PaizoCon No-Go Liferaft

[Studpuffin]

This place is for all those who couldn't make it to PaizoCon this year. We hope everyone has fun there, but in the mean time lets just try to keep from sinking.

*stuffs styrofoam beneath raft*

We can get our vengeance upon them next year!

[ulgulanoth]

right on!

[Treppa]

I'm here with a bottle of rum. Yo-ho-ho.

[Whited Sepulcher]

Holding onto the raft for dear life.

Stupid end of the quarter deadlines being right after this weekend.
Not so stupid trip to Cancun the following weekend for sister's beach wedding, just terrifying reading the stuff happening in Mexico.
Well, I guess I have screwed up priorities... family and work stuff before gaming stuff... NOOO!

[Orthos]

Unemployment, lack of travel capability, et cetera et cetera ad nauseum.

Thanks for the lift :)

[Ekeebe]

Why is the rum gone?

And I dearly wish I could go, anyone got a spare kayak I can use to travel the Pacific ocean with?

[ulgulanoth]

yar its be a lowly boat it be

[Aberzombie]

shambles into thread and sets out a chair to sit in

[Twin Agate Dragons]

basks in the glow of his RPG book collection

[Ambrosia Slaad]

I'd be there myself, but for stupid anthropophobia and flat-broke'edness. Don't mind me, I'll just hide under the raft.

[Aberzombie]

I'd have probably gone if the wife and I hadn't just dropped about $15K remodeling our kitchen.

[Twin Agate Dragons]

Aberzombie wrote:

I'd have probably gone if the wife and I hadn't just dropped about $15K remodeling our kitchen.

Yeep, thats a lot of dough for a kitchen. ;)

[Aberzombie]

Twin Agate Dragons wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

I'd have probably gone if the wife and I hadn't just dropped about $15K remodeling our kitchen.

Yeep, thats a lot of dough for a kitchen. ;)

Actually, I think we got off easy. I've got a co-worker who's remodel is running into the $30-40K range.

[Cuchulainn]

Driver carries no cash: he's married.

[Crimson Jester]

why am I all of a sudden on this flotilla? I didn't order any sea food.

[Treppa]

* Snags the crate descending by parachute. *

The supplies I ordered are here. More rum?

* Passes a bottle under the raft. *

[Urizen]

Alas, if I were employed this would've been a no-brainer. I was fortunate enough to see some of my friends last month in Myrtle Beach and even that was a tough compromise to get away with. :P

[Callous Jack]

Studpuffin wrote:

This place is for all those who couldn't make it to PaizoCon this year. We hope everyone has fun there, but in the mean time lets just try to keep from sinking.

So...we are plotting revenge on all those going, right?

I mean, Hugo has had it coming for a looong time! Damn butterfrogs!
*sharpens rusty knives*
;-)

[Garydee]

Callous Jack wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

This place is for all those who couldn't make it to PaizoCon this year. We hope everyone has fun there, but in the mean time lets just try to keep from sinking.

So...we are plotting revenge on all those going, right?

I mean, Hugo has had it coming for a looong time! Damn butterfrogs!
*sharpens rusty knives*
;-)

I am. Pettiness is my middle name.

[Callous Jack]

Garydee wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

This place is for all those who couldn't make it to PaizoCon this year. We hope everyone has fun there, but in the mean time lets just try to keep from sinking.

So...we are plotting revenge on all those going, right?

I mean, Hugo has had it coming for a looong time! Damn butterfrogs!
*sharpens rusty knives*
;-)

I am. Pettiness is my middle name.

I thought it was Hussein?

[Larry Lichman]

I wish I could be there, but like AZ, dropped a ton of dough on refurbishing our dock. Vacations are OUT this year, PaizoCon or no...

[Garydee]

Callous Jack wrote:

Garydee wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

This place is for all those who couldn't make it to PaizoCon this year. We hope everyone has fun there, but in the mean time lets just try to keep from sinking.

So...we are plotting revenge on all those going, right?

I mean, Hugo has had it coming for a looong time! Damn butterfrogs!
*sharpens rusty knives*
;-)

I am. Pettiness is my middle name.

I thought it was Hussein?

No, I think that's Urizen's.

[Urizen]

Garydee wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Garydee wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

This place is for all those who couldn't make it to PaizoCon this year. We hope everyone has fun there, but in the mean time lets just try to keep from sinking.

So...we are plotting revenge on all those going, right?

I mean, Hugo has had it coming for a looong time! Damn butterfrogs!
*sharpens rusty knives*
;-)

I am. Pettiness is my middle name.

I thought it was Hussein?

No, I think that's Urizen's.

Can't be; I drive only left of center.

[Callous Jack]

Garydee wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Garydee wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

This place is for all those who couldn't make it to PaizoCon this year. We hope everyone has fun there, but in the mean time lets just try to keep from sinking.

So...we are plotting revenge on all those going, right?

I mean, Hugo has had it coming for a looong time! Damn butterfrogs!
*sharpens rusty knives*
;-)

I am. Pettiness is my middle name.

I thought it was Hussein?

No, I think that's Urizen's.

Oh.

But isn't he just an alias of Kobold Cleaver?

[Celestial Healer]

If these wings were functional, I could fly there. Alas, they are just decorative.

[Garydee]

Urizen wrote:

Garydee wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Garydee wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

This place is for all those who couldn't make it to PaizoCon this year. We hope everyone has fun there, but in the mean time lets just try to keep from sinking.

So...we are plotting revenge on all those going, right?

I mean, Hugo has had it coming for a looong time! Damn butterfrogs!
*sharpens rusty knives*
;-)

I am. Pettiness is my middle name.

I thought it was Hussein?

No, I think that's Urizen's.

Can't be; I drive only left of center.

My bad. It has to be Mao then.

[Garydee]

Callous Jack wrote:

Garydee wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Garydee wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

This place is for all those who couldn't make it to PaizoCon this year. We hope everyone has fun there, but in the mean time lets just try to keep from sinking.

So...we are plotting revenge on all those going, right?

I mean, Hugo has had it coming for a looong time! Damn butterfrogs!
*sharpens rusty knives*
;-)

I am. Pettiness is my middle name.

I thought it was Hussein?

No, I think that's Urizen's.

Oh.

But isn't he just an alias of Kobold Cleaver?

Possibly. Have they ever posted in the same thread together? We may have a sockpuppet.

[Studpuffin]

*attaches some leaky pontoons*

This should help for a little while!

Oh, and I think Urizen's Driver's Licencse says his middle name is Francis.

[Aberzombie]

sits in his chair and opens up a bottle of brain juice

[Treppa]

* Scooches away from the zombie *

Good thing the conventioneers aren't here. They might sink the raft!

[Aberzombie]

I had to hide the PaizoCon thread. It was too depressing otherwise.

[Lance Bombardier Orthos]

Treppa wrote:

* Scooches away from the zombie *

Good thing the conventioneers aren't here. They might sink the raft!

... You're tryin' to taunt us ain'tcha.

*fumbles around the deck looking for a harpoon*

[Callous Jack]

Aberzombie wrote:

I had to hide the PaizoCon thread. It was too depressing otherwise.

Revenge is a dish best served cold and freshly dug from the grave.

[Freehold DM]

I too, am here, not there. *sigh*

[Studpuffin]

Freehold DM wrote:

I too, am here, not there. *sigh*

It's okay, we've got room over here for ya with me and Treppa.

[Callous Jack]

Freehold DM wrote:

I too, am here, not there. *sigh*

You can always comfort yourself with a Joss Whedon marathon at home.

;-)

[Treppa]

Freehold DM wrote:

I too, am here, not there. *sigh*

Rum?

[Aberzombie]

Callous Jack wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

I had to hide the PaizoCon thread. It was too depressing otherwise.

Revenge is a dish best served cold and freshly dug from the grave.

So, what? I should start AlaskaCemetaryCon?

[Freehold DM]

"FreeholdDM wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

I too, am here, not there. *sigh*

Treppa wrote:

Rum?

Why, yes, thank you.

"Callous Jack wrote:

You can always comfort yourself with a Joss Whedon marathon at home.

;-)

Soaks Buffy DVD Collection in rum

Ah, now the series is not only tolerable, it's smooth going down.

[Charles Evans 25]

Random mournful smurf post.

[Aberzombie]

Welcome to the life raft Charlie.

[Studpuffin]

Charles Evans 25 wrote:

Random mournful smnrf post.

Smnrfs do weigh less. Welcome aboard!

[Callous Jack]

Freehold DM wrote:

Soaks Buffy DVD Collection in rum

Ah, now the series is not only tolerable, it's smooth going down.

I knew it! You do own the collection!

[Darth Mao]

Garydee wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Garydee wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Garydee wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Studpuffin wrote:

This place is for all those who couldn't make it to PaizoCon this year. We hope everyone has fun there, but in the mean time lets just try to keep from sinking.

So...we are plotting revenge on all those going, right?

I mean, Hugo has had it coming for a looong time! Damn butterfrogs!
*sharpens rusty knives*
;-)

I am. Pettiness is my middle name.

I thought it was Hussein?

No, I think that's Urizen's.

Can't be; I drive only left of center.

My bad. It has to be Mao then.

I'm of too much consequence to be petty! You shall not reduce me to a paper tiger such as yourself!

[Freehold DM]

Callous Jack wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Soaks Buffy DVD Collection in rum

Ah, now the series is not only tolerable, it's smooth going down.

I knew it! You do own the collection!

Three of my friends do. Whose collection I ruined is a surprise!

Tosses Xena and Hercules and Andromeda and ESPECIALLY FIREFLY into the mix

Aaah...Refreshing.

[Patrick Curtin]

Well, I visited this type of raft often. Since like 1980 or so

*sigh*

I'll get to a con one of these days.

[Stegger]

I want live streaming of all events and games!!!

[Jonathan_Shade]

*Holds up more bottles of rum*

Here! not there!

[Sir_Wulf]

Sir Wulf grabs a bottle of rum and continues plotting the Missing PaizoCon Pity Party for Saturday.

[Freehold DM]

Jonathan_Shade wrote:

*Holds up more bottles of rum*

Here! not there!

takes up the chant

Here! Not There!