Heathy's Isle of Dread Thread

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I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Did he want to do that with the dwarf right there?

Grand Lodge

Male Human Expert 5
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
Did he want to do that with the dwarf right there?

The dwarf's flying 15' into the air, right? So that shouldn't be a problem.

I forgot about the save. 11+11=22, so he's OK for now.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Never mind; I meant for her to close, but since I didn't say so in my haste, she's in the air 15 feet up at b4. My bad.
He needs to save though; she did the spring attack dealyo on him.

Gittik saves righty-o; however, he didn't crit the quick archer. She grunts in false bravado;
"You're good, little man.....but not good enough."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Beldan; Oso; Elgan are up to bat.


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Uh, are you sure we can't talk this over? I'm sure there's no real compelling reason for you all to die for no reason. Who were we supposed to have murdered, by the way?"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Altai Iscarni wrote:
"Uh, are you sure we can't talk this over? I'm sure there's no real compelling reason for you all to die for no reason. Who were we supposed to have murdered, by the way?"

Sorry; the post didn't show...

"Oh, I see...." the priestess screams; "now that you see doom, fairly right and just, looming on the skyline you want to talk....." she spits. "Talk to what fiends take the lot of you when we put your bones in Oerth!"

The fall of the Scarlet Shroud has clouded her reasoning. She's off the wagon and on a bender, and won't stop until she's full-on blooddrunk.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

You get the feeling, however, that when this woman isn't a ravening battlemad lunatic,.....she's quite a convincing public speaker.


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

...

The fall of the Scarlet Shroud has clouded her reasoning...

Oops!


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:


"Oh, I see...." the priestess screams; "now that you see doom, fairly right and just, looming on the skyline you want to talk....." she spits. "Talk to what fiends take the lot of you when we put your bones in Oerth!"

"OK, then. How about the rest of you, then?" He indicates the bloodied archer in the corner. "You don't look so good right now. No need to go down just because your companion has lost the plot. Oh, and you didn't tell us what mideeds whe've committed."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

...

The fall of the Scarlet Shroud has clouded her reasoning...

Oops!

Stiggy:

(not meant to hide info; just to try to keep the main battle somewhat clear)

Spoiler:
you're.....floating....weightlessly.....above the battle....you see the dwarven lucha libre in the air to your side; cursing a blue streak at Gittik like a mother bird cursing some clever cat that's stolen her eggs...foam flecking her beard.....Tenser looks you right in the eye and bays in an utter melancholy way...you're floating, weightlessly though.....don't seem to care....
you hear a flutist. It's Rowan Kellani, she who haunts the Halls of the Lotus Dragons; she's playing Danny Boy for you.....it's so serene. She really is a good flutist, even if she was an utterly psychotic b+!*~ in real life.
She smiles; winks; keeps on playing.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Altai Iscarni wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:


"Oh, I see...." the priestess screams; "now that you see doom, fairly right and just, looming on the skyline you want to talk....." she spits. "Talk to what fiends take the lot of you when we put your bones in Oerth!"
"OK, then. How about the rest of you, then?" He indicates the bloodied archer in the corner. "You don't look so good right now. No need to go down just because your companion has lost the plot. Oh, and you didn't tell us what mideeds whe've committed."

The flying dwarven boxer retorts; "ya know what you've done! Wid it make yer day to hear us speak of your evil perfidiousnessesiss?!? Oh, you make me want to birth a gorgon!!! Daft tart you are!!!"


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

"Please feel free to enlighten me. I so love listening to dwarves interpreting the Common tongue."


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:


Stiggy:
** spoiler omitted **

Spoiler:
"Guff. Thar's neither rum nur vargins haur. Haverin' priests...."

Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Wow. JUST in time! :P

Elgan elf looks around at everyone and their various hovering, screaming, etc. emotive vocalizations.

He looks up at the taller opponent he has materialized next to and says calmly,...

"'Ow 'bout yew chere'? Tawk, er daie?"

If (he/she/it) so much as LOOKS at him angrily, he shimmers into a Dire Bear and tears (he/she/it) a new one,... He has just about had it with all of the unnatural strangeness around here, and is quite happy to take it out on someone.


Barbarian (berserker) 3; Init +1; AC18; Hp 36/41; Saves Str +5, Con +7; Passive Perception 9

Oso and Gittik probably still have resist energy (electricity) running from the last fight, since it lasts 90 minutes. That allows us to ignore the first 20 points of any stray lightning bolts etc.

Oso looks about and seeing that Stiggy is down but everyone else is looking good to go, he calls on Kelanen to give him some healing for the dwarf warrior.

"I know he wields an axe, but he is very good with it. Very good!"

Burn a fourth level spell, neutralise poison, and heal him 4d8 + 9 ⇒ (5, 7, 6, 7) + 9 = 34. Kelanen obviously approves of Stig!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Stiggy feels much better now. Done with his near-death experience; he wipes some blood sweat and dogspit off his brow and gets ready to make havoc.

Elgan; it's a free-for-all; people are more fighting and running their yaps than having a conversation. Pick a target, dude!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The priestess of We Jass would've aoo'd Oso, but she was too dang far away.

Beldan; Elgan up to bat.


**COUGH, COUGH**

"Aff me dug! Ah've fowk tae mince."

<Stands up.>

Anyone beside me?


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Yah; the cleric that deathtouched you is glowering over ye;
Oso, Altai, and Elgan are beside yeh.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Like I sedd.....she's hose'd


In case I have an action left after getting healed and standing up:

Spoiler:
Power attack, 2H
att 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (13) + 19 = 32
dam 2d6 + 24 ⇒ (5, 3) + 24 = 32


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

not yet...Bel'n'Oso are up to bat then it's their turn...
maybe in a bit,....


Male Human Rogue 14

Beldan has been hanging about trying to make casual conversation with the naked drow woman ... not doing too well at the casual part. Been trying to think up a good excuse why she should have to climb up the ladder directly ahead of him ...

Suddenly he realises that everyone is gone (except the caveman and the afore mentioned dark elf) and that he can hear the sound of battle and spells from above.

“Oh dammit ... five minutes, that’s all ... just five minutes without a fight ...”

He climbs double-quick up the ladder 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (1) + 12 = 13, then tumbles out of the way of the avenging priest of Wee Jas 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (12) + 23 = 35 to end up hiding 1d20 + 30 ⇒ (9) + 30 = 39 under the table at I5.

End of turn - no attack.

"What? Who ordered the strippers?"


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She darts her eyes at the surprisingly nimble rogue, then sets them hard on Stig, Oso, Altai and Elgan; "We Jas,...." is all she says.

Elgan!!!


Barbarian (berserker) 3; Init +1; AC18; Hp 36/41; Saves Str +5, Con +7; Passive Perception 9

"Surrender or face the Sword, the Axe and the Kukris!"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"None of us fear death. For it is the purview of our goddess;" the priestess retorts.

Elgan's up.


Oso Legumbe wrote:

"Surrender or face the Sword, the Axe and the Kukris!"

Hehe. I've been using a hammer since the Pathfinder conversion. Teehee.


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

"None of us fear death. For it is the purview of our goddess;" the priestess retorts.

Elgan's up.

<Shrugs.>

"Hey, et's yer funeral, lassie."


Male Human Rogue 14

"She looks like the sort who'd be into funerals."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"They're all my funerals."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Somebody wanna go for Elgan? Or do you guys wanna try to call the whole fight off/go for a detente? I sense.....trepidation...


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
Somebody wanna go for Elgan? Or do you guys wanna try to call the whole fight off/go for a detente? I sense.....trepidation...

Crap I don't know a thing about running him...

"AROOOOOOooooooooo!"

Grand Lodge

Male Human Expert 5

Meh... Going with Elgan's quote upthread, I think it is bear-time.

With a now-familiar ripple, Elgan shifts into the form of a massive bear. It rips into the priestess of Wee Jas.

Elgan now occupies GH 4-5; as he is Large, he also as 10' reach. HIs new AC is 25. Bite attack: 12+10=AC 22, damage 1d8+8=13. Claw 1: 11+6=AC 17, damage 1d6+6=7. Claw 2: 16+6=AC 22, damage 1d6+8=13.

Their turn.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Elgan cannot find through her armor a whit.

The masked wizard at j1 raises a hand up in the air, and the cleric of We Jas is swept up and away to k1.
The wizard speaks; "don't need you following our fearless leader...."

the cornered archer drops her bow, pulls long sword, and slashes at Gittik;
he takes one slash for 10 h.p. in damage.

The dwarf flyer lands at c3, setting up flanks with the archer, and smacks Gittik as well. He takes 6 in damage; save d.c. 18 again, or he's sickened.

The cleric can't go til after you guys; she lost her init waiting around all invisible to touch Stiggy to death and whatnot; so she's after you guys.

FIGHT!!!

Grand Lodge

Male Human Expert 5

Aubrey's around again now, so he'll resume running Gittik. I'll take Elgan for now...

The bar waves a meaty paw at the far corner of the room. Suddenly, the cleric and her wizard companion are pummeled by brick-sized hailstones.

Elgan casts Ice storm on the two guys in the NE corner. 21 points of damage - no save, so SR, nothin'


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

Altai points at the beleaguered archer in the corner before making a shoving motion along the far wall.

That's the "violent thrust" version of Telekinesis - I'm throwing the archer at the duskblade(?) in K1. The archer needs to make a DC 22 Will save or go flying. Attack roll 13+8=touch AC 21 - if I hit, both take damage, if not, the archer presumably splats into the wall at L2 leaving the arcane caster unhurt. Damage is 1d6 per 25 pounds of archer weight. Some sort of bowling pin effect in the corner would be amusing, but that'll be up to the DM. ;D

Altai then moves to D6.


For the hag who dropped me:

att1 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (18) + 19 = 37
dam1 2d6 + 24 ⇒ (2, 1) + 24 = 27
att2 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (17) + 14 = 31
dam2 2d6 + 24 ⇒ (1, 6) + 24 = 31


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Vattnisse wrote:

Aubrey's around again now, so he'll resume running Gittik. I'll take Elgan for now...

The bar waves a meaty paw at the far corner of the room. Suddenly, the cleric and her wizard companion are pummeled by brick-sized hailstones.

Elgan casts Ice storm on the two guys in the NE corner. 21 points of damage - no save, so SR, nothin'

They both take a pummeling for a bit o' dammich.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Altai Iscarni wrote:

Altai points at the beleaguered archer in the corner before making a shoving motion along the far wall.

That's the "violent thrust" version of Telekinesis - I'm throwing the archer at the duskblade(?) in K1. The archer needs to make a DC 22 Will save or go flying. Attack roll 13+8=touch AC 21 - if I hit, both take damage, if not, the archer presumably splats into the wall at L2 leaving the arcane caster unhurt. Damage is 1d6 per 25 pounds of archer weight. Some sort of bowling pin effect in the corner would be amusing, but that'll be up to the DM. ;D

Altai then moves to D6.

She don't save; they take 20 h.p. in damage. I gave her 175 lbs. of weight; doubt she ways that much but....


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:

For the hag who dropped me:

att1 1d20+19
dam1 2d6+24
att2 1d20+14
dam2 2d6+24

Stig has to move to L2 to reach her, 25 feet away, and so just gets 1 attack; he hurts her pretty badly though.

Bel; Oso; Gittik are up to bat I reckon.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The "duskblade," if you will, says, "cover me; I'm gettin us out of here!"

The cleric says, "NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"


Male Human Rogue 14

“We should let them go,” opinions Beldan peering out from under the table. “They seem to think they’re the good guys – doesn’t seem right to kill them all. Besides, they’re girls.”


Male Human Wizard 17 (Conjuration specialist)

It occurs to me that if I had any brains at all, I wold have thrown the archer into the corner and then hit the area with the Ice storm. Oh well...

"Maybe we should." Altai looks at the arcane spellcaster. "You seem smarter than the others. How about this - you guys take off, and we'll deliver the body of the Red Shroud to the temple of Wee Jas, fully intact in case you would wish to revive her."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

"NO!" yells the cleric; "I'm not going without her body!....
we'll cede the day. I'll give up this fight."
She lays her mace on the bar.
"Yield...."
she hops up onto the bar; starts heading over to the body; looks at Stiggy, Elgan, Altai, and Oso who can aoo her at any time;...
anybody want to do anything?

Pretty much all of their side stop, though none of them drop weapons necessarily.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Beldan Vale wrote:
“We should let them go,” opinions Beldan peering out from under the table. “They seem to think they’re the good guys – doesn’t seem right to kill them all. Besides, they’re girls.”

"You mean WOMEN, ye daft tairt!" huffs the dwarven wrassler.


Male Human Rogue 14

“Oh? Yeah, well you’re certainly not a girl …”


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
"You mean WOMEN, ye daft tairt!" huffs the dwarven wrassler.

<Stiggy winks at her.>


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:
"You mean WOMEN, ye daft tairt!" huffs the dwarven wrassler.
<Stiggy winks at her.>

"O, that lucky too, freshy!"


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

The cleric kneels over the body; holds her hands over the heart and pulls back; the chest seems to heave upwards as if pulled by phantom strings. She pushes forward; the chest lowers. A push of air can be heard from the dead vigilante's mouth. And the cleric starts intoning a spell, kneeling there over her fallen friend...

anyone want to say/do anything?

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