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Was just followed for ten blocks by a half dozen bluebirds and bunnies and I'm pretty sure this means I'm a Disney princess now.
Can I still say the word f~$+?
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Yeah, Not a big R&M fan. LIke at all. (Just constantly turned off by so much that is in it.) But then I see things like this, and I want to give it a try. :)
FYI- the comic 'Rick & Morty vs D&D' is actually a lot of fun to read. Especially for old-wizards, erm, timers like me, who actually recall ALL of the versions of D&D that they go through. :)
Long, long ago a friend of mine devised a magic sword for a player's Ranger character. It was called Squirrelbringer and that's exactly what it did. He could summon 10d10 squirrels to do his bidding. It was silly as hell but just as funny as well. This same guy's favorite Marvel hero is Squirrel Girl. One of our group passed away about three years ago and he couldn't stand the character, so of course the fan constantly found cosplay pictures of women dressed as Squirrel Girl to send via email and harass him.
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Was just followed for ten blocks by a half dozen bluebirds and bunnies and I'm pretty sure this means I'm a Disney princess now.
Can I still say the word f#&%?
Only in song.
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Only in song.Was just followed for ten blocks by a half dozen bluebirds and bunnies and I'm pretty sure this means I'm a Disney princess now.
Can I still say the word f#&%?
That goes against our design protocols.
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Only in song.Was just followed for ten blocks by a half dozen bluebirds and bunnies and I'm pretty sure this means I'm a Disney princess now.
Can I still say the word f#&%?
Sugar... fudge... H. E. double hockey sticks...
*hands on hips; looks at anthropomorphic squirrel*
Ridic-
-ulous!
*begins singing*
The language that's approved
is too small for a girl like me
these castle walls are a fortress
a prison for my vocabulareeee...
I dream of bigger things unsaid
of words that fill my heart with dread
the verbs that mother cries in bed
or father shouts when he hits his head
Where's the harm, why such fuss?
oh whyyyyyy can I not cussssssss?
*swoopy interlude with swirling dance*
Why can I not say them,
what harm would there be?
If for one shining moment
I used all the profaniteeeee?
Hell yes! Hell yes!
I'll say when I make a mess.
Oh s@%~! Oh s~$&!
Yes! That one's sure to be a hit!
And when I don't get what I want
I'll call mother a stupid--
No. Something still is missing.
Some word I haven't used.
Something vile and wicked and awful
just waiting to be abused...
What's the point in all these riches
if you can't call your servants b%#$@es?
My father is a mighty king
but he's a total ding-a-ling--
No, that's a weak sauce word,
he's a giant turd!
I've been born to wealth and status
the cream of the upper crust
yet I'm as poor as b+&##ass peasant
up to his t@!$ in s**%
In a jail of polite language, I am forever stuck
Because I can't say fuuuuuuccccckkkkkkk!
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G'night everybody!
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...oh, dear. This won't do.
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Idle thoughts from binging far, far too many cooking videos the past few days.
Not naming this thread the Dungeonmaster Cal-Zone was a missed opportunity.
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Idle thoughts from binging far, far too many cooking videos the past few days.
Not naming this thread the Dungeonmaster Cal-Zone was a missed opportunity.
We’re long pasta that point...
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We’re long pasta that point...Idle thoughts from binging far, far too many cooking videos the past few days.
Not naming this thread the Dungeonmaster Cal-Zone was a missed opportunity.
Yeah, but you can't just stop using your noodle. Things'll just boil over.
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Only in song.Was just followed for ten blocks by a half dozen bluebirds and bunnies and I'm pretty sure this means I'm a Disney princess now.
Can I still say the word f#&%?
Sugar... fudge... H. E. double hockey sticks...
(And a whole lot more)In a jail of polite language, I am forever stuck
Because I can't say fuuuuuuccccckkkkkkk!
THIS is both the most brilliant thing, and possibly the most disturbing thing, that I have read all week.
Good job! :)
Idle thoughts from binging far, far too many cooking videos the past few days.
Not naming this thread the Dungeonmaster Cal-Zone was a missed opportunity.
Dang, that's brilliant! I wonder if the mods will let me change the name...hmmm
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Was just followed for ten blocks by a half dozen bluebirds and bunnies and I'm pretty sure this means I'm a Disney princess now.
Can I still say the word f#&%?
This is the greatest thing I may have ever seen.
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Now if I could just get Sir Elton John to score it...
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THAT would be AWESOME! :)
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And yet he was all like: "That's a terrible idea, bloke!" and "I'd never sully my knighthood on such things!" and "How the hell did you get in my jacuzzi?!"
Celebrities. Pfft.
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LOL,
Actually, while LAST line is probably accurate, from what (Little) I know of Sir John, once he realized that you WERE in his Jacuzzi, he'd probably offer you a drink! ;)
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Fantasy NPC: Darrokh The Finder. A hard-boiled... Psychic half-orc?
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LOL, A gumshoe who looks forward to the fight at the end of the episode! :)
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This isn’t going to end well.
...anybody got a match?
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Here, have one on me.
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This isn’t going to end well.
Heh, how much fracking would a fracker frack if...never mind.
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I do like Katee Sackhoff...
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And Monkey Santa goes out with a BOOM!
(Or is that just Quibble's house?!?) O_O
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I'm not entirely sure Monkey Santa is even mortal.
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That isn't really what we need right now...
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I can see the movie trailer now,...
"See the greatest new movie of the decade! MONK WARS! Starring the immortal star of the Century! MONKEY SANTA!"
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I can see the movie trailer now,...
"See the greatest new movie of the decade! MONK WARS! Starring the immortal star of the Century! MONKEY SANTA!"
... I read it as MONKEY SATAN...
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The suit IS red... *strokes chin thoughfully*
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"Darth Simian". snicker...
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I'm almost positive that's somewhere in the Expanded Universe...
Probably. The expanded universe has/had a LOT of books.
;P
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FORCE POUNCE!
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As long as it isn't DARK SIDE POUNCE...
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As long as it isn't DARK SIDE POUNCE...
It's Monkey Santa, a.k.a. Darth Simian. It couldn't be any other kind.
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It was the only way to save Padmonkey...
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Ah, the Tragedy of Darth Simian the Pungent.
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It was the only way to save Padmonkey...
That made my whole day.
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It was the only way to save Padmonkey...That made my whole day.
Awww... thanks!
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ROFL!
NOW I want to see the series! ALL 9 movies!
Make it so! :)
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Sorry, it'll take some time. First off he has to finish filming on the fantasy epic Lord of the Flings.
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Quibblemuch! There's been a breach in the Primate Section of the facility! Code Banana! Repeat, this is a Code Banana!
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The world is OFFICIALLY ON FIRE.
Please, Please, Please, Please, PLEASE. If you are an American living in a major city, for the love of ALL THE OLD GODS, STAY SAFE.
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AND NOT THE FUN KIND OF FIRE
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Quibblemuch! There's been a breach in the Primate Section of the facility! Code Banana! Repeat, this is a Code Banana!
That’s... disconcerting.
All that article is missing is a quote from an Umbrella Corporation spokesperson, assuring us everything is under control.