Greed of the Runelords (Inactive)

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Male Human (Varisian) Wizard (Thassilonian Specialist - Transmuter/Greed) 1

DM:

Hezekiah makes a beeline for his kitchen, partly trying to fight back panic, partly already on the academic question of whether the principles of Burning Disarm could apply to silverware. Forks and knives, perhaps, but spoons? There were books to consult...

He steps into his kitchen, his hand already in his spell component pouch.


Hez:
Initiative please.

Crunch:
Hez's Perception check 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 2 = 22 vs. Stealth check 1d20 ⇒ 14. Initiative check 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8.


Satinder and Jarek:
You arrive at Hez's flat, and a portly man with shaggy hair and a beard bigger than his face answers the door. He is wearing a long sleeve oatmeal-colored shirt shirt, but no pants, and eating a banana.

He looks at you for a second, and takes a long bite off the banana. "Whudhooan?"


Xander:
You lead the girl into the theater, and after greeting Cyrdak, who waves you away, you take her to your dressing room.


Male Human

DM:
Do I know this man?


Satinder:
No.


Male Human

DM and Jarek:

Satinder eyes the man suspiciously. "We are looking for Master Aumvar. Where is he?"


Satinder and Jarek:
"Master, he says. Hez's a puppy." He snorts. "No, puppies have teeth...he's a chick." He takes another bite of the banana, his cheek bulging. "A fuzzy little chick, with the softy feathers, and the cute high pitched voice."


Male Human Ninja 1

DM:
OK, who is Santa Claus?
Perception 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (13) + 7 = 20.
Sense Motive 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10.
Anything worth detecting from this weirdo?

Satinder and DM:
To this strange fat man: “Do you know Hez or where he can currently be found? I’ve no use for your babbling appraisal of his status...” I move a hand visibly to the handle of my katana. “Time is critical, I warn you of wasting mine.”


Jarek:
You don't recognize him. He has a somewhat similar shape to Hez, though. He's only wearing the shirt. No pants. No underwear. He looks harmless, and no one appears inside.

The man snorts as you grab your katana. "What, you going to slay me where I stand? Naked. Fruited. On my cloudy-headed brother's porch?" He snorts again, and takes a bite of the last bit of banana, tossing the peel on the ground at your feet. "Get out of here, you fools." His voice becomes pitched and mocking as he shuts the door. "Oooh, blood in the streets! Mayhem. He shuts the door in your face.


Male Human Barbarian(Titan Mauler) 1

DM:
Toban's jaw drops as Vin speaks. "uh...oh...umm..." Toban stutters as he is in shock at what just happened. "Are you sure? I mean...Verik isn't the most trustworthy person around. If you're right I wouldn't have any trouble either reimbursing you for the value of the lost goods or getting the wagon back for you. And I'm sure my friends feel the same way."


Toban:
Vin scoffs. "Get it back? That shipment was worth more than you make in five years! It was fireworks for the festival!"

Hemlock scowls, looking at Vin. "Verik was a sot, to be sure. But aside from his drinking, he's a good man. He was working for Mister Vendor - "

"Working! Unlike you, you bandit!

Hemlock holds up a placating hand. "...working for him as a private guard."


Male Human Ninja 1

DM and Satinder:
WTF? “We haven’t time for this, Satinder.” I reach down and simply open the door and walk in.


Male Human Barbarian(Titan Mauler) 1

DM:
Toban feels the anger well up inside of him as he is called a bandit. He takes a deep breath and tries to calm is slightly frayed nerves. "I am sorry about the lost shimpent. If you want I am sure my friends and I can track down the wagon and get it back or at least find the men we gave it to and bring them back for questioning." It is pretty obvious in the tone that Toban is using that he is trying to stay calm and be professional. "If you'll excuse me I need to go find my friends..."


Toban:
Vin sputters. "So you did take my fireworks and give it to some men! You thief!"

"Vin! Enough!" Hemlock booms. The room seems to echo for a moment in noisy silence. "Toban, I can't let you go. If what you say is true, you did take this wagon, and you did give it to some other men. I've got to detain you. You know that."


Male Human Barbarian(Titan Mauler) 1

DM:
Hmm I really should start thinking before I write posts...I did just totally confessed to theft...

"But it was an accident...I didn't know what was in the wagon. We came upon two men on our way home and they claimed that they were robbed. Not thinking about the chance they were lying, I went to investigate and found the wagon heading towards Sandpoint and we..." Toban stops and then just sighs. He hangs his head and steps forward, putting his hands out so the Sherrif can put him in chains if he felt so inclined.


Male Human

DM and Jarek:

Satinder groans and follows Jarek inside, checking his wrist sheath. "I understand that this is important to you," he mutters, "but if we get through this without getting thrown in jail, you and I are going to have a talk about due process."


Toban:
Belor sucks on his teeth for a moment. Then he holds you above the elbow, and puts you in the holding cell on the far side of the room.

"Sit. Boy, you and your friends are going to be the death of me." He steps out of the cell and shuts the door with a resounding boom.

"What about the wagon, Sheriff?" Vin says.

Belor ignores him. "I'm not gong to lock this cell, Toban. You are one of my men, and I trust you. But I need you to stay here a bit while I sort this out."


Satinder and Jarek:
You step inside. Just ahead of you, the bearded man scratches his bare ass as he walks across the tiled floor, and around the corner to the right.


DM:

Hmm I hope this isn't going to get me on trial again! Alexander things to himself.
[b]"Well my lady can I offer you anything?" Alexander says as he offers her a seat and slides in next to her....

Diplomacy roll for the awkward moments in life!
1d20 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 13


Male Human Barbarian(Titan Mauler) 1

DM:
"Thank you" Toban says as he sits down and tries to get comfortable. "Oh the boys and I ran into Shalelu last night. If you know a quick way of getting in contact with her, maybe she can be of use in recovering the fireworks...though good luck, she was in a foul mood last night."


Xander:
"I just think what you do is so gallant." She smiles, and places her hand on your chest. "My name is Shayliss."


Male Human

DM and Jarek:
Perception check 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (16) + 8 = 24 to notice anything out of the ordinary in Hez's home.


Satinder:
Everything appears normal, minus the hairy bum.


Toban:
He looks querulously at you. "She's back in the area again, then? Can't see why. Goblin activity is down, thanks to her." He walks over to his desk. "If I could contact her, I would. But I don't think she'd care." He chuckles. "Goblins didn't take the load of fireworks, did they?"

Vin sputters again. "You should make her! They are my fireworks, Sheriff. If she is unwilling to help, she should be in there with that no good - "

"Vin! One more outburst and I'll let him stand guard over you, and put you in there."

Vin visibly deflates a little. "But Sheriff, the fireworks..."

"I am aware. I'll need an inventory of the wagon." Belor picks up a sheet of paper, looking over it.

"I have one in my shop."

Belor nods, and pulls on his coat. "Stay put, Toban. I'll be back shortly."


Male Human Ninja 1

Satinder & DM:
”If there’s no body Satinder we aren’t criminals. Clearly the authorities don’t care about missing persons anymore. Only dead ones.” I mumble to Satinder as I enter. I go in appearing unarmed to avoid alarming this man more than necessary. “Hez’s bearded brother. Do you know where I can find your brother now? Or shall we wait here for his return?” I call as I walk in. “This is government business and I mean to be direct. I expect your cooperation.”

DM:
If needed:
Initiative 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24.

I’m prepared to go hand to hand, KO the brother, and wait right here for Hez’s return if necessary. This is too important for some blubbering fat bastard to interfere.

And after the brother appears:
Bluff 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (17) + 7 = 24 plus Hero point + 5 and Action point + 1d6 ⇒ 4 = 33.


Satinder and Jarek:
The man swings around, exiting the other room. "Oh by the bridge! I'm so sorry." He has another banana in his hand. "I had no idea you were from Magnimar. Had I known..." He covers his genitalia with the banana. "Officers, I am so sorry. My brother is in Magnimar."

Crunch:
Sense motive 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3.


Male Human (Varisian) Wizard (Thassilonian Specialist - Transmuter/Greed) 1

DM:

Initiative Roll: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8


Hez:
You burst around the corner, your spell on your lips, and take a pillow full in the face.

Crunch:
Readied action melee attack with a super-soft pillow that you love 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 1 = 18. Priceless.


Male Human Barbarian(Titan Mauler) 1

DM:

Toban waits for the sheriff and shop keep to leave and then he will momentarily leave the cell to grab a piece of parchment and a pen and then return to his cell. He figures he can write a letter to his cousins explaining what happened while he waited for the Sheriff to do his investigating.

So have I gotten the rest of the party arrested? Would be kind of cool if that happened. And if I have time do you want me to write up the letter as my first journal entry?


DM:
"Well Shayliss, I am glad to hear that, and I promise I do not disappoint! It's not all show though, Why just last night I saved my companions from a goblin attack! Then this morning we foiled would be robbers plans to take a poor merchant duo's cart of wares! Enough about me though, tell me more about yourself, I'd like to "get to know you better" *wink*


Male Human (Varisian) Wizard (Thassilonian Specialist - Transmuter/Greed) 1

DM:

Hezekiah reels and sputters, his glasses radically askew. He flails slightly and blinks rapidly.

What the...? Who? What? Why? Erg?


Toban:
It is past dusk by the time you finish your letter. A few other watch members have come through, and asked why you are locked up, even commenting on the fact you aren't locked up, but appear to be just relaxing over a letter in a closed cell. They leave after a few minutes and a few chuckles.

Belor still hasn't returned, and you begin to hear merriment in the streets, as people jump the gun on the upcoming celebration.

That would be an awesome journal entry! Do it! I'll give you a lil' bonus XP. :) Link it to the discussion thread, and I'll put a link up on the campaign thread.


Xander:
A loud knock bangs on your dressing room door. You hear a voice through it. "Are you in there, you little harlot?" Another knock follows.


Male Human Barbarian(Titan Mauler) 1

DM:
I'll see what I can work up by tomorrow. I've spent way to much time online as it is today...lol

Toban knows better than to let any of his fellow workers wrile him up so he just lets them have they're laughs. Once his letter is done he waits for another of the town guard to come in and then gives them the letter. He asks that the guard deliver it to one of his cousins at the Kitten as well as let them know that he won't be in for his usual shift tonight.


Hez:
You straighten your glasses to find your older brother, Guriel, wheezing with laughter and leaning on the kitchen table in the streetlight through the window. He is chubby, an inch shorter than you, with a wild beard that seems as big as his head. He wears one of your nice shirts, your long-sleeved oatmeal Henley, that now has a water stain on the side, and small-clothes, but no pants.

"You should see your face, Kiah. Ha!" He pulls a face that you are sure accurately describes what you just felt like.


Male Human

DM and Jarek:

Satinder gives Jarek an odd glance at his claim to government business, but at the brother's claim he snorts. "Preposterous. We already have information from his associates that he returned from Magnimar today."

Sense Motive check on Jarek 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10 regarding the government business statement, Sense Motive on the fat man 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (15) + 8 = 23 to see if he was intentionally lying or not, and Bluff 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (12) + 0 = 12 if necessary about having information from his associates, though it's true as I walked him into Sandpoint myself.


Male Human (Varisian) Wizard (Thassilonian Specialist - Transmuter/Greed) 1

DM:

"Guriel! By the hells, what are you doing? Intruding in my house. Wearing my shirt! You slovenly little troll."

He straightens his glasses and grumbles softly.


DM:
"Excuse me sir (or madam), this is my personal dressing room. If you wish to see a show, buy a ticket."

Alexander pauses and thinks with his other head for a moment.

"Shayliss...how old are you? Do you recognize that voice? Your father (or mother depending on the voice) isn't a government official is he (she)?

Alexander quickly makes himself more presentable and after a quick kiss to Shayliss, goes to open the door, assuming they don't just barge in.

"I'm sorry sir (or madam), were you looking for your lovely daughter Shayliss? I am Alexander Edwin LaCroix. I was giving her a tour of the theater, and I must say she is a devout fan of the arts! I am just as taken by her beauty as I am by her mind! You should be proud good sir (or madam), it's not everyone that can claim such a fine daughter! You must come from good stock, and have done a wonderful job in raising her!
Diplomacy
1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7 (+1 if the person could be attracted to me).

Edit ooc: LOL could that roll be even more appropriate? An angry parent or whatever, wouldn't hear any of what I said anyway!


Satinder and Jarek:
"He's back?! Oh...well..." He scoots into the room he just exited.

You follow him. He is clearing trash and old food off the table into a bin. "He...uh...so you're sure? He's back?"

Satinder:
You are unsure as to what Jarek is up to. Only use one skill check of a kind per round, if not per encounter. :) The man appears to be speaking true.


Hez:
Guriel tosses the pillow on the kitchen floor. "Got in from Korvosa a few days ago, so I stopped by to see you."

Your house looks a right mess. "You weren't here, so I made myself at home."


Xander:
You open the door, part way through your "speech", to find your friend, Aldern Foxglove, leaning against the door-frame. "I'm sure she is a devout fan of your 'arts'." He smirks and moves past you into the room. "Gods, she's a copper, Alex." He turns back to you scoffing. "Nothing but a common copper." He looks at her again. "Polished, though. How old are you, girl?"

She thrusts her shoulders back. "I'm seventeen, m'lor - ."

Aldern has already turned away. "Alex, you'll never believe it! I invested a fist of coins with that fellow at the general store, and got us some excitement for the festival! Wait till you see, they should be getting in to town today." He takes you by the arm, leading you out of the dressing room. "Had them brought in all the way from Riddleport on a fat cog."


Male Human

DM and Jarek:

Has Hezekiah ever mentioned having a brother?


Male Human Ninja 1

Satinder & DM:
”I told you time was critical. We wouldn’t be here otherwise. He’s back, and I’m surprised after being on the road he isn’t here already. We’ll just wait here for him.” Jarek looks at the man with obvious disdain.

”Unless you have a better idea.” I whisper to Satinder.

DM:

Sense Motive 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (16) + 8 = 24 to detect anything unusual between Satinder and this man in case I’m being played.


Male Human (Varisian) Wizard (Thassilonian Specialist - Transmuter/Greed) 1

DM:

Hezekiah sighs, "So I see. I need to at least wash my face. Try not to touch anything until I've come back." With a pained sigh, he trundles off to his small washroom.


Male Human

Dm and Jarek:

"There are a handful of other places he might be, but we should look for an indication of where he might have gone first," Satinder whispers back. He turns to the fat man and says, "I'm sure you won't mind us looking around while we wait."

I'd like to search the apartment for clues.


Satinder:
You know he has family, as he has mentioned several siblings. This one resembles the description of Guriel, his older brother.

Crunch:
Intelligence check 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 4 = 23.


Hez:
The washroom has a Shoanti woman in it. She is not from Sandpoint. She lies insensate in the corner, topless. Shards of pottery lie about her.


Satinder and Jarek:
"Of course! Please, officers, help yourselves. I'll help! Together, we can find Kiah!"

You move through the house, looking around. The house is much dirtier than you've seen it in the past. It appears this brother has been here for a time.

Satinder:
You find Hez's pack in the corner, just inside the front door. The books he was reading on your trip are missing. You guess he went to the Curious Goblin to speak to Brodert Quink.

Jarek:
You move through the house quietly, Hez's brother waddling bare-assed behind you a few feet. He's picked up a ceramic jug from somewhere. He keeps shh-ing you.

Crunch:
Jarek Perception check 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8.


Male Human Ninja 1

DM:
Damn this fool. I move through the house stealthily, drawing my katana. I will let him go in front of me, I don't want him behind me.

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