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Having a chitinous shell.


Super powers

Sovereign Court

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A scroll of Darkvision.


KenderKin wrote:
Super powers

I think that depends on the superpower.


Tiny Coffee Golems


Wishes


PbPing an AP.


World peace.


GoatToucher wrote:
World peace.

To go off topic for a sec, Ozzy has an interesting speech on this at the end of Watchmen.

Grand Lodge

Sissyl wrote:
PbPing an AP.

Playing an AP some times...

Grand Lodge

GoatToucher wrote:
World peace.

I can't see a problem with world peace. Then again, given that such a state has never existed in human history, it's a moot point, more like an abstract ideal that one can envision but never see, such as the speed of light, and absolute zero.


LazarX wrote:
GoatToucher wrote:
World peace.
I can't see a problem with world peace. Then again, given that such a state has never existed in human history, it's a moot point, more like an abstract ideal that one can envision but never see, such as the speed of light, and absolute zero.

Read The Watchmen.

Sovereign Court

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The problem with world peace is that humans would have had to have been changed into something that's unrecognizable. Or coppertop batteries living in a robot-run matrix. Or simply extinct.

Never read/seen Watchmen, but I'm guessing that's the gist it was getting at.


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deusvult wrote:

The problem with world peace is that humans would have had to have been changed into something that's unrecognizable. Or coppertop batteries living in a robot-run matrix. Or simply extinct.

Never read/seen Watchmen, but I'm guessing that's the gist it was getting at.

There is also an interesting bit on stagnation. That with out conflict there is no drive to improve.


TriOmegaZero wrote:
Sissyl wrote:
PbPing an AP.
Playing an AP some times...

What's wrong with PbPing an AP?


krevon wrote:
Tiny Coffee Golems

HEY! You're way off base, buddy!

Also, You're dead to me.


I have been curious about the function/relationship between the coffee and the golem.

Does the golem steal coffee? Run around in circles with the coffee to cool it for some mighty mage? Does the golem run off of coffee? drink coffee?

Was it a golem that ran away with the dish and the spoon?

Do tiny golems also take that one sock that never comes out of the dryer?


KenderKin wrote:
I have been curious about the function/relationship between the coffee and the golem.
KenderKin wrote:
Does the golem steal coffee?

When necessary.

KenderKin wrote:
Run around in circles with the coffee to cool it for some mighty mage?

That guy is a D**k. He'll get nothing from me.

KenderKin wrote:
Does the golem run off of coffee?

Like most tech workers, yes.

KenderKin wrote:
drink coffee?

How else would I get it in me? Wait. Don't answer that.

KenderKin wrote:
Was it a golem that ran away with the dish and the spoon?

Just the spoon. The Dish is useless.

KenderKin wrote:
Do tiny golems also take that one sock that never comes out of the dryer?

Only if we run out of coffee filters.


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KenderKin wrote:
TriOmegaZero wrote:
Sissyl wrote:
PbPing an AP.
Playing an AP some times...
What's wrong with PbPing an AP?

Merely that PLAYING one takes years. PbPing one by necessity extends this even further into the realm of incredulity. Still, to those who want it, more power to them.


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X-Ray vision

Sczarni

Liberal agenda.

Nevermind, isn't even good at first glance.

Sovereign Court

Ulfen Death Squad wrote:

Liberal agenda.

Nevermind, isn't even good at first glance.

Whose?

There is a vast difference between US liberals and the rest of the world.


An entire tome devoted to the ecology of the tiny coffee golem.


KenderKin wrote:
An entire tome devoted to the ecology of the tiny coffee golem.

HEY! My Mom Wrote that!


Hama wrote:
Ulfen Death Squad wrote:

Liberal agenda.

Nevermind, isn't even good at first glance.

Whose?

There is a vast difference between US liberals and the rest of the world.

Also, the same can be said about the Conservative agenda. At least US conservatives and probably much of the rest of the world.


Yeah...how about we just skip discussions that open with "agenda"? Obvious troll and all that.

Shadow Lodge

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You think this is a game?


bugleyman wrote:
Yeah...how about we just skip discussions that open with "agenda"? Obvious troll and all that.

Would it not be end with agenda. But yeah, I totally agree.


bugleyman wrote:
Yeah...how about we just skip discussions that open with "agenda"? Obvious troll and all that.

Fair enough and I second the motion.


I have an anti-agenda discussion agenda...oh wait.

Sczarni

My mentioning anything political.

Locks political talk up in closet where a certain clown is trying to hide and failing to do so.


That plastic tooth pick that you find in some pocket knives


Forum games on the paizo web-site.


KenderKin wrote:
Forum games on the paizo web-site.

*Show's KenderKin the door*


Ulfen Death Squad wrote:
My mentioning anything political.

It's just an almost-certain derailment, but I shouldn't have used the "troll" word. My bad.


Calling someone else a troll.


Showing people the door* before offering them cookies*

*virtual of course


KenderKin wrote:

Showing people the door* before offering them cookies*

*virtual of course

Wouldn't offering someone cookies encourage them to stay? I suppose I could throw them out into the yard and close the door when they turn to look at the airborn baked goods. It works with (insert unwanted group who knocks on doors).

The last bit is edited to not inadvertently offend any particular group. Frankly, I don't want any solicitors knocking on my door, with the notable exception of girl scouts with cookies. Ironically enough.


Encouraging people to stay

Asking the proverbial question "Should I stay or Should I go?"


Breeding trolls

Sovereign Court

Falling in love with a woman who is already in a relationship...wait...


....whose husband is in jail....


Selling your soul to the devil.


Online dating
E-horny.com


Being a male porn star.

Being the first person on Mars.

Power Attacking every time you swing.


GoatToucher wrote:

Being a male porn star. **

Being the first person on Mars.

Power Attacking every time you swing.

**Unless you're both gay and a gay male porn star. Then you're in as good of a position (pun intended) as you can be as a porn star.


creating montages on youtube


Artificial intelligence.

Cybernetic implants.

Cannibalism.


Playing the same race/class all the time.


Running game day event for a local gaming store.

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