What's something that looks funny and smells bad, but then you touch it and you're happy?

[Gorbacz]

I ... thought I'll get on with the recent trend of substantive discussion around here. So, penny for your thoughts?

[Cole Deschain]

My dog certainly seems to fit the subject line...

[captain yesterday]

Myself.

Except for the looks funny and smells bad part.

But man, when I touch myself I am happy! (Then ashamed).

[Gorbacz]

captain yesterday wrote:

Myself.

Except for the looks funny and smells bad part.

But man, when I touch myself I am happy! (Then ashamed).

I ... damn, none of my witty comebacks for this are PG-13.

[Vidmaster7]

Uh how about one of those hallucinogenic frogs?

[DungeonmasterCal]

Saurkraut.

[Haladir]

captain yesterday wrote:

Myself.

But man, when I touch myself I am happy! (Then ashamed).

Made me think of The Divinyls...

[Right Said Fred Jones, P.I.]

I'm, I'm too sexy for that song! Too sexy for that song.

On the catwalk, yeah the catwalk
I'll solve this little case on the catwalk.

[Cohle Slaad]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Uh how about one of those hallucinogenic frogs?

I don't look funny. {goes back to making little modrons out of cut-up beer cans}