You complete your packing, but because you were in a hurry, the contents spill out of their containers in transit, causing you to be in a bad mood when the gaming begins (you had to do MORE work).
I wish spicy food agreed with me.
Who now? You get your clown of Rob Lazzaretti alright, but it just happens to be someone with the same name. In other words, this clone sucks at drawing and also leaves you.
I wish I was better at corrupting wishes.
You get so much better at corrupting wishes it's ridiculous, but only because your base personality becomes so sadistic and isolated from other people's emotions that you begin to give into violent impulses. On the bright side, you never have to buy meat from the supermarket again.
I wish I had an awesome hat.
You now have a green baseball cap that says "Awesome" in orange letters on it.
I wish I didn't think of 30 Rock when I granted that wish.
You get to join a band with the position you requested, but it sucked. The singer was always flat and the drummer had a neurological disorder that affected his abilities(but you didn't have the heart to kick him out).
I wish the giraffe in the steam shower would stop spitting in the soap dish.
Granted, it is the gorilla in the shower that is spitting in the soap dish.
I wish I didn't have a mental image of Tiyan in a shower with a gorilla and a giraffe.
Granted! You now have a mental image of ME in the shower, because I'm so good-looking that everyone wants some!
I wish I was really as good-looking as that.
You become good looking enough to be considered a heart throb, but in doing so, you alienate the rest of the gaming community. No one ever games with you outside the internet again.
I wish my older sister had me babysit her kids more often. Those twerps are class-a adorable.
The tackle box falls in the lake with all your miniatures in it, the lid opens and they all sink to the bottom. The Tackle box floats to the surface all nice and clean.
I wish I had time to paint all the miniatures I have sitting on my shelf.
Granted. You may now move two feet from your previous position; no more, no less.
I wish I had a brand-new, unused mattress for my bed.
Granted! Your core body temperature drops to 80F. You die of hypothermia.
I wish I had air conditioning in my house.
Granted you have AC in your house, but it's the ACME AC 8000, and it turns your house into a meat locker, as it has no other settings.
I wish for a thunderstorm.
Thor appears and Stomps your silly A$$ for summoning him.
I wish I didn't miss racquetball tonight.
RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16
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Your wish is granted! zZz ZAP zZz
I wish people would return my phone calls when it's urgent.
EDIT: Eyeballed!
Your wish is granted! You don't miss racquetball at all. You're quite glad you gave it up, in fact.
I wish people would return my phone calls when it's urgent.
People begin returning your phone calls, but it's more for their sake than yours. Suddenly, they find your shoulder perfect to cry on... for any reason, no matter how trivial. You can hardly get a word in edgewise with how they grovel.
I wish people understood the virtues of the sternum bush.
$134.95 per ounce on the blackmarket
I wish I knew what made that weird noise outside a few minutes ago.
I can assure you it's definitely not me, breaking into your house, coming to you, and then turning you into a turkey /bluff
I wish for all ducks to have Gaze Attacks!
All ducks now have gaze attacks which turn other ducks into chickens. Revel in your new-found superiority!
I wish it was easy to use maps for a play-by-post game.
Wish granted. Use completely-free Google Docs - create an Excel table with square cells. Fill the cells by color (dark grey = stone wall, light green = light undergrowth, etc) and use letters or symbols to represent characters and monsters.
Oh, and um... it's so easy to use that the play-by-post forums become flooded with activity and it's impossible to play amid all the noobs.
I wish I had an instant coffee maker at home.
Granted! You have a coffee maker that can only make Sanka. Eew.
I wish wish the workday was over and I could go home now.
The move is over, but unfortunately, the new abode you'd cozied up in is horribly haunted. You never are able to use the bathroom in peace again.
I wish I had control over time's flow.
Actually it was scheduled to continue for several years, but they were told to clean it up and one of the IT guys Hit Format instead of Defrag and the hard drive it was all on was erased.
I wish I knew what to get my wife for her Birthday tomorrow.
You know what to get her. You just don't know if she'll like it.
I wish that I could delete that Conan:The Musical thread. It was a silly idea.
The thread is deleted, because it's finally a reality! Starring Nicholas Cage, and directed by Uwe Boll!
On that note, I wish Uwe Boll was never allowed to make another movie.
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Uwe Boll is never allowed to make movies, but is allowed to star in them. In fact, he is starring in all of the next movies from right... now... to when he finally croaks, or goes broke. After realizing that he is a horrible actor, you may want to wish to redo the wish.
I wish there were no redo wishes.
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RPG Superstar 2015 Top 16, RPG Superstar 2013 Top 16
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Your wish is granted! You alter the parameters of wish. There are no redo wishes, but now it's OK to wish for infinite wishes.
I wish for infinite wishes.
I wish no one else could wish for infinite wishes.
I wish for my ability to make infinite wishes to be removed after my next wish.
I wish I had a mirror of mental prowess.
You are "King of the Road" Destination, Bangor, Maine. You're a man of means by no means, King of the Road. ?? you got a trailer for sale or rent? A room to let, 50 cents?
I wish I could get that song out of my head now...
that was easy... Except now you have the My Little Pony theme song stuck in your head... If that doesn't make you suffer, then it's over to rick-rolling indefinitely.
I wish Tirq's Wish spell change was revoked (it's not a redo, it's just a revamp.)
Tirq's wish is revoked, then invoked, then re-invoked so many times nobody can keep track of what is happening, so we just ignore it.
I wish it would stop raining today.
It starts hailing.
I wish I had the energy to finish reviewing PFS characters.
Well, you do, but...
Yeah... You go on a reviewing rampage with your excess energy.
I wish I had something to eat.
Paizo buys out.....yadda yadda....
and then two weeks later the sun releases an inexplicable massive xray burst that kills all life on the day side of the planet.
I wish the C'thulhu Mythos were real.
Granted. Now we are all insane. I wish the fish people in my head would stop screaming.
they start screeching. Better?
I wish I could clone this insanity-resistance item and make billions, what with Spanky's wish and all...
It all works, until everyone finds out it only increases the resistance to insanity by 1.03%.
I wish for nice weather this weekend.
Your kitties are messed up. Apparently, clawing your face to unfamiliarness means they like you picking them up... I'm losing my touch
I wish my boat was fixed.
Your kitties enjoy being picked up because it makes it that much easier to rip out your jugular.
I wish that NBC's coverage of the Olympics wasn't so biased and only showed events that the US is likely to win. Seriously, I don't care about how many medals the US wins, I like the competitions.
EDIT: Dirty ninja dragon, your boat is fixed. It is now a seafood restaurant on Venice Beach.
haha, fool! That is exactly what I wanted. I have won the corrupt a wish thread *karma strikes me with a damage super lightning bolt*
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NBC goes off the channels. The world's general INT score increases by 0.584.
I wish to expand my business from the Venice Beach.