Enemy Initiative: 14
PC Initiative: 12
Round One
As everyone bursts into the room, Laz and Plays each kill a Birdcruncher. At Plays bold proclamation, the remaining Goblins swarm you. Laz and Puseater each get grazed by thrown longshanks tools . "Go 'way, Licktoads! This be Birdcruncher land! No mess with us; we have bigbad helpers!"
I said... get... out... of.... my.... shop. The scowling goblin wizard growled punctuating his words with another force missle torwards the birdcruncher in front of Pus.
Puseater tries to take down the goblin threatening Laz
but landing a good hit on the little quick Bridcruncher is not as easy as to a clumpsy longshanks.
No, no, you don't crunch birds, birds are for eating, you wrong.
Sticky takes some of the glass he's been gathering and chucks it in the face of the goblin in front of him.
Laz delivers a swift kick to the Birdcruncher near him... proving that Birdcrunchers can get crunched.
MODS: None
Perfect Strike (1):
Ki (0):
Arrows: x
Blunts: xxxxx
Spell Effects:
Tochack sighs visibly "Why must be always ending up like this...".
The Sarenite runs towards the enemies, almost flying after tripping on one of the tools on the ground. "Where is the pretty Tianshanks!?"
With half of their number dead, the remaining Birdcrunchers scream for help and flee.
Sticky immidiately starts looting the dead.
Laz is so surprised by the sudden withdrawal of the Birdcrunchers that his arrows flying at their fleeing backs miss.
"Wait! Where you running to!" Tochack shouts at the Birdcrunchers, as he runs after them at the best of his abilities.
He watched them flee his eyes flicking to them trying to see if they were making off with tools he might need.... regardless He cast another force missle, shooting it off at the lead Birdcruncher hoping that perhaps he might tumble down and the others might trip over him or something.
You, don't go alone, they can go to more Bridcruncher, wait!
Says Puseater worried about the clumpsy-dancer gobbo, going after him too.
Plays' magic brings down another Goblin. Another Birdcruncher (following too closely), trips over his body and falls prone.
Leather Armor x1
Light Wooden Shield x1
Shortsword x1
20gp
New Round
Sticky keeps looting. :)
"We have to follow them Pus! Maybe they're running where the Tianshanks is!" Tochack says to Pus, continuing his pursuit.
yeah, me covers you, but me don't like
Says Puseater to Brother, while running afer him.
Gah you fools! Wait up!" Come one sticky!" He called out to the licktoads giving chase!
Sticky looks up from his looting. He debates internally between being left alone and continuing his looting. In the end, looting lost, for once. He huffs, drops the dead Gobbo he was working on, and follows the others.
Laz fires another pair of arrows - felling another Goblin and wounding another. The tripped Birdcruncher stands back up and prepares to resume his flight.
New Round
Puseater charges to the nearest Birdcruncher, trying to stab one of his Dogslicers on his back.
take that, you birdcrunchies.
Says the squishy goblin while running with the dogslicer ready, but just when advances brother, stumbles with some of the rubble and barely comes up with a clumsy swing.
Sticky just follows the crowd in the hopes that they'll find more treasure and excitement, in that order.
With a growl of annoyance he the eloquent goblin cackles and fires off one more force missle at the fleeing bird cruncher.
Tochack follows the enemies, turning for a second to look at Sticky.
Did...did sticky just leave shinies behind to follow these kidnappers? He's setting his foot on the right path! Fire Hair be praised!
Plays downs another Birdcruncher with his powerful magics. The last surviving Goblin throws open the door and vanishes downstairs.
Hahahaha, look look, little Birdcrunchers now flee from us like a scared bird
Says a laughting Puseater, pointing the door with its bloody dogslicer.
What did they left to us?
Sticky slowly admits, Well... they's not have much. Little coinds, weapons. They be raidin' it looks like.
Tochack furrows his brow when the enemy goblin flees to the upper floors, but stops to ask the other s their opinion.
"So, how do we go search now? Want to check this floor first, and then check the upper ones? Birdcrunchers may be trying to ambush us tough, so better be careful."
Careful? of Birdcrunchers? preposterous.
He answered quite sure of their little groups ability to deal with those stupid goblins messing with his... HIS shop.
Puseaters goes into a crazy-silly dancing frenzy, making little jumps from one toe to the other, cercling some of the fallen Birdcrunchers, while "singing" in a loop:
Nyah nyah nya nya Bircrunchers we crunched we crunched Birdcrunchers nyah nyah nya nya
Sticky quietly returns to looting corpses as soon as no one is looking.
Birdcruncher Loot
Leather Armor x6
Light Wooden Shield x6
Shortsword x6
120gp
He chortled and did a little dance almost about to break out into song....
Did you see that Sticky? did you I hit em good...
His face scrunched up for a moment and he glanced about.
Where did that little sneak go?"
He asked the others.
Sticky rounds the corner with his sack over his shoulder and bulging where it wasn't before. He's almost skipping with the thrill of the loot.
The one go downstairs, that door that door he go
Says the euforia rummy goblin, still jumping and dancing around the room.
Great work Sticky gathering up all the Birdcruncher stuff to split up! Your the best assistant a goblin wizard could ask for. I wonder what else the longshanks have laying about this place who wants to check out my new shop with me?
He said clearly excited and grinning from ear to ear.
Sticky stops at the mention of "assistant". He's not sure he's heard that word before, but it sounds like a donkey word, so he doesn't like it. If I be not keepin' loots, then I be 50:50 with magicy gobbo Plays. I not yous carry-gobbo.
he frowned for a moment He had momentarily forgotten that most other goblins disliked such grandiose and big words. It wasnt what he meant.
No No No Stickt an assistant isnt a carry goblin. Its a helper a partner a sharer or loots!
He put his arm about the other goblins shoulders conspiritorily.
Just think all the shineys that will come to us once we get this place up and running making all that useful and spensive glass for things. It'll be great!
Sticky's eyes practically turn into coins. Ok, ok!
Well, if they be really want to do glass, that's good! Always said at the temple that's important to channel into something useful, yes!
"Yes, checking your new shop is good, but first we have to shoo away birdrunchers!And save the pretty Tianshanks! We follow them where they went but with more sneakiness now, ok?" the grey goblin asks the other. Then, he moves for the door across which the enemy goblins escaped, trying to scout as quietly as possible.
You split up and make a quick search of this floor of the glassy-work place. Sadly, the Birdcrunchers got to all the good stuff first. The best thing Sticky (or anyone else for that matter) can find is a single broken dogslicer. There's no sign of the Tian-shanks either. Hopefully the lower level will prove more fruitful.
Laszlo stalks quietly up the stairs, bow ready, looking for trouble...
This has not been as fruitful as I had hoped, stupid birdcrunchers.... this tianshanks of yours better has shineys for sticky.... He grumbled nodding torwards the top hallway.
Sticky follows plays.
Once the euphoria is gone, and the Licktoads decide to move along, Puseater tries to sneak through the botton hallway, looking for any trap that may have been set by the Birdies.
I hope the Tianshanks is here...
Tochack stealthily moves into the basement, moving into the opposite hallway from Pus.