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The other; zombie.
Eating tasty brain morsels.
Worst hookup ever.


Worst hookup ever
Man-child driving new grey porche
Spilled Coke on his seats ^^


Spilled coke on his seats
Like a blizzard themed dust cloud
High "octane" indeed...


High "octane" indeed
Dub-step pounding, both hands freed
Click-clicketty boom!


Click-clicketty boom!
Saliva show starts at nine
Should be done by twelve

Scarab Sages

Should be done by twelve
to represent zodiac
jury of your peers


Jury of your peers
Masked, still smirking, blood-stained ears
Cut in line again?


Cut in line again
In case you didn't notice
I'll flatten yer nose


"I'll flatten your nose..."
Said the dwarven prostitute.
I knew what she meant.


I knew what she meant
A handshake and a nice snack
That's right isn't it?


That's right, isn't it?
Living the dream, face on screen
Fame - you have it all


Fame - You have it all
"I Want to Live Forever!"
Remember my name!


Remember my name
My psychosis from within
sending messages

Scarab Sages

sending messages
failure to communicate
error 404


Error 404
Message says, "Your Brain not found"
Train of thought derailed

Scarab Sages

Train of Thoth derailed!
pulp heroes battle villains!
Nile Empire


Nile Empire: What fun!
If you want to be the Torg
Travel to Orrorsh.

Scarab Sages

travel to Orrorsh
have high tea with my Storm Knight
Solomon Crowley


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Solomon Crowley
His madness he now bewails
A prominent prince


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A prominent prince
practic'ly proven private
prudely pricked Prudence


Prudely pricked Prudence
Quietly quivers, quilted
Rarified rapports


Rarified rapports
Hand-written passionate notes
Love communique

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Love communique
from the woman at Larkhill
don't give that last inch


Don't give that last inch
It's the only thing we have
Other than our souls


Other than our souls
Flimtar: Consumer of All
Only wants our flesh


Only wants our flesh
Exact pound of the good stuff
None of the gristle


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None of the gristle
Prometheus, he fooled me once
Now he regrets it


Now he regrets it
Ex Lax and Immodium
Leads to disaster

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leads to disaster
grant bonus to attack rolls
Investigator


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Investi-gator
He's half man and half reptile
But he is -All Cop-


But he is all cop
Not Al Capp or an owl cup
Tell it like it is


Tell it like it is
Thirty days pass with no words
Time for another

Scarab Sages

Time for another
Passes faster than for you
Relativity

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Relativity
Visiting cousins from hell
They won't go away


They won't go away
Larvae, eggs under my flesh
The insects have won

Scarab Sages

The in-sects have won
Religious upheaval
Averted for now


Averted for now
Mustn't betray intentions
Look out the window

Scarab Sages

Look out the window
See who's staring back at you
A surly Frenchman


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A surly Frenchman
Validates stereotypes
In several ways


In several ways
Paths forward link to the past
Great Nintendo game

Scarab Sages

Great Nintendo game
where you fight Count Dracula
Castlevania


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Castlevania
Near Yursovania and
Wrestlevania


Wrestlevania
Rowdy Roddy Piper faced
Pixelated Whip


Pixelated Whip
I asked her "Are we not men?"
We are all Devo


We are all Devo
Devolution to Jocko
Primitive apes win!


Primitive apes win!
Stinking paws put on humans.
Chuck Heston's nightmare.


Chuck Heston's nightmare:
Take each of his many guns
From warm, living hands.

Scarab Sages

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From warm living hands
To cold ones reaching for you
Zombies on the move

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Zombies on the move
Undead march for civil rights
We shall overcome


We shall overcome
Bless-ed are the av'rage joes
Ordinary guys

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