. A single, bright flash stabs downwards, the echo of thunder in the enclosed space is deafening.

Call Lightning Storm, as Call Lightning bur more dice dmg.

Lightning damage 5d6 ⇒ (2, 4, 3, 6, 2) = 17

Elgan the elemental flies a little closer,.... (but not withing striking distance until next round. Then it is ON!)


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

PS: Satari's almost dead and needs heavy repair. Look at his damage output last turn (before he got chomped up by the Thing)! As dull as it is, you're our only healer.


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The good outsider's lightning bolt does a little bit to the pachyderm from hell, but not much.....

and Pip's arrows all glance off the thing for no effect.

Claw's turn; also Elgan if he wanted to recant per Altai's wishes and heal the unfortunate kung fu master......


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Oh yes please. Sorry, not yet used to thinking as the healer! ;P Elgan will move over to Satari, and burn a 7th lvl spell to turn into a HEAL. Satari regains 150HP. That should get the monk back on his feet! :) Next round the cure wands come out! ;P


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Claw's up to bat.


Advanced flesh golem shield guardian

Claw doesn't have much to offer here. He'll just hang bck with Altai.


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The elephantine horror goes after poor wee Gjetost.

It hits with two claws and rends him, and hits with the eerie disk on the end of its proboscis.

Gjetost takes 122 hp and 2 points of constitution, which I guess costs another 18 hp.

Group's attack!!!


Gjetost is at 106 of 231 hit points, and his False life is used up. He has DR 10/Evil, but I assume this thing is, well, evil?

Elgan, I think the big fella's going to need more than healing wands...


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder

Hmm. Forgot a little fun piece I picked up back at AsgardMart

Pip brightens as he rummages in his quiver. He pulls out a gnarled ebon-shafted arrow graven in blasphemous runes

"Let's see if ol' Dereleth here does anything"

using arrow of greater Aberrant slaying for 1st shot, others aberrant bane

Attack 1 (manyshot also)1d20 + 21 ⇒ (18) + 21 = 391d8 + 100 + 19 ⇒ (6) + 100 + 19 = 125
Attack 21d20 + 21 ⇒ (16) + 21 = 371d8 + 1d6 + 19 ⇒ (8) + (4) + 19 = 31
Attack 3 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (17) + 19 = 361d8 + 1d6 + 19 ⇒ (2) + (3) + 19 = 24
Attack 4 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (19) + 19 = 381d8 + 1d6 + 19 ⇒ (1) + (5) + 19 = 25

Additional damage for Manyshot (if ATK 1 hits): 1d8 + 1d6 + 19 ⇒ (5) + (5) + 19 = 29

Zippy tries his lightning trick again

Lightning: 6d6 ⇒ (1, 1, 6, 4, 2, 3) = 17 reflex DC 17 for 1/2


Gjetost shakes his head, tarry blood trickling from his nose and little pieces of gravel rolling out of his shirt cuffs. "Good one. Now, it is my turn."

No move. Full, hasted attack sequence. He's using 4-point Power Attack; this also seems like an opportune time to uncork his Smite Evil attack.
Attack 1: 11+29+3(bard)+1(Haste)-4(Power attack)+2(Bull's STR)+0(his useless CHA bonus to smite evildoers)=AC 42, damage 2d8+23+3(bard)+3(Bull's STR)+12(Power attack)+18(smite evil)=68. This attack counts as magic and Good.
Attack 2: 12+24+3(bard)+1(Haste)-4(Power attack)+2(Bull's STR)=AC 38, , damage 2d8+23+3(bard)+3(Bull's STR)+12(Power attack)=50.
Attack 3: 12+19+3(bard)+1(Haste)-4(Power attack)+2(Bull's STR)=AC 33, , damage 2d8+23+3(bard)+3(Bull's STR)+12(Power attack)=44.
Attack 4 (bonus from Haste: 10+24+3(bard)+1(Haste)-4(Power attack)+2(Bull's STR)=AC 36, , damage 2d8+23+3(bard)+3(Bull's STR)+12(Power attack)=51.

Additionally, the creature bleeds 9 hit points from Gjetost's critical hit last turn.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

How does the Thing look? Altai's action depends on how messed-up it looks.


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

Smite Evil has changed. It continues to be in effect until the target is dead, so he should have the bonus damage on all attacks.

d20pfsrd.com wrote:

As a swift action, the paladin chooses one target within sight to smite. If this target is evil, the paladin adds her Cha bonus (if any) to her attack rolls and adds her paladin level to all damage rolls made against the target of her smite. If the target of smite evil is an outsider with the evil subtype, an evil-aligned dragon, or an undead creature, the bonus to damage on the first successful attack increases to 2 points of damage per level the paladin possesses. Regardless of the target, smite evil attacks automatically bypass any DR the creature might possess.

In addition, while smite evil is in effect, the paladin gains a deflection bonus equal to her Charisma modifier (if any) to her AC against attacks made by the target of the smite. If the paladin targets a creature that is not evil, the smite is wasted with no effect.

The smite evil effect remains until the target of the smite is dead or the next time the paladin rests and regains her uses of this ability.

Emphasis mine on interesting bits.


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

Emrael frowns at the amount of damage the thing is doing and her lack of success in damaging it. She draws upon her magic to prepare an attack, but remains out of the creature's reach.

Preparing Pool Strike, acid-flavored, for next round, to be delivered through the katana.


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Altai Iscarni wrote:
How does the Thing look? Altai's action depends on how messed-up it looks.

Pip's heinous arrow does a woeful wound to the thing......his arrows and Gjetost's blows lay the brother low. He falls into bouldery chunks that turn into balls of squirming worms.


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End of combat. 35,000 exp each character.


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Huzzzah!!!!!


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Wooo-hoooo! Do the squiggly little worms look like they are crawlig back together?


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Not too quickly.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Elgan, eloquent as ever, sums it up nicely.

"Ewww,... Dat ain't raight,..."

If The big fella (Getjost) needs to be fully healed to stay summoned, I can burn another 7th level spell to give him a heal for 150 HP. But it will leave me with only 1 lvl 7 spell/heal slot for the remainder of this mission. Just FYI. :) But I'm still good for other cure spells and wands. :D


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in other games, I usually will spam a clw wand when combat's off; cheaper that way, when you're not in combat so you don't need to do it too fast....


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Elgan starts tapping the wounded monk and samurai with his wands.

CCW wands. good for 4d8+16 per tap. Just say when! :)

FIrst round of CCW taps (PResuming 4 wounded)
4d8 + 16 ⇒ (4, 2, 5, 8) + 16 = 354d8 + 16 ⇒ (5, 5, 1, 3) + 16 = 304d8 + 16 ⇒ (1, 5, 3, 3) + 16 = 284d8 + 16 ⇒ (5, 2, 8, 2) + 16 = 33


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Huzzzzah!


Elgan Dreadwood wrote:

Elgan starts tapping the wounded monk and samurai with his wands.

CCW wands. good for 4d8+16 per tap. Just say when! :)

FIrst round of CCW taps (PResuming 4 wounded)
4d8+16; 4d8+16; 4d8+16; 4d8+16

He's back at max after those four.


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mwahahahahaaa!!!

What next?.....


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Damn."

"Well fought, all. I have no idea what that was, and I'm not entirely sure I want to know. Now, let's search the temple. I have a sneaking suspicion we'll need to enter that pit, but let's try all other alternatives first, shall we?"


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Where you searching?


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

MAP

The first places to look would be the four orange fields in the back of the temple. We keep a close eye on the seated figures in the red squares, and on the pit, just in case something comes crawling up.


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The four orange fields are wooden doors. They sound like they're breathing; they are sculpted with frescoes of morbid scenes.

The statues are ornately armored humanoids with curling pig tusks and curved swords with rings on the blade.

The pit is cold, and dark. You can't see too far into it.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Might as well just choose one. How about AD 7-8? Someone needs to check them out for traps and the like? Stari, maybe?


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Right on


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Throwing the bones for Satari.....

"Hmmm,....these are interesting carvings in this door; I don't recognize the style though....seems like the mountain people....."

1d20 ⇒ 9


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add 24 percep for 33;

"It doesn't appear to be trapped."


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Well, in that case, I'd say we open it."


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The room is massive, and opens out on a wide wide river lazily flowing by.

This doesn't make sense.....

It's warm as well; on the other side of the river it looks like a desert.

A raised platform sits before the river. A woman reclines asleep on it, on her back, perfectly still.

Odd pictograph writing is on the walls; people and people with animal heads.


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Huzzzzah!!!!!


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Wind comes off of the river, you smell the reeds waving in the breeze, and there's sand in the wind.

A single waterbird flies lazily over the lazily flowing river. You hear grunting; a pod of these massive things that look like fat, grey, bald......horses maybe, or the bastard child of a horse and a pig splashes into the river.......massive, grey piglike things.


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A harp starts up from somewhere, accompanied by sombre flute music and a metal rattle of some kind.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"What."

"The."

"F~!*?"


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Exactly


Female Elven Kensai 17; 122/122 hp; Effects: Haste, Inspire Courage +4, Mass Fly, Mirror Image (7)

The elven kensai looks through the door, a puzzled expression plain on her face. Eyebrow raised, she looks at the wizard who seems to know a little of everything and a lot of most things. "Someone's dreamscape, perhaps?"


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....or....something's......


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Must be."

*long pause*

"Not the dream I expected, though."

*even longer pause*

"Let's peek through the other doors. After that we'll make a decision about what to do next."


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

"Yeh. Shuure. Dat soun's guud." Elgan adds in an oddly muted voice, staring at the scene before them.

"DAT ain't natch'rel," he adds, pointing at the animal headed persons.

"At leest not whar ah'm frum. But DAT might be. Hard teh tell frum here." He adds, pointing at the strange pig-horse things frolicking in the water.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Huzzzah!

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