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Male Human Paragon 3 /Evoker 6 (abjuration&enchantment barred) ---37,300XP

Riese can cast now.... rolled HP for 1d4+3 and got 6(linked in the profile) for 17 total. Paragon1/Evoker1, no abjuration or enchantment, with Energy affinity:fire (+1cl for fire spells).
Just need to get some flow so I can ditch this f***ed up crossbow that don't hit s**t for a combat wand....


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Right on, daddy-o.


Gonna be slow this weekend 'cuz of the Easter Holiday.
But I will update mr shifty asap.
See you after the holiday!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Happy Easter!
'Sall good. I'm on call, so I might be slow too. Good thing we're in Saltmarsh, coz people can go around doing their own thing a bit, and the people that aren't there can take a nap or whatever.

Liberty's Edge

Male Mothman Expert 5

Didn’t get a chance to post yesterday, I’ll try to put something together to catch up some time today. Happy Easter guys.

Levelled Beldan, rogue 2. hp = 4+1.


Male Wild Elf Druid 16 (Shifter version, PHBII)

Elgan's updated!

Rolled snazzy on the HP! (Full, 8+1=9) but forgot to link the roll,... :(
All is good to go. The druid can now pass through foliage without a rustle! ;)

Yep, Elgan is gonna wander around until he gets back to the pub, or gets himself into trouble. Whatever works! :D


Riese wrote:

Riese can cast now.... rolled HP for 1d4+3 and got 6(linked in the profile) for 17 total. Paragon1/Evoker1, no abjuration or enchantment, with Energy affinity:fire (+1cl for fire spells).

Just need to get some flow so I can ditch this f***ed up crossbow that don't hit s**t for a combat wand....

Let's go kill people and take their money!

Yeehaw!


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

"Well, the fell fatmen....lotsa different stories really. I've pieced together that there's 4 or 5 of them, and they always strike at night. Anybody they find on the streets. Anybody.....streetwalkers, merchants, sea salts....they kill with cleavers. Don't seem interested in stealing or whatnot. Just killing.

Say there the fattest men anybody has ever seen; 4 or 5 of them walking down th' street stark naked, carrying cleavers. All I know.
I've never seen them."

lol-Harvak wants to kill these guys...

Liberty's Edge

Manwolf Werewoof testing upper middle class twit 5
Harvak wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

"Well, the fell fatmen....lotsa different stories really. I've pieced together that there's 4 or 5 of them, and they always strike at night. Anybody they find on the streets. Anybody.....streetwalkers, merchants, sea salts....they kill with cleavers. Don't seem interested in stealing or whatnot. Just killing.

Say there the fattest men anybody has ever seen; 4 or 5 of them walking down th' street stark naked, carrying cleavers. All I know.
I've never seen them."
lol-Harvak wants to kill these guys...

What'd they ever do to you? ;)


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Question to the players;

I'm a beg/borrow/stealer of the worst kind.

I just got PF#7; does it bother any of you if I steal anything out of there, or do you want to stay clean of it for gaming? I haven't read it yet, so I don't know what if anything I'd use...

Also, Savage Tide--there's things in there I like; don't know what or when, but does grifting off of that bother anybody?

Age of Worms too; not sure yet anything specific...

Also, anything YOU guys like(d) or hate(d) out of that stuff, let me know that too.


Male Human 17thFighter

It's all in the presentation and you do that well heathy, btw don't take my WTF from before I really thought I'd get a answer from that pansey dressed alley lurker....

The Exchange

Male Dworc (half-dwarf/half-orc) Monk4/Barbarian2/Rogue2/Jack-of-all-Trades2/Master of None2/Quasi-diety2

Whatever, bro. You lead, I'll kill S**t. BTW just wait til Riese finds someone worth seducing (to him anyway). It'll be real funny.

Oh, um, also I thought that if you wanted to keep the little cthulu around he could hang with Riese as a non-familiar familiar. He could pretend to be mine until I can spend a feat to take him on(can you do that?) or something. Unfortunately I gave up a familiar for an alternate ability, but if you want him to hang out and pester people he could use Riese's shoulder.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

WRT the WTF--it's all cool.

Oh, and Altai just let the zoog go kill Pearl's rat infestation.

I just don't want to spoiler stuff up for somebody trying to play in Crimson Throne or something. I was thinking, if I can angle stuff to where a trip to Scuttlecove is utilitous, I'd go crazy with that freaking place; from the Dungeon magazine adventures, though, it looks like you better be at least 5th level to step off the ship or you'll just get beat down by muggers, robbed and killed, dumped in an alley; so that's a while away at least...


Male Human 17thFighter
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

I was thinking, if I can angle stuff to where a trip to Scuttlecove is utilitous, I'd go crazy with that freaking place; from the Dungeon magazine adventures, though, it looks like you better be at least 5th level to step off the ship or you'll just get beat down by muggers, robbed and killed, dumped in an alley; so that's a while away at least...

Except Stigwold he be pawned off as the sex dwarf for a gay pirate ogre magi's harem of freaks...and you know he'd love it;)


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Fake Healer wrote:

Whatever, bro. You lead, I'll kill S**t. BTW just wait til Riese finds someone worth seducing (to him anyway). It'll be real funny.

There's some hot noble chicks "slumming" at the Lizard Boat, as per me last post.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Tobus Neth wrote:
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

I was thinking, if I can angle stuff to where a trip to Scuttlecove is utilitous, I'd go crazy with that freaking place; from the Dungeon magazine adventures, though, it looks like you better be at least 5th level to step off the ship or you'll just get beat down by muggers, robbed and killed, dumped in an alley; so that's a while away at least...

Except Stigwold he be pawned off as the sex dwarf for a gay pirate ogre magi's harem of freaks...and you know he'd love it;)

Aww, crikey! That's just wrong for so many reasons. ROFLMAO!

Then Aubrey over there, calling out the monitor lizard--"aww hell; where's me some stats for monitor lizards," I was thinking.


Male Human 17thFighter
"Tobus Neth wrote:
a gay pirate ogre magi

With the flare of Rip Taylor...

Liberty's Edge

Manwolf Werewoof testing upper middle class twit 5

Ay carumba!


Male Human 17thFighter

The bar brawl thats about to happen are they drawing weapons?

Liberty's Edge

Manwolf Werewoof testing upper middle class twit 5

Don't know yet. It's initiative.

Liberty's Edge

Manwolf Werewoof testing upper middle class twit 5

Game needs a good barfight, I reckon. ;)


dungeonmaster heathy wrote:


I just got PF#7; does it bother any of you if I steal anything out of there, or do you want to stay clean of it for gaming? I haven't read it yet, so I don't know what if anything I'd use...

Haven't read it. Will read it next year if you like.

I've got a few issues from the savage tide AP, but not much....

Liberty's Edge

Manwolf Werewoof testing upper middle class twit 5

Naah, you don't have to not read it or anything. I'm just wondering; prolly plunder it for monsters or the like.


Male Human 17thFighter
Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:


"Ye ken th'
footlochar"=footlocker???
"Ye hae gob ay a whoor'."

Stiggy translate???

Grand Lodge

Male Human Expert 5

G&$!#*n SOBs... I guess these are our overequipped, underemployed noble troublemakers?

Also, I'm off to San Francisco for a convention tomorrow, and won't be back until next Sunday. I might have Internet access, but that will be sporadic, as my laptop is pretty old and not set up for wireless. Until then, feel free to run Altai however you want. First, we need to win this barfight, though.

Liberty's Edge

Manwolf Werewoof testing upper middle class twit 5
Vattnisse wrote:
G!+*@*n SOBs... I guess these are our overequipped, underemployed noble troublemakers?

Ronin, anybody? Anything to make Saltmarsh flakier. ;)


I'm just catching up,... (story of my life)

Messiur DM, I have access to most of the articles/adventures you mentioned, but Haven't read them yet, and won't get the chance to read or play them for a while, (If ever!) so , swipe all you want! We'll just kill more things!

:D

Liberty's Edge

Manwolf Werewoof testing upper middle class twit 5

Right on.


Tobus Neth wrote:
Stigwold Mæch'Hæmmær wrote:


"Ye ken th'
footlochar"=footlocker???
"Ye hae gob ay a whoor'."

Stiggy translate???

ken=know

footlochar=footlocker

Ye hae gob ay a whoor=have the mouth of a whore

Liberty's Edge

Male Mothman Expert 5

I’m playing in Savage Tide, about to run Age of Worms, and planning on getting Crimson Throne, but I’m cool if you want to throw bits in, as long as you’re cool that I might know some stuff (don’t worry about spoiling ST for me – I read it as it was coming out in Dungeon, assuming I’d be running it).

Liberty's Edge

Manwolf Werewoof testing upper middle class twit 5

That's cool.


Are you ready, Stiggy? Aha.
Riese? Yeah! Beldan,Altai,Gittik, Elgan,Becton, OK.
Alright, fellas, let's go!

Oh it's been getting so hard
Livin' with the things you do to me, aha
Oh my dreams are getting so strange
I'd like to tell you everything I see
Oh, I see a man at the back
As a matter of fact his eyes are red as the sun
And a girl in the corner let no one ignore her
'Cause she thinks she's the passionate one

Oh, yeah, it was like lightning, everybody was frightening
And the music was soothing, and they all started grooving

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
And the half-orc at the back said
Everyone attack and it turned into a bar-room blitz
And the girl in the corner said
Becton, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a bar-room blitz
Bar room blitz, bar room blitz, bar room blitz
Bar room blitz

I'm reaching out for something
Touching nothing's all I ever do
Oh, I softly call you over
When you appear there's nothing left of you, aha
Now the dicks from the docks
One is dead under Stiggy's axe the other he raises his hands to the sky
And the girl in the corner is ev'ryone's mourner
She could kill you with a wink of her eye

Oh yeah, it was electric, so frightfully hectic
And the band started leaving, 'cause they all stopped breathing

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
And the half-orc at the back said
Everyone attack and it turned into a bar-room blitz
And the girl in the corner said
Becton, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a bar room blitz
Bar room blitz, bar room blitz, bar room blitz
Bar room blitz

Oh yeah, it was like lightning, everybody was frightening
And the music was soothing, and they all started grooving

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah ...

That bar fight is awesome, Stiggy up and slays a man! Riese is bad ass with magic! I don't me to be tellin tales out of school but we're pretty bad ass group of dudes...

Liberty's Edge

Manwolf Werewoof testing upper middle class twit 5

ROFLMAO!!!


Nice bardwork, there Tobus.

NEW PBP

Liberty's Edge

Manwolf Werewoof testing upper middle class twit 5

Good luck with the pbp, kruelio mc kruelster.
I'd try and jump in, but I'm overcommitted right now...


Heathansson wrote:

Good luck with the pbp, kruelio mc kruelster.

I'd try and jump in, but I'm overcommitted right now...

No problemo. I think 3 or 4 games as player and one as DM is about enough. Unless you are Radavel.

Liberty's Edge

Manwolf Werewoof testing upper middle class twit 5

lol!!!


Thanks Harvak, I needed that!

Happy Easter to all, in case any were wondering!


Ragadolf wrote:

Thanks Harvak, I needed that!

Happy Easter to all, in case any were wondering!

Happy Easter (belated)!


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

I feel like Woody Allen.
"OMG--did I make this encounter too easy? Is it too hard? No,...no...definitely too easy. I gotta lie down. I'm getting dizzy."


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

I am tweakin' on those combat wands for wizards tho'.

Liberty's Edge

Male Mothman Expert 5

Great poetry Harvak!

Thinking of taking a level of bard next?


Male Human Paragon 3 /Evoker 6 (abjuration&enchantment barred) ---37,300XP

Alright, we didn't do anything wrong in the barfight, just defended ourselves and now it looks like we are gonna get run out of town. I say we just stay put and wait for the guard. I ain't gonna leave my hometown and family because a bunch of imbeciles decided to try to kill my companions and got slain. If the guard wants to try me for 'murder' than so be it. I won't kill any guardsmen.
It's ridiculous that defending ourselves may be viewed as us being murderers.

The Exchange

No peeking, please Rarely Accountant 2/Auditor 4/Waster 30

I agree - but Gittik will follow Stig since he doesn't really get this justice concept.

The Exchange

Male Dworc (half-dwarf/half-orc) Monk4/Barbarian2/Rogue2/Jack-of-all-Trades2/Master of None2/Quasi-diety2

Riese may be getting ready to pull a 'Aso from the Darksun game' moment... Hey Heathy is there a 1000gp, 1d6 fire combat wand available in town? If so Riese may go buy it.


Male Human 17thFighter
dungeonmaster heathy wrote:

"It's all true, sir. That one--" she points to the unconscious knifeman--"came at me like a panther to a deer. I don't know what would've happened if not for Riese and his brave band."

"If I may interject," says the man in plate, "that's only half the story. I am Sir Guy, of the House of Gilbert. My friends were vilely murdered by that commoner Riese's halforc and duergar companion. The halforc started this whole brouhaha by throwing a handaxe at me. I think these ones were running interference for the assassination attempt, then tried to appear to quell it when I and my friends gave them fair battle.
They had a wild halfling with them. He looked like some form of werebeast. He murdered the poor crippled dwarf lieing there. Murdered him in cold blood, for spilling beer on him."
bluff roll 20!!! Just kidding.

LMAO!


Hey Mothman, I have an English usage question: what do you guys call ketchup/catsup down there in Australia?

(a) Ketchup
(b) Catsup
(c) Tomato Sauce
(d) Other


Fake Healer wrote:
Riese may be getting ready to pull a 'Aso from the Darksun game' moment... Hey Heathy is there a 1000gp, 1d6 fire combat wand available in town? If so Riese may go buy it.

Ah, if Aso had only had 1000 gp.... that would have been fun.

If it's in character it's in character, that's what I always say.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!
Fake Healer wrote:
Riese may be getting ready to pull a 'Aso from the Darksun game' moment... Hey Heathy is there a 1000gp, 1d6 fire combat wand available in town? If so Riese may go buy it.

If you gots the cash, go for it.


I AM THE LORD OF ALL HELLFIRE!!!!!

Rough day at work; car problems; couldn't post much during the day...

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