Goblins the Musical (Inactive)

Game Master PlotBunny

Medge rushes out from behind the tree and attempts to climb over the wall.
Climb: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (17) - 1 = 16

She makes it over, step one in her plan to sneak up behind the lizards threatening Twitchy....only they've turned kind of crispy....

upside down numbers are dead or unconious. Map 1

Lizardfolk number 2 screams as he is lit up like a torch, and shortly later falls bady burnt ad unmoving. Lizardfolk number 3 sees this and runs screaming for one of the huts. Lizardfolk 3 thows a Javelin at Twitchy.
Liz3 Attk: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

In his fear it goes wide.

pcs are up again

Mortimer goes after the lizardfolk who has been throwing a Javelin at Twitchy. Medge and Ronk should be able to handle the one that ran into the hut.

Double move to chase 3

typo Lizardfolk 1 was the one who attacked Twitchy.

Chase lizard 1 then. Map update? It shows lizard 1 in the hut..

Grinning like a loon Ronk races after the fleeing lizard.

marked them as towers

Twitchy looks up at the towers. "The lizards have the high ground. We need to neutralize their advantage!" She opens up a batch of bottled lightning up at the lizard in Tower 1.

Bottled Lightning Touch Attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15
Damage: 1d8 ⇒ 3

She then runs and leaps on Mort's back.
Ride Check, Fast Mount: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (13) + 14 = 27

"Take me to them!"

She calls out, "Fluffer!" When the buzzard appears, she'll point him to attacking the lizards in the towers.

Twitchy's sudden leap for the saddle startles Mortimer. "Hey! I didn't say you could ride me!" Mortimer grumbles testily. "Or maybe I should. You're lighter then Ronk is, and smell better too." He adds as an afterthought.

"Heh. A better rider, too. But I'm not stealing Ronk's mount, Talky-Cat! Just borrowing it!"

I will have you know Mort that I am a very clean Goblin. Maybe a poor rider but Ronk does not smell bad. And all that weight is my awesome majesticness!

Yeah, Twitchy washes you down, sometimes. You're a clean barbarian (sometimes)!

Oh no, you cover me with muddy handprints...and weigh many many stones.

I am fairly sure i am the only Goblin with soap so :P Ronk is always happy to have Twitchy clean him. Mort likes the hand prints they are how you know you are my Mort. And stop calling Ronk fat. We will develop a complex.

Your soap smells of elderberries! *pouts* And you're not fat. Its the spare set of armor >.<

Medge Runs after the party, and Medge-ie sytle berates the party that she leads not you guy... she has the captain after all.

3 opens the door to hut 3 and goes in. He continues to yell inside.

4 charges Ronk with the biggest sword Ronk has ever seen.
Att L4: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8
5 throw a Javelin at Ronk.
Att L5: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (14) + 1 = 15

8 and 9 from their towers throw a Javelin at Mortimer.
Att L8: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (19) + 1 = 20
Att L9: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

Mortimer takes L8 Javelin: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3 damage as one javelin pierces him and yet another flies by.

1, 6,7 and 10 come down off the towers.

A deep baritone voice comes from Hut 2. Initiative: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (11) + 1 = 12

Grinning manically, Dumb lizard! The metal is bad. Lifting his bonking stick and swinging it. Eyes widening as his reliable Bonking stick hits and seems to slid of the lizards armor. Screaming in fury. Now i have enter Rage!

Bonking Time: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 15
damage: 1d8 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10

Twitchy ducks the javelins that were thrown at her and Mort. "Hey, no one spears our pompous talking cat!"

She holds her action until Mortimer gets her closer to lizards eight and nine, and then she bombs them.

Bomb: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (8) + 8 = 16
Damage: 2d6 + 3 ⇒ (2, 1) + 3 = 6

Eight takes 6 damage, and his buddy nine takes 5.

Mortimer growls as the javelin scores his flank and moves towards the lizard to extract icy vengeance. Revenge is a dish better served cold =)

Claw: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (6) + 4 = 10

And Missed! =(

waiting on Medge

Medge keeps running through the compound towards some lizards that just climbed off a tower. She unleashes her genius plot; casting Sleep on the pair. In her mind what's she's doing is singing them a magical lullaby. In reality she's yelling "GO TO SLEEP DUMB LIZARDS" in a singsong voice.

Move action to move 30ft, casting Sleep on lizards 6+7. DC for Sleep is will v 16

Will Save lizardfolk 6: 1d20 ⇒ 12
Will Save lizardfolk 7: 1d20 ⇒ 4
Both 6 and 7 fall into a sound slumber.

Attack lizardfolk 8: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6
Attack lizardfolk 9: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 1 = 16
The two look haggard and badly injured, but they stab at Mortimer with their javelins. 8 misses, but 9 stabs Mortimer.

Damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
The wound grazes but takes off fur along the shoulder.

Attack lizardfolk 4: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
Attack lizardfolk 5: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5
Fail Fun: 1d100 ⇒ 18
damage: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (3, 6) + 2 = 11
As 4 swings at Ronk, and 5 charges at him yelling a battle cry. 4 surprised by his ally's running arrival swings and hits him. Killing the charging lizardfolk immediately.

Mortimer yowls as he unleashes his fury on the lizards who dared to touch his fur.

Claw: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 24
Claw confirm?: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

Whoa, a 20 followed by a nat 1..lol

Dmg: 1d3 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
Frostbite dmg (non lethal - cold): 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

Claw: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (13) + 4 = 17
Dmg: 1d3 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3
Frostbite dmg (non lethal - cold): 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

Growling at the overgrown lizard Ronk raised his Bonking Stick high and swings

Bonking Stick on number 4: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (2) + 9 = 11
Damage: 1d8 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6

Screaming in fury as his once reliable weapon misses Ronk lunges forward and tries to sink his teeth in.

Bite: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16
damage: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7
Grab: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (7) + 17 = 24

Dammit! So much FAIL!

Also current map

"Hey! Stop poking our pompous talking cat!" Well, at least they're still bunched up. Convenient of them.

Bomb vs Lizard Nine RTA: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (18) + 8 = 26
Damage: 2d6 + 3 ⇒ (1, 2) + 3 = 6

Nine takes six damage, and his buddy gets another five damage from the splash.

"Fluffer! Flank Attack" Twitchy points to the lizards currently on her true love, Ronk!

Meanwhile, Fluffer comes flying in at Twitchy's call.

He provides a flank for Ronk and attempts to bite number four!

Fluffer bite!: 1d20 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 3 + 2 = 13
Damage: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Gurp is still arguing something with the swamp, but only Zeli hears him. He does finally move closer to the battle.

Medge tries to stab at the 4th lizard that has been giving Ronk so much trouble.
Attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 25
Damage: 1d4 ⇒ 1

Lizardfolk 1 throws a javelin at Twitchy
Attack: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 1 = 11
Damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

Lizardfolk 4 swings angrily at Ronk again
Attack: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 1 = 18
Damage: 2d6 + 2 ⇒ (1, 5) + 2 = 8
Lizardfolk 10 comes at Ronk with a javelin in hand
Attack: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
Damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

Lizardfolk 9 falls to the ground, though Mortimer’s claw attack did not pierce him a bit of ice covers him.
Lizardfolk 8 Looks pissed and swing at Mortimer again.
Attack: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
Damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Map 1

Ronk - don't forget whatever penalties you take from the shadow str dmg. Which reminds me, I haven't subtracted my hp yet. Should be 19/25, I'll fix it at office

Mortimer gives Lizard 8 an evil grin, then turns on him.

claw: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 4 = 22
Dmg: 1d3 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4
Frostbite(non lethal, cold): 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7
claw: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (12) + 4 = 16

Opps I am a bad player. It will still take me six days to get it all back and it has not even be one, right?

Growling at the abomination that he cannot seem to hit Ronk tries again. His once mighty bonking stick glances off of the evil creature. Howling in fury Ronk lunges foward and clamps his teeth down on the overgrown snack and refuses to let go.

Bonking stick: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (5) + 6 = 11
damage: 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8
bite: 1d20 ⇒ 17
damage: 1d6 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0
Gabbing with my teeth: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (9) + 14 = 23