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Oh my Glob I am in such trouble. I just found this not three minutes walk from where I work. 5am (or earlier) to 11 pm (or later).

Oh lawdy


Two hours left of my first shift. Then a hustle back to the Hospital to do an overnight. I'm glad the summer drunkbros are gone. Hopefully it will be a quiet shift


David M Mallon wrote:

Today's best job application howler:

"Must be fully fluent Enlgish."

Sure.

Maybe they are looking for an editor and corrector? Maybe they know their limits and seek to compensate their deficiencies?

Liberty's Edge

Apparently Chris Pratt would play me in the movie. And one a few years ago said Oprah would play my mom in the movie. That's gonna be awkward.

Facebook quizzes are more fun than they probably should be.


Drejk wrote:
David M Mallon wrote:

Today's best job application howler:

"Must be fully fluent Enlgish."

Sure.

Maybe they are looking for an editor and corrector? Maybe they know their limits and seek to compensate their deficiencies?

It was for a political canvassing organization, so probably not.


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Drowned Past, another City Of Mists story idea.


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A bit of history on my homebrew

Silver Crusade

Take that, reapers!


lucky7 wrote:

Apparently Chris Pratt would play me in the movie. And one a few years ago said Oprah would play my mom in the movie. That's gonna be awkward.

Facebook quizzes are more fun than they probably should be.

I got...

Scarlet Johansson?

I am quite sure that I picked the answer that stated that I am a man...


lucky7 wrote:

Apparently Chris Pratt would play me in the movie. And one a few years ago said Oprah would play my mom in the movie. That's gonna be awkward.

Facebook quizzes are more fun than they probably should be.

I got Angelina Jolie playing me.


Aranna wrote:
lucky7 wrote:

Apparently Chris Pratt would play me in the movie. And one a few years ago said Oprah would play my mom in the movie. That's gonna be awkward.

Facebook quizzes are more fun than they probably should be.

I got Angelina Jolie playing me.

I already decided the old spice guy should play me. Fate has decreed it would be cee long green. As I doubt we have technology that would allow me to merge the two into one body, I would compromise on a (now much) younger and in shape Forrest Whittaker(ghost dog why not) and call it a day.

Scarab Sages

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Who would play me in a movie? Probably the Crypt Keeper.


I would insist on playing myself.

But I would also accept Angelina Jolie.

Most likely though, it's gonna be Weird Al.

Although Tiny T-Rex recently said I looked like Antonio Banderas.


lucky7 wrote:

Apparently Chris Pratt would play me in the movie. And one a few years ago said Oprah would play my mom in the movie. That's gonna be awkward.

Facebook quizzes are more fun than they probably should be.

Didn't need a test - I already know it should be either Ewan McGregor or Tilda Swinton.

Silver Crusade

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I know I'm way late but,

*hugs Treppa*

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Aranna wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Ragadolf wrote:
Aranna wrote:

Working a 16 hour shift myself today...

~thinks happy thoughts~
Can you Whistle while you work? ;P
Yeah, just go give someone a Chelsea Smile while you're at it.

~looks up the term~

Oh my... That's sick.

:3

Silver Crusade

Drejk wrote:
Aranna wrote:

Edit: I am glad I am not the only one to end up with the Mako lodged sideways in some rocks... And NO I don't drive like that IRL that thing steers like a drunk rhino.

Mako drives perfectly well... As long as you go directly straight.

Ah, I miss Mako Pinball, it was a lot of fun getting to and from Thresher Maw fights that way.

Just flail around until giant space wyrm snaek flips ya, then find a nice place to park it.


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Freehold DM wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
I thought Friday would never come.
me too. Apparently I have to do that thing with my tongue Friday likes or it's nothing doing.

>.>

Silver Crusade

Freehold DM wrote:
Aranna wrote:
lucky7 wrote:

Apparently Chris Pratt would play me in the movie. And one a few years ago said Oprah would play my mom in the movie. That's gonna be awkward.

Facebook quizzes are more fun than they probably should be.

I got Angelina Jolie playing me.
I already decided the old spice guy should play me. Fate has decreed it would be cee long green. As I doubt we have technology that would allow me to merge the two into one body, I would compromise on a (now much) younger and in shape Forrest Whittaker(ghost dog why not) and call it a day.

I got Julia Roberts.

Sure. We both have curly hair.


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I also got Chris Pratt.

Looks like Lucky and I are Pratt brothers, so if anyone needs someone to break whiskey bottles in slow motion, shine your shoes while singing, or whisper to dinosaurs, you know where to find us.


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I was going to say that those quizzes suck, but

Quiz wrote:
Scarlett Johansson You can be tough, unbreakable and deadly sexy. You exude confidence and poise. You're never afraid to be yourself and you're comfortable in your own skin. Only an actress who is sure of herself could capture your fearless self-reliance and your coolness in the face of any obstacles.

I've rarely seen anything that captured me so well.

Spoiler:
BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA!


quiz wrote:
Angelina Jolie: You look out for others, helping them, suffering with them and rejoicing with them. You care deeply about people and the world you live in. You should be represented by someone who shares your passion for helping others and cares as deeply as you do. You are kindhearted, sympathetic and are always there to listen to people's problems and help them through whatever life brings.

I like the write up for Angelina Jolie. And I do help others.


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Treppa after all your cyber attachments are complete you will be unbreakable... right?


captain yesterday wrote:

I also got Chris Pratt.

Looks like Lucky and I are Pratt brothers, so if anyone needs someone to break whiskey bottles in slow motion, shine your shoes while singing, or whisper to dinosaurs, you know where to find us.

Another Chris Pratt here. If we're talking about this Chris Pratt, I can sort of see it, though I can't say there's too much of a physical resemblance.


I haven't done so in years, but I'm starting to get the itch to play in an old-school 3d6-in-order D&D game.

Silver Crusade

I also got Chris Pratt on that quiz. And while that's flattering, I think I would be more likely played by David Hyde Pierce...


I'm somewhere between Chris Farley and Charlie Sheen, with a soupçon of Robert Downey Jr for the eye roll.


David M Mallon wrote:
I haven't done so in years, but I'm starting to get the itch to play in an old-school 3d6-in-order D&D game.

I kind of miss the old AD&D straightforward rules-stripped save-or-die milieu. Nostalgia, mostly. There was something exhilarating about sudden death lurking around every corner.


~bangs my head against the wall~ I am not a f*%+ing plumber!!!


Home or work problem?


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It's amazing the difference between getting three hours sleep and getting five hours sleep. I feel so much better


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Plus I get to go home at midnight tonight and sleep in my own bed! Yay! *Kermit flail*


Say. Anyone know any good jungle-themed modules?


I need to peruse my bookshelf. Maybe poach a bit from Razor Coast, some from the Shackled Skull AP.


Patrick Curtin wrote:
Say. Anyone know any good jungle-themed modules?

Serpent Skull Adventure Path is the first thing that comes to my mind, not without a significant influence from NobodysHome and the Impii... Impuses?


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Patrick Curtin wrote:
Say. Anyone know any good jungle-themed modules?

River Into Darkness by Greg Vaughan is really good (based off Apocalypse Now/Heart of Darkness), but would need to be updated as it is 3.5 not Pathfinder.


That's cool. I'm very slackadaisical when it comes to the fiddly bits between 3.5 and PF. I find it's a pretty easy port over.


Hmm. A non-mint is only $2. And the plot sounds just right for a certain group of adventurers.


Drejk wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Say. Anyone know any good jungle-themed modules?
Serpent Skull Adventure Path is the first thing that comes to my mind, not without a significant influence from NobodysHome and the Impii... Impuses?

Yeah I've never cracked those, but they are on my shelf. I should raid them for bits


I also need to find some good dinos. Exotic dinos, Dino/dragon hybrids, Dino swarms


Patrick Curtin wrote:
Home or work problem?

THIS is what I have to remove and replace. I am not sure I can do it.


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Ah. I've done it twice before. It's not as bad as you would think. Best advice I can give you is make sure you get the seal really good.


Yep, it's not too bad. Just take your time, don't rush it, and don't overtighten the flange bolts (or you might crack the porcelain base).


And don't drop it.


Unintentional hilarity from the PF Wiki: "hulking dwarf." Watch out, he's small, but I've heard he's also really big too.


KSP Doesn't Teach: Rocket Engine Plumbing - Scott Manly


KSP = Kerbal Space Program.


Sharoth wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Home or work problem?
THIS is what I have to remove and replace. I am not sure I can do it.

My toilet seat doesn't have that iron part around the outflow pipe entry at all.

Scarab Sages

Sharoth wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Home or work problem?
THIS is what I have to remove and replace. I am not sure I can do it.

You can do it*. I believe in you.

*But if you fail, we take away your man card.


Aberzombie wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:
Home or work problem?
THIS is what I have to remove and replace. I am not sure I can do it.

You can do it*. I believe in you.

*But if you fail, we take away your man card.

ha ha.

The damn thing is rusted and will probably need to be replaced. yay.

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