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Where’s my Zardoz codpiece?

You're even here in the afterlife?! Oh no, will I never be rid of you?

Scintillae wrote:

Psssssst. Science relies heavily on math.

it's why I vomit sometimes.

Anatomy, biology, medicine... all sciences, all relying heavily on math too.

PossibleCabbage wrote:

I really want an Alchemist Feat called "Potent Potables"... Jeopardy doesn't have that trademarked, do they?

Now I want to make a goblin Alchemist named Trebek... who always states his questions in the form of an answer.

"What is an intriguing choice of PC ideas?"

Hopefully you won't regularly be forced to face sanity-eroding opponents like Sean Connery or Turd Ferguson Burt Reynolds.

I thought Robert Urich was the Vegas of time travel.

We'll ask you the answers, and you can tell us the questions.

Dr. Strangegnome wrote:

Maneuvermoose wrote:

By the way, I have a question for any of Captain Yesterday's aliases:

What is your opinion on people arguing with themselves using different aliases?

Until you've tried it, you might not realize how therapeutic it is to just let the different facets of your personalities just free associate.

Also, it seems totally appropriate for a forum dedicated to a role-playing game.

You're both idiots, and worse, you're hogging the spotlight from Wibbly-Wobbly Timey-Wimey Doctor Yesterday and all his concurrent regenerations.

A stook (or sheaf) of killmoulis.

A __________ of dopplegängers.

"If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year at college."

I am the Great Cornholio, I need T.P. for my bunghole.

Greetings. I am Juan Sánchez Villalobos Ramírez, Chief metallurgist to King Charles V of Spain. And I'm at your service.

Sean Connery is a blood rager?

You should have seen him backstage at Celebrity Jeopardy. The image of 80 yro Connery wearing only his classic Zardoz costume... that image will haunt me forever. {shudders}

Rawr! wrote:

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Badger Submarine?

{sighs} Sean Connery probably used his "Russian" accent to commandeer another Typhoon-class badgerine again.

Edit: Nakkid Sean Connery and a badgerine?! Oh dear.

{reads from official bleeping report:}

Seeking the truth about aliens means a perfunctory 9 to 5 job to some -- for although Agent Diana Luvski is noble of spirit and pure at heart -- she remains nevertheless... a Federal employee. As for her partner, Ranerdt Muldradt -- a ticking time bomb of insanity -- his quest into the unknown has so warped his psyche, one shudders to think how he receives any pleasures from life...

Then there are those who care not about extraterrestrials, searching for meaning in other human beings... Rare or lucky are those who find it -- for although we may not be alone in the Universe -- in our own separate ways -- on This Planet... we are all alone.

Aberzombie wrote:

Flamingos can only eat when their heads are upside down.

To take this statement out of a vacuum, if I understand it correctly, they take in mouthfuls of mud that contain brine shrimp or whatever it is that flamingoes eat, and squirt the mud and water out through their slotted beaks, leaving the noms in the flamingoes' mouths. It's not that they can't eat except in that position; it's that their method of feeding works better if they keep their heads positioned to allow them to scoop mouthfuls in, but then turn a bit back and forth to keep the food in but squirt the waste out. ** spoiler omitted **

The cool thing is that their mouths contain actual erectile tissue that fills with blood and stiffens, supporting their tongues in squirting out the mud and water.

Bah, how can you trust the word of a flamingo? They pee on themselves on purpose, supposedly to "stay cool."

This factoid provided by the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson. Warranty for truthiness is neither granted nor implied.

In Pensacola, Florida, a woman can be fined post-mortem for being electrocuted in a bath-tub from using self-beautification utensils.

The Director's Cut of titanic (10th Anniversary) actually contains the sky from the night the Titanic sank.

I think that was the 3D conversion/release... yep. Also, yet more proof that Neil deGrasse Tyson is awesome.

The granite from Grand Central Station exposes its employees to 120 mrem of radiation each year.

Prior to the Beach Boys' song, there was no such place as "Kokomo". An island, now known as Sandals Cay, was given the name after, though it was later dropped.

Actually, Sandals Cay is the tails side of Kokomo. Like Guam, it was flipped over by Jesszilla and a keketar playing the kaiju-sized version of Toss Across.

And yet, in the Ten Thousand Islands, there are actually only hundreds not thousands.

Liechtenstein once tried to invade Switzerland with 100 men; they came back with 101.

You can find cyanide in apple seeds.

Peanuts are an active ingredient in some forms of dynamite.

All Polar Bears are left-handed.

In 1843, a Parisian street mime named Frank got stuck in his imaginary box and consequently died of starvation.

Gamecock still sounds tougher than peahen.

Kummerspeck is the German word for the "excess weight gained from emotional overeating." The literal translation is "grief bacon."

Tirq is banned for being too sexy for his hairshirt.

Too Sexy for His Hairshirt

gran rey de los vern is banned for recognizing an Ernest quote on sight.

Is Hulk only one to think Am Barbarian and Mr. Fishy talk funny? Hulk think they sound weird to Hulk's ears.

String theory is just the caste system on a quantum level.

Hey, I wouldn't try to kill The Jade, although Sebastian...

;-)

A bat would just tickle him, before he cast Pillar of Skittles on you. Sebastian can only be killed by bludgeoning him with the femur of an honest used car salesman that as been annointed in the blood of an ethical Congressman and rolled in chocolate sprinkles.

What are brains and hearts??

That is correct for $800. Please make another selection from the board.