Curse of the Cube's Crypt (subSPUF Mummy's Mask) (Inactive)

Game Master Idiot Cube

Aww, so close.

Talos approaches the sarcophagus...and is promptly ambushed by a small iron cobra hiding behind it!

Bite: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7

It lunges at him, but misses horribly.

5d20 ⇒ (1, 14, 17, 13, 19) = 64
1d20 ⇒ 8

Sneferka.

"Well, at least it isn't the sarcophagus attacking us this time..."

Sneferka decides to heal himself, on the off chance that the metal cobra decides to eat him.

Last heal of the day, I believe. Empowering as a swift

Heal: 1d8 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10

Nvm, that gets me back up to full

The metal cobra decides to continue eating the closest, axe-wielding morsel.

Bite: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 3 = 15
Damage: 1d10 + 10 ⇒ (2) + 10 = 12

Its fangs proves to be surprisingly powerful, rendering poor Talos unconscious in one hit, AND injecting poison into his veins!

You're at -3 HP. Also, make a Fort save, DC 11.

Everyone be up!

1d20 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6

really

Talos takes 1d2 ⇒ 2 CON damage. He looks slightly more not alive.

Ptolem steps in and HULK SMASHes it.

Swift Encouraging Roar (everyone gets +2 attack/damage), Standard Primal Wrath.

PRIMAL WRATH: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 6 = 18
Damage: 2d4 + 15 ⇒ (3, 1) + 15 = 19

The cobra barely dodges the ranseur.

F@$~ING TINY B&!$~~+*

Kael scurries over to Talos and attempts to stabilize him.

Heal: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (12) + 11 = 23

Talos stops getting more not alive. But he still needs to fight off the poison.

Sneferka and Laleh

Sneferka whips the cobra, hoping that it'll make a dent this time.

Attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (10) + 7 = 17
Damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

Spoilers: It won't

Whoosh whoosh miss miss.

Corv's gone until Sunday, so it's beep-boop-bot time.

Laleh casts Bless, then moves to flank the snake with Ptolem.

Ptolem now has an additional +3 to hit, and the rest of you have +1.

Then the snake tries to take a bite out of 1d4 ⇒ 3 Ptolem!

Nom: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 3 = 11

Luckily it seems to be just as bad at hitting you as you are at hitting it!

It provokes for approaching (and if it's Tiny keep in mind that it provokes from anyone it attacks since it has to enter their square).

AoO: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14

Ptolem swings and misses as it approaches. Then, frustrated, he tries to smash it with the butt of his Ranseur.

Attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (13) + 4 = 17

But can't hit the B%&~!@#& AC tiny snake.

I forgot to mention, I step back 5 ft.

Also missed the +3 to-hit! If a 20 doesn't hit I'm fleeing from the invincible snek, so here's damage. =)

Shield Bash: 1d4 + 1d6 + 6 ⇒ (2) + (1) + 6 = 9

Also, everyone else is up. Talos, Laleh, Kael, Sneferka all again.

Ah, that was +3 including the flanking bonus. But then it moved away from her to get to you. Which is a shame, because a 20 WOULD hit.

I can't flank if it's in my square?

It's Small, not Tiny.

That's a bigass snake.

Yeah, I hear that a lot. B)

"I'm too sober for this s*~@." Laleh mumbles, as she resumes flanking the snek and waves her rapier at it.

Aid: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20

So +1 from Bless, +2 from flanking, and +2 from aid.

fort: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14

fort: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15

fort: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 4 = 23

Talos stops becoming less not poisoned.

Sneferka lets it whip again.

Attack: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (17) + 8 = 25
Damage: 1d6 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

Sneferka whaps it right on the head...and it doesn't look the least bit hurt.

Kael.

Kael channels some energy, ignorant of his friend's now truly stable condition. Ignorant like he is of basically everything.

The backed-by-god Powers: Channel Chasers: 1d6 ⇒ 2

Talos gets more alive, but not alive enough to wake up. He's at -1.

The snek snappy snaps at 1d2 ⇒ 1 Laleh!

1d20 + 3 ⇒ (10) + 3 = 13

But she dodges it with drunken grace.

Ptolem tries smashy smash snek.

RANSEUR PLS: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (16) + 9 = 25
Damage: 2d4 + 9 ⇒ (1, 3) + 9 = 13

Ptolem FINALLY hits it. If it were possible to represent a creature's health and well-being as a single number, you would probably have reduced it by half.

yay

Laleh STD's Ptolem on the flank.

AIDS jokes are funny: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 5 = 22

Sneferkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Sneferka tries helping Ptolem!

Aid Another: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 15

1d3 ⇒ 3

Sneferka is its next target...

1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16

And it's not even close babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

Ptolem steps in to flank with someone, ANYONE and smashes it with the butt of his polearm.

ATTACK!: 1d20 + 4 + 2 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 4 + 2 + 2 + 2 = 20
Damage: 1d4 + 1d6 + 9 ⇒ (2) + (3) + 9 = 14

Ptolem snaps it in two. It gives out some raspy, metallic hisses, and then stops moving.

"Finally. Why is everything in here made of stone or metal?"

Ptolem opens the sarcophagus.

#YOLO

"Well, I mean, it IS a crypt..."

The moment Ptolem opens the sarcophagus, he is ASSAULTED!

...By a sense of anticlimax. Because there is nothing inside the sarcophagus except the mummified remains of Akhentepi. Also a funerary mask worth 500 gp.

In addition, the gold leaf decorating the sarcophagus is worth a total of 100 gp, if you take the time to salvage it. (And why wouldn't you?)

The two chests are unlocked and untrapped. One of them holds a disintegrating cloth sack filled with 500 gp, as well as a small, well-preserved darkwood coffer worth 50 gp. Inside the coffer are two potions, an ornate lapis and carnelian pendant worth 70 gp, and an assortment of carnelian, lapis lazuli, and turquoise semiprecious stones worth a total of 55 gp.

The other holds a suit of padded armor. Based on all the depictions you've seen of Akhentepi in battle, this was clearly his armor. Those of you with Detect Magic notice that it is magical.

Also, Talos is still unconscious.

Ptolem does not particularly care.

"What's special about the armor?"

Kael is the only one with a rank in Spellcraft. So uh...good luck.

Kael decides to spend his remaining two heals to get Talos back on his feet.

Chanel Energi: 1d6 ⇒ 3
The new fragrance for men: 1d6 ⇒ 1

And then shuffles over to look at what all the others are looking at.

Spellcraft: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24

And...

Oh, wait...you didn't prepare Detect Magic. But I hate to see a lucky roll go to waste, so...whatever.

Akhentipi's Armor is a suit of +1 stanching padded armor. It is a traditional Osirian design, consisting of a quilted cuirass of lightweight, breathable linen; a linen kilt; and a teardrop-shaped groin guard of stiffened linen. Besides its anti-bleeding properties, Akhentepi's armor grants its wearer a sense of impending danger. Once per day as a free action when the wearer attempts an initiative check, he can add a +3 insight bonus on that check.

Talos wakes up, still heavily wounded (3 hp).

shoot sorry

"Well, let's gather up all the treasure and leave this place! All in all it's a decent enough start."

"Imagine all the parties these things could fund!"

Laleh looks around. "Or um... Maybe more responsible things too. Maybe."

"Aight, sounds good yeah." Kael mumbles before turning to Talos and extending a hand. "Up you go, mate."

"Uggh.....,, did we win?....." Talos said groggily, getting up with kaels help.

"Yes. I am victorious. "