
Treppa |

Treppa wrote:All is well, except lesbians keep punching me, and I don't know why.I'm dying to know the context here.
Have you taken up mugging people at Home Depot?
Not yet, but that's an idea...
No, I'll be at work (working or on my phone while waiting for work) and they sneak up behind me and punch me (to startle me).

Treppa |

Treppa wrote:I am suddenly the immature child who wanted to jump into the girls locker room all over again...Yes, they are co-contractors, not random women walking in off the street and punching me.
It's like the locker room in high school all over again. Well, not that bad yet. :(
Prurient observer of hell on earth?

Freehold DM |

Freehold DM wrote:Prurient observer of hell on earth?Treppa wrote:I am suddenly the immature child who wanted to jump into the girls locker room all over again...Yes, they are co-contractors, not random women walking in off the street and punching me.
It's like the locker room in high school all over again. Well, not that bad yet. :(
I have a clipboard and a camera, so yes.

Feros |
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My Gygax Day character:
STR 12
INT 14
WIS 5
DEX 9
CON 7
CHA 14Just... wow. Any ideas?
In 1st Ed. Intelligence didn't have a modifier or affect spell strength. A 14 would allow you to cast up to 7th level spells and know up to 9 spells per spell level. You could adventure as a magic-user up to 15th level with no problems.
Also you can have a fair number of hirelings with that Charisma and they would be a touch more loyal than average.
Surviving to 15th in 1st Ed., however...

Drejk |
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Treppa wrote:I am suddenly the immature child who wanted to jump into the girls locker room all over again...Yes, they are co-contractors, not random women walking in off the street and punching me.
It's like the locker room in high school all over again. Well, not that bad yet. :(
Suddenly?!

Patrick Curtin |

Freehold DM wrote:Suddenly?!Treppa wrote:I am suddenly the immature child who wanted to jump into the girls locker room all over again...Yes, they are co-contractors, not random women walking in off the street and punching me.
It's like the locker room in high school all over again. Well, not that bad yet. :(
I no, rite? He's perpetrating like he was ever anything else...

Sharoth |

Patrick Curtin wrote:9-5? What the f&*~ does that even mean? Is that like some secret code or something?Another day, another overnight...
I swear, it will be soooo weird to work 9-5 again. I haven't had anything even relatively close to that in eight years. And weekends off? Not since 2000
I agree!!! WTF is that?!? PC should be ashamed of himself!

gran rey de los mono |
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Yes, they are co-contractors, not random women walking in off the street and punching me.
It's like the locker room in high school all over again. Well, not that bad yet. :(
Just be sure to take video to share with us when they start flicking you with a wet towel. OK?
Or call Freehold and I'm sure he'll break Mach 3 on his bike to take the video for you.

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Another day, another overnight...
I swear, it will be soooo weird to work 9-5 again. I haven't had anything even relatively close to that in eight years. And weekends off? Not since 2000
last month i was awake 34 hours and i was like "should i try to break the 35 hour record from last year?" lol helz noes. prn sucks but at least i got so many hours they had to offer me insurance...

DungeonmasterCal |

Patrick Curtin wrote:last month i was awake 34 hours and i was like "should i try to break the 35 hour record from last year?" lol helz noes. prn sucks but at least i got so many hours they had to offer me insurance...Another day, another overnight...
I swear, it will be soooo weird to work 9-5 again. I haven't had anything even relatively close to that in eight years. And weekends off? Not since 2000
I was awake once for 73 hours straight. Just plain couldn't sleep. Sleeping pills didn't work, and adding vodka to them just gave me a funny kind of buzz. When I finally did fall asleep I literally fell asleep. I walked into the kitchen and collapsed on the floor. My roommates checked to see if I was breathing and if I had a pulse then dragged me to bed, where I slept 27 hours.

Ragadolf |

That feeling when you pull off a really cool and nasty surprise on your normally paranoid players....
Hah!
Now I'm going to go check the PbP's and see what happened THIS time! ;P
Ragadolf |

That feeling when it's early and none of your players have seen your oh-so-nasty surprise yet
Umm,....
Ok. NOW I'm SCARED to go and check my PbP's to see what's happened this time! :(

Ragadolf |
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That feeling when it's early and none of your players have seen your oh-so-nasty surprise yet
OH!
That is just,...Ewwww! :O
(IE=Nice work, as usual Monkey!) ;)

Ragadolf |

I get my inspiration where I can
WHERE do you find this stuff?!? ;P
For as busy as you are, you obviously have far more web-browzing time than I do! Or your Google-Fu is much stronger. Or both. :P