Die, monster!


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You don't belong in this world!


b...but....I'm your mother!


grrribit

Hello


Hello, Hello


And this is your dog, Mushy.


Hello, Hello, Hello,


Hello! ma baby, Hello! Ma honey, Hello! ma ragtime gal.
Send me a kiss by wire, baby my heart's on fire!
If you refuse me, Honey, you'll lose me, then you'll be left alone;
Oh baby, telephone and tell me I'm your own.
Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello there.


He ate your ipod.


I am not an monster! I am a bu** plug!


I hope you die... Die monster die
Die monster die

First things first, We must find out which mirror evil lives
I enter this door, look into the mirror
I don't recognize this face
It's lookin' back at me.

I hope you die... Die monster die
Die monster die


Couldnt resist. First thing that popped into my head.


runs into thread with a burning torch


accidently lights self on fire


Richter Belmont wrote:
You don't belong in this world!

It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute.


Michigan Jones wrote:

Hello! ma baby, Hello! Ma honey, Hello! ma ragtime gal.

Send me a kiss by wire, baby my heart's on fire!
If you refuse me, Honey, you'll lose me, then you'll be left alone;
Oh baby, telephone and tell me I'm your own.
Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello there.

Boy, you gotta stop ribbitin' me off!


Mmmmm...I do love tadpoles on toast.


tadpoles.....amateur.


I like children, they're more tender.


Michigan J. Frog wrote:
Michigan Jones wrote:

Hello! ma baby, Hello! Ma honey, Hello! ma ragtime gal.

Send me a kiss by wire, baby my heart's on fire!
If you refuse me, Honey, you'll lose me, then you'll be left alone;
Oh baby, telephone and tell me I'm your own.
Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello there.
Boy, you gotta stop ribbitin' me off!

I ribbit here

I ribbit there
Now I am off to the kingdom of the crystal ophidian


Too much light in here. Real monsters only come out when it's pitch black.


I'm not a monster. I'm a wayward bohemian looking for love.

And I'm a monster.


Gish Wife wrote:
Mmmmm...I do love tadpoles on toast.

*rides a piece of toast into the thread*

Uh oh.


IS IT DEAD?!?!?

Grand Lodge

Pathfinder Adventure, Rulebook Subscriber

WILL IT BLEND?

Liberty's Edge

"mmmm.....good bass!"


What is a man?

A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!!

Liberty's Edge

Ugly bags of mostly water.


Soylent Green is TASTEY!!!


Does it sparkle in the sunlight?!?


And what is a man?!?!

A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!


But enough talk! Have at you!!


Pops in and place the Fiendish, Tribble born, abyssal born and unholy templets on it. And pops back out, leaving hoards of Hive-minded fiendish tribble swarms in his wake


Richter Belmont wrote:
You don't belong in this world!

Awww, but I like it here :(


I like Bass fishing.


And singing and dancing.


While searching for lost artifacts and hitting things with my whip.


Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!


I like it when it's raining men.


Ssshhh
Ssshhh
Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Ssshhh
Ssshhh
Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

We will, we will, Sssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh you!


Rear Admiral Bÿrdtúrgler wrote:
I like it when it's raining men.

Speaking of which, it's almost time for roll-call.


Colonel Kernel wrote:
Rear Admiral Bÿrdtúrgler wrote:
I like it when it's raining men.
Speaking of which, it's almost time for roll-call.

You're bringing the buns and I'll gather the wienerschnitzels.

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