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Not really. It's been happening since high school. Different ones, of course, but all with the punching.


AND somebody inverted my garments.


Treppa wrote:
Not really. It's been happening since high school. Different ones, of course, but all with the punching.

Well, obviously they like you.

They're 'hitting' on you! ;)

Yeah I know. That was bad.
I should be 'PUN'ished.
Lock me in the 'PUN'itentiary.
:D


~sighs~ OT is nice, but only once it hits the bank. ~sighs and goes back to work~

Silver Crusade

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Treppa wrote:
All is well, except lesbians keep punching me, and I don't know why.

I'm dying to know the context here.

Have you taken up mugging people at Home Depot?


Ragadolf wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Not really. It's been happening since high school. Different ones, of course, but all with the punching.

Well, obviously they like you.

They're 'hitting' on you! ;)

Yeah I know. That was bad.
I should be 'PUN'ished.
Lock me in the 'PUN'itentiary.
:D

Ba-dum-TISH.


Celestial Healer wrote:
Treppa wrote:
All is well, except lesbians keep punching me, and I don't know why.

I'm dying to know the context here.

Have you taken up mugging people at Home Depot?

Not yet, but that's an idea...

No, I'll be at work (working or on my phone while waiting for work) and they sneak up behind me and punch me (to startle me).


Do you work with them or are they just random, violent lesbians?


Yes, they are co-contractors, not random women walking in off the street and punching me.

It's like the locker room in high school all over again. Well, not that bad yet. :(


Hey, everyone. Just posting to let everyone know that I'm still around. I was just very busy yesterday. Got about a half hour 'til the library closes. Will post tomorrow if there's time.


My Gygax Day character:
STR: 3d6 ⇒ (5, 2, 5) = 12
INT: 3d6 ⇒ (6, 2, 6) = 14
WIS: 3d6 ⇒ (1, 1, 3) = 5
DEX: 3d6 ⇒ (3, 3, 3) = 9
CON: 3d6 ⇒ (4, 1, 2) = 7
CHA: 3d6 ⇒ (3, 5, 6) = 14

Just... wow. Any ideas?


Treppa wrote:

Yes, they are co-contractors, not random women walking in off the street and punching me.

It's like the locker room in high school all over again. Well, not that bad yet. :(

I am suddenly the immature child who wanted to jump into the girls locker room all over again...


Treppa wrote:

My Gygax Day character:

[dice=STR]3d6
[dice=INT]3d6
[dice=WIS]3d6
[dice=DEX]3d6
[dice=CON]3d6
[dice=CHA]3d6

Just... wow. Any ideas?

I don't think that character is going to work...


Freehold DM wrote:
Treppa wrote:

My Gygax Day character:

[dice=STR]3d6
[dice=INT]3d6
[dice=WIS]3d6
[dice=DEX]3d6
[dice=CON]3d6
[dice=CHA]3d6

Just... wow. Any ideas?

I don't think that character is going to work...

Not as a cleric, anyway.


Freehold DM wrote:
Treppa wrote:

Yes, they are co-contractors, not random women walking in off the street and punching me.

It's like the locker room in high school all over again. Well, not that bad yet. :(

I am suddenly the immature child who wanted to jump into the girls locker room all over again...

Prurient observer of hell on earth?


Treppa wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Treppa wrote:

Yes, they are co-contractors, not random women walking in off the street and punching me.

It's like the locker room in high school all over again. Well, not that bad yet. :(

I am suddenly the immature child who wanted to jump into the girls locker room all over again...
Prurient observer of hell on earth?

I have a clipboard and a camera, so yes.


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Treppa wrote:

My Gygax Day character:

STR 12
INT 14
WIS 5
DEX 9
CON 7
CHA 14

Just... wow. Any ideas?

In 1st Ed. Intelligence didn't have a modifier or affect spell strength. A 14 would allow you to cast up to 7th level spells and know up to 9 spells per spell level. You could adventure as a magic-user up to 15th level with no problems.

Also you can have a fair number of hirelings with that Charisma and they would be a touch more loyal than average.

Surviving to 15th in 1st Ed., however...


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Freehold DM wrote:
Treppa wrote:

Yes, they are co-contractors, not random women walking in off the street and punching me.

It's like the locker room in high school all over again. Well, not that bad yet. :(

I am suddenly the immature child who wanted to jump into the girls locker room all over again...

Suddenly?!


Drejk wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Treppa wrote:

Yes, they are co-contractors, not random women walking in off the street and punching me.

It's like the locker room in high school all over again. Well, not that bad yet. :(

I am suddenly the immature child who wanted to jump into the girls locker room all over again...
Suddenly?!

I no, rite? He's perpetrating like he was ever anything else...


Another day, another overnight...

I swear, it will be soooo weird to work 9-5 again. I haven't had anything even relatively close to that in eight years. And weekends off? Not since 2000


Patrick Curtin wrote:

Another day, another overnight...

I swear, it will be soooo weird to work 9-5 again. I haven't had anything even relatively close to that in eight years. And weekends off? Not since 2000

9-5? What the f&*$ does that even mean? Is that like some secret code or something?


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9-5 is a mythical land of fairy dust and sugarplums, where free time grows on trees and you can lie on beaches and in meadows and enjoy life and rest.


Oh, and there are hot meals and medical care, too.


There are benefits to suckling the government teat


That feeling when you pull off a really cool and nasty surprise on your normally paranoid players....


David M Mallon wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:

Another day, another overnight...

I swear, it will be soooo weird to work 9-5 again. I haven't had anything even relatively close to that in eight years. And weekends off? Not since 2000

9-5? What the f&*~ does that even mean? Is that like some secret code or something?

I agree!!! WTF is that?!? PC should be ashamed of himself!


Not all of us earn a dragon's hoard on overnight, sir Dragon...


~shows empty pockets~ What hoard?


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Treppa wrote:

Yes, they are co-contractors, not random women walking in off the street and punching me.

It's like the locker room in high school all over again. Well, not that bad yet. :(

Just be sure to take video to share with us when they start flicking you with a wet towel. OK?

Or call Freehold and I'm sure he'll break Mach 3 on his bike to take the video for you.


Sharoth wrote:
~shows empty pockets~ What hoard?

dont make me sic the Internal Revenue Kobolds on you


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Nobody expects the Internal Revenue Kobolds!


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Good morning, assorted peoples. I am NEVER up this early, but I've been unable to sleep all night and I finally just decided to fall out of bed and get online, where I'll do practically nothing for hours! Whee!


That feeling when it's early and none of your players have seen your oh-so-nasty surprise yet

Liberty's Edge

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Patrick Curtin wrote:

Another day, another overnight...

I swear, it will be soooo weird to work 9-5 again. I haven't had anything even relatively close to that in eight years. And weekends off? Not since 2000

last month i was awake 34 hours and i was like "should i try to break the 35 hour record from last year?" lol helz noes. prn sucks but at least i got so many hours they had to offer me insurance...


Yeah I got back-to-back 16-hour shifts coming up Tuesday and Wednesday. An 8-hour window between them :/


Heathansson wrote:
Patrick Curtin wrote:

Another day, another overnight...

I swear, it will be soooo weird to work 9-5 again. I haven't had anything even relatively close to that in eight years. And weekends off? Not since 2000

last month i was awake 34 hours and i was like "should i try to break the 35 hour record from last year?" lol helz noes. prn sucks but at least i got so many hours they had to offer me insurance...

I was awake once for 73 hours straight. Just plain couldn't sleep. Sleeping pills didn't work, and adding vodka to them just gave me a funny kind of buzz. When I finally did fall asleep I literally fell asleep. I walked into the kitchen and collapsed on the floor. My roommates checked to see if I was breathing and if I had a pulse then dragged me to bed, where I slept 27 hours.


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Drejk wrote:
Perks of my work: no one really cares when I am 20 minutes late...

Quirks of my work: My vocabulary starts to erode...


Patrick Curtin wrote:
That feeling when you pull off a really cool and nasty surprise on your normally paranoid players....

Hah!

Now I'm going to go check the PbP's and see what happened THIS time! ;P


Patrick Curtin wrote:
That feeling when it's early and none of your players have seen your oh-so-nasty surprise yet

Umm,....

Ok. NOW I'm SCARED to go and check my PbP's to see what's happened this time! :(


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Patrick Curtin wrote:
That feeling when it's early and none of your players have seen your oh-so-nasty surprise yet

OH!

That is just,...
Ewwww! :O

(IE=Nice work, as usual Monkey!) ;)


I get my inspiration where I can


Patrick Curtin wrote:
I get my inspiration where I can

WHERE do you find this stuff?!? ;P

For as busy as you are, you obviously have far more web-browzing time than I do! Or your Google-Fu is much stronger. Or both. :P


I have to credit Facebook. It serves a lot of this stuff to me on a platter.

***

Well that and I work a job that lets me surf the Web a lot


hi everyone


Howdy!


hi Cal


It's dark and rainy here today. How about where you are?


Hey, everyone.


cold and rainy as well, not as cold and rainy as the last 3 days but still to cold and rainy for july


Hey, John!

We've been having thunderstorms just sort of pop up, last about 30 minutes and then end. One of my dogs hates thunder so she's a 75 pound lap dog when it's going on.

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