Woo page 100! Nekkid page!
You know what else is potent? My next book! It's about a cheese shredder who can't stop coughing up loogies, "Grate Expectorations".
That does it!
*plonks on wig*
You're in for the worst of times and the worst of times.
cloths off old man!
I insist on at the least wearing a tie.
The long one.
The very, very long one.
Geoffrey! Fetch me my fighting trousers!
Cake?
The cake is a lie.
Nekkid cake is even more of a lie, because the whole point of cake is the frosting.
Frosting is a reasonable substitute for clothes, in some circumstances.
(¬_¬)
Fruitcake isn't just empty calories. It can't be - it's got fruit in.
Healthy fruit!
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Doesn't work that way. Fruitcake you use sugared fruit/dried fruit, and still it's mostly flour and butter and sugar for batter, and the flour,sugar and batter aren't good for you. It's like I've chosen to take the red pill, so I see the world as it is, without the illusions of the food industry trying to sugar-coat how junk food is perfectly fine. It isn't.
P.S Skip the cake part of the fruitcake and just eat the fruit directly.
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Actually guacamole is pretty healthy but I guess you should watch how much ground beef you add into it, as well as how much cheese. I admit my bias against avocados because I don't like them.
Avocados are an abomination against humanity and should be burned in the fields.
No bias. Completely objective truth.
I like avocados, both the taste and the texture, but I am a very peculiar little man.
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You guys are suppose to all be naked! I'm just going to assume you are!
(with an exception for really really long ties.)
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Got my second mandalorian shot! This is the way!
I like Avocado on sushi and a little guac from time to time. that is the extent of my avocado experience.
Oh I’m always nekkid. I just know a very talented tattoo artist...
*nekkid cackle*
Maybe I should of thought this out more.
(whom is also nekkid)
My ma always said that about me too.
The glory was to much for him.
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♫ Mine eye have seen the glory of the bare-assed Master Vid ♫
♫ He is gouging out the eyeballs of the low down dirty squid ♫
♫ He will lose his shirt and dark brown pants at the dropping of a hat ♫
♫ His dong isn't that long! ♫
♫ Sorry, sorry, what a silly little guy ♫
♫ Maury, Maury he is just a little shy ♫
♫ Furry, furry he is hiding in the shrub ♫
♫ His schlong is not that long! ♫
Noone asked you Jimmy!
Maybe not, but is he right?
If I had to sum up all of gran and his aliases "being right" is not a phrase I would use. That boy ain't right.
What is all this talk about might?!?!
Also what happen to my cloths?!?!
Hoom hoom... with a sufficiently long neckbeard... one is never really nude... hoom haroom...
Hey now we will be having none of this freehold talk of warming people up.. at last not until he shows up to warm me up. (I did not anticipate the current cold snap with a whole thread of nudity.)
I prefer to set realistic goals.
You took us down a weird road gran.