Fnord is...?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

You've got a fnord in me....

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Fnord help the outcasts, the Children of Fnord.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Can you paint with all the colors of the fnord?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

For every to there is a fro, for every stop there is a go, and that's what makes the world go fnord!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Let me be fnord to you!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Think of all the joy you'll find when you leave the world behind and bid your cares goodbye! You can fnord! You can fnord! You can fnord!

[GoatToucher]

Get busy Fnordin', or get busy Fnordin'.

WHAT'S IN THE FNORD!?!

And you will know that I am the Fnord when I lay my vengeance upon you!

John Fnord: like the drink, but not spelt the same.

[Orthos]

I want the Fnord!

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE FNORD!

[GoatToucher]

I wasn't even supposed to Fnord here today!

Leia: I Fnord you!
Han: ...I Fnord.

[Orthos]

And here I was, just two fnords from retirement.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

"Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your fnord...."

"He told me enough! He told me you killed fnord!"

"No. *I* am your fnord."

[GoatToucher]

You worry about those fighters, I'll worry about the Fnord!

I thought Fnord smelled bad :pants: on the outside!

I find your lack of Fnord... disturbing.

Many Bothans died to bring us this Fnord.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

You know how to whistle, don't you? Just put your lips together and fnord!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Nobody puts fnord in the corner.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Let's all go fnord a kite!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

"How does it feel to betray your own species?"

"FNORD!"

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

I destroyed the fnord 35 minutes ago.

[Ventnor]

Play us a fnord, you're the piano fnord!
Play us a fnord tonight!
'Cause we're all in the fnord for a melody,
And you've got us fnording all right!

Oh, la dada, didi da, dafnord.
La da didida dada dafnord
fnord
fnord
fnord...

[Goth Guru]

"Knock, knock, knock"
"Open the door, it's me, Fnord!"

"Fnord?"

"Yeah, it's me, Fnord!"

"Fnord?"

"Yeah, it's me, Fnord!"

"Fnord?"

"Yeah, it's me, Fnord!"

"Fnords not here!"

[GoatToucher]

Fnord's on first!

Take my wife... FNORD!

Say "Fnord" Gracie.

Fnord Gracie!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're a fnord.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

There is no fnord but fnord, and Mohammed is its fnord!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Why is this fnord different from all other fnords?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Cattle die, kinsmen die, all men are mortal. Fnords of praise will never perish, nor a fnord name.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

We do not know which is worse to bear: Our conquering fnord, or fnord conquering us?

[Sissyl]

There is nothing to fnord but fnord itself.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

They're
FNORDS!!!
FNORDS!!!
Barely even human!
FNORDS!!!
FNORDS!!!
Now we sound the drums of FNORD!!!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

"Now, I'm going to ask you one last time if you have any fnord at all, and if you say 'no,' I'm going to shoot you in the head. Now then: Do you have any fnord at all?"

"No, sir."

*BANG!*

"Such a senseless fnord of human life."

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Do you ever feel...not so fnord?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

There's a fnord in the woods....

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

"FNORD..."

"...WEI..."

"...SER!"

[Sissyl]

FNORD!!! I'M GONNA LIVE FOREEEEVER!!!

[Randarak]

This looks like a job for, FNORD!

[GoatToucher]

You know what that means..

Yes! It means I'm FNOOOOORD!

[Randarak]

Of course, you realize, this means fnord.

[Randarak]

You see me now a veteran of a thousand psychic fnord...

[Pulg]

BREAKIN' THE FNORD! BREAKIN' THE FNORD! DUR! DUR!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Fnord season!
Fnord season!
Fnord season!
Fnord season!
Fnord season!
Fnord season!
Fnord season!
Fnord season!
Fnord season!
Fnord season!
Fnord season!
...Fnord season!
Fnord season! FIRE!!!
*BANG!*

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Fnord as if you were to die tomorrow. Fnord as if you were to live forever.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Fnord is more important than knowledge.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Fnord as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear - and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of fnord.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

The real fnord has no need to prove to the phonies.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Obviously fnord pays, otherwise there'd be no fnord.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Every society gets the kind of fnord it deserves.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Die, fnord! You don't belong in this world!

It was not by my fnord that I was once again given flesh. I was called here by fnords that wish to pay me tribute!

Tribute!?! You steal men's fnords and make them your slaves!

Perhaps the same could be said of all fnords....

Your fnords are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as fnord!

What is a fnord? A miserable little pile of secrets!!! But enough talk - FNORD AT YOU!

[GoatToucher]

All those moments will be lost in time, like Fnords...in...rain. Time to die.

[Ventnor]

The names Fnord. James Fnord.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Fnord doesn't like you. *I* don't like you, either!

[Ventnor]

"Okay, Chuckles. From now on, I pick the fnords."

"Phooey."