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Pathfinder Society Member. 466 posts (795 including aliases). No reviews. No lists. 1 wishlist. 3 Pathfinder Society characters. 6 aliases.


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too many to think about taking a chance


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Couple of sessions ago our oracle was out taking care of personal business and so missed the session. I played him and my gnome sorc. He's playing a halfling oracle with the blindness thing. So we're in this lumbermill and we get into a fight. Our paladin gets the hairbrained idea to burn the mill and shouts it out loud. So far the oracle has done every dumb thing the paladin has suggested, so I figured, "Ok, at least I know what to do now..." and I fire the light x-bow at the lantern on the wall.

Nat 20.

DM asked for a conf roll

Nat 20

DM says "Do that again...I dare you..."

Nat 20

Cue massive fire!

So now the pally is cheering, the fetchling rogue is looking for a window to dive out of, and my gnome sorc is giggling like a loon.

Pally says "Uh oh, too much fire"

Sorc said "whatnoproblemIcanfixthis!!!!!"

>Pyrotechnics<

Now everyone is blind because I thought it would be even funnier to do the fireworks effect. But the fire did go out so that's good...


chaoseffect wrote:
Ravingdork wrote:

This prestige class does not represent loyal knights to the king who save the kingdom from trolls.

It represents a vile thug who kills anyone, lowly criminal or high priest alike, as a profession for no other reason than for their love of death and/or money.

These two concepts are very different, and wholly incompatible with one another. One is clearly benevolent, the other obviously not.

Why can't loyal knights who save the kingdom from trolls also happen to be vicious killers?

Too close to RL history??? Breaks the suspension of disbelief??? (yeah I'm reaching here...)

@Nephril: Not to pick nits here, and also not being a wiseguy; but what did you mean by "tobacle"? Tobacco debacle? Toby the Oracle? something else???


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Next time my girlfriend asks me a question like that I will LITERALLY claim a Diplomacy roll, roll the die in front of her and see how it turns out.

I expect interesting results


SHO NUFF!

wait...Quinn the Eskimo?


Taking payment for the purpose of killing a specific targeted individual is not considered a "good" action.

Mind you, being a murder-hobo and rifling through the corpses of the slain is not thought highly of either.


Gonna have to change Eff's son's name to "Carl". If you're confused, watch The Walking Dead...


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Ring of Gaseous Form (cursed): When worn, the wearer and ring become gaseous. Unfortunately, the wearer can no longer find to ring or the finger to remove it. The character remains in gaseous form until a remove curse is cast.


I DON'T WANT TO BE ELFSTAR ANYMORE! I WANT TO BE DEBBIE!!!!! (watch how I soar) also, Dancing Queen


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

well yeah...I am!


Bigdaddyjug wrote:
Nebten wrote:
There already is one: PC for Player Character. A term as old as DM.
I don't like PC. Something about it just rubs me the wrong way.

Why....are you a MAC?


Under A Bleeding Sun wrote:
trollbill wrote:
I guess she didn't expect her statement to draw Agro.
Look whose trolling again!

TAUNTING OFF OF YOU!!!!

/tar focus
/cast Death Grip
/cast Dark Command
/cast Icy Veins
/cast Scarlet Plague
/cast Pestilence

JEEZ why can't you people be on TeamSpeak....newbs! lol


Sissyl wrote:

Lots of people claim physical maturity comes as early as with humans, too. The concrete problem here is that it doesn't account for different backstories. What would you say to a player who wanted his character to have been enslaved after a raid on his elven village at age twenty. Since then, the elf has fought tooth and nail in the arena and learned to become a lvl 1 brawler.

-"Sorry, you can't play an elf who hasn't gone through the massive time waste?"
-"Sorry, that is not a possible backstory, since all elven villages are protected by spherical walls of unobtainium?"
-"Sure, you are now a level 43 brawler after eighty years in the ring?"
-"Sure, only your character has been the mascot and laughing stock in the ring for eighty years without a single win since elves can't learn until they are 100?"
-"No because ultra-powerful elven commandoes rescue you and offer you an eighty year training program of becoming a lvl 1 brawler?"

Please, what would you say? Perhaps one could hope for "Sure, let's ignore the fossil age table and get you a character you'd enjoy playing."

Broke armses and legses take time to heal, especially wit delicate elven constitutions. Havin an elven pit fightah is a mark of prestige and while the pit foremen and owners don't mind if dere pointy-eared "guest" is injured, dey certainly don't want 'im slain. (And dey is always male. Best not to axsk what 'appens to captured elven females...)


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5
Mors Buolgun wrote:
... yep.

mmmmHMM

/cracks open a beer

crkPSSSHH

/cue King of the Hill theme song...


It must be rough, carrying around all that hyperbole, just waiting to use it...


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Because they have high hopes and aspirations and their parents said they could be whatever they wanted to be when they grew up?


Orfamay Quest wrote:
Simon Legrande wrote:


And I particularly love Orfamay's comment that me saying I have no power to change the world and course of human behavior means that I'm totally cool with the way things are. Good call dude, you nailed it.

If you think you have no power, you're almost certainly correct.

I stand by my statement. If you're simply going to walk past white privilege, then you're accepting it, not fighting it.

Spoiler:
your post sounds like:
You're wrong. Too bad. Guess what, there's nothing you can do about it because I stand by that.

Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

Nah....lemme scout 'head an make sure it aint no trap, 'kay? Wait 'ere a sec...

Brox looks around and draws the hood of his cloak over his head. He draws one gladius and proceeds down the main tunnel at a slower pace than usual (1/2 movement for difficult terrain, no penalty for movement in stealth)

Stealth: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (7) + 9 = 16


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

RAHHHHR BRAINS! Sorry I was away, had some icky family stuff to handle.


Caineach wrote:
Fake Healer wrote:

You all do know that Evil Racist Cop isn't the majority of cops, right? And Evil, Racist DA? And Evil, Racist Jury and Judge?

I get it that there are some. But you do get that it isn't most of them, right?
Or are we to the point that all cops are Evil Racist Cop? Because that's what is being implied.
Prick cop on a power trip accounts for every cop I have ever interacted with.

And the only thing they all have in common (besides being police) is you. Imagine that.


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

Y'ns is gonna get me kill't

Hold for the zombie to move!

Yeah, looking to set up a flank for Mors and me :D


Tirisfal wrote:
Brox RedGloves wrote:
Also, can you peeps differentiate between accepting and non without going "liberal" and "conservative". I'm conservative, and I really don't care who puts what where and why since it's just none of my business.

Well, I was referring to socially conservative folks, who are generally "socially conservative" and aren't keen on their idea of the status quo being challenged, and has nothing to do with politics. It's not meant as a slight to anyone to make the statement that I feel safer in a more socially liberal town because I mostly get left alone to express myself however I want without fear of physical or verbal repercussions. That's not to say that conservatives are all automatically bad (nor would I ever say that all liberals are good); however, I grew up in a conservative town, and the few years I spent in a college town for work was a huge culture shock for me.

That said, I'm sorry if what I said offended you; I should have made a better word choice because it wasn't my intention to slight anyone.

No worries. I just see a LOT of the "Conservative = bad" thing on Paizo boards.

What? No repsonse to the Lillian Voss thing? And you call yourself a GAMER????? </storms off in a huff> lol


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Anyone that says: "Well if I would've known that I would've done something different"

Pay attention to the game and not your iphone and you would've known...


BigNorseWolf wrote:
Come on guys, try to keep it on the fergison (or at least one degree of seperation from it. We don't need to wind through every related issue until we hit kevin bacon)

OH THAT'S JUST GREAT. NOW PEOPLE ARE HITTING KEVIN BACON???? WTF RACISTS!!! (read first three words and last three words and reply!)


Going to have to transfer my DK tank, BE rogue and a shiny new Lock over as soon as I re-sub (already purchased WOD)


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Just gonna leave THIS here before threadlock.


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Tirisfal wrote:

So my appendix tried to murder me on Sunday, but I'm alive!

Anyway, the latest edition of the world's oldest table top RPG has some things to say on the topic of gender identity...is that something we're allowed to discuss on these boards, Crystal? Lissa? Because it struck me as interesting.

And here I thought we might find your plot being tended to by Lillian Voss, waiting for the Val'kyr to come by...

Also, can you peeps differentiate between accepting and non without going "liberal" and "conservative". I'm conservative, and I really don't care who puts what where and why since it's just none of my business.


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

Watching Helgoron, Brox's eyes roll up and regard the undead thing that advanced forward.

Takes a step back where yer wuz, dere...betta fer me dat way!

attack MH: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4
Attack OH: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (16) + 3 = 19

damage MH: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
damage OH: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

not too bad...could be better though! Keeping at it!


The Shining Fool wrote:

Unfortunately, large portions of the American political apparatus will ignore the larger issues that Ferguson represents because of the alleged robbery by Brown. Because as we've already seen repeatedly in this thread, tu quoque seems to be perfectly fine for many people.

But for me, it wouldn't matter if Brown was a horrible person and the officer was doing the right thing by shooting him, because it's bigger than Brown. It's about how police react to their population. It's about treating peaceful protestors as criminals. It's about assaulting and abusing a free press. It's abut arrests without cause. It's about the thin blue line defending the cops who do do wrong/immoral/illegal things as a sort of fraternity. It's about Scalia's "new professionalism" protecting police departments from outside review.

Yes, there was looting and rioting the first night. But after that, the protests were largely peaceful. And the police reacted with armored vehicles meant for combat zones, with long range acoustic devices to deafen and subjugate the people they have sworn oaths to defend and protect, with disregard for civil liberties and private property, with animosity toward a free press meant to keep the government honest and to protect society from encroaching tyranny.

But Brown was a black kid who may, may, have committed assault earlier. So all of the actions of the cops are "justified." Just like their actions toward Eric Garner were "justified." Just the like the 115 cases so far in 2014 where police departments have used SWAT teams against targets other than hostage or barricade situations (you know, the reason that SWAT teams exist) were justified.

When the police treat their citizenry as the enemy, we will respond as the enemy. When the police treat the citizenry as human beings, we will respond as human beings.

Except they haven't been peaceful, have they?


icehawk333 wrote:
darkwarriorkarg wrote:
A rouge should only amblush. Only a rogue can ambush
*Rummages through things for Pilkunnussija repellant*

Did you just call him "One who copulates with commas"? Or just a "grammar national socialist"? Cause either of them are funny :D

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/pilkunnussija


Cuchulainn wrote:
10 (The 5th Element) Crazy Hat Guy: "Gimme de caaaassssh!". That whole scene cracks me up.

Cop: "Sir, are you classified as 'Human'"?

Corbin Dallas: "Uhhh, nagative, I am a meat popsicle"

Also, this (from Event Horizon):

D.J.: I wasn't going to tell you this. I've been listening to the distress signal, and I, um, think I made a mistake in the translation.

[Plays the distress signal]

Miller: Go on.

D.J.: I thought it said "liberate me" - "save me." But it's not "me." It's "liberate tutame" - "save yourself." And it gets worse.

[Plays the distress signal again]

D.J.: There - I think that says "ex inferis." "Save yourself... from hell." Look, if what Doctor Weir tells us is true, this ship has been beyond the boundaries of our universe, of known scientific reality. Who knows where it's been, what it's seen. Or what it's brought back with it.

Miller: From hell.


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

Slash at the prone skeleton with both gladii And pray to the dice gods for good rolls!

MH atk: 1d20 + 3 - 4 ⇒ (4) + 3 - 4 = 3
OH atk: 1d20 + 3 - 4 ⇒ (6) + 3 - 4 = 5

damage MH: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8
damage OH: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

Dice Gods angry!!


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Eben TheQuiet wrote:
I realize this is TOTALLY not the point, but I'm trying to remember the last time I've heard a car backfire.

To put it a different way...I still hide out in my darkened apartment every Fourth of July because the fireworks sometimes sound to much like artillery in the distance, small arms fire up close and mortar fire. It aint fun. And it's supposed to be my holiday.


It's really too bad that he's gone. What is bothering me is the level of histrionics I'm seeing from some quarters is rather disturbing. For instance, my sister, who has never even met anyone remotely famous was gushing on FB how "absolutely devastated" she was. He was a gifted comedian and actor, and I've enjoyed all his movies (except that really dark one, where he is the villian), but I think some of the responses I've seen are a little "uncomfortably extreme". Anyone else notice this?

(Note that before anyone responds here how their post here is valid, heartfelt or any of that, I haven't read any responses except the OP on this thread, so I am not refering to "your" post.)


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

lol I opnly have him in my laptop and Home Hero Lab. So that means you're tapping my laptop and/or PC!!! CREEPY!!!


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Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

Hey GM! Helgoron PM'd me and said he wanted to sell all his loot and give me the gold. Yeah...that's it!


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

Move to D4 please and draw both glads

MH: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5
OH: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 14

OH Dam: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

Morzzz switch wit me...


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

Drawn away from the conversation and staring at the rock formations/sculptures Brox notices too late that a request for help has been made by the gillman and accepted

Oi...oi don see much profit in it. Sure, doin' good is nice an all, but it don't fill yer belly...once Brox realizes a decision has already been made...oh well dats just fine den...


I started playing in the late 70's on our front porch. Explained to my parents what the game was about, told them both what we do (sit around laugh and joke and roll dice), and invited them to sit and watch us play. Took all of 15 minutes before they both left the room, bored to tears of hearing a table full of young boys shouting and laughing at each other.

Good times...


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

Apparently, I need permission to look at the maps


I fong Dalek Thos until his outsides are in, his insides are out, his entrails become his extrails. Pain! lots of pain!


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5
Helgoron wrote:


Brox RedGloves wrote:

After says so, Brox nudges Helgoron knowingly,

Why'd yer take da long way? hehe

"Just to avoid the need for you to scrape me from the bottom of the pit" - Helgoron retorts with a fanged smile.

Aint da Pit where youse began?


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

OH YEAH!!!! (HEY KOOL-AID!)


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

I'll hop across the pit.

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15

T'row da rope up 'ere and I'll 'elp yer up! Den we kin toss it 'cross da pit fer th'others.

After says so, Brox nudges Helgoron knowingly,

Why'd yer take da long way? hehe

Seeing how "loot distribution" is going, Brox "stage-whispers" to himself

"Oi Brox, mebbe youse might like dis 'ere cloak...it's roit magic an' stuff" to the group if'n yer was any kind of prop'ah I might'o 'eard some'fink like dat.


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

guess I'll have to make a tiefling slayer and get some xp on him quickly (otherwise it"ll be ANOTHER half orc...blah)


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

Youse better have a plan pip-squeak! I don' like lettin' 'er off 'lone wit dat t'ing...she better 'ave a plan is all...

I'll half step it to the cave, looking back often to see if Janira having too much trouble with the minotaur.


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

"Well, dat waz quick! Good ting we got able bodied killa's in are midst

Brox ables out of the brush, picking errant thistles from his dirty leather armor.

"Aint much good at 'trailblazin'' though. Hope'n one er yer kin do it"


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

cool beans thank you!

If the flea charges Rahk I'll move to flank and stabbity stab


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

Holy cow...those fleas are far away! I hope you don't mind me NOT doing all that stuff and just ambling a couple of feet away from the group instead...This is what happens when I can't see the map at work. Sorry!

Drop into stealth instead

stealth: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (2) + 9 = 11

note that the map is listed as "view only"...can't move


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

Less talkin' an' more killin' ya plonker!

I'll move around it to get a good flank on the nearest if possible, drawing both glads as I go. (at work and cannot open the map)

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15

MH Attack: 1d20 + 3 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 3 + 2 + 1 = 13
MH Damage: 1d6 + 1d6 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (3) + (4) + 2 + 1 = 10

OH Attack: 1d20 + 3 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 3 + 2 + 1 = 15
OH Damage: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (1) + (4) + 1 + 1 = 7

You'll most likely get an AoO off that low Acrobatics roll. Blah :D

Arg, 1st atk is actually an 11 with damage of 6.
@nd atk is actually a 13 with damage of 3.

I really thought they would move in to attack and not wait...whoops.

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