The Cheese Shoppe Sketch

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

I haven't completed the prerequisite quest to have access to that cheese.

I am eager for some Sakura cheese! You got any?

[Fish-Malkovich]

It was so soft, that the other cheese kept picking on it. As such, it committed seppuku.

Have you managed to restock your Stilton yet? I'm hosting a Mrs Doubtfire themed party.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

That mean old Mr. Scrooge took it all as collateral; why, I hope he eats too much of it before bed and has nightmares tonight...!

I know! How about some chhena?

[Bjørn Røyrvik]

It hasn't aged well, I'm afraid.

Speaking of which, do you have any gamalost?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

I'm afraid we...gamamisplaced it.

What I most wish is a dish of mish!

[Bjørn Røyrvik]

You just mished it! The last was bought by the gentleman who passed you in the door.

Now, you wouldn't happen to have some wriggly casu martzu?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

And risk being complicit in unholy rites?! Absolutely not!

But surely you've got some Viña Milagro?