>> Ask *Rysky* anything, anything at all! <<

[Rysky]

>_>

[Sorin Kell, Scumbag For Hire]

Y'know, I can drown those 'Wampis on the cheap.

[Feza Savard]

There is more than *one* way to get Revenge. Death's cheap and easy.

[Wei Ji the Learner]

So, ah, Rysky?

I have a question...!

In Space, can you hear a succubus grapple?

[baron arem heshvaun]

Wei Ji the Learner wrote:

So, ah, Rysky?

I have a question...!

In Space, can you hear a succubus grapple?

Depends on who's wearing the red ball.

[John Napier 698]

Feza Savard wrote:

There is more than *one* way to get Revenge. Death's cheap and easy.

And humiliation endures.

[John Napier 698]

Ghost Boob Assassin wrote:

Rysky wrote:

Nice.

Go terrorize Wumpums and Hunt.

The scene: Wumpums and Hunt's delightful Woodland Chums style treetop cottage. After a hard day baking cupcakes and carving artisan contraceptive devices out of giant acorns, H & W are sitting down to relax when, to their surprise, a pair of ectoplasmic bazoomas materialise in space, closely followed by the rest of a svelte, black latex-clad figure, moving with a lithe and deadly grace.

Trying (and failing) to get the 'wampis to look her in the eye, she draws a Tactical Ninja Sword with a palpable air of shamefaced apology, scratches the phrase 'I AM THE GHOST-[REDACTED] KISSER' on the floor in Kanji characters and then disappears in a puff of smoke

Nice sword. Kind of looks like the one I inherited from my brother. Except mine has a square handguard which holds two shiruken.

Edit: My blade length is 24 inches. And, from the belt, the scabbard goes almost to my ankle.

[John Napier 698]

And since that blade is shorter by seven inches, that would probably put it in the shortsword range. If I were to get that, I would have the equivalent to the Samurai's Katana - Wakizashi pair.

[Trigger Loaded]

1) Who are you?

2) Have you ever seen the rain?

3) Who let the dogs out?

4) What is love?

5) What's my age again?

6) Should I stay or should I go?

[Rysky]

baron arem heshvaun wrote:

Wei Ji the Learner wrote:

So, ah, Rysky?

I have a question...!

In Space, can you hear a succubus grapple?

Depends on who's wearing the red ball.

*nods*

[Rysky]

Trigger Loaded wrote:

1) Who are you?

2) Have you ever seen the rain?

3) Who let the dogs out?

4) What is love?

5) What's my age again?

6) Should I stay or should I go?

1) Rysky

2) Yep. Thunder too.

3) No idea, doesn't matter, gonna put the dogs in the ground for killing the outside cat.

4) Warmth and safety

5) 2d20+15

6) sure

[John Kretzer]

Oh Warm and Safe Mistress,

What is your favorite...ahem...piece of...specialized furniture?

[Limeylongears]

I think it's you, John, but I don't want to second-guess Ms. R.

[John Kretzer]

Limeylongears wrote:

I think it's you, John, but I don't want to second-guess Ms. R.

I did not mean people furniture...

[Rysky]

John Kretzer wrote:

Limeylongears wrote:

I think it's you, John, but I don't want to second-guess Ms. R.

I did not mean people furniture...

Oh... in that case I think Monkey Rockers look like fun.

[John Napier 698]

Rysky wrote:

Trigger Loaded wrote:

1) Who are you?

2) Have you ever seen the rain?

3) Who let the dogs out?

4) What is love?

5) What's my age again?

6) Should I stay or should I go?

1) Rysky

2) Yep. Thunder too.

3) No idea, doesn't matter, gonna put the dogs in the ground for killing the outside cat.

4) Warmth and safety

5) 2d20+15

6) sure

Ah, the fun you can have with song lyrics. :)

[Rysky]

Yep :3

[John Napier 698]

I have been officially registered as a GM in the RPG department for this year's Tekko. I'll print it out the weekend before the show.

[Rysky]

Yay!

[John Kretzer]

Greeting Great and Beautiful Mistress,

*hugs*

Just wanted to come on by and give you a hug for once.

[Rysky]

John Kretzer wrote:

Greeting Great and Beautiful Mistress,

*hugs*

Just wanted to come on by and give you a hug for once.

Awwwwwww, Thankies Kretz!

*hugs back*

[Feros]

I am currently sipping tea. I have officially surrendered and bought tea. I hope you all are happy! :p

:)

[John Napier 698]

Tea generally takes alcohol better than coffee. Tried both Rum and Amaretto with coffee. They didn't improve the taste much.

[Mark Thomas 66]

If you're going to add alcohol to coffee, Creme de cacao is the way to go.

[Vidmaster7]

I don't drink but I always hear people going on about baileys for coffee. (coffee is a stimulant right and alcohol is a downer so aren't you kind of speed balling this way?)

[John Kretzer]

Oh Sexy and Captivating Mistress,

Are just as huggy in real life?

Also do you like the way I open my posts to you?

[Mark Thomas 66]

Ah yes, the best form of Irish Coffee!

[Rysky]

Feros wrote:

I am currently sipping tea. I have officially surrendered and bought tea. I hope you all are happy! :p

:)

i is!

[Rysky]

John Kretzer wrote:

Oh Sexy and Captivating Mistress,

Are just as huggy in real life?

Also do you like the way I open my posts to you?

I try to be :3

Yes, it's very flattering ^w^

[Rysky]

Mark Thomas 66 wrote:

Ah yes, the best form of Irish Coffee!

i... think I've tried Baileys? I don't think I cared for it. But then I don't care for coffee either.

[Vidmaster7]

I'm gonna take all this as a yes on speed balling. for no reason really.

[John Kretzer]

Hello Glamorous and Strict Mistress,

I knew we shared a bond...I don't like coffee either. Finally another person. I always get stared at like I got a second head when I say I don't like coffee.

See any movies lately?

[Rysky]

John Kretzer wrote:

Hello Glamorous and Strict Mistress,

I knew we shared a bond...I don't like coffee either. Finally another person. I always get stared at like I got a second head when I say I don't like coffee.

See any movies lately?

No, and I think the last movie I saw in theatres was Iron Man 3 -_-

[Limeylongears]

John Napier 698 wrote:

Tea generally takes alcohol better than coffee. Tried both Rum and Amaretto with coffee. They didn't improve the taste much.

My sister and brother-in-law do a very good job with Irish Coffee, (i.e. coffee, cream, sugar and whiskey). I'm not much of a chap for coffee in the main, but it's pretty nice.

[John Napier 698]

Hey JK. I don't like coffee very much either. Aside from the Starbuck's coffees you find in grocery stores. But, generally, I drink tea.

[John Kretzer]

Greetings lovely and Supreme Mistress (I am starting to have to use a Thesaurus...)

What movies have you seen via other media like cable, Netflix, other streaming devices?

@John Napier 698: I have never find any coffee that I liked...tea is okay but don't really have the opportunity to drink it.

[Rysky]

John Kretzer wrote:

Greetings lovely and Supreme Mistress (I am starting to have to use a Thesaurus...)

What movies have you seen via other media like cable, Netflix, other streaming devices?

@John Napier 698: I have never find any coffee that I liked...tea is okay but don't really have the opportunity to drink it.

Hehe, sowwy.

Uh, none, sorry.

[John Napier 698]

Just found and flagged another spam thread made by our friend, the streamer. That's three for me, now. I never knew how much fun it is to hunt spammers. :)

[Rysky]

Hehe, yeah, there's a bit of bile fascination to it :3

[John Napier 698]

He's making it too easy. A thread with one post and a strange name. As far as I know, no-one else here uses periods in their names. Example: ha.nnisingyah.oo

[Rysky]

*nods*

Pretty sure they're bots.

[Dragoncat]

...spammer?

SPAMMER?! WHERE?!

*yanks spam cannon out of storage, releasing a cloud of dust*

I'M LOCKED AND LOADED!

[Rysky]

Sic em!

[John Napier 698]

Oh, good! Hunting Droids is just as fun!

[Dragoncat]

*finds the spammer thread*

THERE YOU ARE. OwO

vvvvvvvrrrrrrrrEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA*

[John Napier 698]

Dragoncat wrote:

*finds the spammer thread*

THERE YOU ARE. OwO

vvvvvvvrrrrrrrrEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA*

Here's another truck of shells for you. Have at 'im.

[1d4 Goblin Babies]

John Napier 698 wrote:

Oh, good! Hunting Droids is just as fun!

1d4 ⇒ 4 goblin babies shout "Shootogawa!" encouragingly.

[John Napier 698]

quibblemuch wrote:

Dragoncat wrote:

*yanks spam cannon out of storage...*

Wait, is that a cannon for shooting at spam, or a cannon that shoots spammunition? Because every tiny quivering engineer bone in my body wants to build the second one...

What kind of engineer, if I may ask? And I'm pretty sure that it's a cannon for shooting the droids that create spam.

[John Napier 698]

1d4 Goblin Babies wrote:

John Napier 698 wrote:

Oh, good! Hunting Droids is just as fun!

1d4 goblin babies shout "Shootogawa!" encouragingly.

Yes! Send out the Jawas after the debris stops falling and the dust clears.