Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread

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I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Beldan Vale wrote:

“Hey Altai, those night-vision goggles you wear, you made those yourself, right? Think you can make me a pair? Maybe a bit smaller and more stylish than yours… Oh, doesn’t have to be right now, I can’t pay you in full yet anyway, but later on, when I have some more cash?

“Well, see, this guy down at the markets is selling a Cloak of the Bat, it’s good for hiding like my other cloak, but it also lets me fly and turn into a bat and stuff. But I can only do that when its dark, which is a bit useless if I can’t see in the dark …”

BATMAN!!! ;)


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Of course I can make another nightvision mask." Altai is clearly a bit miffed. "Heck, as a second effort, it'll probably be smaller and lighter, too. It'll take a week or two, though - it's a lot of tricky work. Now, the Horns will be interested in this report..."

I'll drop by the Horns of Zelkarune to tell them about the scrying results. Looks like it might fall apart if we eliminate the giants...


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Sorry (again) guys! Was busy, see discussion for update!
I need to update Elgan like 2 lvls! sheesh! (I guess I know what I'm doing tomorrow!)
Elgan would love to have Altai make him that Amulet of mighty fists, now he can even afford it! (pretty easily actually!) Maybe even afford to just add it to the one he;s already wearing! Otherwise he;ll need to move his amulet of Nat Armor to another object too! (I'd hate to lose that bonus!) If no one wants teh belt, (is it a belt, or amulet?) of CON Elgan will take it, he usually ends up in combat. But Stig would be a more obvious choice!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

out to dinner with the family; be around later; working on my 4e dude/it's cool coz I don't guess everybody's done with their shopping sprees(?) That's cool too; the ole gamenoggin thingy behind my nose is percolating onnyhoo.


Male Human Rogue 14
Altai Iscarni wrote:

"Of course I can make another nightvision mask." Altai is clearly a bit miffed. "Heck, as a second effort, it'll probably be smaller and lighter, too. It'll take a week or two, though - it's a lot of tricky work. Now, the Horns will be interested in this report..."

I'll drop by the Horns of Zelkarune to tell them about the scrying results. Looks like it might fall apart if we eliminate the giants...

“Aw don’t be like that ... the oversized thing looks good on you, adds to the whole wizardly mystique. I, on the other hand,” Beldan smoothes his ratty moustache and grins his crooked toothed grin, “have a certain style to maintain! Anyway, I don’t need it now, I can’t pay you just yet anyway.”

Hang about ... I’m a thief! Since when did lack of cash stop me from getting something? Beldan is not disloyal or stupid enough to steal from Altai of course, nor from any other wizard powerful enough to make his goggles, but he starts thinking about where he might be able to get his hands on ten grand or so quickly. It’d have to be a big heist, which would take some planning, particularly if he was going it alone and keeping it quiet from the local thieves union ... Ugh, probably too much hassle, I don’t want to kill anyone, or be killed myself, or rip off anyone who doesn’t deserve it.


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heh heh....
Beldan wants to steal stuff.
I'll have to keep that in mind.


Male Human Rogue 14

Don’t want to do a big weeks-long real time session while everyone else is sitting about twiddling their thumbs (or more likely moving on and leaving Beldan behind), but if you can work something in, sure!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

I reckon it'll be in the back of my head until it gestates good and proper....then at some point poor Beldan'll get attracted by sparkleys.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Steal any of my stuff, and I'll turn you into a frog and put you in a terrarium. For realz. Don't mess with the wizard, kids.


Male Human Rogue 14

Oh for sure. Stealing from other PCs is so not cool and I wouldn’t go there, and stealing from the guy who can turn you into something unwholesome is just plain stupid.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Though it is hardly an original setup, having the evil wizard have a petting zoo or terrarium full of his polymorphed enemies is always appropriate. ;D

Oh, and Altai'll be happy to lend Beldan the night vision maks whenever he needs it, or at least until he gets his own.


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I got an idear re: Beldan being a thief; I can either implement it in a few days, or like after the mission to the drow's and whatnot, when everybody's leveling up and all. I figure Friday night I can do some manic buildingbuildingbuilding.
People still buying stuff and all?....


Male Human Rogue 14

Either way mate, but probably best to concentrate on the ongoing plot first.


Altai Iscarni wrote:

9783 gp, 3 silver and 4 copper to everyone

Still thinking... ok, actually busy as all hell.


Male Human Rogue 14
Beldan Vale wrote:
Either way mate, but probably best to concentrate on the ongoing plot first.

ghost post


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

crazy,... they actually expect me to do WORK at work! Can you believe that? ;P Will level up (finally!) tomorrow I hope, and do some shopping! ;D


M Halfling Barbarian 10

Just catching up on the last six pages now I have got over the jetlag. I won't bother with the +4 CON amulet as I have a belt of +2 STR and CON.


Bard 8/ Troubadour of Stars 9 Epic Shredder
Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:
Altai Iscarni wrote:

9783 gp, 3 silver and 4 copper to everyone

Still thinking... ok, actually busy as all hell.

+1. I'll get a scroll list posted tonite hopefully ...


M Halfling Barbarian 10

OK, up to date.

"OK, me no really know what the hell go on last few days. But it OK. We go kill more drow out of town?"

How much spendable loot do we have?


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
Gittik wrote:
How much spendable loot do we have?

Net result of our last adventure: 8000xp and 18385 gold, 7 silver and 2 copper in addition to what you already had. Stig's numbers on this page is wrong, so use this one instead. Sasserine doesn't have spending cap, so go nuts.


I was wrong. We have more. Cool.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

You missed the extra gold from the Wee Jas folks. Sometimes more is more!


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Cha-CHING! Bay-BAy! I'm goin' SHOPPIN'! ;P


Stig has new bling bling. All his magic stuff is hard pimpin', gold flashin', loud ass jewelery like he's from Jersey or something. He gets a gold tooth, too. And yah if it was a slot I'd put some magic in there.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

There should be a "grill" slot. I'm scared to jimmy up the rules too much though.


M Halfling Barbarian 10

OK, bought a Cloak of Resistance +3 and an Amulet of Natural Armour +2 (total cost: 17,000gp). Also bought a royal outfit (extra-large codpiece version) and some very crass jewellery (1,000gp).

"Hey, you like new clothes? Me think look really cool. Me really like thing on knob, though maybe too small. What you think?"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Awesome.
Total nouveau riche in affect.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"That's an outfit unlike any other I've ever seen, Gittik. You look very distinguished."


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Working on it, I swear. <sigh> Not only do I have to up at least 2 lvls, but Elgan hasn't bought new toys for at least three lvls! He still has 22,000 GP from LAST time! BEFORE the 18,000 from THIS time! :)
SO, question is, do we have time for Altai to help make us new toys? (paying lower costs,) Or are we just shopping? (meaning no time for MAKING toys ourselves) Also, I'm thinking of taking Brew Potion as my 'extra' feat from switching to PFRPG rules. Since we do seem to buy a few, and I can make almost any of the basic +stat ones, AND healing potions, I thought it might be a good thing?

"Naw, iz jes' fine chere'. Yeh don' wanna go an skeer 'em until Afteh yer nekkid!" Elgan grins at Gittik.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
There should be a "grill" slot. I'm scared to jimmy up the rules too much though.

Gold tooth of charisma +2 - takes up the headband slot. Or make it slot-free for twice the cost.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Probably not enough time for Altai to build much in the way of magic items.


Gittik wrote:
"Hey, you like new clothes? Me think look really cool. Me really like thing on knob, though maybe too small. What you think?"

<Stig glances at Gittik's codpiece and bling, then snorts and does an about face--he heads back to the armorer to get the bulge in his new platemail increased.>


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

I'm not giving intimidation bonuses.


<After another half day at the armorer's, Stig strides back in sporting a huge codpiece (hanging out obtrusively even below his already humongous breast & belly plate: it features a gaudy, stylized rooster).>


Male Human Rogue 14

"That's some cock."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

here they come to snuff th rooster.....


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Heading out? All in all, it's about a days' journey along the road to Cauldron, past the numerous plantations, then up a mountain road to the Piltdown Manor...you're able to get directions at the temple.
whenever you guys are ready.
Shit it's been about a week.


Male Human Rogue 14

Beldan is ready.


Beldan Vale wrote:
"That's some c%~!."

"Ken et, laddie."

<Stig proceeds to get plastered while waiting for the call to action.>

"Tharstin?"

<Offers up whatever rotgut he happens to have at the moment.>

...

<Sometime later he accidentally quaffs one of his enlarge person pots and destroys whatever furniture he was slumped in.>


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Leveld (I think, tired)
STILL need one more feat! Any suggestions for a kick-A$$ druid feat?
I took Spell focus (Conj) and Augment summoning for the boost to conjured critters, Still need one more!

STILL need to go shopping! (Tomorrow, tired)


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

If we have 'about a week', I can make your Amulet of flaming natural attacks - i.e. a +1 amulet that adds 1d6 flaming (or whatever other element you want) damage. It'll take 8 days and costs 4000 gold.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

yeah....wtf....Stiggy tore an internal oblique and got an inguinal hernia killing the Scarlet Shroud, and Oso did a number on his rotator cuff doing one of those criticule things....they both have to p.t. a little bit.
Stiggy's healed up from heal spells, but still has a little bit of orchitis.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"So, I've been thinking a bit." Altai waits for the groans to die down before continuing. "Who can our heart-stealing nemesis be? We have two sets of clues - one concerning his motives, and another concerning his capabilities. The motive is clearly to create animosity between the churches of Kord and Wee Jas. As we recently experienced, this has been quite successful, but probably not as much as the killer hoped. As we have played a major role in keeping the hostilities under control, I'd say we are advancing up the list of targets, so we need to stay alert. A more pertinent question is why anyone would want to sow enmity between those two churces in particular. I think the nsawer is that both provide for the city defense, and that weakening both will make Sasserine vulnerable to outside attack."

"The other set of clues is connected to the impressive abilities of the heart-taker. He is clearly incredibly strong, but is at the same time able to move and act without attracting attention. The first might indicate a giant, but the second rules that out. Similarly, it can't be some sort of monstrous creature, as it was able to ambush and kill Xever in broad daylight without attacting any attention. Very few creatures have this ability."

"So who is immensely strong, preternaturally stealthy and wishes to bring Sasserine down? I'm thinking that it is someone connected to the giant-backed plot. However, it is clearly not a giant, as they cannot move freely around town. Instrad, I think it is that unseen creature our friend Ulga addressed as 'Stalker', whatever it might be. Think about it - an invisible, and thus by definition unnatural, creature employed by the giants as an agent of havoc. Makes sense, no?"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

mwahahahahahaha! I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!


Male Human Rogue 14

“Uh, yeah, I guess ... so, how do we find it, and when we do, can we kill it?”


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Huh....I just thoughtta somethin....invisible killer in the jungles of south america....


Male Human Rogue 14
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
Huh....I just thoughtta somethin....invisible killer in the jungles of south america....

“If it bleeds, we can kill it.”


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"Try this! It'll make you a Sexual Tyrannosaurus. Like me."

Too many people in that movie ended up holding high public offices.


Male Human Rogue 14

“Yeah, strap this on your sore ass Blain.”

I know, it’s a bit of a worry really.

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