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Divinitus wrote:Not fair! I have an annoying, I mean... very nice player who may need one, as a great Crystalhue present! :)You could, yaknow, ask them? They tend to like being invited to come Wampi up a place or person.
It's kinda their thing.
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All relevant details are there. We thank you for your future patronage!

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Also, no one smites the succubi wile I am around (it would be a serous shame to damage someone who looks like well, like succubi do...)
Don't worry. They don't get real cuts, just red smears - like strawberry jam. It just wipes right off.
Or, you know, however you want to get jam off of succubi. ;)

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Ok, paladin, you go over and smite that guy ::points to a mirror:: Please oh please tell me Advice Forum Paladin #626 dumped Int....
Also, no one smites the succubi wile I am around (it would be a serous shame to damage someone who looks like well, like succubi do...)
Aww, thank you Beernorg.
Plus, Smiting Reversal makes that a bad idea nowadays :3

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Oi, just because I dumped intelligence doesn't mean I can't Sense Motive! You're obviously trying to trick me! You obviously think that because you're some sort of vile creature, I won't follow your advice! Well, the joke's on you!
.... Why did the bad woman break in one hit?
Because you are noble and righteous.
*points at MP and JK*
They still need paddlins.

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Advice Forum Paladin #626 wrote:.... Oh, I don't even know where to begin smiting. Hey, you there! With the horns! Where should I smite first?*points at MP and JK*
They've been naughty and need some paddlins.
Hey only the Mistress can paddle me!!!
I know there was a reason I disliked paladins...

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GM_Beernorg wrote:Also, no one smites the succubi wile I am around (it would be a serous shame to damage someone who looks like well, like succubi do...)Don't worry. They don't get real cuts, just red smears - like strawberry jam. It just wipes right off.
Or, you know, however you want to get jam off of succubi. ;)
Tongues is my preference.
*goes to fetch some different flavors*

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Rysky wrote:Advice Forum Paladin #626 wrote:.... Oh, I don't even know where to begin smiting. Hey, you there! With the horns! Where should I smite first?*points at MP and JK*
They've been naughty and need some paddlins.
Hey only the Mistress can paddle me!!!
I know there was a reason I disliked paladins...
But this way I can paddle the Paladin while she's distracted :3

'Glistening' Buff Scrotes |
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John Kretzer wrote:But this way I can paddle the Paladin while she's distracted :3Rysky wrote:Advice Forum Paladin #626 wrote:.... Oh, I don't even know where to begin smiting. Hey, you there! With the horns! Where should I smite first?*points at MP and JK*
They've been naughty and need some paddlins.
Hey only the Mistress can paddle me!!!
I know there was a reason I disliked paladins...
'Cause when I'm paddlin' Paladin's buns,
Gee! when I'm paddlin' Paladin's buns,A flick with the tawse on their succulent cheeks;
Lawks! It's (L)awfully Good when they wriggle and squeak,
Then I keep paddlin' Paladin's buns,
It's a way to make Will saves more fun.
When their tukhes are tanned, that's when we Lay On Hands
Paddlin' Paladins, sweet, sweet Paladins,
Paddlin' Paladin's buns!

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Rysky wrote:John Kretzer wrote:But this way I can paddle the Paladin while she's distracted :3Rysky wrote:Advice Forum Paladin #626 wrote:.... Oh, I don't even know where to begin smiting. Hey, you there! With the horns! Where should I smite first?*points at MP and JK*
They've been naughty and need some paddlins.
Hey only the Mistress can paddle me!!!
I know there was a reason I disliked paladins...
'Cause when I'm paddlin' Paladin's buns,
Gee! when I'm paddlin' Paladin's buns,
A flick with the tawse on their succulent cheeks;
Lawks! It's (L)awfully Good when they wriggle and squeak,
Then I keep paddlin' Paladin's buns,
It's a way to make Will saves more fun.
When their tukhes are tanned, that's when we Lay On Hands
Paddlin' Paladins, sweet, sweet Paladins,
Paddlin' Paladin's buns!
Dis, all of dis.

Dragoncat |

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Rysky wrote:Here ya go. :)Sissyl wrote:Deionarra's theme. That is all.Will have to look that up when I can access Youtube.
Thankies! As soon as I get off work I will watch :3

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♪♫ On the Fifth Day of Christmas,
I sent to Rysky:FIVE MANGY RATS!
Four Crossbow Traps,
Three Stink Bombs,
Two Rabid Dogs,
And a Pugwampi in a Spruce Tree! ♪♫
... I don't think Kitty will want to chase those, hmm...
Also, something that's always confused me a lil about this song. Are you just repeating the gifts for completion's sake, or do I now have like 5 Spruce Trees?

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+1000 for Planescape: Torment! Great sound track, and IMO it is the best D&D computer RPG ever made, sure Baldur's Gate is good, sure NWN can be good in some incarnations, but PS:Torment, so much AWESOME.
(well, time to play through the game again, think that would make about 20 or so full play thru's, and it STILL gets me every time)
"Endure, and in enduring, grow strong." Dakkon of Zerthimon
What can change the nature of a man? Regret...

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+1000 for Planescape: torment! Great sound track, and IMO it is the best D&D computer RPG ever made, sure Baldur's Gate is good, sure NWN can be good in some incarnations, but PS:Torment, so much AWESOME.
(well, time to play through the game again, think that would make about 20 or some full play throughs, and it STILL gets me every time)
"Endure, and in enduring, grow strong." Dakkon of Zerthimon
What can change the nature of a man? Regret...
You can definitely grow strong by enduring a Succubus.

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That sounds more fun that it should for some reason...
(anyone else find it amusing that there is a PC succubus in PS: Torment, ahh Fall from Grace, you are the only cleric in the game, and while your kiss may kill, it is worth it!)
Anything involving Succubi is always more fun than it sounds. Fact.

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Kalindlara wrote:Well... tieflings are like succubi, but you can actually play as one. That's pretty awesome. ^_^< Needs to play more Succubi descended Tieflings.
The Half-Succubus template is also all kinds of awesome.
One of the cohorts in my WotR is a succubus-tiefling. Originally a rogue captured during a random encounter, she "grew up" to become a paladin of (and married to) the party's goddess-paladin.

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Rysky wrote:One of the cohorts in my WotR is a succubus-tiefling. Originally a rogue captured during a random encounter, she "grew up" to become a paladin of (and married to) the party's goddess-paladin.Kalindlara wrote:Well... tieflings are like succubi, but you can actually play as one. That's pretty awesome. ^_^< Needs to play more Succubi descended Tieflings.
The Half-Succubus template is also all kinds of awesome.
Dawww.