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Howdy everyone!
I was sitting here and pondering about a movie that has Chuck Norris. If you were too create a Chuck Norris character. What Level, Class type or Types would he be? If you were to set by the GM to seek out defeat him what story line would this be in the PF game system?
Lets share our Thoughts on this.
Keep in mind this thread is for fun.
20 lv in monk/paladin/fighter/gunslinger/rouge/ranger
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Chuck Norris has his own class. He did not allow Paizo to publish it. All that is known about this class is that a level 1 class feature is:
Round House Kick
As a free action the ****** strikes with one of his feet in a roundhouse kick action.
Every object and creature within a 30 ft must make a Fortitude save or die. The DC of this save is 25 + 2 the ****** level + the ****** Strength.
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Evangelist Cleric of Asmodeus who wishes to force everyone to follow his views.
Doesn't ever cast magic because it's heathen black magic.
Uses Unarmed Strikes and Dragon Style.
A more accurate version of that man, I do not know. Maybe a Paladin of Asmodeus.
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Levels???!!!!
Chuck Norris doesn't have levels..like all the other deities he is statless..
Im pretty sure he has racial hit-dice. They're d100's
Before he became a superbeing he was a 7th level fighter with the unarmed fighting style. With Punishing Kick. After that he took the test of the starstone...
But you'd have to use Call of Cthulhu guidelines to work out the insanity of his world views. Like Azathoth. Lots of inane jabber going on there.
I always wanna know what all this Chuck Norris bruhaha makes Bruce Lee? A philosopher monk ascended to godhood? A saint?
BARBARIAN 20.
Are you saying 20 for each of the classes or all in one? So you think he has paladin and Rogue in career? I do think the rest does work.20 lv in monk/paladin/fighter/gunslinger/rouge/ranger
first 20 levels in each to he would be a LV 120 character.
second he fights evil bad guys by roundhouse kicking in the face so has have a way to do one shot kills and the rouge is just there for s### and giggles.....
BARBARIAN 20.
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no it just cant work he never rages on anyone he a calm godlike person who kicks but with roundhouse kicks and an MP%.....
BARBARIAN 20.>....>
no it just cant work he never rages on anyone he a calm godlike person who kicks but with roundhouse kicks and an MP%.....
URBAN BARBARIAN 20.
URBAN BARBARIAN 20.BARBARIAN 20.>....>
no it just cant work he never rages on anyone he a calm godlike person who kicks but with roundhouse kicks and an MP%.....
you can not be chuck norris. you might of spell sunder a whole plane of negative energy but you can not be chuck norris.....
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you can not be chuck norris. you might of spell sunder a whole plane of negative energy but you can not be chuck norris.....URBAN BARBARIAN 20.BARBARIAN 20.>....>
no it just cant work he never rages on anyone he a calm godlike person who kicks but with roundhouse kicks and an MP%.....
CHUCK AM NOT BARBARIAN. CHUCK AM ONE OF THE THREE GREAT BARBARIAN TEACHERS, ALONGSIDE KAMINA AND THE UNICORN FROM ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK.
ALWAYS AM WANT TO SMASH WITH YOU. AND WRECK AND BASH ON YOU. AM LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY ALWAYS.
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Are you saying 20 for each of the classes or all in one? So you think he has paladin and Rogue in career? I do think the rest does work.20 lv in monk/paladin/fighter/gunslinger/rouge/ranger
first 20 levels in each to he would be a LV 120 character.
second he fights evil bad guys by roundhouse kicking in the face so has have a way to do one shot kills and the rouge is just there for s### and giggles.....
Dude that's awesome! How much XP does he have then? Using Core Rulebook 21+ rules... ;)
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Chuck Norris has his own class. He did not allow Paizo to publish it. All that is known about this class is that a level 1 class feature is:
Round House Kick
As a free action the ****** strikes with one of his feet in a roundhouse kick action.
Every object and creature within a 30 ft must make a Fortitude save or die. The DC of this save is 25 + 2 the ****** level + the ****** Strength.
LOLOL
Levels???!!!!
Chuck Norris doesn't have levels..like all the other deities he is statless..
Chuck Norris is not a god. Chuck Norris is the being the beings gods worship worship.
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About 100 years ago, the most powerful death ray in existence hit two entities: Aroden and Chuck Norris. Aroden had a very dramatic reaction - he died. Chuck Norris had an even more dramatic reaction to the ray - he sneezed. He was in Sarkoris at the time.
you can not be chuck norris. you might of spell sunder a whole plane of negative energy but you can not be chuck norris.....URBAN BARBARIAN 20.BARBARIAN 20.>....>
no it just cant work he never rages on anyone he a calm godlike person who kicks but with roundhouse kicks and an MP%.....CHUCK AM NOT BARBARIAN. CHUCK AM ONE OF THE THREE GREAT BARBARIAN TEACHERS, ALONGSIDE KAMINA AND THE UNICORN FROM ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK.
ALWAYS AM WANT TO SMASH WITH YOU. AND WRECK AND BASH ON YOU. AM LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY ALWAYS.
You try to sound like you think through things, when in fact you're not thinking at all.
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You try to sound like you think through things, when in fact you're not thinking at all.you can not be chuck norris. you might of spell sunder a whole plane of negative energy but you can not be chuck norris.....URBAN BARBARIAN 20.BARBARIAN 20.>....>
no it just cant work he never rages on anyone he a calm godlike person who kicks but with roundhouse kicks and an MP%.....CHUCK AM NOT BARBARIAN. CHUCK AM ONE OF THE THREE GREAT BARBARIAN TEACHERS, ALONGSIDE KAMINA AND THE UNICORN FROM ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK.
ALWAYS AM WANT TO SMASH WITH YOU. AND WRECK AND BASH ON YOU. AM LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY ALWAYS.
lol!
Gunslinger with improved unarmed strike nothing more really except about third level.
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But you'd have to use Call of Cthulhu guidelines to work out the insanity of his world views. Like Azathoth. Lots of inane jabber going on there.
I always wanna know what all this Chuck Norris bruhaha makes Bruce Lee? A philosopher monk ascended to godhood? A saint?
Someone beat me to it, but yeah, I really cannot stand Chuck Norris. I get they're just jokes about how 'awesome' he is, but I have to cringe at anything that allows this washed-up waste of flesh to remain a household name.
But in fairness, they asked for levels, so if I had to choose I'd say Lv. 10 Fighter/Lv. 5 Cleric with the Insanity domain.
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Levels???!!!!
Chuck Norris doesn't have levels..like all the other deities he is statless..
Might as well have the PMG delete every other post except the OP and the above quoted, the lock the thread.
I heard that outer space only exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.
Everyone keep in mind his age would be like anicent so that changes things too.
Chuck Norris was already ancient when he allowed the universe to be created. He is affected by age differently than normal characters. For every year since he made himself from nothing he has gained ten points in all scores. Since his scores all started at infinite the increse hasn't made much difference, except that he is now more powerful than he was before.
I always wanna know what all this Chuck Norris bruhaha makes Bruce Lee? A philosopher monk ascended to godhood? A saint?
Bruce Lee was the only being capable of treating Chuck Norris as an equal. He taught Chuck Norris the ways of badassery and then he ascended to a higher plane so the combined awesomeness wouldn't shatter this universe like a... a thing that is VERY shattered.