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So here is an interesting idea: given the fact that ghouls and vampires are now 'moderately' accepted in the pact worlds (mostly due to Eox), I decided to write up a fun little adventure idea that any players (and DMs) can take full advantage of.
Ladies and gentlemen, if you are looking for a career that is both lucrative and highly fulfilling, then please look no further then Fresh Flesh Inc. Sign up now and become a certified 'Corpse Runner' for the illustrious nobility of Eoxian society. Together with your help, we provide an essential humanitarian service for vampires, ghouls, and other exotic undead who wish to dine on the finest blood and corpses that the galaxy has to offer. Although synthetic substitutes have helped to satisfy the masses, there are still many upon Eox who are willing to pay top credits for rare and authentic meats and vintages. To this end, we here at Fresh Flesh Inc make it our priority to provide only the finest of products to our valued clientele. Our founder, Lady Scarlash (LE Ghoul), has overseen the company since its inception, and her keen eye for quality and freshness is second to none. If you are interested, please contact our HR department at 1-800 'Eat Meat' to sign up today.
New hires will also be provided with a free 'blood extractor': a handy tool specifically designed to collect and store the blood of freshly killed corpses. In addition, we will happily offer discounts on the installation of cryo-bays upon any of your starships. To guarantee the satisfaction of our clients, we ask that you please remember to properly label all of your blood vials with the correct species, gender (if applicable), and age (if possible) of the specimen in question.
Don't waste anymore time! Pick up your comm unit and give us a call, and together we will help feed the hungry people of Eox!