Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice.........

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...

...Old Doc Flumph and Wonder Woman [CENSORED][CENSORED][CENSORED].

[KenderKin]

Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...

...Two minutes of CENSORED is suddenly over

as IHIYC is caught watching the action

[GoatToucher]

Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...

KenderKin enjoys a moment of tenderness with Giganta.

[Amasu of the O'Khamphi]

Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice...

GT tries to talk the wondertwins into turning into a goat and a bottle of anointing oil.

[GoatToucher]

Mmmm...

What were we talking about again?

Oh yes:

Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice...

Amasu has an intimate encounter with Blue Devil.

There were no survivors.

[krevon]

Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice....

GoatToucher was found touching Beastboy and filmed.

[the Queen's Raven]

Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice...
Deadman was taking krevon for a "ride"

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice...

...The Queen's Raven gives The Face some much-needed dating advice!

[lucky7]

Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice...

The Question is searching for IHIYC, even though no one else believes he's there.

[KenderKin]

Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice...

A fight was on over 1st and 2nd edition....combat matrix versus Thaco

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice...

...KenderKin has teamed up with Lex Luthor in a plot to steal forty cakes - that's as many as four tens!

[GoatToucher]

That's terrible.

Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...

IHIYC is showing Batman what a sinister clown can really do.

In thematically appropriate closet-based ways.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...

...GoatToucher has just been seen leaving Aquaman's room with a beatific smile on his face, and several dozen nasty tropical fish bites.

[GoatToucher]

Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...

IHIYC had an intimate view of Guy Gardener shaving his nether portions. Try as he might, he could not look away.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...

GoatToucher is sent to the ER with severe jaw and face injuries - he should've known that you do NOT want to be kneeling right in front of Superman when he is climaxing!

[GoatToucher]

Meanwhile, at the hall of Justice...

IHIYC is raiding Zatanna and Black Canary's underwear drawers, seeing who has the more comfortable fishnet stockings.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Meanwhile, at the hall of Justice...

GoatToucher and Lex Luthor are having a friendly head-polishing contest!

[GoatToucher]

Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...

IHIYC thinks he's going on a trip into space with Guy Gardner, who told him "I'd really like to see Uranus."

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice.....

A succubus is indulging wonder woman in the pleasures of life.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...

...The Fiend Fantastic is engaged in a pitched (no pun intended) fiddling duel against Rot Lop Fan!

[Jurassic Bard]

Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...

...A breach in time and space created a wormhole that teleported everyone in the secret headquarters away to another dimension. Except for IHIYC, who was hiding in a closet at the time.

[Lucija Lal Rani]

Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...

...The Penguin has been instructing Jurassic Bard in the finer points of 18th-Century opera seria!

[Phillip Gastone]

Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice..

Dr.Manhatten still won't wear pants for TV interviews.

[Lucija Lal Rani]

It's supposed to involve the poster above you somehow.

[Kat's Eye]

Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice...
Phillip Gastone was being lectured by Batman about etiquette.

[GeneStealer Mining Corporation]

Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice...

Kat's Eye tries to join the league by arresting Lucija Lal Rani.

[Xukong]

It's also supposed to involve a DC character somehow.

Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...

...the GeneStealer Mining Corporation has been feverishly bidding for an exclusive Kryptonite-mining deal - only to discover that Ozymandias bought out the contract 35 minutes ago!

[GeneStealer Mining Corporation]

*"Ah, yes, I tried to make up for a previous poster that I cheated a little bit by including all of the heroes."*

Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice, Superman was telling Xukong that he shouldn't be so pedantic and that the league doesn't need another God Damn Batman!

[Jurassic Bard]

Sheesh, when did people become so sensitive with needless censorship (I don't know how to change this to blue, and the previous post is my own alias).

[Partylf Sunev]

Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice...

Jurassic Bard was told to [ooc][/ooc] it.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...

...Partylf Sunev is assisting Poison Ivy with some *AHEM* "in-depth cross-pollination studies".

[Kat's Eye]

Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...

Batman mistook IHIYK for the Joker and hauled him off to Arkham Asylum.

[Laser Clown of the 34th Century]

Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...

...Brainiac's attempt to take over Earth's Internet is (quite accidentally) foiled by a sudden viral-video surge of Kat's Eye playing "touch tha fishie" with Aquaman!

[Andrew "Flux" Kidwell]

Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...

Reverse-Flash has broken in to find his latest nemesis: Laser Clown of the 34th Century!

[Xasay Xyu]

Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...

...Mr. Freeze and Andrew "Flux" Kidwell have ensnared each other in a Duck Soupian 'mirror' quandary!

[Cluny the Scourge]

Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...

Captain Marvel (the original) says Xasay Xyu's name is zapped by Johnny Thunder's Thunderbolt.

[Dr. Zephyrus Vitruvian]

Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...

Dr. Jonathan "The Scarecrow" Crane is attempting to test his latest experiment on Cluny the Scourge...but who is REALLY the lab-rat for whom?!?

[Safety Cat]

Everyone watches a video about ladder safety.

Especially Dr. Vitruvian.

[AM TARDIGRADE]

MEANWHILE, AT HALL OF JUSTICE...!

...SAFETY CAT LECTURES VENTRILOQUIST ON PROPER WAY TO DUAL-WIELD HANDGUN AND DUMMY, ONLY TO BE SHOT BY SCARFACE WHO INSIST NOBODY BOSS AROUND VENTRILOQUIST BUT HIM! NOBODYYYYYY!!!