GM RePete: We Be Goblins Series (Inactive)

Game Master RePete

Mogmurch will wait to see if Chuffy is able to take down the frog before acting, in hopes of lobbing a bomb into Vorka's face. Alternatively, if the frog is still alive then Mogmurch will club it again. Probably won't get another chance to post until tomorrow but that's my plan if you need to bot me

Reta not look good now. Slow to get in. Not makey any bleeding. If Reta not make this swing work, gonna have to hope everyone else die to not tell story. Reta can't go back to chief as big loser.

"Aaaaaaaaaargh!" is all she's able to vocalize as she swing her dogslicer down from overhead in a two-handed grip.

** spoiler omitted **

@Reta, don't forget +2 for flanking. Won't help you in this particular case though with a roll like that...

Mogmurch will wait to see if Chuffy is able to take down the frog before acting, in hopes of lobbing a bomb into Vorka's face. Alternatively, if the frog is still alive then Mogmurch will club it again. Probably won't get another chance to post until tomorrow but that's my plan if you need to bot me

Just a suggestion, but when you've got two possible courses of action that depend on another player or GM interaction, use spoilers to post both. You can even add a third spoiler for the die rolls (i.e. spoiler 1 = description of action 1, spoiler 2 = description of action 2, spoiler 3 = generic attack roll that can be smooshed into either spoiler 1 or 2, depending on the eventual action). This helps keep the game moving when you know you can't post frequently!

PS: thanks for the flanking reminder!

Thanks for the tip, Reta.

"CHUFFY TELL YOU TO DIE, DIE, DIE!" he screams, starting to get frustrated with the frog's disobedience. Chuffy stick him and he not die? Why stupid frog do that? CHUFFY STICK AGAIN! He franticly starts stabbing at the frog's known weak point, punishing it for not listening.
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While Poog may have dedicated himself to the art of setting things on fire, and he thinks that goblins running around on fire is usually hilarious, at this moment, the novelty seems to have worn off, "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!" But he is Poog half-ear, chosen of Zarongel, and he will not go down in flames... Okay, maybe one day, but not today! So he slaps himself on the face with a healing hand.

CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

Reta swings and misses once again with her blade, unable to connect with the frog. Chuffy and Mogmurch prove to have a bit more luck, and both of their attacks connect, but the frog proves to be quite resilient and is still standing. Meanwhile, Poog is able to heal some of the burns covering his body. Vorka chucks yet another fire ball, this time at Reta and it hits her right in the chest, and thankfully, another ball doesn't materialize in her hand. The frog maintains its grip on the alchemists leg, and finally manages to sink its teeth into flesh.

Vorka vs Reta Touch: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 211d6 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9

Frog CMB: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (18) + 8 = 26
Frog bite vs Mogmurch: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (15) + 6 = 211d6 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

Round 4/5

Poog (-5)
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Vorka (-14, 10 ft up)
Frog (-18)
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Reta (-9)
Chuffy
Mogmurch (-8, grappled)

The dice have really not been going your way for this combat!

"Owowowowowow!" Reta screams, furious that the hermit goblin is targeting her with such accuracy. "Vorka, you bad goblin! Why you not help tribe? Chief Gutwad give you glory for bring many fireworks, Vorka then be bestest goblin ever. Now you just be stupid goblin!"

Or we stab stab stab you in secret when we walk you back. You never agree anyway, but still fun to think.

She continues her assault on the frog, hoping that she can free Mogmurch so that the witch can have more targets for her attacks.

I'm the worstest fighter ever.

Angry now, Chuffy starts stabbing wildly at the frog. "Chuffy be hero and you be dead and you be food!"
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Poog is pleased that Vorka has decided that Reta may have the tastier eyes after all, but he can't help feeling that he may soon be the only hero standing. He pulls out his trusty healing stick, and stuffs it up his nose before yelling in a nasally voice, "Stop missing, Reta! If all Reta does is get hit in face, why Reta come at all?" Suddenly feeling much better, Poog pulls the slimy stick out his nose and wonders who should be next.
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"AAAAAAHHHHHHHhhhhhhh aaaaahhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaHHHHHHH!" Mogmurch shrieks in dismay, as his life passes before his eyes and he contemplates the possibility that he is going to be eaten by the God of Frogs. Then he curls up into a ball, hoping that when he wakes up this will all turn out to be a bad dream.

Total Defense, +4 Dodge bonus to AC, boosts Mogmurch's AC to 21 (including the subtraction for being grappled and the plus from his Mutagen) and his CMD vs Grapple to 16.

"IT CHUFFY FAULT!!!" Reta screams in her defense. "Chuffy supposed to stab stab stab while Reta distract. Why not Chuffy do his part!" She sticks her tongue out at both Poog and Chuffy in sequence, giving both of them loud, slobbery raspberries in response.
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We may all die, but I still love playing goblins.

Agreed! :)

The battle continues to not go very well for the group of intrepid goblins, as Reta and Chuffy both miss terribly with their attacks as Mogmurch curls into a ball. Poog goes ahead and heals his own wounds, putting him back at full strength. Vorka pulls out a small dart and hurls it at the cleric, but it misses and embeds into the wall. The frog loses its grip on Mogmurch's leg, but manages to get it back on a second try.

Vorka dart vs Poog: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 101d3 ⇒ 3

Frog CMB: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 9
Frog tongue vs Mogmurch: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (20) + 8 = 28

Round 5/6

Poog
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Vorka (-14, 10 ft up)
Frog (-18)
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Reta (-9)
Chuffy
Mogmurch (-8, grappled)

Don't forget you picked up some potions from the spider lair!

"Reta obviously not really distracting frog. Reta must be helping frog eat Mogmurch! BBBLAARRRRRGH!" Chuffy screams, frothing at the mouth. He continues to flail his arms and dogslicer wildly, hoping to strike the squishy amphibian of goblin munching horror.
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Reta has consumed both the potion of bear's endurance and bull's strength; I don't think she has any others.

"What Chuffy think Reta doing?!? See frog drop Mogmurch? FROG CLEARLY DISTRACTED!!!" As she screams she plunges her dogslicer straight into the frog's maw in an attempt to prove her point.

Rules question: doesn't the frog have to attempt to maintain the grapple as a *standard* action, in which case, I think failing to maintain the grapple wouldn't leave the frog with another action to attack Mogmurch again? (I think the frog should also get a +5 to maintain the grapple - just because Mogmurch was already grappled - but even with the +5, that will still not maintain the grapple against Mogmurch with the +4 to his CMD from going total defense). I don't mean to second-guess you - maybe the Frog has some special ability that changes all of this - but I know the grapple rules often trip me up so just wanted to double-check.

Also, re the potions, Mogmurch took 2 potions of cure moderate wounds, but I believe it would provoke from the frog to retrieve and again to drink.

"Good work, Reta! Kill the Frog-God, kill it, kill it, KILLLLLLLLLLLL IT!!!!!!!"

"Ha!" Poog laughs as the dart sticks into the wall behind him, "Poog has bigger stick!" He pulls out a javelin from under his cloak, licks the dried and flattened toad that has been skewered through it for luck, and throws it back a Vorka, yelling, "Vorka die now! Poog be hero and Mogmurch, Reta, and Chuffy JUST PLAY WITH FOOD!" The javelin wobbles through the air towards Vorka, and the dead toad does surprisingly little for it's aerodynamics.
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Oh dice gods, why have you forsaken us? No potions for me, but I'm hoping that Mogmurch healed himself so I will hold out on the healing for a round... I'm a bit scared of bunching up when something can throw fireballs. ;)

@ Mogmurch: With the special abilities it can maintain the grapple and attack in the same round, which caused me to forget that maintaining grapples is normally a standard. So since it failed, I would say you're right, and wouldn't have been able to attack again. So you're not grappled going into the round.

Chuffy continues to struggle with his weapon, with a big swing and miss at the frog. But the blade causes enough of a distraction that it can't move out of the way of Reta's blow, and it collapses to the deck in a pool of blood. Mogmurch takes a step back and quaffs a potion, fully healing his wounds, while Poog tosses a javelin into a wall. Vorka scream out "Ahhhhhhh, will pay for dat!!! Now will have to eat pet frog for dinner. Stuffed with goblin lips!" She begins whispering odd words that seem magical.

Round 6/7

Poog
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Vorka (-14, 10 ft up)
Frog
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Reta (-9)
Chuffy
Mogmurch

Frog gore showering over Chuffy, takes advantage of Vorka's preoccupation and leaps upon the mast! Scrambling across it, he gets as close as he can and lashes out at the creepy goblin. "Die, die, die! No finger waggling, not fair, not fair!" he squeals.
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Mogmurch glares up at Vorka, quickly assembles a bomb, spits on it for good luck, and sends it hurtling towards his nemesis. With the Frog God destroyed, nothing can stop me! "Die, Vorka, Dieeeeeeeee!!!!!!"

Bomb attack: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (18) + 6 = 24
Bomb damage, fire: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3 Splash Damage=3, REF 12 for half

Then Mogmurch 5' steps into the corner and retrieves a flask of alchemist's fire.

"Who wants to try out my crossbow? Vorka make good target practice!"

Poog immediately raises his hand, "Mogmurch always been Poog's favourite!" He says almost convincingly, "Poog want to try crossbow! Then Poog can make Vorka dead real good..." He rushes over to the other side of the room, stuffs his wand up Reta's nose before she has a chance to run off, and waits eagerly for a chance to shoot that magnificent crossbow, "We show Vorka that we be goblins, NOT FOOD!"

CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3
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Move action 20' and Standard to heal with wand. Help us Reta, you're our only hope! :)

Reta is glad that the frog is down, but now looks a bit stumped when she looks up a Vorka on the wall. How Reta hit stupid climbing Vorka? Magical climb even, like she think she Lotslegs or something. Reta dogslicer not long enough. What Reta do? At the last minute, something clicks in her brain as she recalls that she carries a bow that she never uses! She drops her dogslicer, pulls out the bow--stepping to the side quickly to be sure the mast doesn't block her shot--and takes aim at the too-high witch.

A DC 20 Climb check is appropriate for most walls, so Chuffy will be successful!

Concentration 1: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (13) + 5 = 18
Concentration 2: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6
Reflex: 1d20 ⇒ 14

Chuffy surprises everyone and begins climbing up the wall with ease, and takes Vorka by surprise, digging his blade into her. Somehow, he just misses hitting a vital organ! Mogmurch tosses a bomb that causes shrapnel to strike both her and the climbing rogue, and the spell fizzles out of her mind as she dodges the flaming pieces. Poog heals more of Reta's wounds, who decides to try her luck with her bow but misses and almost hits Chuffy. The crazed goblin pulls out a rusty blade and swings it wildly at Chuffy as he clings to the wall.

Attack vs Chuffy: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 91d4 ⇒ 2

Round 7/8

Poog
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Vorka (-15, -1 NL, 10 ft up)
Frog
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Reta (-)
Chuffy (-3)
Mogmurch

Reta eyes Chuffy's climb with a small amount of wonder, but even more suspicion. He gonna fall. Chuffy have to fall. Can't be safe! But if Chuffy kill Vorka up there, Reta not hear end of it. Reta have to try!

She drops her crossbow and rushes to the mast... both of her weapons left behind on the floor. She does her best to climb up opposite Chuffy!

Climb, bull's strength: 1d20 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 + 1 = 3

And finds herself firmly on her behind, barely having gotten off the ground. She stands up and tries again!

Climb, bull's strength: 1d20 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 + 1 = 10

Since Climb is part of a move action, I'm guessing that she can make two attempts at this in one round, though she'll have no other actions left.

"Ha ha!" Poog finds Reta's attempts at climbing to be just about the funniest thing he has seen so far today, and considering he has already seen Chuffy's pimples and boils burst all over Mogmurch's face as they wrestled, and Reta falling face first in the mud, that is really saying something. When Reta falls onto her behind, he drops everything he is holding so that he can hold his hurting ribs, "Again, again!" He screams. However, he does manage to compose himself for long enough to draw his one remaining javelin and throw it at Vorka.
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Clinging to the wall for dear life, he thrusts at Vorka again and again. "DIE. DIE. DIE. Chuffy, Master Sneak of all goblins, say you to die! Why you NOT DIE? Smartypants, what spell did Vorka 'Cheating Wigglefingers' cast? MAKE CHUFFY'S STABBY NOT STAB!" His rage and bloodlust prevent him from noticing Reta's climbing attempts.
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Mogmurch looks up at Vorka on the wall above him, and then at Chuffy climbing so bravely, and then at the flask of alchemist's fire in his hand, and then once again, back at Chuffy, and then finally back to Vorka. Then he grins an evil goblin grin, steps forward, and let's fly the flask, aiming right for the spot between Vorka's hideous eyebrows!

Chuffy (and Reta?) will take splash damage from this attack and therefore can veto it if they wish, in which case I'll do something else.

Ranged Touch attack, alchemist's fire: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (7) + 6 = 13

damage, fire: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6 a direct hit also sets the target on fire.

Splash damage = 3 fire

No veto here.

"HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT! WHY YOU BURN CHUFFY?! CHUFFY KEEL YOU NEXT!" Chuffy screams, froth flying from his mouth and boils bursting in the heat.

I'm going to call it, just has a couple HP left after that last round and is out of useful spells, so only has her weak martial attacks.

Reta tries quite unsuccessfully to climb the wall, while Poog tosses a javelin that scored a direct hit. Chuffy strikes Vorka yet again with his blade, but has obviously angered the gods as he can't seem to find a vital organ. Mogmurch hits the goblin menace with his bomb, the explosion causing her clothes to catch on fire. She tries one more weak attempt to swing her blade, but the flames prove to be too much and she falls off the wall with a crackling thud.

Out of combat!

The man-things—objects that once belonged to the crew of Kaijitsu’s Star but were left behind when the crew abandoned ship—are certainly worth something. The majority of these objects are filthy and broken, but 10 minutes or so of sorting and scavenging turns up some interesting finds. All of these items (broken and functional alike) are strangely decorative, depicting colorful serpentine dragons, towering cliffs, delicate humanoid figures, and strange pagodas—not that a goblin would know a pagoda from a tool shed. Even the filthy or broken clutter here could be worth about 600 gp to the right collector, but as they are mostly made of bamboo, exotic wood, and in some cases paper, they’re probably more fun to burn. Among the more obviously valuable objects are 140 gp, a bejeweled silver and jade lantern built to look like a coiled dragon worth 150 gp, a dozen masterwork shuriken, an ivory and gold fan depicting a gecko walking amid cherry blossoms worth 80 gp (the reverse side of this fan has been used by Vorka to draw a crude map of Brinestump, not unlike the one Scribbleface created, and contains a secret that the goblins are unlikely to decipher anytime soon), a long hairpin with a red pearl at one end worth 150 gp, a wand of create food and water with only 2 charges left, and an elixir of love in a crystal vial shaped like a heart (the vial itself is worth 50 gp).

The red chest, though, is the object of the PCs’ quest. Unlocked, it contains several fireworks. The chest itself is heavy and worth 150 gp, and there were obviously once many more fireworks within (Scribbleface managed to steal many of them by sneaking into this room while Vorka was out hunting), but those that remain should be more than enough to satisfy the chief for at least a few days. The fireworks in the chest consist of 14 Desnan candles, 20 paper candles, and seven skyrockets

Like a rabid dog, Chuffy leaps upon the fireworks. "CHUFFY FIND THEM, CHUFFY FIND THEM! CHUFFY IS HERO!" he screams, rolling around on the source of his glory. Rupturing a few boils as he nuzzles his face into the chest, he does his best to stuff as many into his pockets and bag as he can. Chief have no choice but to make Chuffy Hero of Heroes for Heroes Hero!

Poog is admiring the shininess of the gold fan when Chuffy starts screaming, after a sharp intake of breath, Poog stuffs the fan down his trousers and shouts excitedly, "FIREWORKS!!!" He rushes over to the chest and tries to push Chuffy out of the way, "Nononono! Poog always know fireworks be in chest, so Poog find them first!" He grabs at the biggest rockets he can find, and before anyone can take them away, he stuffs them down his trousers as well.

Reta looks on the chaotic scene, with Chuffy and Poog rapidly claiming fireworks and stuffing them everywhere that they will (or won't!) fit. "Fireworks belong to Chief. Don't break them." She mutters this simply, almost sotto voce, with little enthusiasm. Her mind seems occupied with other thoughts instead.

Reta supposed to be Baddest and Biggest fighter in all of Brinestump Marsh. Special picked by Chief Gutwad to capture fireworks. But Reta not do ANYTHING right! Reta not fight Lotslegs well. Reta fall in mud when fight angry horse. Reta barely hit any dog--or frog! Reta never even hit Vorka. Other goblins do all work, and Reta dogslicer barely blooded....

....just like a Chief! The corners of her mouth begin curling upwards, her face breaking into its natural toothy grin. Reta act just like a Chief! Delegate! Let others do work, but gain glory of leader. Reta still biggest and baddest, maybe even biggest biggest and baddest baddest now!

"DON'T BREAK THEM!!!" She screams, her confidence returned. "Fireworks belong to Chief Gutwad," and to Reta after, "you break fireworks, Chief not get joy of watching burn from them! Take out of pants, and put back in crate! We carry crate back so fireworks safe for Chief!"

Mogmurch watches his companions with amusement, safe in the knowledge that only he truly understands the real import of these fireworks, and certain that, once they return to the village, the Chief will be sure to assign him the task of cataloging and maintaining this treasure trove. He begins to salivate, imagining the endless hours of amusement he will have in his lab, and the fireworks that will, inevitably, "get wet" and "have to discard", so sad, and then the glory he will have experimenting with the candles and skyrockets that will all be his, his, his HIS!!!!

"Yes, yes, very good. Minions need to carry fireworks back to village so that Mogm-- so that Chief Gutwad can decide what to do with them. But be very careful, no need to explode fireworks in your pants, though that definitely be very funny, but also waste of good fireworks, you need expert - that's me - to show you how to use. For now, you just carry."

Poog jumps at Reta's suddenly commanding voice, and reluctantly stuffs his hands down his pants and pulls out a rocket, "Poog just making sure Chuffy not break fireworks!" He says as convincingly as he can while pouting, and carefully places the rocket in the big chest, "Now Poog knows fireworks be safe, Poog puts them back." He starts retrieving the other rockets and bombs from his pants, conveniently forgetting that one paper candle...

He stares at the chest, pouting, Stupid Reta! Stupid Mogmurch! They not even do much but get kicked or licked! Why they get credit for fireworks when Poog did everything? Except... Maybe Chuffy do somethings too, but Poog definitely do most work! He kicks the bottom of the chest sullenly and walks around the cabin, picking up every shiny thing he can find to make up for the disappointment, "Mogmurch right! Minions need to carry fireworks back. So Chuffy and Reta and Mogmurch carry big chest while Poog follow with rest of loot!"

"Chuffy do what Chuffy want!" he yells defiantly. "Chuffy want to bring fireworks to Chief in pants!" Chuffy begins waddling out of the room, barely able to swing his legs around to walk. His pants legs straining to contain the bulging mass with every step. "If Reta so worried about Chief, Reta bring chest! Chuffy has fireworks for Chief!" When Chuffy is Chief Chuffy, Chief Chuffy kill Reta first.

Poog ruefully watches Chuffy waddle away, but smiles evilly when he notices a fuse sticking out. He points towards the fuse, whispers a prayer to Zarongel, and a puff of smoke wafts from his finger, "Huh!?" He shakes his hand around for a bit and tries again, this time not even smoke escapes from his fingers, Stupid Vorka! Used up all my flames!

"Chief Gutwad be so happy with me, I mean, with us! He sure to make us knights of the goblin realm! Then you all can eat as much turf as you want, while I do important work of caring for the fireworks. What a great day for all of us!"

Mogmurch is pleased that his minions have properly stowed the fireworks for lugging back to the village and that none of them have wasted any of the precious treasure with their usual shenanigans. He looks around to make sure that the rest of the treasure has also been properly stowed, taking particular interest to carefully store the wand for later investigation.

"Before we leave, better look upstairs in case Vorka have more loot!"

Before carrying the load of fireworks back to the village, the goblins decide to make sure there aren't any more hidden about the boat. They head up the ladder to the second level to explore the other room. This room is a blood-splattered chamber of horror. Dead rodents, snakes, and birds have been variously nailed, tied, and hung around the walls. At the far end of the room, a large cauldron bubbles over an iron stove set against the aft wall, its stovepipe chimney extending up through the ceiling. A bloody burlap sack sits on the floor next to the stove. The center of the room contains a long, rickety table surrounded by chairs that contain several grisly decorations—a whole family of skeletal goblins, their bones bleached white and bound together by reeds and twine. In one cauldron is a heart and the left arm of a goblin stewing and sticking out of a burlap sack in the corner is a uniquely branded face of none other than Scribbleface.

But the more pressing issue is the creature Standing in the center of the room growling and barking. A hulking, rheumy-eyed, lumbering cur bigger than most goblins! From the stories told of Vorka, this must be none other then her vicious pet, Cuddles!

Mogmurch
Reta
Poog
Chuffy
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Cuddles

@GM, has my mutagen expired? I took it just before we entered the room with Vorka and it lasts for 10 minutes.

Mogmurch stares into the room with interest. From the decor, it appears that Vorka was his kind of goblin. Or would be if he weren't dead. The cauldron in particular seems quite amusing...

Mogmurch is startled from his reverie by the realization that he can smell Cuddles' fetid breath, just a few feet away. Finally, a chance to kill a dog before his hated companions interfere! Quickly, he pulls a flask of acid from his pouch and lets fly...

Ranged touch attack, 2nd range increment, cover?: 1d20 + 6 - 2 ⇒ (4) + 6 - 2 = 8
damage, acid: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

Ugh, even flat-footed, I assume that's a miss. Splash damage will be 3 acid.

Miss direction, 1 is towards Mogmurch: 1d8 ⇒ 6

That may or may not do splash damage to Cuddles. The acid should go two squares away (due to 2nd range increment) but there's a wall preventing that. If that means that the acid lands in the square next to Cuddles then he takes 3 acid splash damage.

Regardless of the result, Mogmurch swears at Reta for once again inserting her fat head in the way!

Reta is marveling at how the dog even came to be up here on an upper level. Vorka teach dog to climb. Impressive! But her reverie at this minor amazement is interrupted by Mogmurch's insult.

"Reta fat head... Reta not even doing anything yet!"

She steps into the room, where she tries to remove the dog's own fat head.

Poog will have fully healed Reta before they continued exploring. ;)

CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6

"Maybe that's the problem; Reta never do anything yet!" Poog says as he runs into the room beside her, "I bet Reta just watch as Poog kill stupid dog... Then fall over!" He starts laughing as he swipes his special dogslicer at the hideous cuddles. Catching a glimpse of the scribbleface's head peaking out of the sack only makes him laugh more, brimming with confidence now that he singlehandedly killed Vorka.

Atk. Gorge of Gluttons: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 2 = 16
Dmg. Slashing: 1d4 ⇒ 3

After Poog and Reta have entered the room, Chuffy makes his move. Eager for more blood, he ducks in behind the poor pooch and slices at it's soft underbelly! "Chuffy slice you and dice you and cut you up! Maybe even put you in stew with Scribblesface, THE FORBIDDEN ONE!"
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The goblins catch Cuddles off guard and quickly begin attacking before the hound can react. Mogmurch tosses a flask of acid that goes wide, but strikes the wall with enough force to spray the corrosive liquid onto the creature. Reta, Poog, and Chuffy all put their dogslicers to use doing what they do best, and leave several deep gashes on the pooch. Cuddles lets loose a blood curdling roar, sending chills down anyone near, before sinking its teeth deep into Poog's leg while pulling him to the ground.

P,R,C: 1d3 ⇒ 1
Attack vs : 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 211d6 + 5 ⇒ (4) + 5 = 9
Trip: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21

Round 2

Mogmurch
Reta
Poog (-9, prone)
Chuffy
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Cuddles (-13)

Mutagen would still be active, but all other buffs are probably gone unless they lasted 10 min or more. You could try to topple the cauldron if you wanted to. I'll take a Str or Bull rush attempt.

"Aaaaagh!" Poog screams and flails his arms and legs about on the floor, wiggling around like a fish out of water, "DON'T LET IT EAT ME!!!" He lashes out with his dogslicer, too scared to stand up with the big ugly dog growling and drooling over him.
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"Hahahahaha! Dog make you fall! Maybe you join Scribbleface in stew! Slobber in his ears dog, SLOBBER IN HIS EARS!" Chuffy laughs hysterically, barely holding on to his dogslicer as he points and shudders with glee.

Poog still flailing on the floor, Chuffy tries to thrust his slicer in between one of Cuddles' ribs, still cackling at the sight.
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Reta eyes the cauldron with interest, curious if she could upturn it on the dog. Reta definitely strong enough, but Cuddles definitely bite Reta if she try to go around. I know, what if Reta go through dog?

She drops her dogslicer and leaps on top of the furry animal, a loud gutteral scream escaping her oversized noggin as she tries to get its paws pinned to its body so she can safely climb over it.

Mogmurch glares into the room at the heap of goblins swarming over Cuddles. They perfectly positioned for me to hit them all with the delicious splash from my acid flask! But then who carry fireworks back to village? Hrm, conundrum....

Deciding that it's better not to risk the death of any of his porters, Mogmurch enters the room to try to heal Poog.

Mogmurch's movement will provoke an AoO from Cuddles (though Cuddles may have already used his AoO when Reta attempted to grapple him, and also if his grappled by Reta then he can't take an AoO).

I'm a bit confused about whether my extract of CLW functions the same as a potion or if it's more like a spell that allows me to cast CLW on someone else. That is, can I a) move action to enter the room b) standard action to cast CLW on Poog by drinking my extract? Or do I have to a) move action to enter the room and b) move action to retrieve the extract (just as I would a potion) and then, next round c) give the extract to Poog to drink? Thanks for any guidance - I haven't played an alchemist before...

In any case, if using an extract to heal Poog this round is possible, then:
CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8

I'm a bit confused about whether my extract of CLW functions the same as a potion or if it's more like a spell that allows me to cast CLW on someone else. That is, can I a) move action to enter the room b) standard action to cast CLW on Poog by drinking my extract? Or do I have to a) move action to enter the room and b) move action to retrieve the extract (just as I would a potion) and then, next round c) give the extract to Poog to drink? Thanks for any guidance - I haven't played an alchemist before...

You may not be able to heal Poog with your extract. Alchemist (and Investigator) extracts can normally only be used on the Alchemist himself. The Infusion Discovery allows the Alchemist to share extracts with others, but at 1st level, you don't have any Discoveries yet.

Thank you kind and wise GM! :P

Player Name: Zin Z'arin (Rob Riemersma)
Character Name: Rocko William
PFS #: 192785-10
Faction: Dark Archive

This is the same character, but I've changed his name. Nothing else changes.

Thanks!

Many thanks for running, GM! Are you interested in continuing for We Be 5uper Goblins? (I think that's the final one in the series?). Is the rest of the group interested in continuing? I'm up for it if everyone else is!

I am considering the possibilities of it Mogmurch. As it stands, that would be the last one in the series. I don't like how I handled this one. Personal life, work, what-have-you really kicked me hard and I don't feel I was able to give this one the appropriate attention.

That said, I have several games ending in the near future and that may be what changes my ability to GM. Though...I'm not sure.

As it stands I'm leaving in a week to go fishing for a few days in an area without cell phone signals or internet. Hopefully that helps me clear my head. It will certainly help me distance myself from work for a few days. Then I have a local con that I help run. This means it'll be the first or second week of May before I'd be able to start any new scenarios anyway.

I should have chronicles for this last one ready in another day or two. After that, if the interest in my running the last one is here, let me give it some thought.

I'm definitely interested in concluding the series with you, RePete. I have no problem taking a couple of weeks in the meantime though.

Thanks again for running this with us!

Chronicles are here!!!!

Let me know if there are any issues with them.

Oooh, those are nice boons. Got it, thanks again!

I'd be up for another game down the road, let me know. :D

P.S. I totally understand if you can't get the bandwidth to run it soon-ish or at all. Good luck with personal stuffs, they can be rough.

I'd be down for the final bout, but you do you first GM! Thanks for the game and the sheet!

Chronicles look great and no worries about taking a break. Thanks for running for us and if you decide you'd like to GM the final scenario I'm definitely up for it. Hope you enjoy your fishing trip!