Ashardaldon Series - Unoptimized KK (Inactive)

Game Master Freddy Honeycutt

Hmmm...maybe I am over damaging myself. *Shrug* Still, better over than under, kind of thing. ;)[

Xane does sigh a little and relaxes some more as Gurukk's power soothes some more of her battle pain,

"So, what's to be done with these Gobs, then?" She asks no one in particular.

As you try to recover from what is going on in goblinville, and all the goblin babies are crying.....

A door opens

A group surges forth consisting of three hobgoblins and four goblins. Behind them a goblin king and queen also move forward.

Initiative
1d20 + 6 ⇒ (3) + 6 = 9

Hung out here too darn long..... ; )

As you try to recover from what is going on in goblinville, and all the goblin babies are crying.....

A door opens

A group surges forth consisting of three hobgoblins and four goblins. Behind them a goblin king and queen also move forward.

Initiative
1d20+6

Hung out here too darn long..... ; )

Or just long enough!

Initiative 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

I agree with Gurukk!

Respen points to the envoy of goblins and yells in goblin, "They came to finish you off, since the others failed!
Don't Worry we will protect you!"

Bluff:1d20 + 7 ⇒ (16) + 7 = 23
Init:1d20 ⇒ 8
I never give up trying hehe

The crying of goblin babies continues as Respen speaks.

It also appears Respen has won initiative for the group!

"You are up!

Gurukk will attack a hobgoblin with his 0 level Ray of Fire

Touch Attack 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (11) + 1 = 12
Fire Damage 1d3 ⇒ 3

Thedrin attempts to safely weave through the foot traffic and put himself next to the ugly female goblin at the back.

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (3) + 11 = 14

Respen throws sneezing powder at the middle hobgoblin or which ever creature has the most around him. "Ha! Only those possessed by the druid will sneeze from this powder! Ha!"

Sneeze powder throw:1d20 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 2 = 18
Sneezing Powder duration:1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

Initiative:1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9

Xane stands casually and points her sword at those marauding newcomers in the room,

"Fee! Fie! Foe! Fum!"

"I be Xane...and you be FUN!"

Intimidate:1d20 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 = 21 (Unskilled, but hopefully points for trying.) Five foot steps towards combat.

Then she walks towards the new enemies, raising her sword and preparing to swing at anything that comes in range.

I am ready for public berating and humiliation for delay of game....

Map

The baddies burst into the room, and the caltrops and crates are still in place.....

let me know if I need to make any changes.

Throwing the sneezing powder at the hobgoblin to the right, the one between another hobgoblin and a goblin for max effectiveness.

As there ain't a hope in hell I'll dance my way through, Thedrin will instead plonk himself down on the right hand side of the left caltrops in front of the two goblins.
Total defense

Okay, would like to take a kind of 'Five Foot Step' diagonally forwards and to the right. Should bring me into clobberin' range of the pesky varmints. (^_~)

I can't leave you alone for a minute, the whole thing disappears!

The sneezing powder takes hold with the target sneezing uncontrollably...

Gurukk fires a ray above the new batch of enemies....

Xane works her womanly wiles in intimidating fashion.....
....Erky stops and stares at her with his mouth wide open!
....He does fire his bow hitting a hobgoblin and wounding it well.

A hobgoblin attacks Xane
1d20 + 4 ⇒ (12) + 4 = 16
1d8 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

One attacks Respen as well (though sneezing)
1d20 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 2 = 18
1d8 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

You are up!

Gurukk will fire a ray again at the same Hobgoblin

Ranged Touch 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (11) + 1 = 12
Fire Damage 1d3 ⇒ 2

Swing!

Att Roll:1d20 + 6 ⇒ (10) + 6 = 16

Dam Roll:1d8 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 4 = 12

Gurukk two 11's in a row! What!

Xane swings and connects blasting her opponent out of the way in the process!

Erky fires another arrow taking out the hobgoblin in the back....

Respen and Thedrin are up!

Gurukk two 11's in a row! What!

Xane swings and connects blasting her opponent out of the way in the process!

Erky fires another arrow taking out the hobgoblin in the back....

Respen and Thedrin are up!

Guess Gurukk isn't sub-optimal at all, he is slightly above average :)

Respen grasps his cane sword in two hands and swings at the hobgoblin that attacked him.

Canesword attack:1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5
Damage:1d4 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6
And fails....hehe

Thedrin is up!

A wry grin crossing his face, Thedrin ducks forward before attempting a backflip. As he flips over, his feet aim to make contact with the groin of two goblins adjacent to him.

Flurry of Dirty Trick (to sicken): 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (7) + 5 = 12 and 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 15

One hobgoblin covers his groin, the other however gets a kick in the groin and looks like he might vomit......

As hobgoblins fall others take their places

One attacks Xane
1d20 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 13
1d8 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

One attacks Respen
1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21
1d8 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

The one that did not get hit in the crotch attacks Thedrin, the other one looks like he does not want to have anything to do with the mini-monk....

1d20 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6
1d8 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 = 4

You are all up again!

Xane just grins as the Hobgoblin's swing sweeps past her,

"My turn..." She says in reply with a low growled voice.

Att Roll:1d20 + 6 ⇒ (13) + 6 = 19

Dam Att:1d8 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8

Intimidate:1d20 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 2 = 11 (Just for good measure >:) )

Once again Gurukk tries to zap a hobgoblin

Ranged Touch 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8
Fire Damage 1d3 ⇒ 3

Xane cuts down another foe, as Gurukk seems to be drawing a work of art on the far walls, is he even trying to hit these guys?

Respen and Thedrin are up!

Respen swipes at the hobgoblin in front of him,

Cane sword attack:1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21
Damage:1d4 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

Thedrin turns his full attention to the hobgoblin that attacked him. Leaping high, he claps his hands over the creatures ears and headbutts him in the face.

Flurry of maneuvers: Deafen then Blind 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14 and 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7

Respen scores a hit on his foe and his foe retaliates
1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15
1d8 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7

Xane also scores a hit on her foe who tries to return the favor!
1d20 + 4 ⇒ (2) + 4 = 6
1d8 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

Thedrins foe does not know what to expect and goes for total defense.

Erky moves up and pats Xane on the rump....

"Tha's my girl!"

fires an arrow towards the back ranks
Shortbow composite
Attack 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14
Damage 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6

You are up!

Even as the hobgoblin recoils into his defensive shell, Thedrin continues the assault. He reaches for the hobgoblins belt loop, looking to lower his pants so they foul his legs, before pulling him earthwards by his ears.

Flurry: Dirty Trick to entangle, then Trip attempt: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (12) + 5 = 17 and 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 15

As he swings his sword he nods over to Thedrin as he de pants the hobgoblin, he shouts in goblin

Intimidate w/ that comment?:1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10
Then slice open that Hobgob, Cane attack:1d20 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 4 = 15
Damage:1d4 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

Xane cuts down another foe, as Gurukk seems to be drawing a work of art on the far walls, is he even trying to hit these guys?

Respen and Thedrin are up!

Gurukk determines he must have something in his eye making him miss so this time cast cure light wounds on Respen

1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8

Sorry, how many bad guys have we got left? I'm happy to leave some for Gurukk to make an impression with. (^_~)

Next Round (If any):

Att Roll:1d20 + 6 ⇒ (9) + 6 = 15

Dam Roll:1d8 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5

"Making me work up a sweat here, boys!" She declares jovially, even as her mark ducks her swing.

"Hmm...got to get better on my back hand..."

The goblin King stands in the doorway of the two rooms.

He bellows forth a command
"Stop!"

Those attacking you give pause enough for you to each decide.....

Everyone

Erky decision

1d2 ⇒ 1

Xane frowns at the big Goblin's shouted command in common...

"What? I put down my sword and these folks put down their stuff and we try and kill each other like civilized people....?" She asks, sounding a little confused...

Respen will lower his sword and feigning that he has lowered his guard to play them if this is a ruse. In Goblin "Do you wish for diplomacy my dear King."

Bluff(feigning stances):1d20 + 7 ⇒ (13) + 7 = 20
Diplomacy:1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19

Thedrin pauses in place.... awaiting cessation or resumption of hostilities.

"Youses humans an gnome, whys here in goblinville?"

Respen gives a big boastful speech in goblin, and ending it in a bow followed by a cockeyed smile while asking a question.

Diplomacy:1d20 + 7 ⇒ (14) + 7 = 21
Sorry for the delay.

The king holds up his nasty foot, and you can see his little toe is black and ugly.....

heal check DC 12

"We no wants dragon. Dragon pest, youses takes dragon is in other room and leaveses."

Xane frowns at the Goblin's display,

"That looks nasty. If it were me, I'd have it removed." She gives her opinion quietly. Then as she gets the gist of the Goblin's words she grins.

"Great! Where do we collar this critter?" She asks.

Heal check:1d20 + 4 ⇒ (3) + 4 = 7

"Thank you your Highness, I am glad we could come to a peaceful conclusion." He gives the king a bow and looks over to Erky and whispers to him.

"You know the Kobolds best, how do we transport this beast?" He starts moving to the other room at a slow pace, and when the King incline's him to keep on moving.

Diplomacy:1d20 + 7 ⇒ (17) + 7 = 24

Xane follows along after Respen. Cleaning her sword, but this does not stop her from giving the surviving Bug-bears a smouldering glance.

Thedrin continues on with the rest.... but not until he's thrown a kiss to the de-pantsed enemy.

"Seems tha little dragon gave them tha slip an gave tha king frost-bite on tha toes as well, I knew we was hot on tha trail in tha room with tha frost!"

As Respen moves into the room he keeps his cane sword tight in his grip and looks around for traps or other exits. "But do you know how to transport the dragon Erky? Cause I don't take well to the cold."

Perception:1d20 + 6 ⇒ (4) + 6 = 10

The room that was once covered in frost is no longer and a single door leads out of that room....