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Pathfinder Society Member. 447 posts (770 including aliases). No reviews. No lists. 1 wishlist. 3 Pathfinder Society characters. 6 aliases.


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Caineach wrote:
Fake Healer wrote:

You all do know that Evil Racist Cop isn't the majority of cops, right? And Evil, Racist DA? And Evil, Racist Jury and Judge?

I get it that there are some. But you do get that it isn't most of them, right?
Or are we to the point that all cops are Evil Racist Cop? Because that's what is being implied.
Prick cop on a power trip accounts for every cop I have ever interacted with.

And the only thing they all have in common (besides being police) is you. Imagine that.


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

Y'ns is gonna get me kill't

Hold for the zombie to move!

Yeah, looking to set up a flank for Mors and me :D


Tirisfal wrote:
Brox RedGloves wrote:
Also, can you peeps differentiate between accepting and non without going "liberal" and "conservative". I'm conservative, and I really don't care who puts what where and why since it's just none of my business.

Well, I was referring to socially conservative folks, who are generally "socially conservative" and aren't keen on their idea of the status quo being challenged, and has nothing to do with politics. It's not meant as a slight to anyone to make the statement that I feel safer in a more socially liberal town because I mostly get left alone to express myself however I want without fear of physical or verbal repercussions. That's not to say that conservatives are all automatically bad (nor would I ever say that all liberals are good); however, I grew up in a conservative town, and the few years I spent in a college town for work was a huge culture shock for me.

That said, I'm sorry if what I said offended you; I should have made a better word choice because it wasn't my intention to slight anyone.

No worries. I just see a LOT of the "Conservative = bad" thing on Paizo boards.

What? No repsonse to the Lillian Voss thing? And you call yourself a GAMER????? </storms off in a huff> lol


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Anyone that says: "Well if I would've known that I would've done something different"

Pay attention to the game and not your iphone and you would've known...


BigNorseWolf wrote:
Come on guys, try to keep it on the fergison (or at least one degree of seperation from it. We don't need to wind through every related issue until we hit kevin bacon)

OH THAT'S JUST GREAT. NOW PEOPLE ARE HITTING KEVIN BACON???? WTF RACISTS!!! (read first three words and last three words and reply!)


Going to have to transfer my DK tank, BE rogue and a shiny new Lock over as soon as I re-sub (already purchased WOD)


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Just gonna leave THIS here before threadlock.


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Tirisfal wrote:

So my appendix tried to murder me on Sunday, but I'm alive!

Anyway, the latest edition of the world's oldest table top RPG has some things to say on the topic of gender identity...is that something we're allowed to discuss on these boards, Crystal? Lissa? Because it struck me as interesting.

And here I thought we might find your plot being tended to by Lillian Voss, waiting for the Val'kyr to come by...

Also, can you peeps differentiate between accepting and non without going "liberal" and "conservative". I'm conservative, and I really don't care who puts what where and why since it's just none of my business.


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

Watching Helgoron, Brox's eyes roll up and regard the undead thing that advanced forward.

Takes a step back where yer wuz, dere...betta fer me dat way!

attack MH: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4
Attack OH: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (16) + 3 = 19

damage MH: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 2 = 6
damage OH: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

not too bad...could be better though! Keeping at it!


The Shining Fool wrote:

Unfortunately, large portions of the American political apparatus will ignore the larger issues that Ferguson represents because of the alleged robbery by Brown. Because as we've already seen repeatedly in this thread, tu quoque seems to be perfectly fine for many people.

But for me, it wouldn't matter if Brown was a horrible person and the officer was doing the right thing by shooting him, because it's bigger than Brown. It's about how police react to their population. It's about treating peaceful protestors as criminals. It's about assaulting and abusing a free press. It's abut arrests without cause. It's about the thin blue line defending the cops who do do wrong/immoral/illegal things as a sort of fraternity. It's about Scalia's "new professionalism" protecting police departments from outside review.

Yes, there was looting and rioting the first night. But after that, the protests were largely peaceful. And the police reacted with armored vehicles meant for combat zones, with long range acoustic devices to deafen and subjugate the people they have sworn oaths to defend and protect, with disregard for civil liberties and private property, with animosity toward a free press meant to keep the government honest and to protect society from encroaching tyranny.

But Brown was a black kid who may, may, have committed assault earlier. So all of the actions of the cops are "justified." Just like their actions toward Eric Garner were "justified." Just the like the 115 cases so far in 2014 where police departments have used SWAT teams against targets other than hostage or barricade situations (you know, the reason that SWAT teams exist) were justified.

When the police treat their citizenry as the enemy, we will respond as the enemy. When the police treat the citizenry as human beings, we will respond as human beings.

Except they haven't been peaceful, have they?


icehawk333 wrote:
darkwarriorkarg wrote:
A rouge should only amblush. Only a rogue can ambush
*Rummages through things for Pilkunnussija repellant*

Did you just call him "One who copulates with commas"? Or just a "grammar national socialist"? Cause either of them are funny :D

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/pilkunnussija


Cuchulainn wrote:
10 (The 5th Element) Crazy Hat Guy: "Gimme de caaaassssh!". That whole scene cracks me up.

Cop: "Sir, are you classified as 'Human'"?

Corbin Dallas: "Uhhh, nagative, I am a meat popsicle"

Also, this (from Event Horizon):

D.J.: I wasn't going to tell you this. I've been listening to the distress signal, and I, um, think I made a mistake in the translation.

[Plays the distress signal]

Miller: Go on.

D.J.: I thought it said "liberate me" - "save me." But it's not "me." It's "liberate tutame" - "save yourself." And it gets worse.

[Plays the distress signal again]

D.J.: There - I think that says "ex inferis." "Save yourself... from hell." Look, if what Doctor Weir tells us is true, this ship has been beyond the boundaries of our universe, of known scientific reality. Who knows where it's been, what it's seen. Or what it's brought back with it.

Miller: From hell.


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

Slash at the prone skeleton with both gladii And pray to the dice gods for good rolls!

MH atk: 1d20 + 3 - 4 ⇒ (4) + 3 - 4 = 3
OH atk: 1d20 + 3 - 4 ⇒ (6) + 3 - 4 = 5

damage MH: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 2 = 8
damage OH: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

Dice Gods angry!!


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Eben TheQuiet wrote:
I realize this is TOTALLY not the point, but I'm trying to remember the last time I've heard a car backfire.

To put it a different way...I still hide out in my darkened apartment every Fourth of July because the fireworks sometimes sound to much like artillery in the distance, small arms fire up close and mortar fire. It aint fun. And it's supposed to be my holiday.


It's really too bad that he's gone. What is bothering me is the level of histrionics I'm seeing from some quarters is rather disturbing. For instance, my sister, who has never even met anyone remotely famous was gushing on FB how "absolutely devastated" she was. He was a gifted comedian and actor, and I've enjoyed all his movies (except that really dark one, where he is the villian), but I think some of the responses I've seen are a little "uncomfortably extreme". Anyone else notice this?

(Note that before anyone responds here how their post here is valid, heartfelt or any of that, I haven't read any responses except the OP on this thread, so I am not refering to "your" post.)


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

lol I opnly have him in my laptop and Home Hero Lab. So that means you're tapping my laptop and/or PC!!! CREEPY!!!


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Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

Hey GM! Helgoron PM'd me and said he wanted to sell all his loot and give me the gold. Yeah...that's it!


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

Move to D4 please and draw both glads

MH: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5
OH: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 14

OH Dam: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

Morzzz switch wit me...


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

Drawn away from the conversation and staring at the rock formations/sculptures Brox notices too late that a request for help has been made by the gillman and accepted

Oi...oi don see much profit in it. Sure, doin' good is nice an all, but it don't fill yer belly...once Brox realizes a decision has already been made...oh well dats just fine den...


I started playing in the late 70's on our front porch. Explained to my parents what the game was about, told them both what we do (sit around laugh and joke and roll dice), and invited them to sit and watch us play. Took all of 15 minutes before they both left the room, bored to tears of hearing a table full of young boys shouting and laughing at each other.

Good times...


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

Apparently, I need permission to look at the maps


I fong Dalek Thos until his outsides are in, his insides are out, his entrails become his extrails. Pain! lots of pain!


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5
Helgoron wrote:


Brox RedGloves wrote:

After says so, Brox nudges Helgoron knowingly,

Why'd yer take da long way? hehe

"Just to avoid the need for you to scrape me from the bottom of the pit" - Helgoron retorts with a fanged smile.

Aint da Pit where youse began?


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

OH YEAH!!!! (HEY KOOL-AID!)


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

I'll hop across the pit.

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15

T'row da rope up 'ere and I'll 'elp yer up! Den we kin toss it 'cross da pit fer th'others.

After says so, Brox nudges Helgoron knowingly,

Why'd yer take da long way? hehe

Seeing how "loot distribution" is going, Brox "stage-whispers" to himself

"Oi Brox, mebbe youse might like dis 'ere cloak...it's roit magic an' stuff" to the group if'n yer was any kind of prop'ah I might'o 'eard some'fink like dat.


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

guess I'll have to make a tiefling slayer and get some xp on him quickly (otherwise it"ll be ANOTHER half orc...blah)


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

Youse better have a plan pip-squeak! I don' like lettin' 'er off 'lone wit dat t'ing...she better 'ave a plan is all...

I'll half step it to the cave, looking back often to see if Janira having too much trouble with the minotaur.


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

"Well, dat waz quick! Good ting we got able bodied killa's in are midst

Brox ables out of the brush, picking errant thistles from his dirty leather armor.

"Aint much good at 'trailblazin'' though. Hope'n one er yer kin do it"


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

cool beans thank you!

If the flea charges Rahk I'll move to flank and stabbity stab


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

Holy cow...those fleas are far away! I hope you don't mind me NOT doing all that stuff and just ambling a couple of feet away from the group instead...This is what happens when I can't see the map at work. Sorry!

Drop into stealth instead

stealth: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (2) + 9 = 11

note that the map is listed as "view only"...can't move


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

Less talkin' an' more killin' ya plonker!

I'll move around it to get a good flank on the nearest if possible, drawing both glads as I go. (at work and cannot open the map)

Acrobatics: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15

MH Attack: 1d20 + 3 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 3 + 2 + 1 = 13
MH Damage: 1d6 + 1d6 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (3) + (4) + 2 + 1 = 10

OH Attack: 1d20 + 3 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (9) + 3 + 2 + 1 = 15
OH Damage: 1d6 + 1d6 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (1) + (4) + 1 + 1 = 7

You'll most likely get an AoO off that low Acrobatics roll. Blah :D

Arg, 1st atk is actually an 11 with damage of 6.
@nd atk is actually a 13 with damage of 3.

I really thought they would move in to attack and not wait...whoops.


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

Did you buy me anything?


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

The smell of food cooking draws Brox away from rooting around in the back corners of the ruined tower. He hands off his mess kit bowl to Janira, who fills it and hands it back. As he takes the bowl from Janira he crouches slightly and snarls, showing teeth.

Half-Orcs:
This is not surprising behavior among half-orcs raised in a full orc tribe. The closest analogy would be "This is now mine. Thanks."

The snarl fades as he looks into the bowl and swishes the stew around a bit. Then he dips a finger into the stew and stirs it a little.

Oh wot? No meat? psssh...

As he sits down at the edge of the fire Brox reaches into his pack and pulls out a filthy rag and unwraps it's contents. Three small sausages rest inside the cloth which he cuts up using a wickedly barbed dagger.


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

OMG REPORTED REPORTED REPORTED!!!!! lol And in the spirit of full disclosure, I AM a jerk. It's a product of work. I make people pay their bills. (Gotta love Accounts Receivable) But I try to have fun with it, so that makes it okay :D

In reference to Brox roleplay, try to see it through the prism of Firefly, or even Guardians of the Galaxy


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

Taking twenty to carefully search the interior area of the tower for hidden or otherwise secret entrances.

Mebbe dere'sa hidd'n place unner da tow'r

Search= 27


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

After <A GM determined amount of time> Brox returns with an armload of dried branches, twigs, and leaves. Hunkering down, he takes off his crimson gloves and arranges the leaves on the bottom, then the twigs and finally a cone of branches in the fire pit. He then withdraws and takes out his Journal, penning the notes mentioned above while rummaging about the ruins


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

I'll pick up 5 days of orc rations (-5gp +5lb)

Brox picks up the book and looks it over front and back first, then opening and flipping through the pages.

So dis 'ere is fer any'ting we fin intrestin, roit? We gonna be quizzeded on it later? Or izzit jes fer fun? I aint much fer writin...'cept mebbe maps an stuff like dat.

Brox is mostly silent during the day's travel. His wide brimmed travelling hat pulled down low over his eyes.

Quote:
"Mors, would you take Brox with you and gather up some firewood?

At this Brox's eyes narrow suspiciously but he nods and grunts in acquiesence and lumbers off.

Journal Entry (Ruined Watchtower): <Sketch a map of the tower layout. Make notes of possible hiding places, high ground, avenues of approach to the watch tower (roads, paths, etc). Any possible subterranean entrances? Brief notes (two or three words at most) about my feelings for the place. (i.e.: "feels like 'ome", "kinna spooky", "waste o' time") "I'm t'inkin dat miser'ble runt gots it in fer me. Gonna keep an eye on 'er">


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

As Helgoron tells his story, Brox drags a stool to the table, sitting down heavily. He grabs a waitress firmly by her flank, spins her around once and seats her on his lap.

Mug of yer ale, anna bowl uv wate'er yer got onna fire luv

A pinch on her backside and two silver coins on her tray causes a squeal of laughter as she flounces away.

Welly welly well we got us some rare in'ividjools t'day. Good 'nuff fer y'uns as I'm da bestest lock op'ner, second-story man and roughneck dis side o' Magnimar. After a winnin piece o' woik in Riddleport I decided to set da wind to me back an opened me sails 'eaded 'ere. Figgered bein a roit proppa Pat'finner adds an air o' respectability ter me odderwise "nefarious deeds" har har! 'Nuff fer y'uns t' know I never betray a team, an' I don lif' no klank offa team neither.


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

Oi, You lot! Yeah, youse looks like da sort oi kin blen din wif. Dis where we gets are mem'erships?

Brox takes a last tear at the ham hock in his hand and drops the bone to the floor. Beady orange eyes appraise each person at the table as he wipes a greasy hand on the front of his leather jerkin. As his eyes rest on Rahk he whispers:

lalDanyaS ghaH 'ej Duvan

Orc:
Greetings *shaman*

Name is Brox. (heh) Mebbe youse might'a 'eard o' me

His oddly inflected speech says he might hail from far Varisia...most likely Riddleport.


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

my days of not taking you seriously are coming to a middle...


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

Or'aight no needs ta be poxy...wrong table it is den...

The half orc recedes from the confused and slightly annoyed glares and heads back out of the inn

LOL sorry hehe! :D


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

Oi! Youse lot! Dis 'ere where wot one kin get a Pat'finner card?

From the door entrance a half-orc swaggers into the bar. He sees the odd assortment collected at one table and strides to them with purpose. Brox plants himself alongside Hans and nudges his elbow into the large man's side.

Gotsta add an air o' legitimassy t' m'woik 'hey?


ok ok I was posting at work earlier :D


Bah! Wuz 'oping ter go 'long...mebbe later


Reiko of White Wave wrote:
Kvantum wrote:
Actually, isn't she the third female half-elf Iconic, after Reiko and Lirianne?
MEGA HOT! Full human, thank you very much.

Dere we go...fixt dat fer ya.


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

well that's a relief. someday... :D


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

Is it still available after other adventures, or is it a one-time deal?


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

ugh...looks like I'm saving gold then


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

So how does that loot work? Can I just grab that leather armor?


Male Half Orc Rogue 2 | HP 15/15 | AC: 17/14/13 | F:+1 R:+7 W:+0 | CMB: +5 CMD: 17 | Init +4 | Gladius x2 +3 1d6+2 1d6+1oh (19-20) | Acrobat +10 | Bluff +5 | Climb +8 | Disable +12/13 | Esc Art +9 | Know (local) +5 | Per +7/8 (trap) | Stealth +9 | S.o.H. +10 | UMD +5

Well that's bad

MH: 1d20 + 2 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 2 + 2 + 1 = 23

OH: 1d20 + 2 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 2 + 2 + 1 = 21

MHDam: 1d6 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7

OHDam: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

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