Evangelist of Abadar

[Erasmian]

I am playing an evangelist cleric of Abadar using the Trade Subdomain. I'd like to have some amusing capitalist 'sermons' for when I use Sermonic Performance in combat. Things like "Cure spells are for closers!" or "Greed is good!" Any good suggestions or sources?

[dharkus]

if you're healing you're earning

[VRMH]

Give them a quantum discount on PAIN!