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You don't belong in this world!
b...but....I'm your mother!
And this is your dog, Mushy.
Hello! ma baby, Hello! Ma honey, Hello! ma ragtime gal.
Send me a kiss by wire, baby my heart's on fire!
If you refuse me, Honey, you'll lose me, then you'll be left alone;
Oh baby, telephone and tell me I'm your own.
Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello there.
I am not an monster! I am a bu** plug!
I hope you die... Die monster die
Die monster die
First things first, We must find out which mirror evil lives
I enter this door, look into the mirror
I don't recognize this face
It's lookin' back at me.
I hope you die... Die monster die
Die monster die
Couldnt resist. First thing that popped into my head.
runs into thread with a burning torch
accidently lights self on fire
Richter Belmont wrote: You don't belong in this world! It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute.
Michigan Jones wrote: Hello! ma baby, Hello! Ma honey, Hello! ma ragtime gal.
Send me a kiss by wire, baby my heart's on fire!
If you refuse me, Honey, you'll lose me, then you'll be left alone;
Oh baby, telephone and tell me I'm your own.
Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello there.
Boy, you gotta stop ribbitin' me off!
Mmmmm...I do love tadpoles on toast.
I like children, they're more tender.
Michigan J. Frog wrote: Michigan Jones wrote: Hello! ma baby, Hello! Ma honey, Hello! ma ragtime gal.
Send me a kiss by wire, baby my heart's on fire!
If you refuse me, Honey, you'll lose me, then you'll be left alone;
Oh baby, telephone and tell me I'm your own.
Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello there. Boy, you gotta stop ribbitin' me off! I ribbit here
I ribbit there
Now I am off to the kingdom of the crystal ophidian
Too much light in here. Real monsters only come out when it's pitch black.
I'm not a monster. I'm a wayward bohemian looking for love.
And I'm a monster.
Gish Wife wrote: Mmmmm...I do love tadpoles on toast. *rides a piece of toast into the thread*
Uh oh.
Pathfinder Adventure, Rulebook Subscriber
What is a man?
A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!!
Ugly bags of mostly water.
Soylent Green is TASTEY!!!
Does it sparkle in the sunlight?!?
And what is a man?!?!
A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!
But enough talk! Have at you!!
Pops in and place the Fiendish, Tribble born, abyssal born and unholy templets on it. And pops back out, leaving hoards of Hive-minded fiendish tribble swarms in his wake
Richter Belmont wrote: You don't belong in this world! Awww, but I like it here :(
While searching for lost artifacts and hitting things with my whip.
Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
I like it when it's raining men.
Ssshhh
Ssshhh
Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Ssshhh
Ssshhh
Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
We will, we will, Sssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh you!
Rear Admiral Bÿrdtúrgler wrote: I like it when it's raining men. Speaking of which, it's almost time for roll-call.
Colonel Kernel wrote: Rear Admiral Bÿrdtúrgler wrote: I like it when it's raining men. Speaking of which, it's almost time for roll-call. You're bringing the buns and I'll gather the wienerschnitzels.
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