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Dammit. Another one. Well, petunias, you have your target.
{in Jean Reno accent} 5000 quatlos a head. No wisterias, no kids, that's the rules.
Edit: {covers self with leaves}
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~replants the petunias in her spider infested garden where the webbing should keep them out of trouble~
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Curses!!! Now who can I get to prevent information spread???
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I want to leap, leap, fight, leap and
After which I will rescue a Princess from space badgers and/or man eating petunias, should anyone have one handy.
I would watch this musical in a heartbeat.
Also: Awesome!
(Spamming this around!)
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But, what did you do with the real Sharoth...
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~replants the petunias in her spider infested garden where the webbing should keep them out of trouble~
Oh no, not again.
But, what did you do with the real Sharoth...
Nothing. He's still floating and contemplating, last I knew. Probably on Isaac Arthur's YouTube? Unlike certain racists Anubi, we alien space Dragons (being the superior species as we are), have no problem telling other creatures apart. ;p
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Are you sure about that.
Yes. You are merely a prop. But you are controlled by the one who you appear similar to.
Very well, two can play this game.
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Odd thought; how does one go about brewing in zero gravity? Certainly the station will have some sort of artificial gravity, but if it fails? Ivan must have his vodka!
All space and no rum make Captain Yesterday go something, something...
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Odd thought; how does one go about brewing in zero gravity? Certainly the station will have some sort of artificial gravity, but if it fails? Ivan must have his vodka!
Maybe the station is of sufficient size and density that it naturally generates a gravity sufficient to be normal Golarion gravity.
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It gets way better Yelp reviews then Apostae, that's for sure.
Are you sure about that.
Yes. You are merely a prop. But you are controlled by the one who you appear similar to.
Very well, two can play this game.
Note: I didn't say "avatar" - so, despite having changed your avatar, your name remains, and thus the words "appear similar" still apply to both prop and prop-maker (so long as we're discussing the same prop, as noted by these quotes).
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I'm pretty sure I was going to create a new alias for that joke, but then forgot about it. Even I don't know what I was going to do.
I rarely know what I'm doing either. Alien logic.
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Remember, even in space, bunnies still scream.
Except now, they're six feet tall, swear, and have Plasma Rifles.
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HEY! BUCKY O'HARE, WAS NOT A BUNNY, AND DID NOT SWEAR.
AWESOME
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Humph. Well, you can't prove I have the princess anyway. Now for the matter at hand! I demand tribute!
Well, uh, let's see...
... here's a 't'... and an 'r'... and, then I've got an 'i'...
... hm, this could be harder than I thought. Anyone else know how to use these transparant plastic doohickeys?
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I got a pocket full of nickels, or you can have my first born Starchild.
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Actually i was thinking Ice-T, but that works
Can we have a scifi buddy movie with that Ice-T and this one? (Possible Rick & Morty spoilers)
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Humph. Well, you can't prove I have the princess anyway. Now for the matter at hand! I demand tribute!
What are you going to do with the trilobites once you have them?
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Humph. Well, you can't prove I have the princess anyway. Now for the matter at hand! I demand tribute!
Isn't it a little early to be planning your memorial tribute? You aren't defeated yet.
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Humph. Well, you can't prove I have the princess anyway. Now for the matter at hand! I demand tribute!Isn't it a little early to be planning your memorial tribute? You aren't defeated yet.
Sissyl will not be defeated.
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SPACE MARGARITAS ALL ROUND!
I'll pass. I have alien vows to keep. Thanks, though!
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I have to work tonight, so the only thing I'll be drinking is the bitter tears of disappointed customers.
So delicious.
Tomorrow's good though. :-)
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Put the Limey in the coconut...
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Humph. Well, you can't prove I have the princess anyway. Now for the matter at hand! I demand tribute!Isn't it a little early to be planning your memorial tribute? You aren't defeated yet.
You may have defeated the assassins I didn't send to kill you, but that doesn't give you any right to question me. I demand tribute (that's T-R-I-B-U-T-E by the way), because it is my right to do so. Are any of you Space Empresses? No. Didn't think so. Now get to it, underlings.
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I don't have any underlings on!
Barsoom's gravity renders them unnecessary, and besides, anything bar a few leather straps and a bit of bronze chainmail is frankly a bit de trop this season.
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You may have defeated the assassins I didn't send to kill you, but that doesn't give you any right to question me. I demand tribute (that's T-R-I-B-U-T-E by the way), because it is my right to do so. Are any of you Space Empresses? No. Didn't think so. Now get to it, underlings.Humph. Well, you can't prove I have the princess anyway. Now for the matter at hand! I demand tribute!Isn't it a little early to be planning your memorial tribute? You aren't defeated yet.
What does God Space Empress need with a starship compact SUV? [/le jambon Shatner]
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Hires a couple dudes to sing Sissyl a tribute song:
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Happy Space Father's Cycle, all space fathers: that includes space me!
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What doesYou may have defeated the assassins I didn't send to kill you, but that doesn't give you any right to question me. I demand tribute (that's T-R-I-B-U-T-E by the way), because it is my right to do so. Are any of you Space Empresses? No. Didn't think so. Now get to it, underlings.Humph. Well, you can't prove I have the princess anyway. Now for the matter at hand! I demand tribute!Isn't it a little early to be planning your memorial tribute? You aren't defeated yet.GodSpace Empress need with astarshipcompact SUV? [/le jambon Shatner]
I can feel your pain. But I won't.
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Tammy felt pain, once.
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Useless underlings. Can't even bring me tribute. Hmph. I really should file a complain about the quality of the service here. Yeah, then you'll all be sorry. You will be fired. So there.
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I was supposed to be getting a pay check... :-(
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STEVE HOLT!!!
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Now we need a QUANTUMLIPS alias...
Useless underlings. Can't even bring me tribute. Hmph. I really should file a complain about the quality of the service here. Yeah, then you'll all be sorry. You will be fired. So there.
... and almost all of them were only two weeks from retirement... such a shame...
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I just started...
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Hey, great!
Your first job is to go up to that 12 foot tall green fellow with four arms and huge tusks and flick his nut-sack with a rubber band. Then go down to the stores for a long stand and a tin of Tartan paint.
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Hmp. Now I have to figure how Pilot works out as a giant creature (x2) Flumph lacking flight...