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All knowing teller of tales

Welcome!

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DM Iron-Dice email:
iron-dice at DrunkGoblin dot com

Enjoy!


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Male Goblin Sorcerer (Fire Elemental) 1

Post will be up in a bit. Have to get some stuff done around the house first.


All knowing teller of tales
Thud THUD wrote:
"Big Chief, I now know what is best in life- to CRUSH the HUMANS, DRIVE their DOGS before you, and hear the LAMENTATIONS of their HORSES!!!"

ROTFL! That's awesome. I really need a shirt with a Piazo Goblin siting cross-legged on a table holding a dogslicer. Surrounded with that quote.

The new movie look awesome to me, BTW. I've been a fan of the Conan novels and comics since before the first move. The dude playing Conan did a great job on Game of Thrones (HBO).


Goblin Barbarian 1
DM Iron-Dice wrote:
ROTFL! That's awesome. I really need a shirt with a Piazo Goblin siting cross-legged on a table holding a dogslicer. Surrounded with that quote.

thanks- hey, that would be a great T-shirt. Quick, get me Jacobs on the horn!

DM Iron-Dice wrote:
The new movie look awesome to me, BTW. I've been a fan of the Conan novels and comics since before the first move. The dude playing Conan did a great job on Game of Thrones (HBO).

I'm unfortunately skeptical about the new movie. I mean who could top Ah-nold in the original. (i talked my step-dad into taking me to see it in the theater when I was like 12, heh. yea, gratuitous sex and violence! great memory.)

from the previews i've seen it looks like CGI abuse. overdoing the computer effects usually just cheapens a film for me. le sigh. I haven't seen Game of Thrones yet. I can't wait til it's out on DVD. I just ordered the latest book!


Male Goblin Sorcerer (Fire Elemental) 1

I have been delayed by computer issues. I should have something put together by Thursday though.


All knowing teller of tales

Thanks for the heads up. I'll DM-PC as needed. Jump back in anytime!


Goblin Barbarian 1

DM:
I don't know if Thud is the best candidate, but he could tell the lottalegs story if you like. just drop it under a spoiler for me here.


All knowing teller of tales

SPOILER for Thud:
This is all common Goblin knowledge. I thought a 1st person ghost story or two would be more fun than a generic wall of background text. Plus it might kill some time whyle wraping up the dares.

Lots-legs Eat Goblin Babies Many: There are plenty of giant bugs in the swamp, but of late, the giant spider known as "Lots-legs Eat Goblin Babies Many" (known more often simply as “Lots-legs,”) is the most notorious. The giant spider lives somewhere in the marsh between the Licktoad village and the coast, and the route that Scribbleface’s map shows leads right through the giant spider’s territory.


All knowing teller of tales

Great story Thud! I was laughing out loud imaging all the goblins screaming and running away. Funny if some other goblin shook the bushed. Peter Jackson should put that scene in a movie somewhere. The We be Goblins movie!


All knowing teller of tales

Perhaps for future encounters, we should average initiative and have all PC's go as a group, and all opponents, NPC etc go as a group. Seems it would flow smoother for a PbP game. That's how it's done in another I'm playing in.

Comments or suggestions?


Goblin Barbarian 1

that sounds fine to me. it can get kind of clunky when the opponents are in the middle of the pack.


Sounds good to me.


Male Goblin Sorcerer (Fire Elemental) 1

No issue here.

No sure if you want a craft check for the Lots-Legs Staff. I don't intend to use it as a weapon, just as a symbol.


All knowing teller of tales

All these Saturday posts were great fun! I'm off to work now. Will try to post tonight, if not then Sunday AM before heading out to see Captain America. Things are going to ramp up once were past Lots-Legs eats Goblin Babies Many.


All knowing teller of tales
Thok Burnskin wrote:
No sure if you want a craft check for the Lots-Legs Staff. I don't intend to use it as a weapon, just as a symbol.

I skipped over you post. Sorry.

A big scary hairy shaman voodoo stick is very cool.
If you ever want to make a tool or a weapon, then you would apply your craft skill to that.


SPIDERGOB - BEST SONG EVER!
NOW I WILL HAVE THAT IN MY HEAD ALL DAY LONG TOMORROW.


DM Iron-Dice wrote:
A big scary hairy shaman voodoo stick is very cool.

Did someone say Voodoo? btw my favorite verse of SPider Thud-

In the chill of the marsh
His vengeance is harsh
He likes streaking at night
That Thud, he's alright


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voodoo chili wrote:


Did someone say Voodoo? btw my favorite verse of SPider Thud-

We do voodoo as you do too.

Thanks for following our misadventure voodoo chili


Look at name fool what you think? Goblin

You remind me of a man, a man with the power...


All knowing teller of tales

Hey guys. A quick Q;

Do creatures need the keyword "touch" to make a touch attack?
Example; the giant rat the attacked Thud had no touch keyword for it's bite, so it a standard melee attack correct?


Male Goblin Sorcerer (Fire Elemental) 1

That would be correct. Use spells as an example for this: Some have range touch, some have melee. I think one or two you actually have to hit with a full melee attack.


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Thok Burnskin wrote:
That would be correct. Use spells as an example for this: Some have range touch, some have melee. I think one or two you actually have to hit with a full melee attack.

Thanks for the conformation. I wanted to make sure I had not missed the one one single line printed somewhere that said otherwise.


Goblin Barbarian 1

yep. a bite would have to get through armor and is a regular melee attack.

btw, i'm gonna take advantage of the forest not burning at the moment and go camping for a few days. i'll be back sunday


All knowing teller of tales

I should be back to the faster two-ish posts a day by Monday. Hectic all week here, keeping me from the important stuff like GM duties.

heee Iron-Dicz sayzes doodiez. Whahaaaaaaa.

doodiez


All knowing teller of tales

If anyone saw the double post with a different dice result, my apologies. I had no idea that post was there and never saw that result until after making the post that is up now.

Not sure how that happened, but it was not me messing with any results. There would be no fun in that.


All knowing teller of tales

Alright gang,

Assuming some or all you you survive and return as the greatest Licktoad heroes ever, whats next?

Will you settle down and relive your glory day, or go forth and peruse greater adventures?

If you want to continue, what sort of adventure or goals would you Goblins like to go after?

Anyone pick up the "Goblins of Golarion" book? Lots of cool stuff in there to add in for level 2 Goblins.


Goblin Barbarian 1

DM ID,
I'm really enjoying myself and continuing it would be fun, BUTT i went a bit overboard and i'm in too many games now. I guess i feel if i'm to remain sane and have a life, i ought to keep this to a one-shot. i'll read along if you continue though.

btw I LOVED Goblins of Golarion! i'm planning a little encounter with the Reefrunners in my freebooter campaign.

and thanks again for running this : )


All knowing teller of tales
Thud THUD wrote:

DM ID,

I guess i feel if i'm to remain sane and have a life, i ought to keep this to a one-shot.

I hear 'ya! It's easy to get drawn in with all the great AP's out there.

In any case, I'll be running something when this wraps up. Not sure if it will be a homebrew Goblins adventure, or a published PF module or AP.

All of you would get first shot as a PC if the new game is of interest. This group is great.


Look at name fool what you think? Goblin
DM Iron-Dice wrote:
Thud THUD wrote:

DM ID,

I guess i feel if i'm to remain sane and have a life, i ought to keep this to a one-shot.

I hear 'ya! It's easy to get drawn in with all the great AP's out there.

In any case, I'll be running something when this wraps up. Not sure if it will be a homebrew Goblins adventure, or a published PF module or AP.

All of you would get first shot as a PC if the new game is of interest. This group is great.

Sounds awesome love your dming style


I would love to continue on other Great Gob Adventures.
As this is my first PBP I am enjoying playing with this Awesome Group!


Male Goblin Sorcerer (Fire Elemental) 1

I would definatly love to continue playing in one of your games.


All knowing teller of tales

NEXT GAME:

  • Rise of the Licktoads

    A gripping tale about not much at all.
    A small Goblin tribe tries to rise to grater heights by raiding, pillaging and plundering more that has ever been done before.
    Prepare for Goblins fighting Humans. Goblins fighting Goblins. Humans fighting Goblins.
    Dares, trials, pranks and spanks.

    This should be a quick jaunt into the routine and culture of Goblin life in Verisha. Expect play to go to about 5th level, give or take, or until the novelty wears thin.

    Goblins are nasty, evil and vile (from the Human's point of view), so we'll ramp that up a bit.

    I strongly urge getting a copy of Goblins of Golarion, as that will dictate most of the adventure. Core and some APG, no ultimate whatnots for this one please.

    If you have any aspiration for your Gobs, please post them. We'll level up after the conclusion and go from there!

  • DM Iron-Dice


  • Look at name fool what you think? Goblin

    That...sounds...AWESOME!!!


    That does sound Awesome.

    Gobs are cool, Gobs are neat.
    Gobs can't be beat!!!!


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    Really want this shirt. DM Iron Dice ordered one but I am hoping to get it first. :)


    Male Goblin Sorcerer (Fire Elemental) 1

    Why yes, I have been waiting for a chance to use that line for quite some time now.


    Grimlek hope everything is working out. No power sucks especially during the summer months.


    Male Goblin Sorcerer (Fire Elemental) 1

    I agree.


    All knowing teller of tales

    Me third. I live in Florida and know first hand how miserable and stressful hurricane aftermaths can be. Here's hoping that things go easy and smooth.


    All knowing teller of tales

    Very clever with the antics on the rigging Thok. That was a lot of fun.


    Look at name fool what you think? Goblin

    YAY! Power's back! Going through 8 billion posts but I'm back!


    Grimlek Longtrunk wrote:
    YAY! Power's back! Going through 8 billion posts but I'm back!

    Glad to know you are safe and now have power back.

    Hope everything else is good.


    All knowing teller of tales

    Hey guys, I'm still here! I wouldn't bale on my gobbers. Some life happened, so it's been work, sleep, repeat.
    I plan to back up and PbPing by tonight.


    Hey everyone,

    Question on Dying -
    My Gob has been reduced to -4 HP. My question is when I am rolling my Constitution check with my -4 do I also add my Constitution modifier. Example 1d20-4+1
    Thanks!

    Dying: A dying creature is unconscious and near death. Creatures that have negative hit points and have not stabilized are dying. A dying creature can take no actions. On the character's next turn, after being reduced to negative hit points (but not dead), and on all subsequent turns, the character must make a DC 10 Constitution check to become stable. The character takes a penalty on this roll equal to his negative hit point total.


    All knowing teller of tales

    Hey Grimlek, funny thing. I was just checking if the DM for my RofRL game (DM_Todd) had posted to any of his other games (been MIA for over two weeks), and noticed your a player in his Serpent Skull game. Not sure if it was worth mentioning, but I did anyway.


    Look at name fool what you think? Goblin

    Yeah we haven't heard from him in a long time. I hope he's doing ok. I know he said that work was crazy busy right now for him.


    All knowing teller of tales

    Hey gang,

    There are so many awesome Paizo adventures out there that I'm going to run one of them next and keep the Goblin sequel on the back burner until I have some time and inspiration to feed into it.

    As before, everyone here is encouraged to participate. I'll be running an ongoing series of shorter adventures made up of modules and/or PF society adventures. (Society adventures would be played as home games so no PFS rules or reporting)

    My PbP GM goal is to provide a loosely connected series of "episodic" adventures. Starting at 1st level and running as long as we can keep it going.

    I have two starting points I'm interested in. Let me know if you have a preference.

    Pathfinder Module: The Godsmouth Heresy
    or
    The three PFS into adventures.

    As time goes on I'll weave in rival factions, recurring characters and themes etc.

    Let me know if you want in. You guys get first crack at PC choices, then I'll recruit any additional PC's as needed. 4-5 total I think is a good number.


    Glop's Alter ego wants in!
    I have no preference as to which adventure we run. All adventures are good ones, unless I die. (really do not like the dying part)

    I think I would either like to be elf ranger or human cleric. Waiting to see what everyone else chooses.

    Looking forward to it!


    I am all over this, and it doesn't matter which. I think I might try a Human Samurai.

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