BurritoMaker - A Kingmaker Campaign

Game Master MJinthePitt


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Sovereign Court

Never mind about the selling stuff but I was still curious if the swag list was up to date and if Oleg gave us anymore credit.


Male Human Game Master 14 / Computer Tech 8 / Programmer 1

i will be running late tonight. Not feeling well.

Lantern Lodge

Male Human (I think) Student 3/Bum 1

Zack Zack's Health Rolls

1d10 ⇒ 10
1d10 ⇒ 9

Lantern Lodge

Male Human (I think) Student 3/Bum 1
Zachman08 wrote:

Zack Zack's Health Rolls

1d10
1d10

Seriously? My half orc gets like 20 HP and the Kobold has 32! WTF Board Roller...


Zachman08 wrote:
Zachman08 wrote:

Zack Zack's Health Rolls

1d10
1d10

Seriously? My half orc gets like 20 HP and the Kobold has 32! WTF Board Roller...

He's awesome!


Male Human Game Master 14 / Computer Tech 8 / Programmer 1

Quick note, Garrett searches for traps (1d20 + 10 ⇒ (18) + 10 = 28) on Sirnef's crucified body (disarming any if applicable, 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (2) + 11 = 13). Asking for help from anyone who will give it (Issac will help him), then takes the body down from the wall. Garrett ignores the wolf, as Garrett doesn't care for "were-creatures." Garrett will take the body back to Oleg's to bury, after seeing how there are zombies around the perimeter of the fort he doesn't want to take any chances.

EDIT: Of course my die roll for the disarm roll is a f'in 2, and the perception is an 18. MJ if I need any bonuses, let me know. Issac will buff Garrett's check in anyway he can if any traps are found.

on a side note:

"There's always treasure around somewhere. Detecting where it's hidden is a vital skill. Don't let your GM ever convince you that there's no treasure in a particular place.

If it comes right down to it, you can unscrew the doors and take them away to sell them. Those things can be expensive - especially if the GM has tried to make them fancy and difficult to get through. Remember that: The harder a place is to get into, the more valuable the security fittings are." ~Darths & Droids (great webcomic)

Sovereign Court

Despite the fact that Garrett seems uneasy around Leroy, he will insist that he helps to remove Sirnef's body from the fort wall.

PoisonToast wrote:


If it comes right down to it, you can unscrew the doors and take them away to sell them.

MJ, I take all the doors. The place almost cost us an entire party so it has to have really expensive doors...

On a serious note, I do attempt to grab as many bear traps as possible. That is if Garrett is willing to help me find/disarm them.


Male Human Game Master 14 / Computer Tech 8 / Programmer 1
Please Don't Kill Me wrote:
On a serious note, I do attempt to grab as many bear traps as possible. That is if Garrett is willing to help me find/disarm them.

Garrett will help as long as his fortitude allows him (having been tortured and all)

On another side note: Sometimes the fate of the world or the universe really does come down to a single die roll...


There are no traps on Sirnef's body. Though now I'm disappointed I didn't think of that. And I'm not sure if there are actually any doors left in this place. It really is kind of a s%**ty fort.

Lantern Lodge

Male Human (I think) Student 3/Bum 1

If there is, before Zack-Zack leaves he breaks all the doors.

Sovereign Court

Zachman08 wrote:
If there is, before Zack-Zack leaves he breaks all the doors.

You whore...


Seriously, I'm really annoyed I didn't think to put a trap on Sirnef's body. Garrett totally would have missed it with that roll!

The body's chest explodes outwards and thousands of tiny spiders pour down onto Garrett!

Sovereign Court

MJinthePitt wrote:


The body's chest explodes outwards and thousands of tiny spiders pour down onto Garrett!

And if being held captive by the Staglord for over a week didn't destroy Garrett's psyche his dead friends chest exploding on him as he is engulfed in spiders sure would have...

Lantern Lodge

Male Human (I think) Student 3/Bum 1

Zack Zack's New Health Rolls

1d8 ⇒ 8
1d8 ⇒ 7

Lantern Lodge

Male Human (I think) Student 3/Bum 1

Link to Iron Kingdoms is over here

http://paizo.com/campaigns/WelcomeToTheWhelpStompers1stSquadTheLuckyOnes/ga meplay&page=last


Male Human Game Master 14 / Computer Tech 8 / Programmer 1

Hey MJ where are you? I need stuff to make stuff for stuff or something...

Sovereign Court

Give me all the Stuff!


PoisonToast wrote:
Hey MJ where are you? I need stuff to make stuff for stuff or something...

Hold yinz horses ... I'm putting stuff on stuff, so that I can post the stuff so you can do stuff with the stuff I've got.


Male Human Game Master 14 / Computer Tech 8 / Programmer 1
MJinthePitt wrote:
PoisonToast wrote:
Hey MJ where are you? I need stuff to make stuff for stuff or something...
Hold yinz horses ... I'm putting stuff on stuff, so that I can post the stuff so you can do stuff with the stuff I've got.

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HAHAHA! BUT!


"With the heart of the Stolen Lands explored and the bandits who ruled there scattered, the long-contested realm finally lies open for pioneers and settlers to stake their claims. Amid the rush of opportunistic travelers, the PCs find themselves stewards over a new domain, tasked with the responsibility of guiding and guarding a fledgling nation struggling to grow upon a treacherous borderland. Yet the threats to this new nation quickly prove themselves greater than mere bandits and wild beasts, as the monstrous natives of the hills and forests rampage forth to slaughter all who have trespassed upon their territory. Can the PCs hold the land they've fought so hard to explore and tame? Or will their legend be just one more lost to the fangs of the Stolen Lands?

Let's do this thing!


Soon ...

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